2022-05-12: Ghost posting is now globally disabled. 2022: Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!
In this thread, we post the foods that should not exist.
this thread shouldnt exist
>>12169835just kidding buddy.for me, it's imitation crab. they take the nastiest, blandest, cheapest shit fish and grind it up and press it into a smelly fish cake and sell it for more per stick than an entire swai etc fish would be worth. it's just foul
>>12169832pre-made stroganoff sauceBut the real question is how can I get some Big American Pickles?
>>12169852When it's imported from Japan it's kino. American companies fuck it up though.
pickle as bread sandwich is based you fucking reddit african american. fuck you
>>12169852I've never minded imitation crab, but then again I've never had much of it.
>>12169930the problem is that a lot of things claiming to be 'crab' is imitation crab in america somehow it's legal
>>12169877All you had to do was ask baby*unzips*
>>12169940based and unsolicited indecent exposurepilled
>>12169832Delicious rotten milk flavor, myyy favorite!
>>12169954I had these. They were excellent actually. Totally worth the 15 min drive.
>>12169864Looks like Sonic had too many chili dogs and took a fat dump on the plate.
>>12169832That's not a bad idea, really. As long as the pickles are mild, I'd be fine with it -- especially since that would be pretty much keto.It would beat the hell out of goddamned lettuce wraps. :-/
>>12169852and yet I can sit and eat bags of the stuff in one sitting
>>12169832that looks absolutely fucking delightful
>>12169864What kind of twisted cokaïne-filled nose marketing team created that?
>>12170847blue is nice
>>12169961I havent tried the plain version, but blueberry is pretty good. Just tastes like greek yogurt pretty much.
>>12170987Yeah. Like with Blue Waffles?What the fuck is in that bun? Blue coloured omelette?
>>12169954needs more bread
>>12171274blue waffles isn’t a real fucking diseaseone pic of a diseased cunt that was literally rotting started that
>>12169954are those glazed donuts?
>>12170042lost it at owothat is so damn accurate.
>>12171274Just a tasty steak sandwich. Blue is calm and empowering. It's the most liked colour, with 46% of people calling it their favourite.If you didn't like it then what about some pasta?
>>12170987Hmm yes I would like toothpaste tartare good sir
>>12171298paczkis. This was a special once a year item in Detroit for Fat Tuesday.
>>12169952you ruined it. you do that a lot don't you
>>12171424/v/tards cannot be rehabilitated
>>12169954if i were two beers in, id annihilate that
>>12171321>Pasta cooked in poweradeIt has electrolytes!Care if I bring my drink? *crak*
>>12171552No problem. You can even have it with a sandwich if you want.
>>12170042>Nigsco>Discs of cum filling>Artificially gayvoredIt just keeps giving
>>12171785Fucking Tusken Raiders.
>>12170042oWo what's this?
>>12172030owo is how nogs say oreo
>>12172024Borderline genius and disgusting.But on the disgusting side.
>>12169832fresh out of the dmc thread on /v/
>>12172056What's supposed to be bad about this?
>>12172057TunaPortuguese99 cheesesfilled edge with catupiry cheese
>>12172024the dick-butt of sandwiches
>>12172056kabab shop pizza.pretty gross desu
>>12172080Tomatoes, you dip.
>>12172090no, he's right
>>12172090seedless tomatoes huh?
>>12169961I am triggered by your post, kefír is good af
>>12171552thats why plants like the pasta.
korean dead body soup. link relatedhttps://zenkimchi.com/top-posts/kr-5-changgukjang-ultimate-stinky-ass/
>>12169934No it's not, you're just a smooth brain who doesn't know how to read a label
>>12172056What is the topping on the bottom right?
>>12172734This sounds delicious. Where can I buy that korean fish paste?
>>12172741He's right though. That and "pink slime" now being permitted to being labeled ground beef are monuments to the corporate interests taking priority over consumers and citizens. You know who to thank.
