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In this thread, we post the foods that should not exist.

>> No.12169835 [DELETED] 
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this thread shouldnt exist

>> No.12169852

just kidding buddy.

for me, it's imitation crab. they take the nastiest, blandest, cheapest shit fish and grind it up and press it into a smelly fish cake and sell it for more per stick than an entire swai etc fish would be worth. it's just foul

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>> No.12169877

pre-made stroganoff sauce
But the real question is how can I get some Big American Pickles?

>> No.12169882

When it's imported from Japan it's kino. American companies fuck it up though.

>> No.12169885

pickle as bread sandwich is based you fucking reddit african american. fuck you

>> No.12169930

I've never minded imitation crab, but then again I've never had much of it.

>> No.12169934

the problem is that a lot of things claiming to be 'crab' is imitation crab in america somehow it's legal

>> No.12169940

All you had to do was ask baby

>> No.12169952

based and unsolicited indecent exposurepilled

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Delicious rotten milk flavor, myyy favorite!

>> No.12169981

I had these. They were excellent actually. Totally worth the 15 min drive.

>> No.12169990

Looks like Sonic had too many chili dogs and took a fat dump on the plate.

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>> No.12170297

That's not a bad idea, really. As long as the pickles are mild, I'd be fine with it -- especially since that would be pretty much keto.

It would beat the hell out of goddamned lettuce wraps. :-/

>> No.12170692

and yet I can sit and eat bags of the stuff in one sitting

>> No.12170769

that looks absolutely fucking delightful

>> No.12170847
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What kind of twisted cokaïne-filled nose marketing team created that?

>> No.12170987
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blue is nice

>> No.12171014

I havent tried the plain version, but blueberry is pretty good. Just tastes like greek yogurt pretty much.

>> No.12171026

I would

>> No.12171274

Yeah. Like with Blue Waffles?
What the fuck is in that bun? Blue coloured omelette?

>> No.12171288

needs more bread

>> No.12171292

blue waffles isn’t a real fucking disease

one pic of a diseased cunt that was literally rotting started that

>> No.12171298

are those glazed donuts?

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>> No.12171309

lost it at owo
that is so damn accurate.

>> No.12171321
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Just a tasty steak sandwich. Blue is calm and empowering. It's the most liked colour, with 46% of people calling it their favourite.
If you didn't like it then what about some pasta?

>> No.12171404

Hmm yes I would like toothpaste tartare good sir

>> No.12171407

paczkis. This was a special once a year item in Detroit for Fat Tuesday.

>> No.12171424

you ruined it. you do that a lot don't you

>> No.12171430

/v/tards cannot be rehabilitated

>> No.12171447

if i were two beers in, id annihilate that

>> No.12171552
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>Pasta cooked in powerade
It has electrolytes!
Care if I bring my drink? *crak*

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No problem. You can even have it with a sandwich if you want.

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>Discs of cum filling
>Artificially gayvored
It just keeps giving

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>> No.12172014

Fucking Tusken Raiders.

>> No.12172024
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>> No.12172030

oWo what's this?

>> No.12172048

owo is how nogs say oreo

>> No.12172053

Borderline genius and disgusting.
But on the disgusting side.

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fresh out of the dmc thread on /v/

>> No.12172057

What's supposed to be bad about this?

>> No.12172062

99 cheeses
filled edge with catupiry cheese

>> No.12172068

the dick-butt of sandwiches

>> No.12172069
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>> No.12172073

kabab shop pizza.
pretty gross desu

>> No.12172080

maraschino cherries?

>> No.12172090

Tomatoes, you dip.

>> No.12172095
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no, he's right

>> No.12172096

seedless tomatoes huh?

>> No.12172458

I am triggered by your post, kefír is good af

>> No.12172486

thats why plants like the pasta.

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>> No.12172734
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korean dead body soup. link related

>> No.12172741

No it's not, you're just a smooth brain who doesn't know how to read a label

>> No.12172754

What is the topping on the bottom right?

>> No.12172755

This sounds delicious. Where can I buy that korean fish paste?

>> No.12172771

He's right though. That and "pink slime" now being permitted to being labeled ground beef are monuments to the corporate interests taking priority over consumers and citizens. You know who to thank.

