cringe

[Anonymous No.12164912]

the nurses at a old folks home i work at were trusted to cook once. they actually fed the residents this.

r8 their oven roasted turkey and roux on mashed potatoes with oven roasted carrots.

[Anonymous No.12164922]

How the fuck do you manage to burn carrots

[Anonymous No.12164956]

>>12164922
they are so dumb i cant even explain it to you. Frequently using raw beef thats been in the fridge for 5+ days, even go as far to think they can freeze it after that long and be able to thaw it out and do it again. They frequently thaw raw meat on the counter or in hot water and even once in the pan they were going to cook in for over 5 hours at room temp or above. its truly amazing these old frail residents survived any of this. i straight up told my boss that im doing all the cooking when im there and that they can not be allowed in the kitchen. im far from a chef but this is supposed to be common sense shit. im a young dude with literally 0 non-home cooking experience why do these women know so little about cooking

[Anonymous No.12164985]

>>12164912
I had a grandmother who was in one of these places and if i saw this shit i would seriously have been trying to find the person who's ass i would be kicking.

[Anonymous No.12164995]

>>12164985
rest assured i care about these people and am cooking them decent meals. better than they would cook themselves and sure as FUCK better than what these retards cooked for them.

[Anonymous No.12164999]

>>12164912
>and roux on mashed potatoes
did they really just put butter and flour on top of mashed potatoes? or did you mean to say gravy?

[Anonymous No.12165012]

>>12164999
no i went out of my way to clarify that was literally butter and flour heated up in a pan. if you didnt notice that 'oven roasted turkey' is actually 2 slices of turkey lunch meat they baked and put on untoasted wheat bread that i would not be surprised is expired.

its no fault of the facility. the nurses are just mind blowingly retarded. they dont check experation dates and shit which at a place like that is just something you do, its not like a restaurant that has product going in and out constantly.

[Anonymous No.12165014]

>>12165012
and milk i guess but that doesnt make it gravy. also kinda looks like it might just be pure butter w a lil flour

[Anonymous No.12165021]

>>12164912
>>12164956
>>12165012
Not even boomers deserve this torment.

[Anonymous No.12165037]

>>12164912
Can you snitch to your local news organization? They usually love crooked nursing home stories. The residents probably have scabies and bedsores bigger than your head.

[Anonymous No.12165040]

>>12165037
Please do this or at least something fuck. Not sure if snitching to a food inspector or something would be good for your job though

[Anonymous No.12165042]

>>12164912
Is this facility taxpayer-funded, or is it private?

[Anonymous No.12165047]

>>12165014
>and milk i guess but that doesnt make it gravy.
It does, milk gravy is a thing and that's all it really is. But even still that plate is pretty depressing. I like open face sandwiches sometimes but even just adding a little cranberry sauce and a slice of cheese would improved it 10x, along with not turning the carrots into charcoal.

[Anonymous No.12165049]

>>12165021
this is what i cook them. dont often get to plate it this nicely and its not like im working with the most complex of meals here but hey they were happy.

if i recall this was a honey curry chicken breast with mushroom pilaf and broccoli. the garnish is just the curry sauce, figured itd be good with the rice.

>>12165037
its a very, very high quality and expensive facility. i guarentee you there are no problems like that, im actually the maitenance man. management was just unaware of how inept the nurses were and that this was going on. theyve since hired cooks that do alright and are replacing me with an actual dietary nutritionist so i can return to my main job functions that arent even cooking related. I like my job and the facility is not truly at fault here in my opinion. nobody should be this incredibly stupid.

>>12165042
private

[Anonymous No.12165052]

>>12165047 technically youre right but imo
gravy is not gravy without salt and pepper, even then I find it hard to call anything that doesnt include fond to be gravy

[Anonymous No.12165093]

>>12164912
Holy shit! Whoever made this pig slop should be hung by their toenails from the ugliest tree in town, and all the residents of that home given nail-bats for the pinata.

[Anonymous No.12165095]

>>12165049
see, I asked about its funding because I was just about to say, cleanly changing the way things are run in public facilities is damn near impossible because there's never enough money to go around for the patient load they get

[Anonymous No.12165100]

>>12165049
>the facility is not truly at fault here in my opinion. nobody should be this incredibly stupid

It's one or it's the other.

[Anonymous No.12165106]

>>12164912
That's incredible, what do they feed themselves at home?

[Anonymous No.12165130]

>>12165095
yeah god help those boomer souls that gotta live in some of those public facilities. ive seen a few picking a coworker up at one he used to work at and heard horror stories about them and it sounds truly awful. they looked like a middleschool in the ghetto thats been around for 80 years.

>>12165100
checkd but usually employers arent punished for the sins of the employees. if a male daycare employee fondles a kid its gonna be bad press for the facility but ultimately the employee is at fault. I dont think it really takes a whole lot of training to make chicken breasts and throw a whole turkey in the oven and steam some broccoli or other equally simple meals they regularly feed the residents. i havent even cooked in a restaurant and i managed this >>12165049


>>12165106
these people eat out 100% of the time, or eat frozen food you heat up. the whole family besides the dad works there, their dad has been on beetusbux for years and was bragging to me about how they just kicked up the payout. they have literally never cooked before and it shows in that pic related.

[Anonymous No.12165160]

>>12165130
>if a male daycare employee fondles a kid its gonna be bad press for the facility but ultimately the employee is at fault

not necessarily. it's certainly possible that the owner can be held liable for negligence for improperly supervising or training the employee. the employee who actually committed the abuse is certainly going to be held liable, but it's quite likely that others will be on the hook too.

and "bad press" can be a HUGE problem. Hell, these days all it takes is for the rumor of something to go viral and someone can get turbofucked even if they didn't actually do anything wrong at all.

[Anonymous No.12165196]

Yeah, went to a nursing home for prac. There were only three or four nurses in the place, cooking was done by contractors but it was a sad affair, certainly nothing is have tolerated eating until I died. Bless you OP.

