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In this thread, we post the foods that should not exist.

>> No.12169835 [DELETED] 
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this thread shouldnt exist

>> No.12169852

>>12169835
just kidding buddy.

for me, it's imitation crab. they take the nastiest, blandest, cheapest shit fish and grind it up and press it into a smelly fish cake and sell it for more per stick than an entire swai etc fish would be worth. it's just foul

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>> No.12169877

>>12169832
pre-made stroganoff sauce
But the real question is how can I get some Big American Pickles?

>> No.12169882

>>12169852
When it's imported from Japan it's kino. American companies fuck it up though.

>> No.12169885

pickle as bread sandwich is based you fucking reddit african american. fuck you

>> No.12169930

>>12169852
I've never minded imitation crab, but then again I've never had much of it.

>> No.12169934

>>12169930
the problem is that a lot of things claiming to be 'crab' is imitation crab in america somehow it's legal

>> No.12169940

>>12169877
All you had to do was ask baby
*unzips*

>> No.12169952

>>12169940
based and unsolicited indecent exposurepilled

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>> No.12169961
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>>12169832
Delicious rotten milk flavor, myyy favorite!

>> No.12169981

>>12169954
I had these. They were excellent actually. Totally worth the 15 min drive.

>> No.12169990

>>12169864
Looks like Sonic had too many chili dogs and took a fat dump on the plate.

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>>12169961

>> No.12170297

>>12169832
That's not a bad idea, really. As long as the pickles are mild, I'd be fine with it -- especially since that would be pretty much keto.

It would beat the hell out of goddamned lettuce wraps. :-/

>> No.12170692

>>12169852
and yet I can sit and eat bags of the stuff in one sitting

>> No.12170769

>>12169832
that looks absolutely fucking delightful

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>>12169864
What kind of twisted cokaïne-filled nose marketing team created that?

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>>12170847
blue is nice

>> No.12171014

>>12169961
I havent tried the plain version, but blueberry is pretty good. Just tastes like greek yogurt pretty much.

>> No.12171026

>>12169954
I would

>> No.12171274

>>12170987
Yeah. Like with Blue Waffles?
What the fuck is in that bun? Blue coloured omelette?

>> No.12171288

>>12169954
needs more bread

>> No.12171292

>>12171274
blue waffles isn’t a real fucking disease

one pic of a diseased cunt that was literally rotting started that

>> No.12171298

>>12169954
are those glazed donuts?

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>> No.12171309

>>12170042
lost it at owo
that is so damn accurate.

>> No.12171321
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>>12171274
Just a tasty steak sandwich. Blue is calm and empowering. It's the most liked colour, with 46% of people calling it their favourite.
If you didn't like it then what about some pasta?

>> No.12171404

>>12170987
Hmm yes I would like toothpaste tartare good sir

>> No.12171407

>>12171298
paczkis. This was a special once a year item in Detroit for Fat Tuesday.

>> No.12171424

>>12169952
you ruined it. you do that a lot don't you

>> No.12171430

>>12171424
/v/tards cannot be rehabilitated

>> No.12171447

>>12169954
if i were two beers in, id annihilate that

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>>12171321
>Pasta cooked in powerade
It has electrolytes!
Care if I bring my drink? *crak*

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>>12171552
No problem. You can even have it with a sandwich if you want.

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>>12170042
>Nigsco
>Discs of cum filling
>Artificially gayvored
It just keeps giving

>> No.12171780

>>12169852
j

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>> No.12172014

>>12171785
Fucking Tusken Raiders.

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>> No.12172030

>>12170042
oWo what's this?

>> No.12172048

>>12172030
owo is how nogs say oreo

>> No.12172053

>>12172024
Borderline genius and disgusting.
But on the disgusting side.

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>>12169832
fresh out of the dmc thread on /v/

>> No.12172057

>>12172056
What's supposed to be bad about this?

>> No.12172062

>>12172057
Tuna
Portuguese
99 cheeses
filled edge with catupiry cheese

>> No.12172068

>>12172024
the dick-butt of sandwiches

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>>12172056

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>>12172056

>> No.12172073

>>12172056
kabab shop pizza.
pretty gross desu

>> No.12172080

>>12172072
maraschino cherries?

>> No.12172090

>>12172080
Tomatoes, you dip.

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>>12172090
no, he's right

>> No.12172096

>>12172090
seedless tomatoes huh?