>> No.12173704

ffs I gained a few kg from frinking that ambrosia. yes blueberry is good. ITS TOO GOOD!

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As a Michigander I would eat like 4 of those

>> No.12173724

what. the. fuck.

>> No.12173731
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Even your bowels gottagofast!

>> No.12173732

If those were those cherry peppers from Pizza Hut I'd be all over that pie

>> No.12173734

Nigga please.

>> No.12173752

I can't really see sonic being risotto based... that shit is slow as fk

>> No.12174164

Why do Americans fill their sandwiches so much?
It's fucking absurd how much meat you fat fucks put in sandwiches.

>> No.12174221

>nightmare food
>looks fucking delicious
oh no

>> No.12174223

What a stupid thing to be upset about.

>> No.12174225

for me it's the Doritos Professional Poker Tournament Player. The best fried corn snack.

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>restaurant comes up with some retarded meme gimmick food for instagram likes and an food INSIDER tweet
>it's in the northeast or california
Every fucking time, is this seriously the only way restaurant owners in a metropolis know how to drum up publicity?

>> No.12174366

I ate two and almost died. Don’t try and do four.

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A work colleague actually bought these fucking monstrosities and offered one to me. i'd had them before, and knew exactly what they were...the sad part was that she thought they were real king prawns. When I had them, they were marketing them as King Prawnies...should have read the sign properly, fucking French cunts.

>> No.12174381

It should have a savory and a slightly sour taste, if it tastes like eggs it's gone bad.

>> No.12174385

it's raw

>> No.12174441

What the fuck are those?

>> No.12174458 [DELETED] 

>knows what they are
>doesn't say
anon what the fuck are they then
i might try it if its not vermin or something

>> No.12174467

they're just prawns

>> No.12174475

Surimi and red dye

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No, they are not prawns. They try to sell them as prawns. They are cheap shitty bits of white fish molded into a King Prawn shape. As I mentioned before they are called "Prawnies" and it only seems to be middle aged French men who sell them. They only taste vaguely nice because they are fried in an absolute ton of Garlic and Salt. They have the consistency of a more gelatinous Crab stick.

>> No.12174478

oh fuck
thats even worse
... it probably tastes alright though
was the price reasonable?

>> No.12174489

They're meh.

>> No.12175158

Back to /tv/ kiddo

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>> No.12175339

What's the point of putting "Est. 19xx" on the logo if it isn't at least a century old?

>> No.12175366

You aren't a century old, so apparently you don't matter.

>> No.12175370

Note I don't go around telling everyone my age

>> No.12175377

>restaurant has like one customer in every shot


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>> No.12175388

I thought that was one of those blue waffles I heard so much about back in the 00s from the thumbnail.

>> No.12175447

I think what I hate most about these videos is everything is played in 2x speed and it's always some autistic nigger roastie making some dumbass overacted face because either she isn't directed for shit or she's actually that dumb.

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>peanut butter pouring off the plate

>> No.12175598

Oh I thought they were some kind of grubs, that doesn't sound terrible as long as it's cheap. I actually like imitation crab meat.

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>> No.12175861

these were delicious, what's your point

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>> No.12175997

this causes me anxiety :(

>> No.12176005

>an actual nightmare dish

>> No.12176035

PB is fucking overrated.

>> No.12176040

Does it make you go fast?

>> No.12176044

To the toilet.

>> No.12176045

I'm not lactose intolerant but kefir gives me uncontrollable gas without fail

>> No.12176051

dont get your hands on the peaches and cream one then. except that its actually a god send for me because im a hard gainer and it doesnt fuck with my lactose intolerance.

>> No.12176053

*to the bathroom

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Tripe, that shit just looks fucked up and plain nasty.

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>> No.12176268

>that title and subtitle
so many journalist write like they have a fucking gun to their head

>> No.12176287

Its like the muslim version of a turduckin

>> No.12176289
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I'm sorry you're such a pussy

>> No.12176300

My stomach hurts

>> No.12176329

Have you ever had it?

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fresh >>12176086

>> No.12176355

Not that guy, but tripe is nasty.

No matter how "clean" it is, or how it's prepared, it tastes like you've walked into an animal barn with your mouth open. And yes, I've had menudo several times. Tripe is just a garbage meat, and I enjoy other organ meats.