[Anonymous No.12165204]

>>12165049
Thank fuck they got a better arrangement

[Anonymous No.12165211]

>>12165049
>nobody truly at fault
Bullshit, if management aren't picking up on these things its their heads which should roll.

[Anonymous No.12165231]

>>12164912
>working at an old folks home
based, me too
what do you do there?
also, is there no dedicated chef or what? My place would never let non-kitchen staff cook (unfortunately)

[Anonymous No.12165251]

>>12165160
eh at any rate every other part of the facility has always been exceptional. they just made a mistake trusting idiot nurses to cook and it was rectified immediately after i showed my boss that pic. especially compared to the other options for adult care in my area, these people are living well and im not gonna put the facility on blast plus lose my job over these people getting one exceptionally shitty dinner.

>>12165196
thats better than most places around here get. the cooks at most tax funded facilities here probably wouldnt be allowed to work in a school cafeteria.

>>12165211
it was immediately rectified by the nurses being banned from the kitchen. what more can they do, they hired cooks. cant reverse a mistake thats been made. also i didnt say nobody, those fucking moronic gutter inbred nurses are entirely at fault for 1. being fucking stupid as shit and 2. not caring about these people enough to throw that shit away and make something decent

what is management just gonna stand over and watch people right behind them all day? this isnt some unionized company with supervisors n shit

>>12165231
im actually maitenance, i just havent had alot of maint work to do so they let me cook and keep cooking because i did well and enjoy it. its a very small place compared to yours i guarentee it, maybe 15 residents per building, x2 buildings max - and we are only like 25% full. its an expensive ass place too, big ass windows and crown moulding in every room, huge flatscreens etc. so it doesnt take as much as youd think to do a meal service. i literally wait tables, bus tables, do the dishes AND cook the food during meal time. 0 assistance. the nurses are supposed to help me but as you can imagine i insisted they just stay the fuck out of my way.

[Anonymous No.12165267]

>>12165231
but to answer your question in less words, they have several dudes who cook. i cook dinners 5 days a week, 2 other dudes make up the rest of the meals and days.

[Anonymous No.12165314]

>>12165231
>>12165251

Any stories about the dementia patients doing inappropriate sexual things?

[Anonymous No.12165324]

>>12165314
not yet. regular pants shitting and weird wandering youd expect from dementia. i guess one guy that lives there w his wife keeps grabbin nurse booty infront of his wife and she gets piiissed. one dude kept walkin into peoples closets in the middle of the night and just standing there till he was found lol. sad shit but still funny.

[Anonymous No.12165328]

>>12164912
I hope I get cancer or I get hit by a meteorite before I end up in a home like that

[Anonymous No.12165352]

That's depressing. My grandfather got nice food at the place he was at for his last days. And when I was visiting they usually offered me some too so we could eat together. Nothing fancy about the plating but I think that's how the old folks prefer it.

[Anonymous No.12165365]

Cook my grandfathers meals, making him pork carnitas with avocado crema tonight

[Anonymous No.12165377]

>>12165352
wow that looks good as fuck

>>12165365
good grandson right here

[Anonymous No.12165390]

even the nuses it seems believe everyone should die
21st century cynacism is cancer.

[Anonymous No.12165436]

>>12164912
looks like an average british dish

[Anonymous No.12165469]

>>12164912
As someone who worked in a nursing home, I can see this in my mind

>Be a nurse at local nursing home
>Have 50+ residents you need to pass meds, blood sugar checks, insulin, manage people's tube feeds, perform wound care, chart on, keeping the most demented from falling and breaking their hips again, etc
>Admin decides that nursing staff will have to also cook on weekends despite them literally having no time even though they're caring for 'ma and 'pa as fast and shitty as possible
>After enough blacklast / people complaining to the ombudsman / threatening to go to the state management finally decides to rehire a couple of the illegal immigrants to work in the kitchen
>Somehow like anything bad that happens in a nursing home, this is the nurses fault and not the fault of administration scamming millions off medicare and vastly overcharging families for the "care" they provide.

[Anonymous No.12165497]

>tfw no grandpa
>tfw only grandma lives over a thousand km away

[Anonymous No.12165507]

>>12164912
My grandma passed away but she was in a nursing home in her last few years (we lost our house)

Dad would check on her everyday. I remember he was always furious with the staff. One time he discovered a large bruise on her leg, he was on the warpath after that. Half the staff avoided him, the other half respected him because they agreed with him that their lazy retard co-workers had it coming.

[Anonymous No.12165533]

>>12165469
itt i said there were only about 14 residents total, they spend most the day sitting around as do i

>>12165436
true as fuck

>>12165507
these old people bruise by touching themself, literally. they can rub their hands together and theyd be covered in bruises. most are on blood thinners is why. i also know nurses are retards and prob deserved it

[Anonymous No.12165534]

>>12164912
It is absolutely not a nurses job to cook meals for residents. This story sounds fake and gay OP

[Anonymous No.12165537]

>>12164912
They’re probably flips. Filipinos are the fucking worst cooks.

[Anonymous No.12165541]

>>12165534
it happens at small facilities retard. we all do shit outside of our primary job here. like i said, im the maitenance man and i cook all the dnners now.

>>12165537
white trash missing the majority of their teeth. same thing basically

[Anonymous No.12165542]

>>12165534
>It is absolutely not a nurses job to cook meals for residents
that's probably why OP said "once", implying that it was an exception.

[Anonymous No.12165544]

>>12165012
That's what you get when you pay like $9/hr

[Anonymous No.12165550]

>>12165533
Yeah thanks man, I forgot to mention that's what I tried to convince my dad of. But that was fruitless. It wasn't just the bruise I guess, he noticed a ton of questionable shit there.

This was Casitas in downtown Los Angeles

[Anonymous No.12165555]

>>12165544
the nurses make 13+/hr and make more than me and i both cook and do all the maitenance. it pisses me off that they sit around and watch me work all day and have such a sense of entitlement.