>>12171014ffs I gained a few kg from frinking that ambrosia. yes blueberry is good. ITS TOO GOOD!
>>12169954As a Michigander I would eat like 4 of those
>>12169864what. the. fuck.
>>12173724Even your bowels gottagofast!
>>12172072If those were those cherry peppers from Pizza Hut I'd be all over that pie
>>12173731Basmati? Nigga please.
>>12173734I can't really see sonic being risotto based... that shit is slow as fk
>>12169832Why do Americans fill their sandwiches so much?It's fucking absurd how much meat you fat fucks put in sandwiches.
>>12169832>nightmare food>looks fucking deliciousoh no
>>12174164What a stupid thing to be upset about.
>>12171304for me it's the Doritos Professional Poker Tournament Player. The best fried corn snack.
>>12169832>restaurant comes up with some retarded meme gimmick food for instagram likes and an food INSIDER tweet>it's in the northeast or california Every fucking time, is this seriously the only way restaurant owners in a metropolis know how to drum up publicity?
>>12173723I ate two and almost died. Don’t try and do four.
>>12169832A work colleague actually bought these fucking monstrosities and offered one to me. i'd had them before, and knew exactly what they were...the sad part was that she thought they were real king prawns. When I had them, they were marketing them as King Prawnies...should have read the sign properly, fucking French cunts.
>>12169961It should have a savory and a slightly sour taste, if it tastes like eggs it's gone bad.
>>12174371What the fuck are those?
>>12174371>knows what they are>doesn't sayanon what the fuck are they theni might try it if its not vermin or something
>>12174441they're just prawns
>>12174441Surimi and red dye
>>12174441>>12174458>>12174467No, they are not prawns. They try to sell them as prawns. They are cheap shitty bits of white fish molded into a King Prawn shape. As I mentioned before they are called "Prawnies" and it only seems to be middle aged French men who sell them. They only taste vaguely nice because they are fried in an absolute ton of Garlic and Salt. They have the consistency of a more gelatinous Crab stick.
>>12174475oh fuckthats even worse... it probably tastes alright thoughwas the price reasonable?
>>12169882>kinoBack to /tv/ kiddo
>>12169832What's the point of putting "Est. 19xx" on the logo if it isn't at least a century old?
>>12175339You aren't a century old, so apparently you don't matter.
>>12175366Note I don't go around telling everyone my age
>>12175298>restaurant has like one customer in every shotlmao
>>12170987I thought that was one of those blue waffles I heard so much about back in the 00s from the thumbnail.
>>12175298I think what I hate most about these videos is everything is played in 2x speed and it's always some autistic nigger roastie making some dumbass overacted face because either she isn't directed for shit or she's actually that dumb.
>>12175298>peanut butter pouring off the plate
>>12174477Oh I thought they were some kind of grubs, that doesn't sound terrible as long as it's cheap. I actually like imitation crab meat.
>>12175386these were delicious, what's your point
>>12175979this causes me anxiety :(
>>12175979>an actual nightmare dishnice
>>12175298PB is fucking overrated.
>>12169864Does it make you go fast?
>>12176040To the toilet.
>>12169961I'm not lactose intolerant but kefir gives me uncontrollable gas without fail
>>12173704dont get your hands on the peaches and cream one then. except that its actually a god send for me because im a hard gainer and it doesnt fuck with my lactose intolerance.
>>12176040*to the bathroom
>>12169832Tripe, that shit just looks fucked up and plain nasty.
>>12169832>that title and subtitleso many journalist write like they have a fucking gun to their head
>>12171785Its like the muslim version of a turduckin
>>12176126I'm sorry you're such a pussy
>>12175979My stomach hurts
>>12176126Have you ever had it?
>>12176329Not that guy, but tripe is nasty.No matter how "clean" it is, or how it's prepared, it tastes like you've walked into an animal barn with your mouth open. And yes, I've had menudo several times. Tripe is just a garbage meat, and I enjoy other organ meats.
