How do we stop "foodies" and food hipsters?

[Anonymous No.12147597]

I'm tired of this garbage.

[Anonymous No.12147599]

>I will wear flannel, have arm tats, stretched earlobes
>I will roll a shitty lazy doughnut in cereal and charge twice

[Anonymous No.12147607]

Here is your slice of toast

up-speak (rising intonation) assured

[Anonymous No.12147611]

Why don't you let stupid trends pass on their own instead of telling everybody else how to live?

(shoot them)

[Anonymous No.12147617]

[Anonymous No.12147618]

>>12147607
ricotta toast is honestly goat

[Anonymous No.12147622]

Is "fruit-infused" water peak hipster? Can it go further?

[Anonymous No.12147628]

It's really hard to figure out which is the worst between all the hipster trends of cereal, cupcakes, doughnuts etc

[Anonymous No.12147631]

>>12147611
>Why don't you let stupid trends pass on their own instead of telling everybody else how to live?
This. All the people I know who were all "yeah dude super bitter IPAs and extremely spicy hot sauces" aren't into it anymore. I guess once the novelty wears off they start wanting good food instead of just what's trending.

[Anonymous No.12147636]

>>12147597
Move to Blythe CA. None of that hipster culture, just fast food and cheap restaurants.

[Anonymous No.12147641]

>>12147631
>>12147611
It's some sort of evolving virus though

In 50 years everyone will go to the poptart shop with fancy poptarts that have animals drawn on them for $200 (inflation adjusted) poptarts.

This is the future of humanity if we don't stop this trend. Every commercial store in the world will be up-priced fancy takes on simple comfort food.

[Anonymous No.12147642]

We shoot them

[Anonymous No.12147650]

>>12147636
Blythe is where people end up, not where they go.

The ONLY thing good about it is that it isn't Needles.

[Anonymous No.12147652]

>>12147641
Well everyone has to go through a learning process I suppose. Most people don't stick with the fads that aren't good.

[Anonymous No.12147658]

there's nothing to stop. it's all just temporary. hipsters are fickle and obsessions last as long as their attention spans. then they move on to the next trend and abandon last year's big deal

[Anonymous No.12147668]

>>12147650
Very true. But there are no hipsters there.

[Anonymous No.12147670]

>>12147599
looks disgusting

[Anonymous No.12147680]

>>12147599
Worst of all, the cereal is stale as hell by the time you get it. Fuck voodoo

[Anonymous No.12147732]

Remember when bringing your old ass Gameboy around was "in"? Remember when cutting yourself was "in"? Remember when Beanie Babies were "in"? Remember when challenge videos were "in"? Remember when literally any fad ever? People will wisen up to these meme foods, and they'll move on eventually. Let it buzz for now, and let tards be tards.

[Anonymous No.12147785]

>>12147732
Chill. Its just fun to mock them

[Anonymous No.12147954]

>>12147597
You do you.

[Anonymous No.12147960]

>>12147622
That seems more "stay at home mom who spends too much time on pinterest"

[Anonymous No.12148009]

>>12147599
it looks like food a three year old would make

[Anonymous No.12148016]

>>12147597
he says posting a place i'm pretty sure closed down.

[Anonymous No.12148194]

>>12147597
>asking this question on a food hipster board

[Anonymous No.12148212]

>>12147597
>OMG when will these multicultis stop pushing the newfangled bagels, they seem to be like donuts minus the sugar, and they expect me to pay upwards of sixty six cents for one?!?
Mmmmmkay

>>12148016
Flyovers live in an alternate dimension where reality filters down to them through a time warp. Hence why you'll hear them raving about some "fad" that happened during the Pleistocene era, wondering when it will finally end. If you ever see someone express an opinion so far out of touch it cannot possibly be real, just marvel at the complex shapes of flyover space-time and ask yourself how might scientists some day harvest this apparent paradox in order to create technological wonders the likes of which humanity has never known.

Pic related, it's a hipster, according to flyover physics.

[Anonymous No.12148214]

>>12148212
You coasties are fucked in the head.

[Anonymous No.12148221]

>>12148214
...says a person getting angry about a long defunct store selling breakfast cereal in another country

[Anonymous No.12148222]

>>12148221
That wasn't me, I don't give a shit what goes on in California, but your obsession with flyover states is neurotic.

[Anonymous No.12148227]

>>12148222
Thats a british failed restaurant. The figuratively got chased out of london.

[Anonymous No.12148229]

>>12147599
Voodoo is unironically a front for a trafficking ring

[Anonymous No.12148231]

>>12148222
Case in point, the flyover is so obsessed with California he thinks London is a city in California

[Anonymous No.12148237]

>>12148231
>I don't give a shit what goes on in California
Apparently means, I care what goes on in California in the coasties mind. Like I said, you guys are neurotic.