>> No.12172458

>>12169961
I am triggered by your post, kefír is good af

>> No.12172486

>>12171552
thats why plants like the pasta.

>> No.12172556

>>12172068
Kek

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korean dead body soup. link related
https://zenkimchi.com/top-posts/kr-5-changgukjang-ultimate-stinky-ass/

>> No.12172741

>>12169934
No it's not, you're just a smooth brain who doesn't know how to read a label

>> No.12172754

>>12172056
What is the topping on the bottom right?

>> No.12172755

>>12172734
This sounds delicious. Where can I buy that korean fish paste?

>> No.12172771

>>12172741
He's right though. That and "pink slime" now being permitted to being labeled ground beef are monuments to the corporate interests taking priority over consumers and citizens. You know who to thank.

>> No.12173704

>>12171014
ffs I gained a few kg from frinking that ambrosia. yes blueberry is good. ITS TOO GOOD!

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>>12169954
As a Michigander I would eat like 4 of those

>> No.12173724

>>12169864
what. the. fuck.

>> No.12173731
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>>12173724
Even your bowels gottagofast!

>> No.12173732

>>12172072
If those were those cherry peppers from Pizza Hut I'd be all over that pie

>> No.12173734

>>12173731
Basmati?
Nigga please.

>> No.12173752

>>12173734
I can't really see sonic being risotto based... that shit is slow as fk

>> No.12174164

>>12169832
Why do Americans fill their sandwiches so much?
It's fucking absurd how much meat you fat fucks put in sandwiches.

>> No.12174221

>>12169832
>nightmare food
>looks fucking delicious
oh no

>> No.12174223

>>12174164
What a stupid thing to be upset about.

>> No.12174225

>>12171304
for me it's the Doritos Professional Poker Tournament Player. The best fried corn snack.

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>>12169832
>restaurant comes up with some retarded meme gimmick food for instagram likes and an food INSIDER tweet
>it's in the northeast or california
Every fucking time, is this seriously the only way restaurant owners in a metropolis know how to drum up publicity?

>> No.12174366

>>12173723
I ate two and almost died. Don’t try and do four.

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>>12169832
A work colleague actually bought these fucking monstrosities and offered one to me. i'd had them before, and knew exactly what they were...the sad part was that she thought they were real king prawns. When I had them, they were marketing them as King Prawnies...should have read the sign properly, fucking French cunts.

>> No.12174381

>>12169961
It should have a savory and a slightly sour taste, if it tastes like eggs it's gone bad.

>> No.12174385

>>12172057
it's raw

>> No.12174441

>>12174371
What the fuck are those?

>> No.12174458 [DELETED] 

>>12174371
>knows what they are
>doesn't say
anon what the fuck are they then
i might try it if its not vermin or something

>> No.12174467

>>12174441
they're just prawns

>> No.12174475

>>12174441
Surimi and red dye

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>>12174441
>>12174458
>>12174467
No, they are not prawns. They try to sell them as prawns. They are cheap shitty bits of white fish molded into a King Prawn shape. As I mentioned before they are called "Prawnies" and it only seems to be middle aged French men who sell them. They only taste vaguely nice because they are fried in an absolute ton of Garlic and Salt. They have the consistency of a more gelatinous Crab stick.

>> No.12174478

>>12174475
oh fuck
thats even worse
... it probably tastes alright though
was the price reasonable?

>> No.12174489

>>12174478
They're meh.

>> No.12175158

>>12169882
>kino
Back to /tv/ kiddo

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>>12174346

>> No.12175339

>>12169832
What's the point of putting "Est. 19xx" on the logo if it isn't at least a century old?

>> No.12175366

>>12175339
You aren't a century old, so apparently you don't matter.

>> No.12175370

>>12175366
Note I don't go around telling everyone my age

>> No.12175377

>>12175298
>restaurant has like one customer in every shot

lmao

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>> No.12175388

>>12170987
I thought that was one of those blue waffles I heard so much about back in the 00s from the thumbnail.

>> No.12175447

>>12175298
I think what I hate most about these videos is everything is played in 2x speed and it's always some autistic nigger roastie making some dumbass overacted face because either she isn't directed for shit or she's actually that dumb.

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>>12175298

>peanut butter pouring off the plate

>> No.12175598

>>12174477
Oh I thought they were some kind of grubs, that doesn't sound terrible as long as it's cheap. I actually like imitation crab meat.