[Anonymous No.12165557]

>>12165555
wew and checked

[Anonymous No.12165816]

>>12165324
>one dude kept walkin into peoples closets in the middle of the night and just standing there till he was found lol
Dude's trying to fucking Highlander the place by giving people heart attacks.

[Anonymous No.12165894]

>>12165314
There's one very sweet woman in our memory care unit who supposedly used to be a model and you can tell she was hot when she was young. She's fucked and at least kissed several male residents. And there was this weird period of time when another female resident was sleeping in her bed with her.
There's a real nice dude with Parkinson's in our assisted living side who barely talks but grabbed my nurse coworker's ass and tit. She's got a nice shape and big black titties and homeboy must like the dark chocolate.
Had this very peculiar woman in assisted who, when I and a coworker walked in to her room for the first time, looked me up and down and said, "ooo, well I'm glad you're talking care of me tonight," in this disgusting trying-to-be-seductive New Jersey accent. She also shoved paper towels and those little tooth flosser things up her cooch and then wanted us to go fishing.
I've got more if anyone is interested but I'm gonna take a nap first.

[Anonymous No.12165953]

>>12165365
based grandchild

[Anonymous No.12166230]

>>12165469
Call ICE

[Anonymous No.12166521]

>>12165352
Stuffed salisbury steak?

[Anonymous No.12166533]

Are they serving my Gam Gam this kind of shit in her home? Should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.12166556]

>>12166521
He died a year ago, but if I remember correctly that was ground pork and cabbage stuffing. Pretty good, and with a very passable gravy.

[Anonymous No.12166559]

>>12165049
This actually looks pretty good for institutionalized food. Did you make a plate like that for each and every person?

[Anonymous No.12166567]

>>12166533
Go visit her during lunch- or dinnertime and find out.

[Anonymous No.12166584]

>>12166567
I went for thanksgiving last year, and it wasnt too bad. That was a Holiday though, so now i'm worried they are actually treating her like they did in Happy Gilmore. I'm gonna visit her this weekend and see what kind of food they are gonna serve her.

[Anonymous No.12166587]

>>12164912
they probably fuck up their food on purpose as payback for how the elderly treat them. i knew someone who worked at a nursing home and the demented residents would slap her across the face regularly. and imagine wiping their ass all day.

[Anonymous No.12166593]

>>12166587
Those old people dont need payback. They are probably all fucked up in the head from living whatever fucked up lives they had. They are no better than the mentally disabled at that point. Have some respect.

[Anonymous No.12166599]

>>12164912
Is this facility based in California?
If so I can give you a number to report them and they'll have investigators out there within a week.

[Anonymous No.12166626]

>>12165352
you are a good boy, anon

[Anonymous No.12166646]

>>12165352
Good for you. Love em' while they are here.

[Anonymous No.12168102]

>>12166559
yes, any time i can present it to them nicely i do. theyre old cynical boomers so they dont really care that much if the foods good and the dudes prob honestly think im a fag for doin it. usually the recipes are actually a lil more complex than this, i learned alot cooking here, especially about sauces and gravies. can pretty much always come up with one or the other on the fly to go with a meal these days and its bc i worked here. if a decent cook cooks their food theyre eating very well atleast at my facility.

>>12166584
the holidays are 110% for show for their family

>>12166587
theyre literal retards. i talk to them like babies because you have to. they are slowly reverting back to babies. they dont deserve this poor excuse for slop or any other abuse.

just got back from work i made swiss and ham grilled cheese was dank. sometimes its nice not having to cook a full 4 course meal which is the case about 90% of the time

>>12165816
what makes it even worse is he walked into another confused persons room and they had no fucking clue who the dude was at the time or why he might ever possibly be doing some shit like that. in fact they probably woke up thinking this was happening in their own actual house lol.

>>12165894
>why i cant be a nurse
plus im a male so if one of em grabbed me i bet in some way im gettin in trouble for it.

>>12166533
visit her, regardless of what the answer is, seeing family is literally the only thing these people look forward to besides eating. so many of them think their family is coming to visit, and brag about it, regardless of whether or not they actually are. they constantly try to call them just to hear their voice and ask where they are or if theyve shown up yet. you are unironically all they care about in this world when theyre at that point.

[Anonymous No.12168132]

>>12168102

> the dudes prob honestly think im a fag for doin it.

I know I do. boomers like large servings of comfort food.

[Anonymous No.12168146]

>>12168132
ya well i sent those pics to my boss for brownie points who eats them tf up as well as the resident's children who frequently visit during meal time

large servings and comfort food is what they get every single day

[Anonymous No.12168446]

Everytime I visit these threads I'm shocked people love their grandparents enough to care
I know grandma baking you cookies is a meme and doesn't really happen so why do people care so much?

[Anonymous No.12168520]

>>12166587
Why would you specifically go into a job where you know the majority of the people you're taking care of are essentially mentally disabled, and then get offended when they act like the retards they are and try to "get back" at them in petty ways? If you can't handle a demented, senile old fuck calling you names and acting like a prick, then why the fuck did you look for work in a nursing home

[Anonymous No.12168642]

>>12165365
eternally based and goodgrandchildpilled

[Anonymous No.12168677]

dont all those places employ negros?

its a bad idea because negros hate whites for imaginary racism when in fact the negro plight is entirely their fault

ive heard they slam old white people onto beds, avoid changing their diapers for weeks, whatever. just to get pay back for slavery

[Anonymous No.12168869]

>>12164912
The nurses must have been thinking, "Wa la".

[Anonymous No.12168893]

Man fuck these old folks places fuck it man I'll take care of my dad when he's too old to work I don't know why you people even send em to these places

[Anonymous No.12169035]

>>12168446
Sorry, it's impossible to explain empathy to someone who doesn't have any.

[Anonymous No.12169052]

>>12168446
What happened? Your grandad ruined your big surprise coming out party by saying "I always knew your son was a faggot" to your parents before he left?