>> No.12176368

Was that sweet potato planted in HELL?

>> No.12176373

>The time has come to destroy Mephisto's soulstone

>> No.12176383

Stay a while and listen

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i recognize that insert

>> No.12176400
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Children usually say dumb shit like that. What's next? Liver is icky?

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>in lightly buttered water

>> No.12176447

Oh my God, it is.

>> No.12176471

It's supposed to

>> No.12176538

you've had shit tripe, sorry. When decently prepared, it retains none of that barnyard flavor you refer to. And when you cook it forever, it's like slow cooked fatty cuts. Cau cau, lampredotto, mondongo; they can all be very delicious

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when i was really poor i would put slices of white bread in the waffle iron and pretend they were real waffles, one time i even had fake maple syrup and margarine to put on it - i just love it when everything comes together

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china's version is better

>> No.12176649

they're meme sandwich, in reality we don't use nearly that much. Take subway for example they only put one slice of meat on a sandwich

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what in the flying fuck?

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>> No.12176806

Reminder that there are no fruits/vegetables that naturally grow blue.
Blueberries are actually purple

>> No.12176876

That looks good though

>> No.12176965 [DELETED] 

Ah, so that’s what the liberals are doing with all the murdered abortion babies. Never would have known.

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>> No.12177132

This is what happens when you try and drink with white people.

>> No.12177136

sega is king of stupid decisions in the 90's.

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>> No.12177148

I like liver and hearts, but tripe has a bizzaroworld look to it.
And who the fuck are you? You come across as a clinton supporter, anyone who disagrees with you is a child?
I'm not a pussy. I love beef tounge too, but tripe is going a bit far for me.
It looks like some space alien thing.
No. I'm willing to try it, but all examples of it are in some kind of soup or stew where it's covered up by other things, so seems kind of useless.

>> No.12177150

It looks gross and feels weird, but the taste is okay.

>> No.12177154

Goes through your digestive tracts at sonic speed!

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>> No.12177172

Why you gotta generalize like that, man? How are you any better than the imaginary people you hate if you say shit like that?

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>> No.12177187

what is it even trying to be

>> No.12177196

>it's just a reddit repost
Dammit anon

>> No.12177202

christ almighty

>> No.12177203

What are you on about? Are you a paladin, a holy protector of tripe?
Nobody else is allowed to have an opinion except for you. GTFO!

>> No.12177212

>protein pancakes
brb guys going to Australia

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how are you so butthurt

>> No.12177214

How do I come across as a clinton supporter? You gotta try it, it's actually good. Or pork stomach known as buches. Awesome stuff.

>> No.12177216

Dude have you ever been to a grocery store

>> No.12177224

I don't even like tripe, man. I just think you're generalizing about people too much.

>> No.12177235

>peanut butter covered pancake.
So I'm not alone or crazy. Starting to like Australia.

>> No.12177261

Actually probably good.

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According to some these twats you're just a child.
Awww, did someone disagree with you wittle babby? Shall I call the whammbulance for you?

>> No.12177288

This monstrosity would make even flyovers blush.

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>> No.12177298

I would try it if it wasn't in some stew or soup and it didn't so damn strange.
What the fuck is so wrong with having an opinion, sometimes the look of something is off putting and makes me not want to deal with it.
It's called having an opinion.
As for buches, I've never heard of that before. Again I'm willing to try it, maybe it's illegal here in the USA.

You come across as a clinton supporter because as they do that anyone with an opinion that doesn't agree with your own you call a child. Simple answer to a simple question for a simple minded type.

>> No.12177315

They're allowed to have opinions. I ain't mad. I've had tripe before, but I prefer other cuts. We've all got preferences. I prefer monkfish liver to beef liver, for example.

>> No.12177355

Europeans are fucked.

>> No.12177357

It's not even that bad. Only the mayo is questionable.

>> No.12177413
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The garbage ice cream flavor. To be more broad though, almost every food with chocolate chips falls under the "should not exist" category. Chocolate chips just completely obliterate the flavor and texture of otherwise enjoyable foods. Anything with chocolate chips is automatically children's food because no adult (manchildren don't count) would ever enjoy it and the foods themselves are clearly a result of 7 year olds screaming "MORE CHOCOLATE!" in a silly voice while jumping up and down.

