/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12183354]

what's the most hurtful thing someone's said to you about your cooking?

[Anonymous No.12183362]

That it tastes like somebody vomited into my asshole and I shat it onto a plate.

[Anonymous No.12183363]

>>12183354
"this doesn't taste good bro"

[Anonymous No.12183365]

>>12183362
Sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.12183396]

>>12183354
>"Not your best"
Thanks pal, I'll go fuck myself.

[Anonymous No.12183416]

>>12183354
"Taste like shit"

[Anonymous No.12183424]

>>12183354
nothing but positive comments...which probably means its really bad

[Anonymous No.12183435]

>>12183354
>They're fine I suppose, my chorizo is much better in my humble opinion.
They're just brauts you NEET faggot you can't even cook eggs properly and why the fuck would you draw that comparison yes I am goddamn mad fuck you

[Anonymous No.12183437]

>>12183424
Okay but if they actually really like it and you did a great job?

[Anonymous No.12183461]

"I'm sorry Anon, I know you try hard." - My 6-year-old sister, who hates almost all food that isn't microwaved or deep-fried.

[Anonymous No.12183466]

>>12183424
Post your food on /ck/ some time, that'll end real quick.

[Anonymous No.12183467]

"This is delicious!"

Your lies hurt more than the truth ever could.

[Anonymous No.12183472]

>>12183354
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

[Anonymous No.12183484]

>>12183362
Can you imagine what that smells like?!
haha

[Anonymous No.12183860]

Other people's comments never mattered to me. Often I would be frank about issues with meals that were served to me. This would typically garner outrage towards me. They might say that I wouldn't like people to say that about my cooking, to which I would reply that I wouldn't be concerned. They might say that I should be thankful that people made food for me, and I would reply that I can be grateful while at the same time pointing out there was too much salt. They might say that if I stop eating something, or don't finish my plate that I'm being rude because I'm signalling I disliked the food.

When people would criticize things I made, it didn't bother me. Eating things I make is optional for them. If they had a problem with it they could stop eating, that wouldn't bother me, and if they ate the whole thing, well, then it couldn't have been that terrible. Just in general, people need to loosen up about all this petty nonsense.

[Anonymous No.12183863]

personally i like to hear negative comments because it means those people's positive comments are sincere

>>12183860
if you totally ignore criticism of your own cooking, why do you bother to criticize other people's?

[Anonymous No.12183866]

>>12183362
Nice.

[Anonymous No.12183867]

>>12183860
So in other words you don't have any standards outside of what you imagine in your head.

[Anonymous No.12183884]

>>12183863
>>12183867
yeah sure whatever

[Anonymous No.12183913]

It was never about cooking just degrading me and being rude because I liked to cook, apparently I should have been watching sports instead.

Now I get the added bonus that by being on HRT, I'm spitting in his face.

[Anonymous No.12183939]

Fuck you Dad!

[Anonymous No.12183966]

>>12183913
now you can seduce him and get the dicking you've always wanted

[Anonymous No.12183969]

Everyone I know are absolute mongs at cooking. I'm a small fish in a microscopic pond.

[Anonymous No.12183998]

>>12183354
I don't get why anyone would feel upset about negative feedback to their cooking when the person who ate it had to deal with the actual harm involved in that situation. Someone's trusting you with their intestines and you're fucking them over with poison.

[Anonymous No.12184142]

>>12183998
Gee, I don't know, maybe because it's discouraging? You people ask the fucking dumbest honestly.

[Anonymous No.12184150]

>”Can you try not to overcook the chicken this time?”

[Anonymous No.12184170]

>>12184150

[Anonymous No.12184183]

>Looks like a slop o shit

[Anonymous No.12184201]

>>12183354
>what's the most hurtful thing someone's said to you about your cooking?
the complemented my food when I knew damn well it was substandard.

when I ask people for feedback on my cooking I expect them to be honest, I don't want them to tell me things are good when they are not simply because they want to be polite.

>>12184142
Why would you find negative feedback to be discouraging? Nobody is perfect, therefore you should always expect negative feedback. But feedback is a good thing: it means you know what to fix next time. I'm not sure why people take criticism personally.

[Anonymous No.12184208]

>>12183354
"It's a bit salty."