[Anonymous No.12169092]

>>12169052
lmao

[Anonymous No.12169459]

>>12168677
ya at ghetto LA niggerville retirement homes this is probably true. i work w lots of black chicks but theyre just lazy and dumb, they do their job and theyre only on 3rd shift anyways which is literally just handing out meds once and then sitting down till someone needs help to the bathroom or some shit. if i heard about this i promise id be beating the fuck out of a neegress

>>12168893
good son. but if he starts walking out of the house ass naked at 3 am and walking down the street, youre gonna have no option. there are places like where i work that are expensive but well maintained and operated and he will eat well and get to watch wheel of fortune and old cowboy movies with other people his age. I dont think most old people develop dementia so chances are pops will be self sufficient anyways. my grandma was there enough until the last few weeks before she died. she was eating whole bags of cheese with her hands and shit though there at the end.

[Anonymous No.12169484]

>>12165049
Why do you shape the rice like that?

[Anonymous No.12169487]

>>12169484
it was just something creative i did to plate it nicely. was simple enough just packed it into a small greased bowl and it held its shape.

[Anonymous No.12169489]

>>12168446
If you can't feel obligation or compassion towards your ancestors no matter what they're like, you're too egotistical to be allowed to live. That's why.

This sounds like bleeding heart liberal shit, but liberals are the worst when it comes to hating their grandparents without concealment so no it is not.

[Anonymous No.12169494]

ew is that CUM??

[Anonymous No.12169495]

>>12169494
its unseasoned milk gravy so basically

[Anonymous No.12169675]

>>12165352
Looks like love.

[Anonymous No.12170164]

Old people homes smell like shit. What the fuck do they do to those places to make it smell so....gross?

[Anonymous No.12170175]

>>12170164
The place I work smells fine except for the room on the one dude who just pisses everywhere all the time. Nigga came out of his room the other day drenched head to toe in pee, his bed was literally completely covered in pee, and he'd pissed on his ottoman too. Other than that it smells totally neutral.

[Anonymous No.12170179]

>>12170175
You are probably just used to the smell then. I used to play my guitar for the old folks when I was in a christian youth group as a kid, and I can distinctly remember every single home smelling about the same. Its some unsettling smell I really cant put my finger on. Maybe its the smell of death?

[Anonymous No.12170226]

>>12165365
good for you anon.

[Anonymous No.12170230]

>>12170164
we have heavy duty de oderizors all over the place that came from a pest control company and they are contracted to service them regularly so i never noticed my place smelling bad. the residents definitely do stank up the rooms sometimes but its not hard to fix that when they move out, plus i rarely have to be in rooms residents live in for more than a few seconds anyways and most are sane enough to not have their rooms smellin like shit anyways.

chances are youve been in tax payer funded old folks homes and i bet those do smell like shit. most have bedbugs and you have to keep your clothes at work so stank is the least of your owrries

[Anonymous No.12170235]

>>12168102
makes me feel bad for not seeing my grandma at the home recently. I feel like a piece of shit. Will go see her next week. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.12170241]

>>12170235
Go visit her anon. When you are old and close to dying wouldnt you want your grandkids to see you a few times? I bet it would brighten up her day. I wish I still had grandparents to visit.

[Anonymous No.12170260]

>>12170235
she will be so happy. you should bring her some food and have a meal with her during her meal time, they like to show off their family to the other residents and the other residents are in fact interested and happy youre there for whoever.

>>12170241
this, you're their legacy and they honestly are too old and tired to give a fuck about anything thats on tv, they have old values so the only thing for them are re runs and game shows. the news just pisses them off and theyre all pretty much just ready to go. seeing their family however makes their day, knowing youre healthy and eating well and safe. They arent going to go on living, you are.

[Anonymous No.12170294]

>>12170179
The smell of death is real, that's for sure. Actually found a guy dead this morning believe it or not. But my place is an assisted home so it's not like everyone is wheelchair-bound pissing constantly.

[Anonymous No.12170295]

>>12165014
>and milk
oh, so it was béchamel

[Anonymous No.12170299]

>>12165049
>the facility is not truly at fault here
if they're not actively performing quality inspections, then it is their fault

[Anonymous No.12170306]

>>12170294
Stay strong anon. Sounds like you need a nice home cooked meal.

[Anonymous No.12170311]

>>12164956
>They frequently thaw raw meat on the counter or in hot water
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.12170314]

>>12170294
natural causes?

[Anonymous No.12170343]

>>12170311
I think the issue is they did that after 5 days in the freezer, then after it was thawed they put it in the freezer again. Unless i'm not reading what they said right.

[Anonymous No.12170381]

>>12165012
>>12164912
Women tend to be bad at everything they do. Men tend to be cocksuckers.

[Anonymous No.12170392]

>>12170381
source?

[Anonymous No.12170454]

>>12164912
looks like prison munch, lmao

[Anonymous No.12170456]

>>12170306
<3
>>12170314
He had had pancreatic cancer since he moved in about a year ago. He took a sharp turn for the worse just within the past week and we were expecting it. Just two months ago he got nominated Valentine's Day king and looked so happy and full of life and this morning he was jaundiced and stone cold dead.

[Anonymous No.12170479]

>>12170456
not sure why but that made me cry for a bit. Dont hold it in man, I hope you keep making those old people happy in their final days

[Anonymous No.12170506]

We're not supposed to live this long are we? I mean all these old people living so long and for what? To die in some place away from family? Maybe they'll make friends but what if they don't?
If I ever had kids I'd want to die of a stroke living my final moments with them not in some facility but maybe thats just me.

[Anonymous No.12170518]

>>12170506
You don't understand how advanced aging works. You're not just weak at 85+. You're completely demented, trying to escape the house every 5 minutes, and can't hold your shit in. Of course your family is placing you in a home.

[Anonymous No.12170519]

>>12170518
>>all geriatrics have dementia
nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.12170521]

>>12170241
>>12170260
thanks anons. I will text my cousins and we will go up to see her. I think we can bring her little dog too. That might be nice

[Anonymous No.12170525]

>>12170519
Ok, then you can be like my grandfather who can't walk anymore, so he can't climb necessary stairs in his own house or shower alone.