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>>12169832

>> No.12175861

>>12175386
these were delicious, what's your point

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>>12169832

>> No.12175997

>>12175979
this causes me anxiety :(

>> No.12176005

>>12175979
>an actual nightmare dish
nice

>> No.12176035

>>12175298
PB is fucking overrated.

>> No.12176040

>>12169864
Does it make you go fast?

>> No.12176044

>>12176040
To the toilet.

>> No.12176045

>>12169961
I'm not lactose intolerant but kefir gives me uncontrollable gas without fail

>> No.12176051

>>12173704
dont get your hands on the peaches and cream one then. except that its actually a god send for me because im a hard gainer and it doesnt fuck with my lactose intolerance.

>> No.12176053

>>12176040
*to the bathroom

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>>12169832
Tripe, that shit just looks fucked up and plain nasty.

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>>12169832

>> No.12176268

>>12169832
>that title and subtitle
so many journalist write like they have a fucking gun to their head

>> No.12176287

>>12171785
Its like the muslim version of a turduckin

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>>12176126
I'm sorry you're such a pussy

>> No.12176300

>>12175979
My stomach hurts

>> No.12176329

>>12176126
Have you ever had it?

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fresh >>12176086

>> No.12176355

>>12176329
Not that guy, but tripe is nasty.

No matter how "clean" it is, or how it's prepared, it tastes like you've walked into an animal barn with your mouth open. And yes, I've had menudo several times. Tripe is just a garbage meat, and I enjoy other organ meats.

>> No.12176368

>>12176353
Was that sweet potato planted in HELL?

>> No.12176373

>>12176353
>The time has come to destroy Mephisto's soulstone

>> No.12176383

>>12176373
Stay a while and listen

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>>12171785
i recognize that insert

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>>12176126
Children usually say dumb shit like that. What's next? Liver is icky?

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>>12176345
>in lightly buttered water

>> No.12176447

>>12172080
Oh my God, it is.

>> No.12176471

>>12176045
It's supposed to

>> No.12176538

>>12176355
you've had shit tripe, sorry. When decently prepared, it retains none of that barnyard flavor you refer to. And when you cook it forever, it's like slow cooked fatty cuts. Cau cau, lampredotto, mondongo; they can all be very delicious

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>>12172095
when i was really poor i would put slices of white bread in the waffle iron and pretend they were real waffles, one time i even had fake maple syrup and margarine to put on it - i just love it when everything comes together

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>>12172734
china's version is better

>> No.12176649

>>12174164
they're meme sandwich, in reality we don't use nearly that much. Take subway for example they only put one slice of meat on a sandwich

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>>12175979
what in the flying fuck?

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>> No.12176806

>>12171274
>>12169864
Reminder that there are no fruits/vegetables that naturally grow blue.
Blueberries are actually purple

>> No.12176876

>>12169832
That looks good though

>> No.12176965 [DELETED] 

>>12176625
Ah, so that’s what the liberals are doing with all the murdered abortion babies. Never would have known.

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>>12175979

>> No.12177132

>>12177119
This is what happens when you try and drink with white people.

>> No.12177136

>>12170847
sega is king of stupid decisions in the 90's.

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>>12176965

>> No.12177148

>>12176400
I like liver and hearts, but tripe has a bizzaroworld look to it.
And who the fuck are you? You come across as a clinton supporter, anyone who disagrees with you is a child?
>>12176289
I'm not a pussy. I love beef tounge too, but tripe is going a bit far for me.
It looks like some space alien thing.
>>12176329
No. I'm willing to try it, but all examples of it are in some kind of soup or stew where it's covered up by other things, so seems kind of useless.

>> No.12177150

>>12176126
It looks gross and feels weird, but the taste is okay.

>> No.12177154

>>12169864
Goes through your digestive tracts at sonic speed!

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>> No.12177172

>>12177148
Why you gotta generalize like that, man? How are you any better than the imaginary people you hate if you say shit like that?

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>>12172068

>> No.12177187

>>12176345
what is it even trying to be

>> No.12177196

>>12176353
>it's just a reddit repost
Dammit anon

>> No.12177202

>>12177159
christ almighty

>> No.12177203

>>12177172
What are you on about? Are you a paladin, a holy protector of tripe?
Nobody else is allowed to have an opinion except for you. GTFO!

>> No.12177212

>>12175298
>protein pancakes
brb guys going to Australia

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>>12177203
how are you so butthurt

>> No.12177214

>>12177148
How do I come across as a clinton supporter? You gotta try it, it's actually good. Or pork stomach known as buches. Awesome stuff.

