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is there a reason human milk isn't widely available?

>> No.12133165

>>12133164
yes

>> No.12133168

>>12133164
yes

>> No.12133171

>>12133164
yes, Jews

>> No.12133173

>>12133164
I would like to have her milk if you catch my drift.

>> No.12133175

>>12133171
why would they do this?

>> No.12133179

Too small an amount of milk produced. Not many people willing to pay $500 a gallon for human milk when cows milk is like $2.

>> No.12133180
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>>12133164
They banned it after I kept walking into the farms (they use barren mothers and illegal aliens) and reenacting Metal Gear Revengeance by slashing and hacking the swollen and drugged tits until fat foam burst and crackled from the modestly sized lacerations, along with minor milk secretions.

I was too much of a loose cannon, and the government ruined it for everyone based on the actions of a few, AKA me. This is why we need communist anime with very deep characters and worlds, with girls un Panzer nigger dick CGI that'll make you WOAH every time.

Thanks for your time. Sorry you can't get any cantaloupe flavored titty milk. Watch out for craigslist ad milkers, because I often show up unsolicited to blackmarketmilkers' houses and stomp on their boobies until they burst open like I was busting the Hoover dam in today's age.

Speaking of Cantaloupes, my condom swelled to the size of a cantaloupe when I came and pissed, thinking I was butterballs of England when I saw the size of the condom balloon.

>> No.12133184

>>12133173
Huh?

>> No.12133189

>>12133164
Is there a reason the pt cruiser isn’t still being produced?
Literally the perfect car.

>> No.12133190

>>12133184
Based Huh? poster

>> No.12133193

>>12133184
I think he wants to tweak her teats.

>> No.12133194

>>12133180
this but ironically

>> No.12133225

I'd knock her up and drink milk from her tits if you know what I mean.

>> No.12133230

>>12133225
Huh?

>> No.12133236

>>12133230
Impregnate her with my semen and drink secretion from her breasts if you understand what I am saying.

>> No.12133275

>>12133236
Excuse me, but could you please explain your post in more detail for the rest of us

>> No.12133282

>>12133164
>PT cruiser

>> No.12133290

>>12133282
the last good cruiser

>> No.12133311

>>12133180
>my first essay: 8th grade edition>

>> No.12133321

My ex was taking some meds that made her lactate but I didn't know. She was riding me and I was sucking her tits and this warm sweet liquid entered my mouth. It was so fucking hot.

>> No.12133334

>>12133164
She belongs in a brap barn.

>> No.12133335

>>12133321
gross

>> No.12133336

>>12133321
that is pretty hot bro

>> No.12133338

>>12133164
She looks like she has daddy issues.

>> No.12133340

>>12133335
>t. homosexual

>> No.12133356

Haha... imagine if she was 9 months pregnant and heavily lactating and her only way to relieve her full breasts was to have you suck them dry haha...

>> No.12133357
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12133357

>>12133321

>> No.12133389

>>12133189
Found the sociopath.

>> No.12133395

>>12133321
Gay

>> No.12133397

>>12133357
Yeah that's what it looked like! A bunch of shaking and milk sloshing everywhere.

>> No.12133399

>>12133225
Id eat her ass if youre pickin up what im puttin down

>> No.12133435

After my girlfriend had our son I succd her lactose out many times

>> No.12133437
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>>12133164

gib milkies

>> No.12133438

>>12133435
How's that hindmilk, frendo? So dank?

>> No.12133439

>>12133435
Wow youre a piece of shit. Youre talking the milk from your son? Fuck outta here.

>> No.12133446

>>12133439
The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.12133454

>ywn find a cute soyboy on craigslist and fuck him
>ywn lock his cock up after and blackmail him with pictures of him in a maid outfit
>ywn force him to take hormones and wear women's clothing all the time
>ywn start giving him prolactin injections and milk him once his titties get big enough
;_;

>> No.12133460

>>12133435
What does it taste like? Asking for a friend

>> No.12133462
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>>12133446

>> No.12133465

>>12133164
>>>/tv/112444476
based crossposter

>> No.12133471

holy shit this thread is making my poop come out easy, thanks

>> No.12133651

>>12133184
he's saying he'd like her to pour him a glass of fresh whole milk

>> No.12133663

>>12133164
Fat women look disgusting, might as well be men

>> No.12133675

>>12133164
wouldn't mind hoping inside that and taking it for a drive around the neighborhood, mmmm

>> No.12133687

>>12133321
>meds that made her lactate
>her
did "she" cum on your chest afterwards?

