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Only New Edition.
>>12137628>Only new edition Don't tell me what I can and can't do faggot. Enjoy the wiens memes
>>12137658>>12137660>>12137662Only New > From MEOriginal post didn't take, so changed name?Food & Wine Thread...
>>12137686>vegans hate meat so much they make a dish called vegan meatloaf.I don't know who's more mentally ill, trannies or vegans.
>>12137628>imagine frying one skrimpz in $50 of olive oilwhy are millennials so fucking dumb?
>>12137706>burnt potatoes, soggy baconno thanks
>>12137628looks like im early
>>12139515Sleep tight crabbers
>>12137732>extra virgin olive oilStopped right there. You are not supposed to be cooking with this. It is for salad dressing.
>>12137727Neologisms tend to repurpose old concepts to evoke their meaning efficiently. If something tastes like meat but contains no meat, calling it vegan meat assists in evoking the meaning without explanation. Over time, perhaps a century or two, as the product becomes more common and well known, it will likely be truncated to a similar term with fewer syllables.
>>12139693>You are not supposed to be cooking with thisDo americans really believe this?
>>12137686this is a goddamn nightmare
>>12139693You know nothing.
>>12139724Yeah, they've been brainwashed since the smoke point of evoo is 370F you could deep fry with it w/o issue. Batali always did. Never forget, amerilards are suckers for bullshit which is why we have our current disaster.
>>12137631wuh, wuh, why?
>>12139288Isn't this the place they turfed out a bunch of homeless people to make?
Is this a youtube channel or something? Please share the link, these are actually good recipes and not just the same memes
>>12139824baste and eggpilled
>>12140382Fantastic webm. Charlie Chaplin could not have done better.
>>12139288Imagine farting in there
>>12137727I still find it funny how many vegans cook with Worchestershire sauce to replace the taste of meat even thought Worchestershire sauce is made with anchovies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WSiQAVzT1c
>>12137904>egg cooked to shit>salting and peppering before cookingThis whole thing just looked gross af.
does anyone have the webm of that guy who makes a italian-style sandwich I think, and puts mashed fried potatos inside the sandwich as well?
>>12140723theres vegan versions of it, it even said so in the webm
are a lot of these supposed to be bad? some look good
>>12137686worcestershire sauce has anchovy in it though
>>12139171I'm hypnotized. It just...keeps going...
CAPTCHA... I'm out
>>12139824That's not basting
>>12137660>>12137662What race is he??????????
Can't even watch a recipe without being reminded how jewed the US is.
I'm sick of all the healthy shit here
>make new webm>nobody notices
>>12137706What's the point of wrapping it up if it just falls apart as soon as you plate it? Seem like too much effort for burnt potatoes.
>>12141231she's going to look cute once her teeth are fixed, no need to judge
>>12137904Eggs, limes, cilantro and soy sauce. That flavor combination sounds absolutely disgusting.
>>12139702How do they get out without breaking the chips?
>>12139209I love hamsteak but this looks gross
>>12137660I spent 3 months in rural thailand.The bowl on the left is from one of the most common food carts you'll see. Every market had one. The Thai call it "chinese noodles"It's undoubtedly delicious but certainly not life changing like he makes it seem, it's very bland compared to a lot of food they serve there, more of a children's food.
>>12137631Is this schindler's chip?
>>12139693I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my food cooking in extra virgin olive oil. Smells damn good, too. Gonna taste amazing.
>>12141308but it stayed together fine until he cut it
>>12137904>canola oilenjoy your cancer
>>12137628I hate these gayass videos. Just show me what to do with the shrimp, I don't need your dumbass slow-mo shots of beaten eggs and panko crumbs. Also nice wet hand/dry hand idiot faggot retard.
>>12139702Kids love it Such bad parenting Oh jesus help us
>>12141319I'm too old for a chance to kiss a girl with braces and I've never done it. It's my biggest regret in life.
>>12137686>adding brown sugar to ketchup, which is already 90% sugar
>>12142236Kay is a treasure that must be protected.