>> No.12177216

>>12177212
Dude have you ever been to a grocery store

>> No.12177224

>>12177203
I don't even like tripe, man. I just think you're generalizing about people too much.

>> No.12177235

>>12175298
>peanut butter covered pancake.
So I'm not alone or crazy. Starting to like Australia.

>> No.12177261

>>12172095
Actually probably good.

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>>12175979

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>>12177224
According to some these twats you're just a child.
>>12177213
Awww, did someone disagree with you wittle babby? Shall I call the whammbulance for you?

>> No.12177288

>>12175979
This monstrosity would make even flyovers blush.

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>> No.12177298

>>12177214
I would try it if it wasn't in some stew or soup and it didn't so damn strange.
What the fuck is so wrong with having an opinion, sometimes the look of something is off putting and makes me not want to deal with it.
It's called having an opinion.
As for buches, I've never heard of that before. Again I'm willing to try it, maybe it's illegal here in the USA.

You come across as a clinton supporter because as they do that anyone with an opinion that doesn't agree with your own you call a child. Simple answer to a simple question for a simple minded type.

>> No.12177315

>>12177275
They're allowed to have opinions. I ain't mad. I've had tripe before, but I prefer other cuts. We've all got preferences. I prefer monkfish liver to beef liver, for example.

>> No.12177355

>>12177296
Europeans are fucked.

>> No.12177357

>>12177296
It's not even that bad. Only the mayo is questionable.

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>>12169832
The garbage ice cream flavor. To be more broad though, almost every food with chocolate chips falls under the "should not exist" category. Chocolate chips just completely obliterate the flavor and texture of otherwise enjoyable foods. Anything with chocolate chips is automatically children's food because no adult (manchildren don't count) would ever enjoy it and the foods themselves are clearly a result of 7 year olds screaming "MORE CHOCOLATE!" in a silly voice while jumping up and down.

>> No.12177450

>>12176965
Imagine not being able to talk about anything without injecting politics into it. Conservative, liberal, fascist, commie.... Everybody like you should be put down for being such obnoxious pieces of shit and ruining the internet by turning it into a consistent political flame war. The pic is fake, btw, but you're either too young or dumb to figure that out yourself.

>> No.12177458

>>12177450
just report, don't bother trying to reason with these subhumans

>> No.12177464

>>12177357
looks more like creme fraiche

>> No.12177486

>>12177413
>dissing mint and chocochip

Now this, this is a bad opinion.

>> No.12177488

>>12177413
>unlike me who is an ADULT and definitely NOT underaged
real adults aren't so obsessed with being perceived as adults

>> No.12177489

>>12177413
>chocolate chip cookies are bad

Sure hope you don't expect anyone to take you seriously.

>> No.12177524

>>12177298
Buches are fried, served at full service taco restaurants. Full service meaning they all types of cuts. Meats, offal, etc.
Dude, bring it down a few. Yeah, I chose the wrong word. But don't give me that bs that just liberals are a bunch of assholes. Assholes come in all sizes, colors, beliefs, etc. That includes Shrillary, and out dumb president.
But seriously try the buches, maybe a tripas taco. That one is fried small intestines.

>> No.12177532

>>12176682
that's a bigass grub

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>> No.12177880

>>12177489
There is no shittier decision in cooking/baking than to throw opposite or conflicting textures into one dish with no textural bridge. Nothing worse than creamy ice cream or a soft cookie with a rock hard chunk of bitter chocolate burrowed inside it. I wouldn't expect children who actually enjoy that solely because "DUDE CHOCOLATE LMAO" to take anything that anybody says seriously or engage in adult-tier discussions.

>> No.12177922

>>12177880
You should find whoever has been replacing all the chocolate you've encountered in your life with rocks and ask them why they do it. Could make a TLC program out of it.

>> No.12177950

>>12177880
I sort of agree with this. Mint with crushed Oreos would be so much better than just tiny shards of chocolate.

>> No.12178201

>>12169852
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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>>12177450
not fake

>> No.12178814

>>12177296
>>12177134

>> No.12178863

>>12176392
whut?

>> No.12178874

>>12177355
holy shit try to eat something other than burgers you fat idiot

>> No.12178887

>>12169940
If your baby has that big a dick, it's probably a life-threatening medical condition.