>>12176353Was that sweet potato planted in HELL?
>>12176353>The time has come to destroy Mephisto's soulstone
>>12176373Stay a while and listen
>>12171785i recognize that insert
>>12176126Children usually say dumb shit like that. What's next? Liver is icky?
>>12176345>in lightly buttered water
>>12172080Oh my God, it is.
>>12176045It's supposed to
>>12176355you've had shit tripe, sorry. When decently prepared, it retains none of that barnyard flavor you refer to. And when you cook it forever, it's like slow cooked fatty cuts. Cau cau, lampredotto, mondongo; they can all be very delicious
>>12172095when i was really poor i would put slices of white bread in the waffle iron and pretend they were real waffles, one time i even had fake maple syrup and margarine to put on it - i just love it when everything comes together
>>12172734china's version is better
>>12174164they're meme sandwich, in reality we don't use nearly that much. Take subway for example they only put one slice of meat on a sandwich
>>12175979what in the flying fuck?
>>12171274>>12169864Reminder that there are no fruits/vegetables that naturally grow blue.Blueberries are actually purple
>>12169832That looks good though
>>12176625Ah, so that’s what the liberals are doing with all the murdered abortion babies. Never would have known.
>>12177119This is what happens when you try and drink with white people.
>>12170847sega is king of stupid decisions in the 90's.
>>12176400I like liver and hearts, but tripe has a bizzaroworld look to it. And who the fuck are you? You come across as a clinton supporter, anyone who disagrees with you is a child?>>12176289I'm not a pussy. I love beef tounge too, but tripe is going a bit far for me. It looks like some space alien thing. >>12176329No. I'm willing to try it, but all examples of it are in some kind of soup or stew where it's covered up by other things, so seems kind of useless.
>>12176126It looks gross and feels weird, but the taste is okay.
>>12169864Goes through your digestive tracts at sonic speed!
>>12177148Why you gotta generalize like that, man? How are you any better than the imaginary people you hate if you say shit like that?
>>12176345what is it even trying to be
>>12176353>it's just a reddit repostDammit anon
>>12177172What are you on about? Are you a paladin, a holy protector of tripe?Nobody else is allowed to have an opinion except for you. GTFO!
>>12175298>protein pancakesbrb guys going to Australia
>>12177203how are you so butthurt
>>12177148How do I come across as a clinton supporter? You gotta try it, it's actually good. Or pork stomach known as buches. Awesome stuff.
>>12177212Dude have you ever been to a grocery store
>>12177203I don't even like tripe, man. I just think you're generalizing about people too much.
>>12175298>peanut butter covered pancake.So I'm not alone or crazy. Starting to like Australia.
>>12172095Actually probably good.
>>12177224According to some these twats you're just a child. >>12177213Awww, did someone disagree with you wittle babby? Shall I call the whammbulance for you?
>>12175979This monstrosity would make even flyovers blush.
>>12177214I would try it if it wasn't in some stew or soup and it didn't so damn strange. What the fuck is so wrong with having an opinion, sometimes the look of something is off putting and makes me not want to deal with it. It's called having an opinion.As for buches, I've never heard of that before. Again I'm willing to try it, maybe it's illegal here in the USA.You come across as a clinton supporter because as they do that anyone with an opinion that doesn't agree with your own you call a child. Simple answer to a simple question for a simple minded type.
>>12177275They're allowed to have opinions. I ain't mad. I've had tripe before, but I prefer other cuts. We've all got preferences. I prefer monkfish liver to beef liver, for example.
>>12177296Europeans are fucked.
>>12177296It's not even that bad. Only the mayo is questionable.
>>12169832The garbage ice cream flavor. To be more broad though, almost every food with chocolate chips falls under the "should not exist" category. Chocolate chips just completely obliterate the flavor and texture of otherwise enjoyable foods. Anything with chocolate chips is automatically children's food because no adult (manchildren don't count) would ever enjoy it and the foods themselves are clearly a result of 7 year olds screaming "MORE CHOCOLATE!" in a silly voice while jumping up and down.