[Anonymous No.12170528]

It kills me being a CNA and watching my co-workers be borderline retarded.
I've quit two places before and called the ombudsman on them two
One got shut down, they were called heart-to-heart home care, fuck people who go into helping the elderly and then shit on them.
My current place is nice but underpaid as hell

[Anonymous No.12170530]

>>12170521
good for you frog, I hope you make her really especially happy.

[Anonymous No.12170542]

>>12170518
No fuck that I'd stop the medicines and let nature take its course and kill me.
God just wants to set us free but just when we thought we were outta the game the devils drugs pulls us back in so we can be bed riddin for 18 months then die.

[Anonymous No.12170554]

>>12170479
You sound like a good person and a real nigga, anon. I'll try my best. I do love these people a whole lot and I hope I help improve their lives. Didn't mean to make you cry.

[Anonymous No.12170568]

>>12170554
keep on loving them in the memory of my Gam Gam

[Anonymous No.12170571]

>>12165555
lol get an education and stop slaving away on a stove top then.

[Anonymous No.12170572]

>>12170235
You have no idea how excited they get when their families visit, ESPECIALLY their grandkids. It lights up their entire worlds. While you're there she will flaunt you to the other residents. It's cute and hilarious.

[Anonymous No.12170580]

>>12165555
The more an hour you make the less work you have to do. Sick joke of life

[Anonymous No.12170591]

>>12170525
Or you can be like one resident I knew who was 104 and still fucking lived on her own unassisted and undemented. There are some people who just age spectacularly and still enjoy their lives.

[Anonymous No.12170599]

>>12164956
>Frequently using raw beef thats been in the fridge for 5+ days,

I've done this sometimes for myself when it didn't look bad but to have the audacity to do that with meat you're serving other people? Good fucking lord....

[Anonymous No.12170608]

>>12170591
whats a 104?

[Anonymous No.12170609]

>>12170608
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.12170614]

>>12170608
the number of times I fucked ur mom lol pwnd

[Anonymous No.12170615]

>>12170609
yes

[Anonymous No.12170622]

this some flashcard shit? I'm not a nurse, i'm just here for some food and my gam gam

[Anonymous No.12170626]

>>12170580
Do retarded thoughts like that provide any comfort?

[Anonymous No.12170641]

>>12170626
I wish they did

[Anonymous No.12170654]

>>12170622
based gam gam poster

[Anonymous No.12170669]

>>12170654
my gam gam gets fed shit. i'm not joking. If i was rich enough i'd get a guest house for her and take care of her myself.

[Anonymous No.12170682]

>>12170654
if you are a nurse RL i have to give it to you. I tried your flashcard bullshit and i fucking failed at every on of them.

[Anonymous No.12170702]

>>12170682
What do you mean by flashcard? Like flashcard for studying?
And no, I'm not a nurse; I'm a nurse's aide who is trying to save up enough money to get his master's.

[Anonymous No.12170716]

>>12170702
I looked up nurse RL and i got a bunch of flashcards. Those are some tough questions!

[Anonymous No.12170731]

I never had to visit anybody in a home. I'm at my great aunts house rn who lives unassisted essentially up in Minnesota, off her retirement and such. In town actually for my living Grandma's birthday this weekend, whose visiting from Texas where she moved down with my uncle whose retired from the airforce and can afford to take care of her well. He's actually taking care of both his mom, and his wives mom. Growing up my bedroom was right next to my Grandma from my moms side, actually I was in her bedroom playing the gamecube right before she passed. I was the one who was so young at the time I didn't think to just call 911 and ran upstairs to my parents first when she started not feeling good. She passed in the ambulance on her way to the hospital. If anyone were to have served her OP pic at a home or treat her shit I'd rain hellfire over them. Once when I was little she made me cereal but was so tired she accidentally poured OJ into the fruity pebbles, it was the nastiest thing ever but I ate the entire bowl and finished the OJ just so she didn't feel bad,

[Anonymous No.12170734]

>>12165049
Needs way more veg. But good effort

[Anonymous No.12170744]

>>12165049
>private
Stop eating away their profit margins. What are you, a commie?!

[Anonymous No.12170761]

>>12170731
It wasnt your fault

[Anonymous No.12170777]

>>12170311
the issue was they did it over the course of 5 hours or after it had already been in a fridge for 5 days and refrozen, both resulting in rotten meat

>>12170454
prison food in the us is literally school cafeteria food. they come from the same place.

>>12170521
im surprised she was able to be seperated from it, several residents at my place get to bring their dog until they cant take care of it anymore because its either that or no deal.

>>12170519
>>12170525
some people are completely normal old people i work with, they just fall now and then or have shitty memory that causes them to forget to take their pills or eat. otherwise normal old person.

>>12170528
good on you but its not gonna change because as you know cna is bottom of the barrel in regards to being educated. its literally like a 3 month certification. for the most part, and ive met some smart nurses, but for the most part its literal retards who think getting their cna was a feat of accomplishment and think IM the bottom of the barrel because my training is in 3 years of home remodeling, not some shitty tech school cert.

>>12170542
same anon. ill start heavily drinking or doing drugs 70+ because fuck being a vegetable or someone elses responsibility. these places are expensive as fuck too so youre definitely being a family burden in most families.

>>12170580
truer words have never been spoken.

>>12170599
the raw hamburger was brown and looked like several day old brain matter, plus it was sitting in a pool of blood. it was fucking disgusting, and the stench. i went full NEIN! on they ass screaming and tellin em how theyre tryna kill these old birds.

>>12170734
thanks and true but if i recall we were low on veg and i was working with one small bag of brocci broc.

>>12170744
the fuck are you talking about i only eat the leftovers which have to go in the trash otherwise. its like 5k a month per resident here, the owners are balling like a mf.

