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What's the most fart inducing food?
>>12129581If you're the average American, anything with a decent amount of fiber.
the pic would be better if it didnt have the boomer-tier humor
>>12129581sunflower seed caesar salads
>>12129581honestly when i funnel 5 tablespoons of chocolate nesquik into 2 pints of milk (straight into the bottle) then down it i get farts like absolutely nothing else
beer and pretzelsif i told you how many farts i will make in the next 12 hours of consuming these, you would not believe me so i wont even bother
>>12129581sugar free candy or gum makes your rectum go full fukushima
>>12129581Lentils / beans / peas / onions / garlic
garlic bagel with hummus
>>12129581This with a glass of milk.
>>12129581Literally, all Indian food.
>>12129581Vinegar doesn't necessarily make you fart, but it gives you some of the most putrid, foul scents to ever leave human bowels
Coffee on an empty stomach makes my gas smell like it came straight from the opening of hell, nothing else is even close.
>>12129581Vegan food. Every time
>>12129581I thought the beans was a meme but it's really consistent. A day after eating something with beans I'm leaking gas for hours. I started buying 15 bean soup and making it by the directions on the back with a can of tomatoes and lemon juice, makes a big bean soup, I fart for a few days. It's great.it doesn't seem to matter if I wash them or soak them or quick soak, if they have skins or not
Egg drop soup with lentil. Just have a roll of TP handy everywhere you go for a while.
i once ate an under baked clove of garlic.I have never had farts so rancid in my life, room clearing type of shit
Protein powder and beer. It was my goal to get people to gag in the elevator on Monday mornings.
>>12129581Cajun food makes pure concentrated evil come out of my butt hole.
You will literally fart mustard gas
For me it’s lentils. Those little fuckers give me the best gas of all time I’m brappin all over the place and it feels great
>>12130726>>12131037>>12131056>>12132160these niggas eating beans
I ate a packet of dried sulphur treated apricots once. I am not sure if that was the most gas I have ever had but it was the smelliest for sure. I was farting along in my room for a few hours, then went to the kitchen to get a glass of water and then went back into my room. Holy shit it was like walking into a solid wall of stench, it was unbelievable. I had never experienced anything like that before and I have never since.
Beans and Jerusalem artichokes
>>12131391Any other answer is incorrect, although we get into semantics whether this classifies as food or not.Regardless, nothing comes close to protein farts.
one of my friends once became a one man holocaust after having street vendor turkey
>>12130736Why are indians so obsessed with serving their food in metal trays?
>>12132461>IRA attack LmaoAlso true
>>12132590Easy to clean in large batches without much care or attention and they last forever
>>12132636I kinda like those things
>>12132550This brand specifically around 2010, I don’t if the formula is the same which I’m assuming it isn’t but I had to stop taking this stuff, my farts were so vile Even I couldn’t handle the smell
Dairy if you're lactose intolerant.Tuna sandwich made of canned tuna, boiled egg, pickle, mayo, and white bread.
>>12129599but crop dusting is funny
>>12129589Lots of fiber causes flatulence in everyone, ya obsessed mongoloid.If it doesn't for you, see a doctor, because you are missing vital gut flora.
>>12133170Kek, based reddit incels.
>>12131391Honestly thought I was dying the first time I had a protein shake, I was farting so damn much and every single one no matter how big or small felt wet, heavy and the smell just stuck around for ages. And the smell holy fuck the smell, reminds me of a public toilet in the woods that hasn't been cleared in years and there is just a mountain of shit just stewing in there. Never ever again
>>12129581I had a tuna sandwich with hard boiled eggs yesterday, and Im still having egg farts.
>>12129581Sugarless candy. No joke.Sugar alcohols are a high order explosive.
>>12130392Oh boy, one time I ate an entire package of these bad boys. Never in my life have I experienced such pain.
>>12129581Seems to be sauerkraut for me. Home fermented, not the supermarket shit.
>>12131250Same. I was on a family road trip once and they had to pull off the highway so they could get out of the car to escape it.
I love to fart. I really love it. I cup my hand over my butt and I savor the smell.
For me it would be raw onions, tons of sourkraut, a dark beer preferably Dunkel or bock and some delicious sausage. Farts so putrid they stayed in the seat cushion till someone else sat down
These fuckers. Those Haribo gummy bears are a joke compared to Fiber One Bars.
>>12134213Everyone does that occasionally. I've always found it strange that even my own most rancid farts don't bother me but another persons mild smelling farts make me gag. Is that abnormal?
>>12129581kimchi. kimchi, rice vinegar, and a bunch of slowcooked black beans in sauce. I make my roommate 'have to go study in the lounge' with my rips
>>12129581Kidney beans unfortunately. They are delicious but not great on the auld butthole
>>12133170Anyone got a link to the thread?Asking for a friend
>>12130410>>12130521>>12130757These and sea salt and black pepper potato chips turn me into a gas chamber
>>12134829These are unlabeled laxatives and people that eat them are fucking insane.
>>12135084I ate these in college because I had such a terrible diet and didn't drink much water and got horribly constipated all the time. Tasted fine but one of them makes you think your colon will rupture just from being so bloated. Nonstop, uncontrollable gas for hours. Better not be going anywhere anytime soon if you eat one of these.
Raw cucumbers.I sometimes forget and eat a salad with a couple of cuke slices.Later that night, my bathroom sounds like Satan's Bullfrog battling an Atomic Tuba.
>>12129581Just be a man and inflate a balloon then push the air up your ass
Believe it or not I know a girl who cams and she has a brap client. The answer is roasted chickpeas
>have extreme female fart fetish>know that all farts described in this thread are from males>die a little inside
Why do we have this thread every week?
>>12135306I’m gay if it makes any difference
>>12130392This. I ate a whole bag of sugar free M&Ms and I was farting uncontrollably
>>12132590you can abuse the fuck out of them and they're cheap and last forever
>>12135588Maybe you should ask (your doctor) why you fart less frequently than that.
>>12135029/r/incels was banned so I don't think so
>>12129581This fucking crappy hot shit pizza placeI swear man not only does it give you a fuck ton of gas it smells awful every single time
>>12137013well, you're eating plastic and cardboard, what did you expect
>>12136085This also applies to the trays.
>>12133170Bess "Big Italian Words" Kalb
>>12131037>15 bean soupI didn’t even know that many kinds of beans existed
>>12137135indian subcontinent btfo eternally
>>12134829Is it weird that these don't give me gas? I think fat burritos are the only food item that really does it. I eat a good amount of vegetable and even binge eat several pounds of berries without exploding
>>12134213I see you are a man of taste and distinction as well.
Any food I eat. My name is Big Mike and I have a problem.
>>12130521Lentils are the worst for gas. They turn me into a fart machine.
These give me the most rancid braps
>>12138183what in the world
pork rinds, anything with maltitol if consumed in great quantities, cabbage
This thread is disgusting and you should all feel ashamed.
Dried apricots gave me insane gas and hershey squirtsSame when I roasted a head of garlic
>>12129648How many? Also, are you female?
>>12140703You're this guy >>12135306 aren't you?
>>12129581I have IBS, so almost everything.
Beans that are about to go off and a night of binge drinking or jail rations.
>>12138818I can second this. Apparently I haven't been changing out the water enough to prevent farts during the soaking phase.
>>12137013>gas you say?
>>12129581Frozen fries on cheap oil.