>>12176965Imagine not being able to talk about anything without injecting politics into it. Conservative, liberal, fascist, commie.... Everybody like you should be put down for being such obnoxious pieces of shit and ruining the internet by turning it into a consistent political flame war. The pic is fake, btw, but you're either too young or dumb to figure that out yourself.
>>12177450just report, don't bother trying to reason with these subhumans
>>12177357looks more like creme fraiche
>>12177413>dissing mint and chocochipNow this, this is a bad opinion.
>>12177413>unlike me who is an ADULT and definitely NOT underagedreal adults aren't so obsessed with being perceived as adults
>>12177413>chocolate chip cookies are badSure hope you don't expect anyone to take you seriously.
>>12177298Buches are fried, served at full service taco restaurants. Full service meaning they all types of cuts. Meats, offal, etc.Dude, bring it down a few. Yeah, I chose the wrong word. But don't give me that bs that just liberals are a bunch of assholes. Assholes come in all sizes, colors, beliefs, etc. That includes Shrillary, and out dumb president. But seriously try the buches, maybe a tripas taco. That one is fried small intestines.
>>12176682that's a bigass grub
>>12177489There is no shittier decision in cooking/baking than to throw opposite or conflicting textures into one dish with no textural bridge. Nothing worse than creamy ice cream or a soft cookie with a rock hard chunk of bitter chocolate burrowed inside it. I wouldn't expect children who actually enjoy that solely because "DUDE CHOCOLATE LMAO" to take anything that anybody says seriously or engage in adult-tier discussions.
>>12177880You should find whoever has been replacing all the chocolate you've encountered in your life with rocks and ask them why they do it. Could make a TLC program out of it.
>>12177880I sort of agree with this. Mint with crushed Oreos would be so much better than just tiny shards of chocolate.
>>12169852For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>12177355holy shit try to eat something other than burgers you fat idiot
>>12169940If your baby has that big a dick, it's probably a life-threatening medical condition.
>>12176329>>12177458I didnt know politics was even possible to drag into /ck.GG polfags
>>12176126I bet this person eats fish without the head.
>>12176392I'm not the guy who posted the pic, but I am the guy who took it. Underrated album.
>>12177212>>12177235Fuck off cunts we're full
>>12177296This looks good though.
>>12175298>endless recycled peanut butter that people have been sticking their hands in>bits of other peoples food why would you trust this?
>>12178948>didnt know politics was even possible to drag into /ck.Never seen the chick-fil-a threads?
>>12178863Its an insert that comes with the album art of the CD of Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother. I don't think it's a serious recipe
>>12176040off a building
>>12176621This is probably the saddest thing I have ever read. I read a lot of true crime books, and listen to several true crime podcasts. More than all the child murder, this is sad.
>>12178201>"I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Your life must Mcfucking suck if that's a memory you're willing to type out and share with us.
>>12180498>being this new
>>12176621I hope you're doing ok now anon. We all love and support you.
>>12179021Eat dingo shit, crickey. We going.
>>12169832thats a big pickle
>>12175298normally when people say "i try to be healthy and fit, but i occasionaly indulge", they mean they buy a thing of girl scout cookies once in a while. they dont fucking douse every bit of their food in some peanut butter slurry
>>12180731Peanut butter is good for gains.
>>12181356>muh gainsI love how fatties think using this term will make everyone imagine them as super strong ripped gym bodies and not soft fatbodies who get winded from one flight of stairs
>>12169961You must be over 18 to post
>>12176126Tripe soup is great. Sopa de Mondongo here in Colombia.
>>12177159Just the thing for your little one’s Satanic themed birthday party!
>>12176126tripe is good, cityboy
>>12181551Or they could be legitimately strongfat and capable of throwing you across the room like a cat.
>>12170847WELCOME TO SONIC TEAM WE MAKE GAMES I THINK
>>12181551I like how people who don't even lift assume anyone who eats more than them is a fatty.
