/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12142880]

It took this moron over ten years to learn how to make white rice

[Anonymous No.12142889]

>$300 gaijin

[Anonymous No.12142898]

>>12142880

Im compelled to try it. Fuck the fish, i just want to try a bite of his rice. Just one bite to see if the end justifies the means in being the literal rice nigger of a restaurant for years on end.

Im totally open to the idea of something so simple being prepared with such expertise that it becomes trancendentally delicious but maaaan.. how fucking good can rice get???

[Anonymous No.12142903]

>>12142880
He’s learned to cook rice in less time than it’s taken you to come up with new trollbait.

[Anonymous No.12142915]

>>12142898
He says he only gets his rice from one guy who runs a small farm. Jasmine rice is objectively superior to plain white rice. Maybe his rice really is tastier and more nutritious than the stuff us plebs eat. Either way he's still an old faggot.

[Anonymous No.12142918]

>>12142903

[Anonymous No.12142919]

>>12142915
>making sushi with jasmine rise
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.12142923]

>>12142919
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.12142928]

Actually ate at Jiro’s a few weeks back. Honestly it was nothing special. It’s a product of its own success if anything.

There were also some pretentious assholes there too that were trying to kiss Jiro’s ass and he wasn’t having any of it.

Pretty awkward to have him stare at me eating every mouthful. All in all it wasn’t worth it.

[Anonymous No.12142958]

>>12142915

It feels weird in my my mouth thinking about eating sushi with jasmine rice.. Id like to try it. I think the appeal for short grain white rice comes from its relative uniformity and “forgettableness”. Jasmine rice has more character thus becoming a less suitable accompaniment for raw fish.

Ill admit that i havent eaten a fuckton of sushi/omikase, but only because the food isnt compelling to me. Like, yeah, this beautiful hamachi brushed with top tier olive oil and sprinkled with juuust enough crunchy salt, placed on top a rice delivery system and dunked in soy sauce is FANTASTIC, but i get it. I know exactly what to expect out of every single bite; same textures, same flavors, fuckin boooooring

[Anonymous No.12143014]

>>12142880
sumeshi (sushi rice) isnt just plain white rice, my dude

[Anonymous No.12143043]

>>12142915
>japan
>jasmine rice
Americans everyone

[Anonymous No.12143046]

>>12142928
>larping this unconvincingly

[Anonymous No.12143075]

I love that video of him eating strawberries. He looks so happy. ≡^ω^≡

[Anonymous No.12143086]

>>12142889
+ tip

[Anonymous No.12143090]

>>12142880
more like jiro dreams of pussi

[Anonymous No.12143102]

>>12143043
Huh?

[Anonymous No.12143104]

>>12142915
>Jasmine rice
fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.12143106]

>>12142903
he can cook minute rice in 59 seconds

[Anonymous No.12143251]

>>12143102
They don’t eat Jasmine rice in Japan. They eat Japonica rice.

[Anonymous No.12143277]

>>12143090
I bet Jiro gets milf japanese pussy after work

[Anonymous No.12143441]

>>12143277
jiro probably doesnt even talk to his wife at home and pays for foreign prostitutes at the red light district

[Anonymous No.12143483]

<It took this moron over ten years to learn how to make white rice

you wouldn't know the difference between his sushi and ones from a Chinese buffet plebe. stick to fast food

[Anonymous No.12143627]

>>12142880
Yeah, spending ten years learning how to do something that will end up providing you with a net worth of $10 million is really dumb, he should've just spent no time on rice and became $15 / hour ragie wagie like yourself.

[Anonymous No.12143658]

>>12142928
Did he kick you out after a certain amount of time? According to some reviews he rushes you out the door.

[Anonymous No.12143672]

>>12143441
>>12143277
>>12143090
>implying Jiro isn't a virgin and didn't get some secret descendant of ancient japanese emperors to impregnate his wife

[Anonymous No.12143684]

>>12143483
If the differences arent immediately apparent, then what the hell does it even matter

[Anonymous No.12143693]

>>12143658
Thats an Asian thing in general, even at buffets

[Anonymous No.12143697]

>>12143693
Really? How fucking rude.

[Anonymous No.12143702]

>>12143693
It's understandable at buffets since they need fast turnover due to low margins but not at a $300 meal place. I mean you can't even really enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.12143738]

>>12143483
>stick to fast food

>implying sushi isn't fast food

[Anonymous No.12143764]

>>12142898
spbp

>>12143090
BASED AS ALL FUCK

[Anonymous No.12143774]

>>12143483
Correct, the only difference is one is made by a Mexican.

[Anonymous No.12143779]

>>12143684
>If the differences arent immediately apparent
The differences ARE apparent.
You just think they aren't because of your ignornance on the subject.

[Anonymous No.12143848]

>>12143779
Based and weebpilled!

[Anonymous No.12143865]

>>12143774
I tried poblano rice casserole once. Rice itself was some sort of long grain thing, nothing special really, but the sauce coating everything was amazing.

[Anonymous No.12143960]

>>12142915
You may be a retarded faggot for saying jasmine rice, but I actually really love Japanese rice and it's gotten to the point where it's the only rice I buy for use as a side dish.

[Anonymous No.12144114]

>>12143043
What's it like having over 300 million people live rent free in your head