>> No.12177450

Imagine not being able to talk about anything without injecting politics into it. Conservative, liberal, fascist, commie.... Everybody like you should be put down for being such obnoxious pieces of shit and ruining the internet by turning it into a consistent political flame war. The pic is fake, btw, but you're either too young or dumb to figure that out yourself.

>> No.12177458

just report, don't bother trying to reason with these subhumans

>> No.12177464

looks more like creme fraiche

>> No.12177486

>dissing mint and chocochip

Now this, this is a bad opinion.

>> No.12177488

>unlike me who is an ADULT and definitely NOT underaged
real adults aren't so obsessed with being perceived as adults

>> No.12177489

>chocolate chip cookies are bad

Sure hope you don't expect anyone to take you seriously.

>> No.12177524

Buches are fried, served at full service taco restaurants. Full service meaning they all types of cuts. Meats, offal, etc.
Dude, bring it down a few. Yeah, I chose the wrong word. But don't give me that bs that just liberals are a bunch of assholes. Assholes come in all sizes, colors, beliefs, etc. That includes Shrillary, and out dumb president.
But seriously try the buches, maybe a tripas taco. That one is fried small intestines.

>> No.12177532

that's a bigass grub

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>> No.12177880

There is no shittier decision in cooking/baking than to throw opposite or conflicting textures into one dish with no textural bridge. Nothing worse than creamy ice cream or a soft cookie with a rock hard chunk of bitter chocolate burrowed inside it. I wouldn't expect children who actually enjoy that solely because "DUDE CHOCOLATE LMAO" to take anything that anybody says seriously or engage in adult-tier discussions.

>> No.12177922

You should find whoever has been replacing all the chocolate you've encountered in your life with rocks and ask them why they do it. Could make a TLC program out of it.

>> No.12177950

I sort of agree with this. Mint with crushed Oreos would be so much better than just tiny shards of chocolate.

>> No.12178201

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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not fake

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>> No.12178874

holy shit try to eat something other than burgers you fat idiot

>> No.12178887

If your baby has that big a dick, it's probably a life-threatening medical condition.

>> No.12178948

I didnt know politics was even possible to drag into /ck.
GG polfags

>> No.12178952

>Japanese "people"

>> No.12179001

I bet this person eats fish without the head.

>> No.12179016

I'm not the guy who posted the pic, but I am the guy who took it.
Underrated album.

>> No.12179021

Fuck off cunts we're full

>> No.12179044

This looks good though.

>> No.12179620

>endless recycled peanut butter that people have been sticking their hands in
>bits of other peoples food
why would you trust this?

>> No.12179637

>didnt know politics was even possible to drag into /ck.
Never seen the chick-fil-a threads?

>> No.12179978

Its an insert that comes with the album art of the CD of Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother. I don't think it's a serious recipe

>> No.12179984

off a building

>> No.12179990

nothing person...colon

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This is probably the saddest thing I have ever read. I read a lot of true crime books, and listen to several true crime podcasts. More than all the child murder, this is sad.

>> No.12180498

>"I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Your life must Mcfucking suck if that's a memory you're willing to type out and share with us.

>> No.12180574

>being this new

>> No.12180623

I hope you're doing ok now anon. We all love and support you.

>> No.12180633

Eat dingo shit, crickey. We going.

>> No.12180655

holy hell

>> No.12180681

thats a big pickle

>> No.12180731

normally when people say "i try to be healthy and fit, but i occasionaly indulge", they mean they buy a thing of girl scout cookies once in a while. they dont fucking douse every bit of their food in some peanut butter slurry

>> No.12181356

Peanut butter is good for gains.

>> No.12181540
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>> No.12181551

>muh gains
I love how fatties think using this term will make everyone imagine them as super strong ripped gym bodies and not soft fatbodies who get winded from one flight of stairs

>> No.12181555

You must be over 18 to post

>> No.12181594

Tripe soup is great. Sopa de Mondongo here in Colombia.

>> No.12181617

Just the thing for your little one’s Satanic themed birthday party!

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>> No.12181667

tripe is good, cityboy

>> No.12181670

Or they could be legitimately strongfat and capable of throwing you across the room like a cat.