>>12176329>tripfaggingkill yourself you fucking braindead faggot
>>12180498I hope you aren't really this stupid
>>12181722Have to admit I laughed, but to be fair Aud's ok. She's kind of like quiche if he knew nothing about cooking.
>>12176126Please use a tripcode so I can filter you.
>>12181705>Being a chef just means arranging things on a plate in a weird waySigh.
>>12169961My dad likes this shit, I've always been wary of it. though.
>>12175298>no crunchy peanut butter in sightYou had ONE FUCKING JOB
>>12177159That's the fucking builder bear SCP
>>12176355I dunno. I think that’s (un)fortunately part of the charm of it. I’ve mostly had it with pho and it was really good paired with other bold flavors. It does have a farm-y taste but so does a lot of papaya in my opinion. >>12177148Yes well that is certainly the way to do it. I enjoy it and still don’t wanna eat a taco full of the stuff.
>>12177880That's gonna be a yikes from me, you pretentious wank stain.
>>12169961>doesn't like kefirAsk me how I know that you're not pure european. Kefir is the second oldest and best thing in dairy history for actual indoeuropeans.
>>12176126Based. Only retards and women like this.
>>12175298Do Australians really do this?
>>12177159I'd fuck that chicken bear
>>12177524Buche nachos are based as fuck, theres a 24 hour taco place here in anaheim that makes em.
>>12177840the shooting star is cute
>>12182531That "peanut butter" looks more like some horrific 90% oil slop.
>>12169832At least its keto OP
>>12171304look how they massacred my boy
>>12176345> Lightly buttered water
>>12169954would unironically eat desu
>>12183234that's what any PB looks like when you heat it, retard
>>12177450ThisThese troglodytes are the ones that flooded in here from leddit and other cancerous places within the last 3 years or so. No point in bothering trying to put them in their place though, there are too many and this place is beyond saving at this point.
>>12182642Hey Audrey, im your new stalker/bfNice to message you finally baby!
>>12182779>t. Larping Turk
>>12176621>fake maple syrupI don't want to know what that is
>>12176345>lightly buttered water???
>>12184595He means the stuff that's just dyed and flavored corn syrup like aunt jemima
>>12184547I'm a Polak, as Yamnaya as it gets, mutt.
Chunky milk is the tears of the devil.
>>12179620it looked like the fountains were behind the counter, i don't think the customers had free access to them
>>12184765Still running through an open air source, not that the micro shit matters like dust and shit, but other food is still being added into the mix.
>>12175339Making it in business isn't easy, it's a celebration of success. Even 5 years is a big deal. Consider it a reminder that the owners are proud of their restaurant and want to share their pride, and that if they continue to do well and if you like them, then to be proud for them as well.
>>12177296Is that salmon, mayo, radishes, and red onions on thick bread? Looks interesting to say the least.
>>12177840You break this out when the parents bring their kids to a fancy plating place for whatever reason.
>>12177880>adult-tierThanks for a good time.
>>12184697I'll take it
>>12177413>To be more broad though, almost every food with chocolate chips falls under the "should not exist" category.nigga you're a joke.
>>12169954Fucking burgers, not even delicious polish Pączki are safe from their faggotry
>>12180498Go back to r eddit
>>12177159Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with Maggie.
>>12177159I don't like this thread any more
>>12172056Americans were a mistake.
>>12177159>can also make clothes
>>12176806>Blueberries are actually purpleYes they are. If you dont believe me fire up your pirated photoshop and up the saturation, the exteriors are blue. Quit repeating housewife memesIf you dont accept that, there's also the blue quandong. I've seen photos of blue bananas too but im not sure of their legitimacy
>>12177159Wow, Build-A-Bear Workshop has really branched out.
>>12176373>>12176383Good times, I nostalgia'd hard.I miss it so much it hurts bros...