>> No.12178948

>>12176329
>>12177458
I didnt know politics was even possible to drag into /ck.
GG polfags

>> No.12178952

>>12169864
>Japanese "people"

>> No.12179001

>>12176126
I bet this person eats fish without the head.

>> No.12179016

>>12176392
I'm not the guy who posted the pic, but I am the guy who took it.
Underrated album.

>> No.12179021

>>12177212
>>12177235
Fuck off cunts we're full

>> No.12179044

>>12177296
This looks good though.

>> No.12179620

>>12175298
>endless recycled peanut butter that people have been sticking their hands in
>bits of other peoples food
why would you trust this?

>> No.12179637

>>12178948
>didnt know politics was even possible to drag into /ck.
Never seen the chick-fil-a threads?

>> No.12179978

>>12178863
Its an insert that comes with the album art of the CD of Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother. I don't think it's a serious recipe

>> No.12179984

>>12176040
off a building

>> No.12179990

>>12177154
nothing person...colon

>> No.12180000

>>12171707
>cursed

>> No.12180464
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>>12176621
This is probably the saddest thing I have ever read. I read a lot of true crime books, and listen to several true crime podcasts. More than all the child murder, this is sad.

>> No.12180498

>>12178201
>"I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Your life must Mcfucking suck if that's a memory you're willing to type out and share with us.

>> No.12180574

>>12180498
>being this new

>> No.12180623

>>12176621
I hope you're doing ok now anon. We all love and support you.

>> No.12180633

>>12179021
Eat dingo shit, crickey. We going.

>> No.12180655

>>12177159
holy hell

>> No.12180681

>>12169832
thats a big pickle

>> No.12180731

>>12175298
normally when people say "i try to be healthy and fit, but i occasionaly indulge", they mean they buy a thing of girl scout cookies once in a while. they dont fucking douse every bit of their food in some peanut butter slurry

>> No.12181356

>>12180731
Peanut butter is good for gains.

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>>12175979

>> No.12181551

>>12181356
>muh gains
I love how fatties think using this term will make everyone imagine them as super strong ripped gym bodies and not soft fatbodies who get winded from one flight of stairs

>> No.12181555

>>12169961
You must be over 18 to post

>> No.12181594

>>12176126
Tripe soup is great. Sopa de Mondongo here in Colombia.

>> No.12181617

>>12177159
Just the thing for your little one’s Satanic themed birthday party!

>> No.12181657

>>12172068
:)

>> No.12181667

>>12176126
tripe is good, cityboy

>> No.12181670

>>12181551
Or they could be legitimately strongfat and capable of throwing you across the room like a cat.

>> No.12181674

>>12170847
WELCOME TO SONIC TEAM WE MAKE GAMES I THINK

>> No.12181675

>>12181551
I like how people who don't even lift assume anyone who eats more than them is a fatty.

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>>12177840

>> No.12181722

>>12176329
>tripfagging
kill yourself you fucking braindead faggot

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>>12180498
I hope you aren't really this stupid

>> No.12182101

>>12181722
Have to admit I laughed, but to be fair Aud's ok. She's kind of like quiche if he knew nothing about cooking.

>> No.12182254 [DELETED] 

>>12176126
Please use a tripcode so I can filter you.

>> No.12182292

>>12181705
>Being a chef just means arranging things on a plate in a weird way
Sigh.

>> No.12182298

>>12169961
My dad likes this shit, I've always been wary of it. though.

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>>12175298
>no crunchy peanut butter in sight
You had ONE FUCKING JOB

>> No.12182556

>>12177159
That's the fucking builder bear SCP

>> No.12182642

>>12176355
I dunno. I think that’s (un)fortunately part of the charm of it. I’ve mostly had it with pho and it was really good paired with other bold flavors. It does have a farm-y taste but so does a lot of papaya in my opinion.

>>12177148
Yes well that is certainly the way to do it. I enjoy it and still don’t wanna eat a taco full of the stuff.

>> No.12182685

>>12177880
That's gonna be a yikes from me, you pretentious wank stain.

>> No.12182704 [DELETED] 

>>12178204
Wut

>> No.12182721

>>12182101
Thank y-...wait.

>> No.12182741

>>12182101
"she"

>> No.12182779

>>12169961
>doesn't like kefir
Ask me how I know that you're not pure european. Kefir is the second oldest and best thing in dairy history for actual indoeuropeans.