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>> No.12181675

I like how people who don't even lift assume anyone who eats more than them is a fatty.

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>> No.12181722

kill yourself you fucking braindead faggot

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I hope you aren't really this stupid

>> No.12182101

Have to admit I laughed, but to be fair Aud's ok. She's kind of like quiche if he knew nothing about cooking.

>> No.12182254 [DELETED] 

Please use a tripcode so I can filter you.

>> No.12182292

>Being a chef just means arranging things on a plate in a weird way

>> No.12182298

My dad likes this shit, I've always been wary of it. though.

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>no crunchy peanut butter in sight

>> No.12182556

That's the fucking builder bear SCP

>> No.12182642

I dunno. I think that’s (un)fortunately part of the charm of it. I’ve mostly had it with pho and it was really good paired with other bold flavors. It does have a farm-y taste but so does a lot of papaya in my opinion.

Yes well that is certainly the way to do it. I enjoy it and still don’t wanna eat a taco full of the stuff.

>> No.12182685

That's gonna be a yikes from me, you pretentious wank stain.

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>> No.12182721

Thank y-...wait.

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>> No.12182779

>doesn't like kefir
Ask me how I know that you're not pure european. Kefir is the second oldest and best thing in dairy history for actual indoeuropeans.

>> No.12182983

Based. Only retards and women like this.

>> No.12183041 [DELETED] 

Uma delicia

>> No.12183068

Do Australians really do this?

>> No.12183104

I'd fuck that chicken bear

>> No.12183109

Buche nachos are based as fuck, theres a 24 hour taco place here in anaheim that makes em.

>> No.12183220

the shooting star is cute

>> No.12183234

That "peanut butter" looks more like some horrific 90% oil slop.

>> No.12183275

At least its keto OP

>> No.12183309

look how they massacred my boy

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> Lightly buttered water

>> No.12183423

would unironically eat desu

>> No.12183436

that's what any PB looks like when you heat it, retard

>> No.12183455

These troglodytes are the ones that flooded in here from leddit and other cancerous places within the last 3 years or so. No point in bothering trying to put them in their place though, there are too many and this place is beyond saving at this point.

>> No.12183529

Hey Audrey, im your new stalker/bf
Nice to message you finally baby!

>> No.12184547

>t. Larping Turk

>> No.12184595

>fake maple syrup
I don't want to know what that is

>> No.12184635

>lightly buttered water


>> No.12184649

He means the stuff that's just dyed and flavored corn syrup like aunt jemima

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>> No.12184673

I'm a Polak, as Yamnaya as it gets, mutt.

>> No.12184681

Chunky milk is the tears of the devil.

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>> No.12184746

this, wtf

>> No.12184765

it looked like the fountains were behind the counter, i don't think the customers had free access to them

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Still running through an open air source, not that the micro shit matters like dust and shit, but other food is still being added into the mix.

>> No.12184779

Making it in business isn't easy, it's a celebration of success. Even 5 years is a big deal. Consider it a reminder that the owners are proud of their restaurant and want to share their pride, and that if they continue to do well and if you like them, then to be proud for them as well.

>> No.12184787

Is that salmon, mayo, radishes, and red onions on thick bread? Looks interesting to say the least.

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>> No.12184795

You break this out when the parents bring their kids to a fancy plating place for whatever reason.

>> No.12184798


Thanks for a good time.

>> No.12184822

I'll take it

>> No.12184961

>To be more broad though, almost every food with chocolate chips falls under the "should not exist" category.
nigga you're a joke.

>> No.12185107

Fucking burgers, not even delicious polish Pączki are safe from their faggotry

>> No.12185179

Go back to r eddit

>> No.12185436

Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with Maggie.

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I don't like this thread any more

>> No.12185501

Americans were a mistake.

>> No.12185523

>can also make clothes

>> No.12185883

>Blueberries are actually purple
Yes they are. If you dont believe me fire up your pirated photoshop and up the saturation, the exteriors are blue. Quit repeating housewife memes

If you dont accept that, there's also the blue quandong. I've seen photos of blue bananas too but im not sure of their legitimacy

>> No.12185899

Wow, Build-A-Bear Workshop has really branched out.

