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First time eating Sushi.
How to hold chopsticks?

>> No.12179898

>>12179897
Shove them up your ass

>> No.12181363

>>12179898
this but unironically

>>12179897
it's easy you just shove them up your ass

>> No.12181374

>>12179897
Via anal insertion. It's all very umami.

>> No.12181377

Use the “hyosha ryokan” method.

>> No.12181390

1. Break chopsticks apart
2. Hold one in your right hand, index finger wrapping around the stick, using middle finger to comtrol
3. Firmly grip chopstick and insert into rectum
4. Repeating step 2 with the remaining chopstick repeat step 3
5. Furiously yank on your cock

>> No.12181393
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12181393

Right up the peehole
Don't listen to these faggots

>> No.12181434
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12181434

No! Pooh. That’s not sushi!

>> No.12181439

THAT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12181445

If you're too n00b to use the sticks, it's okay to use your fingers.

>> No.12181449

>>12179897
Use your hands, you savage.

>> No.12181455

Dip your hands in soy sauce then eat it all with your fingers.

>> No.12181530

Inspect for worms for that umami protein.

>> No.12181585

Learn how to use them through trail and error then never use them again because you didn't have two nukes dropped on your piece of shit country and you are a god damn man who has two perfectly good fucking hands to eat with.

>> No.12181757

Hold it like a dick faggot

>> No.12181768

>>12179897
>asking how to use chopsticks
>has a fork right there

>> No.12181822

Sushi does not require the use of chopsticks.

>> No.12181844

>>12179897
The only time I eat sushi with my mouth or a fork is when I'm gaming at the same time. Imagine being in the middle of a ranked game in league of legends and you need a burst of energy, throw your face down and slurp it up wit your mouth so your fingers stay clean and in the fight.

>> No.12181868

>>12181822
basically what this guy says. it's a finger food imo.

also tastes better with a saucer of soy sauce. I like to blend a tablespoon of wasabi paste into a 15 oz bottle of soy sauce and use that as a dipping mixture for sushi rolls and rice balls.

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>>12179897
Rest the top of the first chopstick on the corner between your thumb and index finger. Have your ring and little finger together, and rest that chopstick on the knuckle of your ring finger. Then have your index and middle finger together, and grip the top of the other chopstick with the pad of your thumb and index finger, and the side of your middle finger. Move only your index and middle finger together to open and close.