[Anonymous No.12170812]

>>12170777
based retard

[Anonymous No.12170825]

>>12170777
>good on you but its not gonna change because as you know cna is bottom of the barrel in regards to being educated. its literally like a 3 month certification. for the most part, and ive met some smart nurses, but for the most part its literal retards who think getting their cna was a feat of accomplishment and think IM the bottom of the barrel because my training is in 3 years of home remodeling, not some shitty tech school cert.w cna is bottom of the barrel in regards to being educated. its literally like a 3 month certification. for the most part, and ive met some smart nurses, but for the most part its literal retards who think getting their cna was a feat of accomplishment and think IM the bottom of the barrel because my training is in 3 years of home remodeling, not some shitty tech school cert.

I hate our generation for that man, boomers could make it without having to deal with all that BS, but our generation people are sooo full of themselves because they manage to get a little piece of paper that certifies them in something. They throw all reason and logic out the window the second they see their printed name on that line in the center of the a paper with a fancy border around it and assume that any training or work put in to advance yourself that you didn't get a certificate to show off to everybody you did it goes out the window and doesn't matter. It's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.12170877]

dudes this is why we used to live in multi-generational homes with extended families.
children were how you used to retire.

This jew trick of giving away your savings to other people so they can have fun making money off your money just so you can boot your children out with no support as soon as it is legal to do so and plan to "retire" independently at the end of life is hairbrained.
Old age catches you then and if you manage to survive, you end up equally abandoned by your offspring and being served garbage by no-brained no-cooking skill millenial nurses until you die.

don't end up like that
build an extended generational family home
when you become too old to support yourself, your children will be there with the heart to care for their ma and pa

[Anonymous No.12170908]

>>12164985
Apparently not enough to take care of your grandmother yourself

[Anonymous No.12170909]

>>12170877
>>12170825
not sure what you are saying but its making me uncomfy

[Anonymous No.12170968]

>>12164912
>>12164956
I work with nuses too. There fucking retards and completly lack common sense.

[Anonymous No.12171002]

>>12170908
Smartass reply. Some elderly folks require damn near 24 hour care. How the fuck is a normal person working 40 hours a week going to do that alone? What a snide cunt you are.

[Anonymous No.12171029]

>>12165047
It's fucking bechamel

[Anonymous No.12171049]

>>12165555
Same exact situation here. I especially hate how fucking stupid they are with basic tasks. They'll lean on you like a manager just because youre a male and ask you what to do. I work at a rehab though and those cunts do anything they can to get out of piss testing. They also started having to do the detox hourly checks that I used to do and they still call to ask where people are because they're too lazy to walk anywhere.

In terms of food it doesn't matter what I bring in they are always flabbergasted that homemade food can be good. All I make is stews, curries, pasta, and chili for the most part. EZ one pot meals that just need spices.

[Anonymous No.12171056]

>>12170164
Old people always smell like formaldehyde to me.

[Anonymous No.12171395]

Either you're the same dumb fuck who continues to misuse the word 'roux' on /ck/ or it's a common mistake in some part of the world where family reunions double as speed dating events.
Roux is just the mix of fat and flour cooked together used to thicken a sauce. Bechamel is one such sauce thickened by a roux, gravy is another.
The sauce on that... slice of bologna?— looks more like a bearnaise than any roux-thickened sauce.

[Anonymous No.12171558]

>>12170877
i completely agree. all my parents used to talk about were how they cant wait til im 18 and they can kick me out and retire shortly later.

enjoy your burnt carrots you fucking sociopathic assholes. few extra years and a little help financially and i could have been a college educated student already. know i gotta save up and do it on my own.

[Anonymous No.12171562]

>>12171395
its a milk gravy i corrected myself later. but its unseasoned so in the trash is where it belongs, not on top of the "oven roasted turkey" these dumbfucks mistook turkey lunch meat for

[Anonymous No.12171578]

Damnit Jim, they are nurses, not cooks!

Should stick with soup from soupmix, it's really hard to fuck that up. To vary taste, just vary spices.

[Anonymous No.12171581]

>>12165544
>be retarded
>nobody cares that you can't make a living wage for yourself and your equally retarded spawn
>die
based society

[Anonymous No.12171645]

>>12171581
Look, if you make 9 bucks an hour you shouldn't start a family. period.

[Anonymous No.12171674]

>>12165352
looks like a cool guy :)

[Anonymous No.12171680]

>>12168446
>Everytime I visit these threads I'm shocked people love their grandparents enough to care

I love my grandparents, they loved me unconditionally, the way my parents don't

My grandfather died when I was little, my grandmother finally joined him a few years ago
When she was in the senior apartments, I would bring her dinner buns and bananas. By the time she was in a nursing home, they cooked ever meal for her, and thankfully it as better, but we still bring her small morsel of tasty but unhealthy foods, especially towards the end.

[Anonymous No.12171683]

>>12171680
I still remember trying to get her to like hummus, because it was healthy, She sent me out to get a roast duck that she ate with ramen. I found out later that the hummus she put in the fridge for later had to be finished by my aunt. My grandmother said she had to go hungry when she was young, in China and in Hong Kong (40s, 50s),, now she's old and death was ahead, she was just going to eat what she wanted, she lived ten years after she said that, but she ate what she wanted.

[Anonymous No.12171688]

>>12171683
I remember picking up a middle eastern or old people cook book (this was around the era I liked Alexander Siddig, and hey, he aged well), and I was going to cook eggplants, but apparently, some old Chinese people consider eggplants to be a poisonous fruit! (like what people used to think of tomatoes).

[Anonymous No.12171695]

>>12170241
>>12170260
>>12170521

The last time I visited my grandmother from my father's side in Hong Kong, we took her out to Dim Sum even though she could barely eat, just mouthed at some small bits for flavour, but she was super happy because we were there and we took her out.

When I was within walking distance of my grandmother from mother's side senior apartment, I used to go there every week, have dinner, then she'll watch TV while I do homework before I went home.