Could be worse.
>>12183362
for example

[Anonymous No.12184210]

I was learning to cook when we moved in together with my girl. I wanted to do a traditional fancy food from our country that roughly translates as "Roast sirloin in sour cream sauce with dumplings". It's a vegetable-heavy sauce (carrot, parsley root, celery root) and I had very little experience. The taste was acceptable and I liked it, but boy did I fuck up the thickness. I thickened it way too much, it was almost like a fucking yoghurt, but hey, I was learning. Too bad my gf was biased towards my family's cooking - both my grandma and mother make all sauces kind of thick, and my gf was somehow allergic to that - never said a word to them, wouldn't dare, but did I have to listen to her bullshit a lot.

Her reaction was: "I know that you all can't help but make sauces shitty thick in your family, but why did you do it here? I don't wanna eat this, it's disgusting." Probably a bad time of the month.

I told her "Then don't. Are you fucking serious with this disrespect bullshit? I'm learning to cook and I did my best and this is what you give me?"
She got super upset and left. I served myself and started eating. The taste was actually spot on, my mouth is watering right now, fuck that was so good. But! She came back five minutes later and was shocked to see that I started eating without her. Made a scene.

It's been a few years and I learned to cook, but I haven't made the sauce since.

[Anonymous No.12184218]

>>12184142
How could you feel "discouraged" when you're not the one who had their GI tract raped? It's mind-boggling anyone could be that oblivious and selfish. There's almost nothing worse than gastrointestinal pain, do you have any idea how excessively innervated that section of the body is? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.12184260]

Well as a professional chef I hate getting "its good"s it's like the "nothing much" you follow up a "whats up?" with. When I first started getting negative feedback is what drove me to become better. As for the most hurtful thing was probably from my wife's friend saying she was glad her husband knew how to cook after seeing my terrine. Which wasn't as hurtful as it was infuriating, because yeah they might not LOOK that great but I promise he wouldn't put up with all the prep it took.

[Anonymous No.12184273]

[Anonymous No.12184329]

>>12184210
Also, my mother-in-law being offended at everything:
>(on everything) "Why didn't you do this like I do it? It's better."
>(about a served platter) "Why aren't the cucumber slices thinner? It's better when they're thin." (they were 4 - 5 mm thick)
>"Why do you fiddle around with that rissoto for so long? Just boil the rice."
>(on a potato salad) "No polony? Well that is a gypsy potato salad, OK." (suggesting that if you don't put shitty processed meat into everything, you probably can't afford it and therefore the food you cook is gypsy tier)

[Anonymous No.12184388]

>>12184260
>Well as a professional chef I hate getting "its good"s
I'm really sorry but even when the food is good I find it hard to muster up a good praise. It's probably because my mom would always go praising everyone's food like it was some hot shit, but it was all just mediocre or straight up bad cooking. Do you ever get praise you consider good?

Also everything sincere ITT is making my blood boil, I find this the most disrespectful shit ever, I feel like this is some "sin against a fellow human" crime. When someone cooks for you, don't talk shit to them.

[Anonymous No.12184409]

>I'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer

[Anonymous No.12184415]

>>12184388
>Also everything sincere ITT is making my blood boil, I find this the most disrespectful shit ever, I feel like this is some "sin against a fellow human" crime. When someone cooks for you, don't talk shit to them.

It depends on the situation. If someone's cooking for someone else then of course you don't criticize the food. But if someone ASKS FOR FEEDBACK that's a different story.

It pisses me off to no end when I ASK people to evaluate the food I prepared and they say stuff like "it's good" or "it's delicious" or whatever. That information is useless to me, and it feels insincere. You're not going to offend me at all by being honest; I wouldn't have asked if I was uncomfortable hearing your honest answer.

[Anonymous No.12184421]

>>12183354
"It's good."
When it obviously wasn't.

[Anonymous No.12184428]

>>12184388
Not them, but in general, praise like “it’s good” or “it’s shit” doesn’t help because it’s very broad. Why is it good or shit? Constructive criticism fampai.

[Anonymous No.12184431]

>>12183354
I don't remember but it was enough to get my college cooking teacher fired because other students got angry for me?

[Anonymous No.12184454]

just laughing

[Anonymous No.12184459]

>>12184150
>"Can you try and find your own way around the oven tonight, Karen?"

[Anonymous No.12184469]

>>12184388
Good praise to me is, "the lamb you cooked is great, but there was something missing." And I would take that as a good constructive advice and review my set, maybe change out broccoli with lets say spring greens or carrots.
I understand that not all palates are going to be awesome but even pointing out what was the best part of the meal is absolutely helpful.
>>12184415
>>12184428
Completely this.

