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I swear, officer... I don't know how those got in my purse.

>> No.12158395

oh man its grade A fancy that must be the good stuff

>> No.12158396

>>12158377
I don't get it, why would having jam make you get in trouble?

>> No.12158397

>>12158396
because no one purchases this type of jam. op is a thief

>> No.12159503

>>12158377
>having a purse

>> No.12159511
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>>12158377
>tfw i stuffed like 50 of these into my bag at a convenience store and walked out with no police response
Feels good to be a fucking gangster

>> No.12159512

>>12158377
>purse
>she

>> No.12159862

>>12159503
>>12159512
Bigots don't understand purses can be masculine.

>> No.12160048

>>12159862
It's literally an extension and symbol of the vagina. Why do you think so many makeup containers stored in purses are phallic shaped?

>> No.12160110

Heinz makes the best jelly

>> No.12161587

>>12159862
>Bigots don't understand purses can be masculine.
>masculine purse
feminine penis

>> No.12161593

>>12159862
It's called a carryall.

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>>12159862
>purse
>not a fanny pack
cringe

>> No.12161789

>>12159511
A man of class and taste.

>> No.12161842

>>12158377
Hold it right there, strawberry scum!

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>>12158377
YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.