[Anonymous No.12171696]

>>12171683
thanks for your story anon

[Anonymous No.12171738]

>>12171558
Why not join the US Israel Defense Force, you get free tuition?

[Anonymous No.12171793]

>>12170877
It's more insidious than that. You put your dementia ridden parents in a private nursing home because everyone in the family is working 60 hours/week to keep herr shekelstein comfy. But then after their savings have been depleted to nothing and they've milked everything they can get by his cousin herr frankenstein, charging $10,000/month which medicare does not pay, they are booted to the street where medicaid and Tyrone the street sweeper picks them up.
>>b-but muh freedom. Many such cases of freedom!

[Anonymous No.12171835]

>>12170877

[Anonymous No.12171849]

>>12171738
felony charges from being a dumb kid that went through every drug on the planet from 14-18. they dont keep me from jobs or owning guns (ofcourse) because i was a juv but bigger things like the us military are different

>>12171695
feels anon

[Anonymous No.12171872]

>>12165047
anon it was supposed to be "oven roasted turkey" steak sized cuts of meat from a whole deboned baked and seasoned bird, and they thought turkey lunch meat on top of cold bread was what that was. absolutely not some poor excuse for an open face sandwich. they burnt carrots for fucks sake, you think they know what an open faced sandwich is lmfao

[Anonymous No.12171884]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING MISS MY GRANDMA AND I WISH I WOULD HAVE SAID GOODBYE BEFORE SHE DIED AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.12171905]

>>12170877
In tribal societies old people would just wander off to die when they felt they no longer contributed. In some of them, they would simply be bludgeoned in the back of the head when they weren't expecting it and then burried.

[Anonymous No.12171914]

>>12171849
No wonder they wanted to kick you out.

[Anonymous No.12171917]

>>12171905
>the lies of shekelstein

[Anonymous No.12171924]

>>12171917
Tribal society != age of agriculture cuckery

[Anonymous No.12172045]

>>12171884
your parents are next so just try talking to them now

[Anonymous No.12172051]

>>12165894
Yeah, tell more.

[Anonymous No.12172310]

>>12172045
fuck off

[Anonymous No.12172370]

>>12172310
Kek

[Anonymous No.12172388]

>>12172370
2 for 1 special. fuck off twice.

[Anonymous No.12172453]

>>12170908
You have to be 18 to post here anon. >>>/9gag/ is that way: >

[Anonymous No.12172986]

>>12170877
>dudes this is why we used to live in multi-generational homes

Rapid urbanization with mass immigration, the push of condos, have made that a pipe dream.

Ah, smaller families have to buy groceries more often, in smaller portion, sometimes it's feasible to buy something ready made. When back in the old days at least one person could have enough time to cook from scratch and feed everybody.

[Anonymous No.12172993]

>>12171558
>enjoy your burnt carrots you fucking sociopathic assholes
Boomers are a shit generation, they happened because they were 'abandoned' by their parents who had to go off to war and then came back to PTSD. My granddad was awesome but unfortunaely, briefly addicted to opium due to PTSD, he kicked the addiction but not in time for my mom to not grow up to be a narc boomer who hate the idea of family.

I won't do to my kids what my parents do to me though I won't resent them. Yeah, boomers are bragging about ditching their kids and then getting puzzled when their kids ditch them for their grandkids, but I don't think the cycle is going to repeat.

[Anonymous No.12173342]

>>12172051
Okay, what kinds of stories do you want?

[Anonymous No.12173439]

>>12171849
Try the Foreign Legion, then.

[Anonymous No.12173984]

>>12170877
Also doesn't help that companies expect you to move to the other side of the planet for a job now. lol fuck having any family help with childcare but we can recommend a place that'll totally pay attention to your toddler amongst thirty more.

[Anonymous No.12174062]

>>12165550
>spicville

what a dump

[Anonymous No.12174068]

>>12173342
Do the old folks do any weird things to their own food to be able to eat it?

Also what kinds of "short cuts" or "idgaf"s have you ever found/heard of nursing or administrative staff doing to patients? Are any protocols advertised to the family, and then regularly swept under the rug?

[Anonymous No.12174298]

>>12172310
just looking out for ya, anon

[Anonymous No.12174334]

>>12174298
I know, thanks for the wake up.

[Anonymous No.12174634]

>>12174068
>Do the old folks do any weird things to their own food to be able to eat it?
I work nights so I don't know about mealtimes. Sorry.
>Also what kinds of "short cuts" or "idgaf"s have you ever found/heard of nursing or administrative staff doing to patients?
Eh, if someone gets a few drops of piss on their bed pad (the absorbent fabric thing that goes under someone who wears a diaper to bed) the vast majority of us (me included) will "idgaf" instead of changing it. It's just not worth disturbing the resident that much (which would involve rolling them side to side more than is absolutely necessary) instead of letting them rest. Other than that trivial thing, we really provide superb care at our facility and pull no stops in caring for our people.
>Are any protocols advertised to the family, and then regularly swept under the rug?
Not that I know of on our (the nursing) end. There are assessments done by the director of nursing (who is a lazy cunt, tbdesu) and the assistant director of nursing but even though some applicants are CLEARLY nursing home candidates or are straight up ON HOSPICE(we're an assisted living facility), they end up being admitted anyways. Many of us believe that this is because of our marketing/sales executive who has ties to corporate. Money is king, essentially, and the ones who bear the brunt of misplaced residents is the nursing staff. Trust me, if our facility was actually and strictly "assisted living" then my job would be a fucking cakewalk. Instead, a large chunk of my shift is taking care of hospice and should-be-hospice residents who have shit hospice services that don't send fucking hospice aides to sit with and care for their dying clients.
Healthcare industry is all fucked up, yo.

[Anonymous No.12174703]

>>12174634
do you ever lift the old dudes up? do you play games with em?