>> No.12182983

>>12176126
Based. Only retards and women like this.

>> No.12183041 [DELETED] 

>>12178204
Uma delicia

>> No.12183068

>>12175298
Do Australians really do this?

>> No.12183104

>>12177159
I'd fuck that chicken bear

>> No.12183109

>>12177524
Buche nachos are based as fuck, theres a 24 hour taco place here in anaheim that makes em.

>> No.12183220

>>12177840
the shooting star is cute

>> No.12183234

>>12182531
That "peanut butter" looks more like some horrific 90% oil slop.

>> No.12183275

>>12169832
At least its keto OP

>> No.12183309

>>12171304
look how they massacred my boy

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>>12176345
> Lightly buttered water

>> No.12183423

>>12169954
would unironically eat desu

>> No.12183436

>>12183234
that's what any PB looks like when you heat it, retard

>> No.12183455

>>12177450
This
These troglodytes are the ones that flooded in here from leddit and other cancerous places within the last 3 years or so. No point in bothering trying to put them in their place though, there are too many and this place is beyond saving at this point.

>> No.12183529

>>12182642
Hey Audrey, im your new stalker/bf
Nice to message you finally baby!

>> No.12184547

>>12182779
>t. Larping Turk

>> No.12184595

>>12176621
>fake maple syrup
I don't want to know what that is

>> No.12184635

>>12176345
>lightly buttered water

???

>> No.12184649

>>12184595
He means the stuff that's just dyed and flavored corn syrup like aunt jemima

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This.

>> No.12184673

>>12184547
I'm a Polak, as Yamnaya as it gets, mutt.

>> No.12184681

Chunky milk is the tears of the devil.

>> No.12184697
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...

>> No.12184746

>>12179620
this, wtf

>> No.12184765

>>12179620
it looked like the fountains were behind the counter, i don't think the customers had free access to them

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>>12184765
Still running through an open air source, not that the micro shit matters like dust and shit, but other food is still being added into the mix.

>> No.12184779

>>12175339
Making it in business isn't easy, it's a celebration of success. Even 5 years is a big deal. Consider it a reminder that the owners are proud of their restaurant and want to share their pride, and that if they continue to do well and if you like them, then to be proud for them as well.

>> No.12184787

>>12177296
Is that salmon, mayo, radishes, and red onions on thick bread? Looks interesting to say the least.

>> No.12184791

>>12181551
SEETHING

>> No.12184795

>>12177840
You break this out when the parents bring their kids to a fancy plating place for whatever reason.

>> No.12184798

>>12177880
>adult-tier

Thanks for a good time.

>> No.12184822

>>12184697
I'll take it

>> No.12184961

>>12177413
>To be more broad though, almost every food with chocolate chips falls under the "should not exist" category.
nigga you're a joke.

>> No.12185107

>>12169954
Fucking burgers, not even delicious polish Pączki are safe from their faggotry

>> No.12185179

>>12180498
Go back to r eddit

>> No.12185436

>>12177159
Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with Maggie.

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>>12177159
I don't like this thread any more

>> No.12185501

>>12172056
Americans were a mistake.

>> No.12185523

>>12177159
>can also make clothes

>> No.12185883

>>12176806
>Blueberries are actually purple
Yes they are. If you dont believe me fire up your pirated photoshop and up the saturation, the exteriors are blue. Quit repeating housewife memes

If you dont accept that, there's also the blue quandong. I've seen photos of blue bananas too but im not sure of their legitimacy

>> No.12185899

>>12177159
Wow, Build-A-Bear Workshop has really branched out.

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>>12176373
>>12176383
Good times, I nostalgia'd hard.
I miss it so much it hurts bros...

>> No.12186086

>>12186050
I’m gonna go make myself a heroderic omelette about this using heroderic eggs and heroderic butter in a heroderic pan and serve it on a heroderic plate garnished with heroderic salt and heroderic pepper. Maybe I’ll eat it with a heroderic fork ...then take a heroderic shit later.

>> No.12186136

>>12176682
wtf is this really how crusants are made

>> No.12186160

>>12186086
>heroderic
it's horadric you idiot roastie

>> No.12186176

>>12172734
eh, would try. if this recipe is accurate it seems pretty appetizing

https://www.maangchi.com/recipe/cheonggukjang-jjigae

>> No.12186213

>>12186160
Still made me laugh writing it. But yeah, fuck me for not googling the gd spelling because now no one will ever be able to understand the reference. I mean... how could they?? Right? Good thing you were here to correct that. Thank god you chimed in. My fucking hero.