>>12142095Go to that file right now and rename it "non newtonian nuggets" so you dont embarrass yourself next time
>>12142251Have you ever had a kiss on the mouth with tongue action? I haven't. So fuck off, you privileged piece of shit.
>>12142263He's right though, it's not glue, it's a non-Newtonian fluid, which itself is a ridiculous name because it's acting exactly as Newton would have predicted. Isn't life fucking gay?
>>12137727vegans don't hate meat on some sort of arbitrary conceptual level, retard, they hate the mistreatment of animalsyou remove that from the equation and you're left with fuckin no problem
>>12142275Except that's not how humans work. You remove the struggle, they'll find a new struggle. Oh, gays can get married now? Time to pivot to trans rights, so we still have a cause to fight for. I guarantee, you give a limp-wristed soyboy faggot vegan a burger made of lab-grown cruelty-free meat and he will suddenly develop a hatred for lab-grown meat for some reason.
>>12137628Whatvwebms do you guys consider good? I wanna learn how to cookBut from the looks of it you guys hate everyhing posted here
>>12142289Slippery slope fallacy. Sorry. Please try again.
>>12142304"Slippery slope doesn't exist." he said confidently, slurping on his Soylent and watching Desmond the Child Drag Queen on YouTube™.
>>12142077>>12142077I think I threw up a little.
>>12142095why have you been spamming the same unfunny jack webms in these threads for what must be months at this point
>>12142311"child drag queens are somehow different from all other forms of child pageantry" he told himself unconvincingly. "It's different. It's not the same."
>>12142311sorry what is it exactly you feel soylent or youtube are slobing down from exactly? television and oatmeal?
>>12142319Gosh, it's almost like we had those hideous child pageants first, and then child drag queens...and people spoke out against them, but they were drowned out...and now it's getting worse, hmmm...almost like we're, I dunno, descending down some viscous surface towards degeneracy...I wish there were an alliterative term for this, but I guess we're just SHIT OUT OF LUCK HUH
>>12142297>Whatvwebms do you guys consider good? I wanna learn how to cook
>>12142327the whole point of contention is that they're the samethese things don't exist on some sort of slopethere is no progression or amelioration or worsening
>>12142328come on man
>>12142331Wow what's it like to be as enlightened as you, where good and evil have no meaning, and only you are the perfect being while everyone else squabbles in the mud? Do you feel totally awesome being the one perfect centrist human? Must be a big responsibility.
>>12142383i dunno man what's it like being too stupid to think critically about any single goddamn thing in your life? describe the slope for me here. just really spell it out.
>>12142383specifically what has gotten worse and howlet's try and map this out. What is it worse than? when was it """better"""surely for there to have been a slope there needs to have been a higher point? Indicate to me when that was.
>>12142409>>12142418Fucking faggot lovers go kill yourselves degenerate shits
>>12142409>>12142418You don't see the connection between gay rights and a 9-year-old drag queen on Youtube? You're either being intentionally dense or you're actually retarded.>>12142425This isn't me btw but he makes a solid point.
>>12141324fuck life itself
>>12142304Slippery slope fallacy is in of itself a fallacy.
>>12141324This may be the most pretentious gif I've ever seen. Take your pasta pizza and kill yourself.
>>12142433why bother quoting when you won't answer the question? direct me to a point in time where things were "better"you're saying there was a slippery slope right? define it. What did we slip from. When were things better, when didn't this exist. I'm saying there is no slope, and you're saying there is a slope but for some reason you can't quite seem to draw it out
>>12142448You seem to be avoiding something. You're not directly saying something. Can you help me out and directly answer one question for me?Do you think it's good for a 9-year-old drag queen to be pole dancing at a gay club and then upload the video to the media?Easy question.
>>12142450>>12142433>>12142425>>12142451I can literally see the realisation dawning on you and it's kind of beautiful
>>12139234That looks nice actually.
>>12141277You want a cookie, faggot?
>>12139842It's got fuck all to do with smoke points retard. The health benefits of extra virgin oil are lost after it goes above 70c. That's why extra virgin is always cold pressed, whereas any other press after is a hot press.You can cook with extra virgin but it is an expensive and pointless exercise with no benefit.
