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The Negroni is the single greatest cocktail ever made.

>> No.12182696

COCKtail cuz ur gay haha lol

>> No.12182707

>>12182692
Enjoy your ban for racism

>> No.12182708
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>>12182696
No I'm not.

>> No.12182726

>>12182696
If liking the taste of cock more than lighter fluid makes me gay then I don't want to be right.

>> No.12182729

FUCK NEGRONIS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNYS

>> No.12182734

>>12182729
jej

>> No.12182735
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>>12182692
Here here.

>> No.12182738

>>12182692
Mixed drinks are for fags.

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>>12182729
lol
>>12182735
Cheers!
>>12182738
Its equal parts all alcohol, you dork.

>> No.12182748

>>12182726
????

>> No.12182751

>>12182748
I'm saying alcohol tastes like dying

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>>12182751
Well if that’s the case you’re doing it wrong. Maybe you just need to get a little older.

>> No.12182772

>>12182726
G A Y
A
Y

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>> No.12182778

>>12182760
>maybe your taste buds need to die a little more

>> No.12182782

>>12182729
YASSSS SLAY GIRL

>> No.12182799

>>12182692
What the fuck is a negroni? If you're going to shill this drink at least explain what it is and why it's superior to other drinks

>> No.12182819
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>>12182799
A Negroni is equal parts gin, sweet vermouth, and campari. You can easily substitute any of the ingredients with either a different spirit or amaro. This is what makes the cocktail so based. Its always balanced and tastes delicious.

>> No.12182827

>>12182778
...maybe.

>> No.12182831

>>12182819
sounds gay dude

>> No.12182837
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>>12182831
K man. Try it. Also, ordering these at a bar will impress your date and your bartender will most likely think you're not such a massive fucking fag.

>> No.12182846

>>12182799
>>12182831
t. zoomer, stick to drinking bud light in the woods with your other 16 year old friends
this stuff is too complicated for you.

>> No.12182850

What are some good variations on the negroni? I know a boulevardier replaces the gin with bourbon or rye.

>> No.12182866

>>12182692
>got some bitters the other day
>was excited to try a wild turkey old fashioned
>made it perfectly
>tastes worse and harder to drink than just drinking the turkey on the rocks

have i been coaxed into a snafu?

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>>12182850
Here's mine.
Its a bit off the cuff, but I really like the profile.
1.5 oz Mezcal (sub for gin)
1.5 oz Ancho Reyes Chipotle liquor (sub for vermouth)
1.5 oz Aperol (sub for campari)
3 dashes spiced orange bitters

>> No.12182879

>>12182692
Truth

>> No.12182920

What vermouth will make my drinks taste good and not like pool water? I bought Martini rosso on a whim and it sucks only slightly less than bottom shelf shit.

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>>12182920
Dolin. Hands down. Best price point. Remember though, you have to refrigerate the vermouth after opening it.

>> No.12183002

>>12182920
Avoid the cheap vermouths like Martini and Cinzano. My favorite is Carpano Antica Formula. It has a very rich flavor, sweet but balanced. I can only find it in 1.75l bottles, but it tastes good enough on its own that you'll finish a bottle before it goes sour. If you don't want as sweet, try Punt e Mes.

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>>12182692
>Tfw you genuinely like the Old Fashioned, but people think you're a hipster neckbeard when you order it.

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>>12183070
>hipster neckbeard
Dude, if you don't have a neckbeard, why would they call you that? As a bartender, I appreciate anyone that orders a based cocktail.

>> No.12183132

>>12182831
Since it was born in my home town, Firenze, gay capital of Italy, it could be.

>> No.12183183

>>12183070
>caring about what strangers in a bar think of you
have another drink, you wont care after that.

>> No.12183230

>>12182874
> Hurr Durr I replaced by every single ingredient with something else, but it's a "variation" on a negroni

Fucking retarded

>> No.12183712

>>12182831
Found the faggot who drinks Bud Light all day and has never pleasured a woman.