[Anonymous No.12148238]

>>12148231
no, he's right, you have some form of mental illness. you trying to save face by mocking him for not knowing where hipster restaurant #2359 is pathetic

[Anonymous No.12148242]

>>12148016

It hasn't, I sell bags to them

[Anonymous No.12148245]

>>12148237
The only person raving about California is you, cleetus. If you're going to start a thread raving about the mean coasties oppressing you, at least stick to your story. Even if it means California = London = New York = Weeaboos = Jews = Men wearing skirts

>oh but I don't care anymore, it is you who are obsessed
Mmmmmmkay

[Anonymous No.12148246]

>>12148237
>>12148238
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DING DING DING we have a samefag!

[Anonymous No.12148252]

>>12148245
>>12148246
You can't help yourselves. Living on the coast must really suck to be this butt blasted all the time.

[Anonymous No.12148253]

>>12148252
>London
>coast

[Anonymous No.12148257]

>>12148253
wait, so you were from england but you were using american terms like "flyover"? how pathetic lol. you're like the american saying "bloody hell"

[Anonymous No.12148259]

>>12148253
How fucking retarded are you? I have never once mentioned London. Jesus christ don't @ me.

[Anonymous No.12148268]

>>12147607
Meds don't eat avocados, bread, and eggs

[Anonymous No.12148377]

>>12147607
That hummus one looks like it's a toy, like it's made of plastic.

[Anonymous No.12148390]

>>12148212
cringe

[Anonymous No.12148557]

>>12148257
>only English people have maps
Oh wow

[Anonymous No.12148560]

>>12148259
The whole thread is about a defunct store in London. Do try to keep up honey

[Anonymous No.12148583]

>>12148560
Tits or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.12148590]

>>12147597
the internet ruined everything

[Anonymous No.12148610]

>>12147597
Then don't eat at places like that? Lol, idiot

[Anonymous No.12148783]

>>12147597
just dont live in the city.
shit naturally occurs in the city.
live in the country like a normal person and you're good.

[Anonymous No.12148788]

Gas urbanites

[Anonymous No.12148843]

>>12148788
Why are flyovers so obsessed with murdering everyone?

[Anonymous No.12148908]

>>12148843
because you urbanites cause 90% of all the problems that the world has to deal with
>pollution from your dense cities
>shit on the streets because you are full of retarded migrants
>rape and gang violence because of diversity

urbanites are the root of the downfall.

[Anonymous No.12148917]

>>12148908
But that’s literally the opposite of reality, cities are far safer, more prosperous, and environmentally friendly than your miserable toxic poor flyover no-go zones

[Anonymous No.12148920]

>>12148908
>urbanites are the root of the downfall.
Yet here you are shitposting about it online, which is rather ironic, I think.

[Anonymous No.12148948]

>>12148843
A lot of flyover country has germanic genes. Hence their insatiable bloodlust.

[Anonymous No.12148963]

KILL WHITEY AND ALL WHITE PEOPLE DERIVATIVES!

[Anonymous No.12148975]

>>12148908
as someone from a flyover, >>12148917
is right.

[Anonymous No.12148979]

>>12148908
>pollution from your dense cities
Dense development contains pollution and land use. Sprinkling people all over the place and then having to find them something to do is way more harmful per capita. Obviously land outside of cities has to be used to support the urban populations, but that's still streamlined when everything goes to one central sink.

>shit on the streets because you are full of retarded migrants
I live in one of the most liberal cities in America and have yet to see shit on the streets that wasn't left by a dog (not that I see that all the time either). The homeless here are mentally ill men, likely a lot of veterans. The immigrants live in poor neighborhoods but they do have toilets.

>rape and gang violence because of diversity
Not here anyway. There are loads of southern small towns and rural areas far more dangerous than my city.

[Anonymous No.12149047]

>>12147597
This is just sad. It's not even hip, just sad.

> Two former students and breakfast fanatics have taken their love of cereal to a whole new level after becoming the first ever to open a cereal bar in Leeds. The quirky Moo’d Cereal House...

[Anonymous No.12149065]

>>12149047
If you look at tue prices at these places its insane. Like 3+ dollars for a bowl of cereal.

[Anonymous No.12149067]

>>12149047
I live in Leeds that shit closed time ages ago

Fucking Americans leave my yorkshire alone!

[Anonymous No.12149085]

>>12147641

>Every commercial store in the world will be up-priced fancy takes on simple comfort food.

That's already what 90% of expensive restuarants are.

[Anonymous No.12149102]

>>12149047
>>12149067
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.12149184]

>>12147597
>>12147597
>>12147597
Keep making /pol/ post and obvious bait threads on /ck/ and that should stop most of them on here and some probably some others too

[Anonymous No.12149325]

>>12147597
I don't get the cereal gimmick. I get the nostalgia, but it's so fucking overpriced.

[Anonymous No.12150236]

>>12148212
muh cereal bar and mustaches

[Anonymous No.12150335]

>>12148227
They are still operating in camden actually.

[Anonymous No.12150966]

>>12148377
It is a plastic display item, you inbred.

[Anonymous No.12151003]

>>12147622
That'd be a fucking tea

[Anonymous No.12151022]

>>12147641

[Anonymous No.12151029]

>>12149184
Based tiny dick cuckboy

[Anonymous No.12151048]

>>12148268
>meds don't eat bread
lol yeah definitely...