>>12142304Not a slippery slope when it's known human behavior. People have, and always will be creating struggles, even if they're ridiculous. Just look at football hooligans. They serve literally no purpose, yet there they are "fighting for a cause". There's nothing that creates friendship and togetherness (thus a feeling of safety) than having a common goal, even if it's fictional. Look at religions. And when they reach their goals, whatever it is, a large percentage will do anything to keep their group together (their true goal) and their high-of-victory going, which is nearly always by taking things up a notch. Only the few that really cared about the issue will shake hands, split up and go back to their old business once it's done. Only to be shunned and be considered deserters by the ones that want to continue in an effort to guilt-trip them into staying, and cause fear into those who are considering about stopping too.You don't need to be a historian to see the pattern.
>>12142456So you do think 9-year-old drag queens are good, and we're a better society for having them.
>>12142607the point of extra virgin oil isnt the health benefits its the taste
>>12142327>and people spoke out against them, but they were drowned outim pretty sure most people are against that my dude
>>12142644Then why is it happening and getting worse my dude
>>12142457who the fuck holds a burger like that?
>>12142647is it getting worse? I feel like pageants in general were a huge thing 30-40 years ago but now they have fallen out of favor
>>12140714How much fat does one need>>12140251>people heating their ovens just to roast a cauliflower>>12140724Wtf was the use of that plastic bag
>>12142650Anon above said child pageants weren't responsible for the child drag queens we have today.
>>12142647Who could be behind this toast?
>>12142245too bad her channels dead.
>>12140109that one guy got burnt real bad
>>12139824I really want to read this as >based eggs
>>12143220That one took me a hot minute. Good one.
>>12140109do Americans really clap at restaurants
>>12141324just nuke new york
>>12139515Snippity snab this kills the crab
>>12137682Don't worry. I will only post new webms too. Hate the captchas though. It has gotten so fucking annoying.
>>12139824While the filename is ass-fucking-backwards that's not a bad way of sealing a fried egg.
>>12140536I laughed and laughed. But we've all been there.
>>12140724>no watermelonWhy bother?
>>12141070I didn't think it was possible to look that flamboyantly homosexual while wielding a 12-inch blade.
>>12142226>I'm too old for a chance to kiss a girl with bracesYou're never too old to try new things, anon. Just go for it.
Might be a dumb question, but how can I rip someones facebook live video? It's got some pathetic yet mesmerizing cooking content
>>12143600This is the point where it goes past human comprehension
The biggest meme on this board is how you fags always have something to bitch about in every webm that gets posted.
>>12144269because this isnt reddit and people will call out something thats clearly mediocre. If your recipe has slomo shots then its a faggot recipe wasting your time.
>>12139171Is that hominy?
>>12141623Naturally the solution is to never eat it.
>>12142226My boyfriend got braces in his early 20s. He lets me lick them, too. You're not really missing anything, I don't know what you're expecting but it's exactly how you think it'll be like. If he's a good kisser you won't feel them, and if you run your tongue over them, they're.. metal wires that sit on top of teeth, at a bodily temperature with no sharp edges.
>>12139171Nooooo pleeease whyyy? why do you keep adding more?
>>12139515Snib in pieces, Snab
>>12141219Chorizo is so gross is like fat sludge and no flavor. Not worth the calories.
>>12140797thank you based anon
>>12144542He snabbles no more.
>>12139234That's defiantly not enough salt
>>12139288That's the shield from Halo 3
>>12144269Isn't that the point of webm threads?
>>12141231She's oddly really attractive
>>12142457He's didn't even take a bite...
>>12142304It's not a fallacy, it's a strategy also known as boiling the frog
>>12142289>>12142304>>12145094actually hes right, all the christfags are against genetic engineering an theyre also against lab grown stuff
>>12139171I hate how delicately they open the ba gs and place the chips, as if it makes anydifference with that shit food. There's no skill involved at all and they act like it is a fucking artform.
>>12143559>remakes someone elses webm in worse quality and with black bars, instead of just copying it.are you chinese?
