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>Can't go by a single day without my cup of joe.
>I just LOVE coffee! Don't you anon?
>Hush. Coffee first, then talk.
>You don't drink coffee anon? What's wrong with you? How can you live without coffee?

Who do you know that does this? Share them stories, anons.

>> No.12141561

>>12141552
Nobody because I don't associate with basic thots.

>> No.12141562

>>12141552
>i drink tea
imagine not drinking coffee
Bonus points if you drink it black

>> No.12141566

>>12141562
>i drink tea
Where did I say that in my post?

>> No.12141618

>>12141566
shut up homo

>> No.12141624

>>12141618
You first.

>> No.12141632

>>12141552
this guy doesn’t even know about that first sip of coffee early in the morning

>> No.12141635

>>12141552
Yknow, I realized I haven't heard anything like this in about 10 years. This must be an early 20's phenomenon. You and your friends will grow out of it, trust me, it's a phase.

>> No.12141650

I realized I had an addiction when I would go to sleep early to wake up early and have a cup of coffee.

>> No.12141662

>a girl I work with was on facebook and giggling to herself.
>outloud she says, "Oh my God! That is so me!"
>she shows me the most obvious Dont talk until I've had my coffee meme
>"Isnt that hilarious!?"
Good thing she's cute or else I would avoid her like the plague.

>> No.12141666

>>12141650
>going to sleep early
>waking up early
How awful. The price of addiction.

>> No.12141680

>>12141552
>>You don't drink coffee anon? What's wrong with you? How can you live without coffee?
Most people don't drink coffee.

>> No.12141691

>>12141680
>most people
It's damn close to half the world drinking coffee on a daily basis. Coffee is a massive market. 12 countries have coffee as their #1 export. 150 million Americans drink it every day.

>> No.12141853

why is coffee called Joe?

>> No.12141963

>>12141662
Don't let that stop you. Treat her as her personality dictates. If she's poison, you avoid her even if she is cute.

>> No.12141988

>>12141552
My mom but I refuse to talk to her more than once a month now. Also every other Stacy at Uni but I don’t have to associate with them anymore

>> No.12142005

>>12141635
>I haven't heard anything like this in about 10 years
>must be an early 20's phenomenon
>phase
Read >>12141691

>> No.12142027

>>12141680
>Most people don't drink coffee.
Are you American? If you are then most adults 18 and older actually do drink coffee. About 60% of the adult population.

>> No.12142055

>can't go a single day without a frognigger whinging about some shit on social media
kick the fucking chair out

>> No.12142066

>>12142005
Both of those posts are me, dipshit.
Yes, bragging about your coffee consumption is a young man's folly, like bragging about how much alcohol you drink. "Oh I just can't DANCE unless I have 12 shots in me!" is functionally equivalent to and just as immature as "Don't talk to me before my morning joe!"

>> No.12142068
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12142068

>be me
>work at a dog shelter
>all middle aged women except me
>basically this every morning
>don't care because I also like coffee and I've been drinking their frappucinos and shit and no one's complained yet

>> No.12142080

>>12141853
The modern style of coffee bean is called Coffee Josephine. In older times you'd specify the type you wanted. That was before the coffee rust wiped out the other types.

>> No.12142083

why do joblets get so triggered by me drinking coffee while being productive?

>> No.12142101

>>12142080
>coffee rust
What?
>came from Africa
Ooooooof course it did.

>> No.12142113

>>12142027
That sounds like a statistic that disproportionately includes the extremely poor ie. not real people.

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12142139

>>12142113
>That sounds like a statistic that disproportionately includes the extremely poor ie. not real people.
How did you get that idea when it's the exact opposite in reality?

>> No.12142162

>>12142139
I know very few poor people and very few people who drink coffee.

>> No.12142170

>>12142162
Apparently you also know very few wealthy people.

>> No.12142187

>>12141552
A mug of strong mud at 1130 am is a great little booster during the work day. Have it around the same time on days off just as a ristretto from a good roastery.

The people who speak like your example OP are the swine who will drink their instant coffee or think something from Costa, Starbucks, or the local casual restaurant classifies as good coffee. If a place cannot tell you the altitude the beans were grown, and the method of their wash (if any) I would recommend doing as I do and just pull a 360 turn and walk away. Chances are they are using something they've burnt, or just had sitting around for a year after it was roasted and ground.

>> No.12142196

>>12142170
Probably no $150K+. But $100K+ is still pretty wealthy, and I know a lot and only one of them drinks coffee regularly,

>> No.12142206

>>12141561
>basic thots
There is nothing more repulsive than a wigger.