(*-_-)

>> No.12186229

>>12175386
Those are based ya ding-dong diddly simp.

>> No.12186235

>>12176625
please no

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>>12186160
Uh oh! This guy
>>12186136
misspelled croissants!
Better correct him too you pedantic fuck.

>> No.12186254

>>12186245
Remove that name and trip immediately

>> No.12186261

>>12176621
we're here for you anon

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>>12186254

>> No.12186298

>>12176625
This has to be fucking fake

>> No.12186327

>>12186298
on one hand, shock value is usually the thing fakers go for, and this fulfills that
on the other hand, Chinks

>> No.12186329

>>12186298
Sounds like you didn’t fuck with rotten dot com back in the day.

>> No.12186335

>>12176806
>Blueberries are actually purple
>Blueberries
>Purple
Your monitor needs adjusting, incel. If you go outside you'll notice BLUE BERRIES.

>> No.12186337

>>12176765
The hell are those? Corn kernals in mayo?

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>> No.12186384

>>12178887
Life-threatening for you

>> No.12186409

>>12171785
Levantinate here, sounds right

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>> No.12186593

>>12186254
>Not filtering every tripfag
It's like you want to make your experience here even more miserable

>> No.12186618

>>12176126
since when were nogs allowed to post on /ck/

>> No.12186638 [DELETED] 

>>12186593
Stfu, magatard, you're a loser.

>> No.12186685

>>12186638
>This is your brain on tripfag dick

>> No.12186746

>>12186345
Cooking with Jack? Back when he still had use of both arms...

>> No.12186816

>>12178887
>dicklet baby
Like father, like son as they say. Do the world a favor and don't spread your pathetic small penis DNA

>> No.12186843

>>12185883
>>12186335

You guys are fucking retarded.

"Blueberries aren't actually blue, but deep purple, which is the colour of anthocyanin, a pigment that is especially rich in blueberries. Humans have evolved to be attracted to, and to want to eat, coloured foods."

A TRUE blue pigment in nature is incredibly rare. It does happen, but overall it is absurdly uncommon, especially in animals.

t. biologist

>> No.12186889

>>12186519
Looks good to me

>> No.12186896

>>12186843
That's why blue Smarties got banned for so long, because there was no natural blue pigment they could use to make them after they promised to stop using artificial colourants.

>> No.12186904

>>12176345
Fucking buttered water

>> No.12186944

>>12176373
keke

>> No.12187143

>>12177159
God has forsaken us for he fears what he has created

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>> No.12187307

>>12176806
>Reminder that there are no fruits/vegetables that naturally grow blue.
>this nigger never heard of blue corn.
It is so blue that even the tortilhas made out of it are blue.

>> No.12187349

>>12187167
Im curious, what is that?

>> No.12187578

>>12186329
the rotten library was actually based

>> No.12187645

>>12187167
probly tastes good

>> No.12187681

>>12187349
>>12187645
Looks like pickled chilli and sloppy eggs on toast.

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>>12175979
that's a lot of mayo

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>> No.12187867

>>12184672
how much is the Quadruple Bypass Burger?

>> No.12187871

>>12184775
it looks like they left it running in that one for the camera i dont think they ment to imply they actually leave it flowwing.

>> No.12187950

>>12176126
grow up, child.

>> No.12187952

>>12176345
all the ingredients were good, but then.. buttered water.

>> No.12187989

>>12178814
Why did everyone jump on him for that?
Go into any sandwich shop in the US and there's a good chance you can find something with smoked salmon and red onions on it. It's not weird at all.

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>nobody has posted it yet

>> No.12188167

>>12186298
It most likely is, seeing how this was a Zhu Yu performance.

>> No.12188196

>>12188006
Because it's a shitty forced meme.

>> No.12188430

>>12169864
>THE MOST FAMOUS HEDGEHOG

>> No.12188445

>>12177296
It’s just a lox sandwich on Texas toast you faggot

>> No.12188503

>>12176806
juniper berries are blue

>> No.12188982

>>12185436
She lives in LA that's what's wrong with her

>> No.12189384

>>12187167
unironically would tear this up like a chimpanzee
plating is for fucking women only

>> No.12189557

>>12187871
Then if the machine is behind the counter, and only being used to cover things whhen ordered, why the fuck do they have that machine?

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