>> No.12133697

>>12133175
they keep it to themselves

>> No.12133713

>>12133180
Yea

>> No.12133721

>>12133236
What does this even mean...

>> No.12133729

>>12133687
Ok, that’s pretty funny actually.

>> No.12133733

>>12133321
Can men also take those meds?

>> No.12133748
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>>12133733
Sure...
If you don’t mind soft skin, ED, and tits. :/

>> No.12133795

>>12133460
it comes out slowly, so i cant really get a good idea of the flavor.

kinda sweet, but not too sweet. like a low fat soy milk.

>> No.12133833

>>12133282
you bruise, you lose.

>> No.12133852

>>12133189
I've wrecked 7 and can tell you they are the worst car.

>> No.12134029

>>12133164
Because generally speaking it would be more expensive than formula. There are places you can but milk from but the fact that humans lactate less than cows makes it more trouble than it’s worth

>> No.12134190

sauce on op please

>> No.12134199

>>12133180
RULES OF NATURE

>> No.12134219

Human milk isn't as big because its expensive to produce. Humans don't produce enough to make it economically viable. With all the drugs humans do these days, most milk would fail FDA standards for human consumption.

There is also a stigma towards drinking human milk past being a baby. Its closely associated as a sexual thing for adults and sex seems taboo for some retard reason in the west.

>> No.12134277

>>12133180
based schizo

>> No.12134281

>>12134219
That only means it wouldn't be practical as a basic beverage, the way that cow's milk is today. However it could be viable as a premium product. I'm sure you could make big money selling it to fetishists and natural food weirdos.

>> No.12134297

>>12134281
You already can do so. It's a super niche market but it exists. Just Google it and you can find places to get milk shipped to you.

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>>12133164
Now that is a girl you could face fuck until she passes out from a lack of oxygen.

>> No.12134302

>>12133184
he's saying he's hoping "she" has a dick and wants to milk "her" penis for some heavy "cream."

>> No.12134363

>>12133180
but did you zandatsu on them tits?

>> No.12134437

>>12133164
She's be so hot if it wasn't for that dumb nose ring.

>> No.12134468
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>>12134302
Nothing wrong with that

>> No.12134475

>>12133164
human female milk farm when. we could start milking camps and extract it by force

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>>12134468
>grooby girls

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>>12134468
well if you're a gay man, of course not. if you're "straight" then i hate to break it to you, you are not ~~straight~~. come of the closet and embrace your beautiful homosexuality.

>> No.12134538

>>12133164
There's something like thirty human milk banks in the US, fool one of them into believing you have a baby.

>> No.12134559

>>12134530
Never!

>> No.12134560

>>12134299
Ah, i see you are gentleman of taste as well.

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>>12134530
>not enjoying both oysters and snails

>> No.12134728

We respek wahmen, meaning they have jobs that aren't being milk trucks.

>> No.12134933

>>12133164
it is youre just shopping in the wrong places

>> No.12135043

>>12133338
those titties are giving me mommy issues

>> No.12135049

>>12133164
When you really think about it, human milk is everywhere. You just don't have a girlfriend who's willing to put it out.

Sad

>> No.12135056

>>12133338
Those are the best ones.

>> No.12135066

>>12133180
shockingly based

>> No.12135070

>>12133164
now i want human breast milk and to fuck that disgusting goth thot

>> No.12135096

>>12134717
I'd rather be a bislut than eat snails again.
They're like fucking pencil erasers.

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>>12133164
Had my aunts a while ago. Honestly, not bad. Wonder why vegan women aren't more into it and try to make it into some kind of business. Would definitely try breast milk cheese.

>> No.12135175

>>12134190
Madeline Stuart.

>> No.12135277

>>12135175
[closes google search results]

...rude.

>> No.12135292

>>12135277
You must be new here.

>> No.12135539

>>12133164
it is at my house.
been doing lactation training on my girlfriend for about a year.

took about 6 months.
Found instructions in Japanese.

>> No.12135554

>>12133164
das nasty

>> No.12135555

>>12135277
>*action*
This isn't gaia.

>> No.12135556

>>12135292
>bragging about your knowledge of Down syndrome models

>> No.12135592

>>12135277
[filters tripfag]

...based.

>> No.12135599

I buy it off facebook.

>> No.12135615

>>12135599
That's where I bought the positive pregnancy test to April Fool's my bf.

>> No.12135638

>>12133164
yes, several of them

>> No.12135659

>>12135292
Bleep.
>>12135555
Blop.
>>12135592
Blorp.