>>12186050I’m gonna go make myself a heroderic omelette about this using heroderic eggs and heroderic butter in a heroderic pan and serve it on a heroderic plate garnished with heroderic salt and heroderic pepper. Maybe I’ll eat it with a heroderic fork ...then take a heroderic shit later.
>>12176682wtf is this really how crusants are made
>>12186086>herodericit's horadric you idiot roastie
>>12172734eh, would try. if this recipe is accurate it seems pretty appetizing https://www.maangchi.com/recipe/cheonggukjang-jjigae
>>12186160Still made me laugh writing it. But yeah, fuck me for not googling the gd spelling because now no one will ever be able to understand the reference. I mean... how could they?? Right? Good thing you were here to correct that. Thank god you chimed in. My fucking hero. (*-_-)
>>12175386Those are based ya ding-dong diddly simp.
>>12186160Uh oh! This guy >>12186136misspelled croissants! Better correct him too you pedantic fuck.
>>12186245Remove that name and trip immediately
>>12176621we're here for you anon
>>12176625This has to be fucking fake
>>12186298on one hand, shock value is usually the thing fakers go for, and this fulfills thaton the other hand, Chinks
>>12186298Sounds like you didn’t fuck with rotten dot com back in the day.
>>12176806>Blueberries are actually purple>Blueberries>PurpleYour monitor needs adjusting, incel. If you go outside you'll notice BLUE BERRIES.
>>12176765The hell are those? Corn kernals in mayo?
>>12178887Life-threatening for you
>>12171785Levantinate here, sounds right
>>12186254>Not filtering every tripfagIt's like you want to make your experience here even more miserable
>>12176126since when were nogs allowed to post on /ck/
>>12186593Stfu, magatard, you're a loser.
>>12186638>This is your brain on tripfag dick
>>12186345Cooking with Jack? Back when he still had use of both arms...
>>12178887>dicklet babyLike father, like son as they say. Do the world a favor and don't spread your pathetic small penis DNA
>>12185883>>12186335You guys are fucking retarded."Blueberries aren't actually blue, but deep purple, which is the colour of anthocyanin, a pigment that is especially rich in blueberries. Humans have evolved to be attracted to, and to want to eat, coloured foods."A TRUE blue pigment in nature is incredibly rare. It does happen, but overall it is absurdly uncommon, especially in animals. t. biologist
>>12186519Looks good to me
>>12186843That's why blue Smarties got banned for so long, because there was no natural blue pigment they could use to make them after they promised to stop using artificial colourants.
>>12176345Fucking buttered water
>>12177159God has forsaken us for he fears what he has created
>>12176806>Reminder that there are no fruits/vegetables that naturally grow blue.>this nigger never heard of blue corn.It is so blue that even the tortilhas made out of it are blue.
>>12187167Im curious, what is that?
>>12186329the rotten library was actually based
>>12187167probly tastes good
>>12187349>>12187645Looks like pickled chilli and sloppy eggs on toast.
>>12175979that's a lot of mayo
>>12184672how much is the Quadruple Bypass Burger?
>>12184775it looks like they left it running in that one for the camera i dont think they ment to imply they actually leave it flowwing.
>>12176126grow up, child.
>>12176345all the ingredients were good, but then.. buttered water.
>>12178814Why did everyone jump on him for that?Go into any sandwich shop in the US and there's a good chance you can find something with smoked salmon and red onions on it. It's not weird at all.
>nobody has posted it yet
>>12186298It most likely is, seeing how this was a Zhu Yu performance.
>>12188006Because it's a shitty forced meme.
>>12169864>THE MOST FAMOUS HEDGEHOG
>>12177296It’s just a lox sandwich on Texas toast you faggot
>>12176806juniper berries are blue
>>12185436She lives in LA that's what's wrong with her
>>12187167unironically would tear this up like a chimpanzeeplating is for fucking women only
>>12187871Then if the machine is behind the counter, and only being used to cover things whhen ordered, why the fuck do they have that machine?