>>12141324>food you need to try before dying>regular pizza but biggerBuzzfeed needs to be dead
Who was in the wrong here?
>>12139171would it be acceptable to throw this onto the floor if served at a restaurant?
nuke or colonize those fucking indians
>>12137628*gifs in your path*Same amount of sound,stupid.
>>12139515Jesus christ that was like a mortal kombat fatality. Anyone got that webm of the automated machine that does this but like 2,000 crabs an hour?
>>12146244customer chimping over the counter over a burrito she didn't even pay for lmao
>>12143378You think burgers and clapping are just made up memes?The best memes are based on reality. People will clap at the end of films.
>>12146053>>12142437>>12142447>>12142664>>12143390ready for round 2?
>>12137670Just wen you thought a jabroni couldn't hit rock bottom....
>>12146384All of those look terrible except the fried pickles and cubans
>>12141231i honestly feels like killing all the retards who would go tto a meme restaurant & feel proud of it
>>12146418Okay now you're exaggerating. Chocolate chip cookies look bad now? Christ.
>>12137662i cannot stop laughing at this fuckers weird facehow does his neck support his head
I'm going to go to this exact food fair in the summer, and if I ever see any of these fuckers behaving this way with their food, I'm going to trip them.Some people are absolute children.
>>12139171can someone give me a rundown of all the ingredients here? I'm wondering about the chunky white stuff.
>>12146418i'm already about to order some cinnamon buns 2bh>inb4 make them urselfi live in the midle of nowhere in a dorm bro
>>12146497Her face is so punchable it's blowing my mind
>>12141324But how do you ride the bagel slide?
>>12141324I've had exactly one of these.
>>12146515$40 for fucking cinnamon buns? There is no fucking way you can't find a place closer which is less than that (including gas money to get there)
>>12146515No that's fair, homemade cinnamon rolls never turn out as good as a bakery can do them (as long as you don't get the pillsbury shit)
>>12146384>mfw live in nyc and would need to be paid to try most of this garbagei've been inside of levain's on other people's behalf numerous times and haven't ever had a cookie. they look good, but 4 dollars for a single cookie is just silly
>>12146418add the Levine bakery and you are 100% right. Those baked goods looked really good. Rest is pure meme tier shit.
>>12146674>4 dollars for a single cookie is just silly>4 dollars for high quality food is just sillygood nobody is forcing you to buy it, but your opinion is the garbage one here.
>>12146515nah go for it, being a hobbyist cook is 1000x easier than a hobbyist baker, you almost will never be able to compete with a professional bakery with actual good bakers.For real, I am confident I could cook any recipe more or less the way it should, but baking, fuck that.
>>12146650Trust me, there is nothing out here, nearest place is 40-60 minutes away IF they are good, they could be bad. Next option is a city 8 hours a way. I'm fucked. Plus I at least know what I'm getting on the website full of gourmet and reputable goods. >>12146661I had a coworker bake some cinnamon rolls from scratch, they were amazing. But lots of places never make cinnamon rolls gooey in the center, or make them dry/flaky. Those are the worst.I seriously don't have a kitchen to cook in though, I'd rather spent money on high quality items than go to the freezer aisle.
>>12137727he eats like a fag
>>12146418>>12146674>>12146443>>12147122Booza looks fine. Maybe the texture is weird but I would think the taste is ok.
>>12137682More like...food and Wiens thread
>>12147220yeah ive personally had alch icecream, its good.
How does one make a webm out of, say an mp4 file. Are there sites for that if I just google it? I'm learning cooking, and want to post a webm of something here some day.
>>12147242webm for retards like yourself, google it. You are lucky your on /ck/ cause otherwise id call you a fag. You fag.
>>12137904Please never post this again. Let me improve upon this shitty webm. Stir fry the meat first, toss in aromatics. Once sauteed, crack eggs into the stir fry and scramble them in the pan. Add soy sauce, oyster sauce, dark soy, and your scallions. Toss in the rice, serve. Also, if anyone here uses charcuterie for fried rice, go fuck yourself
>>12147263Thank you basedanon, I hope to be as cool as you some day
>>12146377poor spiky snab :(Someone just kill him and put him out of his misery
>>12141187>when you are such a shit cook you think runny yolks is bad for you.You do get you get samonella from whites, not the yolks?
