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[Eat this now No.12138477]

Eat this fucking cheese, people. It is the best tasting thing on Earth. It is ambrosia. They only sell it in the spring because they don't want you to grow too powerful from it. You will cum when you eat this cheese. I am not joking. I eat it and I cum. Really hard. It's that good. The scaly grey fuck on the label owns an 80% stake in my immortal soul and goddammit I will happily sell the rest for more of this fucking cheese. It is perfect. It is the most delicious thing on planet Earth. You will not regret it. Eat this cheese.

[Anonymous No.12138479]

I’m vegan

[Anonymous No.12138480]

>>12138477
Is it kosher? I can't eat things that aren't kosher

[Anonymous No.12138485]

Is it halal?

[Anonymous No.12138487]

>>12138479
It doesn't matter. Eat this cheese.
>>12138480
I don't know. It doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.12138491]

>>12138487
It matters, I can't eat it if it's not kosher and the packaging isn't very clear. Do you have a better picture?

[Anonymous No.12138496]

>>12138477
What does the product look like?

[Anonymous No.12138502]

>>12138477
Why does it have a picture of Newt Gingrich on it?

[Anonymous No.12138517]

>>12138485
It might be. I don't know. It's just cheese and vegetables. Likely from cows.
>>12138491
I don't have any with me because I've eaten it all. The store is sold out because they only stock four at a time and I don't know when they restock. I can't stop. It looks like in this image except without the egg.
>>12138496
It looks like normal white cottage cheese with flecks of vegetable in it. Different colors. Loaded with flavor. Very creamy and thick and wholesome. Big curds.
>>12138502
I'm not sure. I don't know if he is a real person or not. His gaze makes me want to buy more cheese though.

[Anonymous No.12138522]

>>12138517
If it's not kosher, I can't have any.

[Anonymous No.12138525]

>>12138477
I'd rather not.

[Anonymous No.12138529]

>>12138479

[Anonymous No.12138530]

>>12138477
Make me cum gray man

[Anonymous No.12138535]

>>12138477
>>12138502
Op cums at the very sight of Newt Gingrich. I always knew you were a fag

[Anonymous No.12138536]

>>12138522
>>12138525
You are missing out.
>>12138530
Eat the cheese and you will cum.

Here is the website for the cheese:
http://www.aedairy.com/products/mr-es-garden-vegetable-cottage-cheese/

[Anonymous No.12138537]

>>12138529
>going to the effort to reply
you evidently care a bit tbqphwyf

[Anonymous No.12138542]

>>12138537
Eh, that's more because I like spiderman memes. But nice b8, 8/8, ect.

[Anonymous No.12138545]

There used to be other cheese under this brand but not anymore. It isn't as good so they took it off the shelves. More room for this cheese.
.>>12138535
It isn't Newt Gingrich. It's Mr. E. He makes the cheese.

[Anonymous No.12138550]

>>12138536
>not gluten free
Hard pass

[Anonymous No.12138608]

>>12138550
You're missing out.

[Anonymous No.12138626]

>>12138545
Lol at that beret

[Anonymous No.12138633]

>>12138608
Mr. E has eyes that follow you around the room.

[Anonymous No.12138684]

>>12138477
>>12138487
>>12138517
>>12138536
>>12138545
>>12138608

Why is this so amusing..

OP, im sold. Where do they sell this shit??

[Anonymous No.12138761]

>>12138684
Any place that sells A&E dairy products should have it in stock. Right now. They don't make very much so it is rare. Maybe already gone from your store. Elusive cheese. Disappears from store shelves mid-summer without warning. Comes back in spring. Be quick.

[Anonymous No.12138845]

>>12138761

Is this some sort of viral marketing campaign because it is working.. never heard of a&e dairy.

Where are you locally?

[Anonymous No.12138900]

>>12138845
Midwest US. A&E is common here. Look them up. I wish they paid me so I could buy more of the cheese. Everything else of theirs is mediocre. Not this. This makes me cum.

Fun cheese fact about the cheese. 72 grams of protein in an entire 660 kcal container. Good for muscles, good for you. I just like the taste.

[Anonymous No.12138954]

>>12138477
Cottage cheese is the worst food on this earth, even worse than shit. I hope you eat this garbage and die.

[Anonymous No.12138960]

>>12138954
We will both die eventually. I'll eat this cheese and cum though, so I'll die happy.

[Anonymous No.12138963]

>>12138954
Mossad agent found

[Anonymous No.12138965]

>>12138954
we don't want your kind here anyway.

[Anonymous No.12138974]

>>12138545
You're Mr. E, aren't you? Don't lie.

[Anonymous No.12139050]

>>12138974
I wish I was, because he probably gets to have as much of his cheese as he wants for free. I'm just a dude.

[Anonymous No.12139062]

>ITT OP raves about white stuff and cumming when eating it
Gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.12139072]

>>12139062
If I had to suck dick for this cheese, I would.

[Anonymous No.12139074]

>>12139062
that's the point.

[Anonymous No.12140587]

>>12139050

Sure, *wink**wink*

I believe you, mr. E, er, anon i mean