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>First of the month again
any interesting stories/experiences today, grocery fags?

>> No.12117287

>>12117093
Who only goes once a month? I go every Saturday.

>> No.12117370

if you have ever listened in on the grocers conversing among themselves while shopping there is no doubt at all that meritocracy is very much alive and well in this country.
enjoy never breaking 24k a year OP

>> No.12117477
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>tfw in checkout line
>tfw the rapport between the cashier and person in front of me is great, they sound like old friends who haven't seen each other in ages, commenting on groceries, etc
>my turn
>say hi and it ends there
>cashier barely says a word
every time

>> No.12117557

i chose the checkout aisle without any niggers in line as per my rule and everything went smoothly. i also couldn't find any kimchi (i never get it but wanted to try) so i asked some lady and she couldn't find it either and we parted ways. she then brought me some just in time as i was checking out.

overall 8/10 grocery trip - points off because i got stuck behind a morbidly obese negress and had to listen to her yelling on the phone

>> No.12117604

>>12117093
I walked in tonight not realizing how disheveled I looked until people were openly staring at me.
I haven't showered in 5 weeks nor changed clothes.
I was wearing filthy khaki slacks and a hoodie with the hood up, with the bill of my hat, my glasses, and my giant nose sticking out.
Over this I had a yellow safety jacket to make it seem like I'm a worker, and a larger filthy coat.
My boots are ripped art. One of them are duck taped together with bright yellow tape while the other one flops like a flip flop.
I had also just pissed before entering the store but forgot to shake my dick to drain the leftover urine before putting it back in my pants, so there was a large, visible wet spot on the crotch of my pants.

>> No.12117609

>>12117093
Rolling for my next purchase.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F365;</div>

>> No.12117808

>>12117477
Glad I'm not the only one

>> No.12117861

>>12117477
halo effect, the ugly get shunned

>> No.12118005

>>12117093
Do people really only go grocery shopping once a month?
My meat would spoil in that time, not to mention I would eat all my snacks within one week, gotta space it out by buying them every week instead of all at once

>> No.12118010

>>12118005
If your meat doesn't last a month, it should have been sold at a discount. It wasn't fresh.

>> No.12118016

based neets

>> No.12118032

>>12117287
Food stamps get filled on the first, people on them tend not to be so good with money, so it may make for interesting grocery stories.

>> No.12118082

>>12117093
I'm on /asp/ too much and have been conditioned to immediately consider men that are significantly shorter than am I to be worthless manlets, and nearly burst out laughing when I turned around and saw a barely 5 foot muscle bound knuckle dragger.

>> No.12119745

How much cash do these faggots even get in food stamps a month? I saw a fucker spend FOUR H-U-N-D-R-E-D dollars and he didn't buy a single fruit, vegetable, or any fresh meat besides hotdogs.

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>>12118032
>Food stamps get filled on the first
Wrong also the 16

>> No.12119808

>>12119745
200 per adult and 200 per kid plus WIC and other benefits. my uncle gets almost 1500 a month

>> No.12119814

>>12119808
he is a single parent you get almost nothing if you are married

>> No.12119838

Stopped physically shopping mostly, after seeing the cashiers putting my cash in their own pocket and make fake receipts. When price tags doesn't compare to what's charge for. Kid employees on aisles acting like its kindergarten.
Halleluja, online service.

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>>12117093
>work at a grocery store as cashier
>Ringing people up pretty much all day because our store is always, always busy
>One guy forgets to pick up one of his avocados
>oldest, fattest, most country lady I've ever seen is next, points at it and asks if he left "that thing"
>Manage to shout to him before he goes out the door and he comes back for it
>After he leaves fat lady asks me what the hell that green thing was he bought
>"That's an avocado ma'am."
>She makes an audible "bleh" noise and scrunches up her face

>> No.12119852

>>12119779
15th dummy, you're obviously not a drug dealer

>> No.12119854

>>12118082
>sweaty man drama
sorry about your IQ

>> No.12119859

>>12119852
here they get filled the 1st-6th people get them in alphabetical order

>> No.12119865

>>12119844
grocery slave here, fat fucks are my eternal bane

>> No.12119879

It varies by state. We have multiple days here and actually have to send a worker outside on those days to shoo off certain breeds of people trying to sell dem food stamps

>> No.12119933

>>12118005
Never heard of a freezer?

>> No.12119944

>>12117093
for me it's the peanut m&m, the best m&m.

>> No.12121378

>>12119944
based fatty poster

>> No.12121387

>>12117477
This happens to me all the time, even at the convenience store I visit daily

>> No.12123567

>>12117477
How about asking them how their day was you ugly piece of shit?

>> No.12123715

>>12117093
what's the first of the month have to do with anything?

>> No.12124329

>>12123715
I think it has to do with food stamps or something
/ck/ is a comprised predominantly of poorfags

>> No.12124360

>>12123715
>he doesn't live in the part of town where 2/3 the population is on food stamps

>> No.12124655

>>12118010
Meat has a 3 day shelf life at the store. On the third day it's discounted and if it's still not sold it's tossed out and by this time it's usually visibly degrading already

>> No.12124771

>>12117477
I always try to plan out what I'm going to say before I get in line in case they ask how my day is going. I'm pretty content to just stand there and stare autistically at the barcode scanner or the credit card reader though.