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Good times, I nostalgia'd hard.
I miss it so much it hurts bros...

>> No.12186086

I’m gonna go make myself a heroderic omelette about this using heroderic eggs and heroderic butter in a heroderic pan and serve it on a heroderic plate garnished with heroderic salt and heroderic pepper. Maybe I’ll eat it with a heroderic fork ...then take a heroderic shit later.

>> No.12186136

wtf is this really how crusants are made

>> No.12186160

it's horadric you idiot roastie

>> No.12186176

eh, would try. if this recipe is accurate it seems pretty appetizing


>> No.12186213

Still made me laugh writing it. But yeah, fuck me for not googling the gd spelling because now no one will ever be able to understand the reference. I mean... how could they?? Right? Good thing you were here to correct that. Thank god you chimed in. My fucking hero.


>> No.12186229

Those are based ya ding-dong diddly simp.

>> No.12186235

please no

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Uh oh! This guy
misspelled croissants!
Better correct him too you pedantic fuck.

>> No.12186254

Remove that name and trip immediately

>> No.12186261

we're here for you anon

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>> No.12186298

This has to be fucking fake

>> No.12186327

on one hand, shock value is usually the thing fakers go for, and this fulfills that
on the other hand, Chinks

>> No.12186329

Sounds like you didn’t fuck with rotten dot com back in the day.

>> No.12186335

>Blueberries are actually purple
Your monitor needs adjusting, incel. If you go outside you'll notice BLUE BERRIES.

>> No.12186337

The hell are those? Corn kernals in mayo?

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>> No.12186384

Life-threatening for you

>> No.12186409

Levantinate here, sounds right

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>> No.12186593

>Not filtering every tripfag
It's like you want to make your experience here even more miserable

>> No.12186618

since when were nogs allowed to post on /ck/

>> No.12186638 [DELETED] 

Stfu, magatard, you're a loser.

>> No.12186685

>This is your brain on tripfag dick

>> No.12186746

Cooking with Jack? Back when he still had use of both arms...

>> No.12186816

>dicklet baby
Like father, like son as they say. Do the world a favor and don't spread your pathetic small penis DNA

>> No.12186843


You guys are fucking retarded.

"Blueberries aren't actually blue, but deep purple, which is the colour of anthocyanin, a pigment that is especially rich in blueberries. Humans have evolved to be attracted to, and to want to eat, coloured foods."

A TRUE blue pigment in nature is incredibly rare. It does happen, but overall it is absurdly uncommon, especially in animals.

t. biologist

>> No.12186889

Looks good to me

>> No.12186896

That's why blue Smarties got banned for so long, because there was no natural blue pigment they could use to make them after they promised to stop using artificial colourants.

>> No.12186904

Fucking buttered water

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>> No.12187143

God has forsaken us for he fears what he has created

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>> No.12187307

>Reminder that there are no fruits/vegetables that naturally grow blue.
>this nigger never heard of blue corn.
It is so blue that even the tortilhas made out of it are blue.

>> No.12187349

Im curious, what is that?

>> No.12187578

the rotten library was actually based

>> No.12187645

probly tastes good

>> No.12187681

Looks like pickled chilli and sloppy eggs on toast.

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that's a lot of mayo

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>> No.12187867

how much is the Quadruple Bypass Burger?

>> No.12187871

it looks like they left it running in that one for the camera i dont think they ment to imply they actually leave it flowwing.

>> No.12187950

grow up, child.

>> No.12187952

all the ingredients were good, but then.. buttered water.

>> No.12187989

Why did everyone jump on him for that?
Go into any sandwich shop in the US and there's a good chance you can find something with smoked salmon and red onions on it. It's not weird at all.

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>nobody has posted it yet

>> No.12188167

It most likely is, seeing how this was a Zhu Yu performance.

>> No.12188196

Because it's a shitty forced meme.

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>> No.12188445

It’s just a lox sandwich on Texas toast you faggot

>> No.12188503

juniper berries are blue

>> No.12188982

She lives in LA that's what's wrong with her

>> No.12189384

unironically would tear this up like a chimpanzee
plating is for fucking women only

>> No.12189557

Then if the machine is behind the counter, and only being used to cover things whhen ordered, why the fuck do they have that machine?

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