[Anonymous No.12174706]

>>12174068
op here

nah those that can eat solid food dont play w their food or shit. my place is assisted living so for the most part they arent all demented. one dude has to have his food blended to a puree cuz he cant swallow though. youd think hed be eating oatmeals and cream corn and other naturally soft food but no, we literally blend up whatever we are having (if it can blend) into a pudding and give it to him. its fucking disgusting as shit and i will literally blow my brains out before i gotta eat one spoonful of puree'd food

[Anonymous No.12174716]

>>12174703
>do you play games with em?
I volunteer doing activities at a sister facility down the road and it's a load of fun.
do you ever lift the old dudes up?
In what way? I have literally fully physically lifted grown men before, yes.

[Anonymous No.12174734]

>>12174716
you are a better person than I'll ever be.

[Anonymous No.12174749]

>>12174634
my place is assisted living too and we not only have respit admissions but we have people that are WAY beyond assisted living. one dude is completely gone and frequently wanders and tries to get out and walks into peoples rooms. several bed-bound people have come and gone too. im no nurse but i think those things are beyond assisted living and several people were clearly on their death bed here, especially the bed bound ones. doesnt effect me in the slightest so i dont care but thats definitely just money talkin as my assisted living facility is high dollar

>>12174703
the nurses lift the old dudes up alot and they also play games with them alot. they like puzzles and card games unsurprisingly. seen one guy sit in the game room and work on a puzzle alone for like 4 hours straight. i cant even fathom doing that. he was cool tho gave me a pack of cards first day he came here

[Anonymous No.12174760]

>>12174703
>>12174749
i'm scared of the dark man. this fucking sucks. Please spend some time.

[Anonymous No.12174776]

>>12174760
what?

[Anonymous No.12174797]

>>12174776
do you entertain them?

[Anonymous No.12174877]

>>12174797
im not a nurse so no i have tasks that have nothing to do with them so i only really make small talk with them here and there

[Anonymous No.12174882]

>>12174749
Do any of them even smoke weed? That's what I plan on doing during retirement, smoke a fucking shit ton.

[Anonymous No.12174885]

>>12174882
boomers hate weed and you hippy faggots

[Anonymous No.12174931]

What's the easiest and quickest way to become a nurse in the US?

I dont want to go back to university. Do they have trade schools?

[Anonymous No.12174937]

>>12174885
>hating on weed
Fuck those old people then. My grandpa smoked me up when i was 10.

[Anonymous No.12174946]

>>12174931
That seemed like an absurd question to me so I looked it up.
Turns out "nurse" doesn't mean you have at least a bachelor's degree in nursing in the US. Hm!
No wonder this thread is full of stories about nurses being lazy and unqualified shits.

[Anonymous No.12174949]

>>12174931
School. You can go to a trade school and become a CNA, which is what the retirement home wagies ITT mostly are. I don't know how much they get per year, maybe $30,000-40,000?

[Anonymous No.12174950]

>>12174885

Boomers were the literal hippy generation, you dumb fuck zoomer

[Anonymous No.12174961]

>>12174949
You make $30,000 a year with a high school diploma. Nurses make $30/hr+, 50k a year if they do 12 hour shifts 3 days a week. They're basically retired and working at the same time with 4 days off a week.

[Anonymous No.12174972]

>>12174885
Hippies are boomers, retard.

[Anonymous No.12174979]

>>12174961
I was talking about CNAs, not nurses. Nurses make a shit ton of money. It's a legit great career if you can stand the work.

[Anonymous No.12174995]

>>12174961

do you need a degree for that? or AA? or can you just go to a trade school

[Anonymous No.12175001]

>>12174995
You need a nursing degree to become a Nurse.

You can do a small trade program to become a Nursing Assistant.

[Anonymous No.12175004]

>>12174979
True. Our LPNs make $24/hour which is quite good for the amount of schooling involved. The only downsides are the stress of work and frequently working past quitting time.

[Anonymous No.12175035]

>>12175004
I wasn't even thinking of LPNs, more RNs.

CNA $30,000~ -- mostly shitty wagie job, usually to rack up hours and resume to later become a nurse in one's mid 20s or 30s.

LPN $45,000-60,0000 -- true assistant to a physician or nurse, they don't seem to do much except take vitals, ask you questions, etc.

RN -- $60,000-80,0000. A true nurse that can run her own practice, actually prescribe medication, etc.

[Anonymous No.12175490]

Im a high risk target, but i'm with you fellas.

[Anonymous No.12175508]

>>12165012
>no fault of the facility
It is absolutely their fucking fault if they have zero standards for hiring caretakers, tolerate abuse of their patients, and don't improve when complaints are made. Bad fruit comes from bad soil.

[Anonymous No.12176013]

>>12174972
>>12174950
>hippies were a majority

[Anonymous No.12176074]

>>12170392
source : my ass

[Anonymous No.12176091]

>>12165352
>his last days

[Anonymous No.12176193]

>>12165352
I bet he's a racist. Old people are the worst especially white ones.

[Anonymous No.12176267]

>>12176193
weak bait

[Anonymous No.12176448]

>>12176267
He's right though. My grandfather got on the "meals on wheels" program and a black guy was trying to deliver food to him and he said, "get off my porch, niggah" and slammed the door in his face. They called my mom and sjaid he was out of the program. He was committed to a govt. nursing home shortly thereafter, where Tyrone, Jamal and Shaneeka were ubiquitous. He sure showed them, lol!

[quiche !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.12176574]

>>12164912
This makes me very very sad
I wish I could make old people nice food sometimes

[Anonymous No.12176694]

>>12165537
do you see any rice? didn't think so. this is typical white trash methhead cooking

[Anonymous No.12177004]

>>12165049
Based
Good job, Anon.

[Anonymous No.12177322]

>>12175490
i want to know what this means

[Anonymous No.12177332]

>>12164912
wifey material

[Anonymous No.12177985]

>>12171914
>doing hard drugs at 14
>had normal childhood
pick one

[Anonymous No.12178002]

>>12164912
Why is there so much mayo?

[Anonymous No.12178157]

>>12165012
That's too smooth to be roux, it must be bechamel sauce