[Anonymous No.12151137]

>>12147642
Bayonetta 3 looks great

[Anonymous No.12151150]

>>12148920
You don't even know what irony is, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12151274]

>>12148229
Where do you people get this shit

Only reason I believed it for a second is that Portland is notorious for having a number of brothels hiding in plain sight as "lingerie modeling agencies"

[Anonymous No.12151293]

>>12147622
We had this in the lobby at my outpatient therapy and it was honestly a high point to my day to see what they put in it.

[Anonymous No.12151344]

>>12151003
Actually, if your being technical the only time you can call something "tea" if it is made from camellia sinensis.

>>12147622
Infused water is good though. Buying it might be overpriced, but it's good.

Except this>>12147617
That is the opposite.

[Anonymous No.12151345]

>>12147622
>fruit-infused
isn't that just ... tea?

[Anonymous No.12151351]

>>12147641
I'll save some deenz cans and in 20 years sell them to cu/ck/s

[Anonymous No.12151358]

>>12149067
>I live in Leeds
is barburrito still open and as good as I remember it?
and are jamaicans still stabbing one another?

[Anonymous No.12151375]

>>12147622
Honestly I can understand this for people trying to ween off soda. Why you would buy it premade is a mystery to me though.

[Anonymous No.12151397]

>>12147622
can someone explain to me how it's possible for fruit-infused water to have 0 calories?

[Anonymous No.12151438]

>>12147597
>stop
You can't stop it. You can only help it succeed.

[Anonymous No.12151464]

>>12147642
I wanna put my cock in that glock

[Anonymous No.12151528]

>>12151274
>Where do you people get this shit
You would be disturbed by the things right in front of your face that you have willfully turned a blind eye to.

[Anonymous No.12151542]

>>12151528
That's rich coming from one of your ilk.

[Anonymous No.12151545]

>>12148268

[Anonymous No.12151554]

>>12151542
huh?

[Anonymous No.12151674]

>>12148917
ahahahaha holy shit this is cope
dont you have rats to chase out of your kitchen?

[Anonymous No.12151727]

>>12148212
Kaleb and his gf Floe from Des Moines don't count as New Yorkers just because they've been living in Greenpoint for three years. People from the coast eat hot dogs and tacos, not artisinal cro-nuts and IPA frosted cupcakes.

[Anonymous No.12152056]

>>12151397
American standards(idk about bongs and others sorry) say that <.5 kcal is 0 calories on the label

[Anonymous No.12152088]

>>12149102
how does the cereal killer cafe have four locations?
do women just suck ass at business?

[Anonymous No.12152185]

>>12147650
What are you, chicken?

[Anonymous No.12152195]

>>12147597
Don't buy their products. They'll go broke or get bored after a while and move on to something else for you to hate.

[Anonymous No.12152218]

Why are you mad people have ideas and other people like them? There’s nothing to stop, it’s people supporting people. Come up with your own idea if you want to stop “it”

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[Anonymous No.12152421]

>>12147599
>family coming to visit me in Denver
>pleb sister-in-law is a recent Culinary Institute graduate
>she won't shut the fuck up about Voodoo Donuts
>like, I swear to god it goes on for two fucking days
>makes entire family go
>case filled with all kinds of gay-ass, overpriced donuts
>I get the basic glazed donut
>it's dry and overly sweey
>I've literally had better donuts from the King Soopers deli section

[Anonymous No.12152461]

>>12147607
I wish avocado toast was that cheap.
t. New Yorker

[Anonymous No.12152856]

>>12152461
>actually thinking avocado toast is a thing
Hopefully you just like the taste and aren't actually a flyover desu

[Anonymous No.12153250]

>>12147622
That's fucking lemonade you can get at any restaurant here. If you ask for lemonade, that's what they think you want. Just soda and lotsa fruit.

[Anonymous No.12153521]

>>12152856
so many hipster places in my shitty town (austin tx) sell avocado toast how is it not "a thing"? califags brought it here along with their shitty socialism.

also how about you fucking kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.12153526]

>>12153521
>avocados were never in a territory that formerly belonged to Mexico until a white person from the Bay Area moved into your neighborhood in 2017
peak flyover logic

[Anonymous No.12153544]

>>12153526
you don't know what that phrase means and you don't have reading comprehension go eat a bullet fag

[Anonymous No.12153555]

>>12147641
>in 50 years

[Anonymous No.12153560]

>>12153544
Why are flyovers so obsessed with violence?

[Anonymous No.12153577]

>>12147628
donut-shaped cupcakes garnished with breakfast cereal

[Anonymous No.12154956]

>>12151022
>>12152290
>PEAK SOI
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.12154973]

>>12153560
>muh rugged frontier
>muh country justice
Flyovers live on subsidies from the coasts and are obsessed with pretending that they don't. This is why they drag their feet for decades before finally adopting new culinary ideas which, naturally, originated in the economically productive parts of the country.