[Anonymous No.12184785]

>>12184210
Just add some water?

[Anonymous No.12185049]

>>12183354
"I've had better"

I think someone on /ck/ told me what I did was shit, but he had no idea what I was cooking anyway, I had to post what I made next to one from google as damage control.

[Anonymous No.12185076]

>>12183461
It's okay. You'll probably outlive the little fatgoblin

[Anonymous No.12185108]

"We could've gone to Burger King."

[Anonymous No.12185456]

>>12183472
This is delicious pasta

[Anonymous No.12185463]

"I can't eat this"
From a girl I lived with for a short time. This was in my teens and I was by no means the cook then that I am today, but it wasn't bad food.
Her issue with it was that it was ground beef served with rice, and that just didn't compute with her. It was decently cooked and seasoned. She just had this idea that rice must be served with bigger pieces of meat I guess.
That was in 2002 and I don't suppose I have bothered cooking for someone other than myself since now I think about it.

[Anonymous No.12185473]

>>12185463
>ground beef served with rice

wtf is wrong with you dude

[Anonymous No.12185474]

>>12185463
Dirty rice is good, but you can't expect hamburger to equal real cuts of beef.

[Anonymous No.12185484]

>>12183354
"What's this green stuff"
>parsley
"I said no vegetables"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.12185506]

>>12184329
We have a saying about this in my family, it's called the "Proper Wallace Method". If anyone besides my mother and her two sisters does something with food or just about anything else, it is wrong. And yet they STILL ask us to help out
>anon could you please cut up these carrots for the salad?
>not like that they're too thick
>I'll just do it
every time

[Anonymous No.12185516]

>>12185108
haha

[Anonymous No.12185521]

>>12185463
ground beef AND rice would be like eating food that's already been chewed but also probably tasted good

[Anonymous No.12185527]

>>12185473
>>12185474
It wasn't literally just ground beef and rice.
It was just a dish that had both of those ingredients and she felt that rice must always be served with bigger chunks of meat.

Fried up the beef with some diced veggies and a little liquid that I thickened slightly into a gravy. Served with plain white rice.
We were fresh out of college and still looking for jobs. It was not a fancy meal but I still think that choosing to go to bed hungry was pretty fucking insulting.

[Anonymous No.12185545]

>>12185473
ground beef and rice is great, rice is fantastic at soaking up the beef juices

[Anonymous No.12185563]

kys weeb

[Anonymous No.12185583]

>>12185108
kek. What makes that extra insulting is that you can't even get a McChicken there.

[Anonymous No.12185596]

I'm really sensitive for a guy so my mother always sugar-coats any criticisms she gives my food and unless it's inedible she'll say it's great. One time she talked about how a burger I made was so good she'd pay a lot of money for one only for me to later find out she didn't finish it because it was too salty. I don't have any real life friends so unfortunately I'm gonna have to wait until I bother trying to cook again.

[Anonymous No.12185605]

>>12183424
>instant coffee and burnt eggs
yep, it checks out

[Anonymous No.12185608]

>>12185563
he says on the anime website.

[Anonymous No.12185612]

>>12185608
This is no more an anime website than USA is a Native American nation. Keep it in your reservation.

[Anonymous No.12185619]

>>12185612
always has been and always will be an anime website

[Anonymous No.12185656]

>>12184273
what's this called and is there more of it.

[Anonymous No.12185786]

>>12185608
>food & cooking is somehow related to anime
again kys weeb scum nigger

[Anonymous No.12185826]

People who come face to face with me know better than to talk shit. I could tear most people apart effortlessly, and even those who might present a challenge keep their trap shut.
>>12185605
There's no way you can tell that coffee is instant from a picture.

[Anonymous No.12185849]

>>12185612
based

[Anonymous No.12185902]

>>12185583
Iknorite? Next time that little faggot says some stupid shit like that I'm going to the KFC dumpster and grabbing a bag of old chicken fat & skin and beating a motherfucker with it! That'll teach my daughter to run her mouth.

[Anonymous No.12186164]

>>12185612
Except in your analogy you'd be the natives that we killed in the name of discussing anime, since the entire point of this website was that weebism was oppressed on SA and so we emigrated to the new world.

[Anonymous No.12186180]

>>12183354
>pours ketchup on a perfect medium-rare ribeye
No offense, but you can't cook.