>>12146356You mean the quake 4 style crab holocauster 9000https://youtu.be/RdmIe6qVG6I
>>12146611Sit on a jew girl's face.
>>12141324>no corn chip fresh off the assembly lineShit list
>>12147341Yup that is it.
>>12147341I AM DEATH
>>12143378Americans love to clap.
>>12143378Yeah, it depends on the company you keep, but if they're normies, they'll clap for fuckin' anything. In America, clapping just means "I like/approve of thing". The fucking worst clapping ever is clapping during Church. I remember being a kid and going to school mass, and it was during some patriotic day (I forget which one), and they played like America the Beautiful or something at the closing of mass, and everyone clapped, and I just felt really awkward, but being a kid I couldn't pinpoint the reason for my unease.
>>12140797Somehow this doesn't seem like something Italians eat. Is this an Amerimuttalian creation?
>>12147330what the fuck did you just try to say?
>>12140896I can't get into almond or coconut flour. I just don't eat bread or anything flour based.
>>12144302>>12147316>>12147330europoors/japcreeps spotted, stay mad and enjoy your salmonella
>>12141324I've eaten the pizza from Yonkers before. It wasn't bad.
>>12147242WebM for bakas
>>12142233When I make meatloaf, I press the meat mixture into the pan, pour a light layer of ketchup evenly over the meat, then sprinkle the ketchup with brown sugar. It's a family favorite, though personally I'd be happy with a less sweet option.
>>12139171Doritos, Ramen, Curds?, Lime juice, Chilli powder?, Mayonaise?, Ketchup, Mustard, White rice, Sweet chilli Sauce? What in the absolute fuck?
>>12147571they both eat like shit
>>12147853You're an observant one, aren't you?
>>12147853Doesn't matter. One is clearly morbidly obese
>>12142317>monthsTry years, faggot
>>12146244How much extra does that cost?
>>12137628>adding salt to grated panko and parmiggianowhat the fuck
>>12148133grated parmiggiano i mean
>>12141219What the fuck is that? Where I'm from, chorizo looks like pic.
>>12148195Mexican chorizo, raw and uncured.
All hail our queen.
>>12148262post more wrong webms
>>12148260Is that from Lolita? I never got around to watching that even though I really like the book.
>>12141445If this had potatoes boiled in the same pot, it would be essentially "sailor's beef".Very good, you should try.
>>12146497I want to fuck her up so bad. Not in a sexual way
>>12137660>>12137662this guy acts like every christian I encountered in college
>>12139693this is only true for good EVOOs, like the $16 for a 5 oz bottle kind
>>12140109execute eveyrone in that place
>>12137662s 0 0 good
>>12148414No, it's true for all evoo's. Even the cheaper blended ones. Google "smoke point"
>>12143653I might make this
>>12146377went down like a champ
>>12146497That's the avocado Jew chick isn't it? God I want that pussi
>>12148401this but in a sexual way too
>>12147853yet only one is cute
>>12148262I don't understand these vids. is it a fetish I'm unaware of?
>>12148461I know about smoke points, you don't need to get your oil ripping hot for everything, idiot
>>12137904pan is way too small for these portions
>>12148500>you don't need to get your oil ripping hot for everything, idiotSure. But you do when your goal is to brown off some sausage meat.
>>12148586no you don'tlearn2cook
>>12146337im still fucking pissed that that fuckign nigger bitch didnt get fired
>>12147571>3500 cal per daywhat the fuck she's consuming as much energy as a petrol car uses to drive for 20 miles
>>12137662nigga got a lego for a head
>>12149229For what? He reached over the counter and grabbed her. Oh ye i forget>le ebin fugg negroes
>>12137904>sambal oelekThe only good thing in that dish
>>12143701what a disgusting way of disrespecting food. a chicken died for this...
>>12146497What a piggy.