[Anonymous No.12186308]

>>12183354
>this is the sneedposting of food

[Anonymous No.12186369]

>>12183354
>you cum like a girl why can’t you cook like a girl?

[Anonymous No.12186398]

>how do you get out without breaking the eggs

[Anonymous No.12186804]

>>12185826
>person criticize Ugg's cooking
>Ugg mad
>Ugg smash

[Anonymous No.12186854]

>>12186369
kek

[Anonymous No.12186866]

>>12183354
>It looks good but I'm on a diet

[Anonymous No.12186917]

>>12186164
uh, no

[Anonymous No.12187005]

>>12183354
>hurt most when he just looked at me as if to say "wtf?" and walked away without even telling me how shit it was.

Then again to be fair, he was a dog...

[Anonymous No.12187070]

>>12185619
4chan, maybe. You’re on 4channel now, you weeb bitch.

[Anonymous No.12187081]

"I want more stuff less juice"

Well sweetie it's already hard whenever im serving you FUCKING SOUP

[Anonymous No.12187212]

>>12183354
>what's the most hurtful thing someone's said to you about your cooking?
One time I cooked chicken wings on lime juice with spices and my ex-girlfriend hated it, said it was too acid, that it tasted horrible, that she was fucking disgusted and proceeded to throw the chicken bones at me, saying it was shit and that I ruined dinner.

I dumped her shortly after, that chicken was fucking delicious to my taste!

[Anonymous No.12187411]

>>12185612
>>12185786
>>12185849
>>12187070
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12187896]

>>12183913
And you will really own him by being worm food by 40! #BASHTHEFASH #girldick

[Anonymous No.12188060]

>Are you going to start cooking soon?
>No, no, its good.
>Is this safe?

[Anonymous No.12188694]

>what's the most hurtful thing someone's said to you about your cooking?
now this is actually good, you bought this at the store didn't you?

[Anonymous No.12189062]

>tHAT'S OK anON, I'LL cook THIS tiME

[Anonymous No.12189185]

>>12183354
Nothing
I haven't been able to get anyone to try it for 4 years
I really want to cook for someone tho

[Anonymous No.12189257]

>>12184329
I love it when people criticize by asking questions because I am prepared to answer each and every single one of them. It gives me an opportunity to demonstrate superior knowledge and rub it in their face, but not come across as an asshole because they're the ones who asked.

[Anonymous No.12189367]

>>12183354
>it’s like motor oil.
On chili I made. But to be fair I made it to my tastes, which are ass blastingly spicy and filled the house with onion and pepper fumes the smell of which persisted for days after. And it had so much onions in it, it made my burps rancid to the point they could make people throw up, and also made you gassy.

So it was a fair critique. But that was some good chili dammit

[Anonymous No.12189380]

stop wasting so much food

[Anonymous No.12190377]

>>12189185
this

[Anonymous No.12190647]

>>12183354
“My burger is still moving, Anon.”
Fuck you, rich faggot lawyer brother. I put my heart and soul into that burger for 2 hours and you don’t like it medium rare? You eat nothing then.

[Anonymous No.12190666]

>>12184150
“I think the oven might be burning too much gas, could you stick your head in and take a look? Don’t worry, I shut the pilot light off for safety.”

[Anonymous No.12190675]

>>12184329
>>(on everything) "Why didn't you do this like I do it? It's better."
Then do it yourself, wrinkly ass hoe.

[Anonymous No.12190718]

>>12183362
god i wish that was me

[Anonymous No.12190723]

>>12183354
>Oh, anon. This is.. nice! Good job.
>Visible disappointment in the eyes

Sometimes it hurts more this way

[Anonymous No.12191124]

I had two cute girls laugh at me because I couldn't figure out how to properly use their cheese grater and was grating the cheese slow

[Anonymous No.12191140]

>It's inedible
Actually it only needed more salt, but well.

[Anonymous No.12192021]

had a friend and his idiot gf over, and thought I would make coconut cake for them since she had mentioned before it was her favorite dessert (I don't particularly like it)

I tried to make it with them, and when she saw me adding cream cheese she started screeching about how she hated cream cheese, [supermarket]'s coconut cakes didn't taste like cream cheese, she wouldn't eat it if I added it, etc., and when I gave her the "just wait and try it at the end :))))))" thing you do with toddlers she really wouldn't try any. fucking ingrate