/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12114997]

We do things different here in Louisiana

[Anonymous No.12115022]

>>12114997
I miss this shit.

[Anonymous No.12115027]

>>12114997
If by "different" you mean "chucking all the food waste into a pot and boiling it" then yes, things sure are different down there.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x2764;&#xFE0F;</div>

[Anonymous No.12115063]

Thank God you got all that salt on the inedible shell, or else the meal would have been ruined.

[Anonymous No.12115067]

>>12115027
>Vegetables are food waste
Do Americans really...?

[Anonymous No.12115070]

>>12115063
You realize that they've already boiled in a salty liquid, right?
Ah nevermind you're retarded anyhow

[Anonymous No.12115076]

>>12115070
>You realize that they've already boiled in a salty liquid, right?
What difference do you think this makes? Open the picture and look at it, salt has been added after plating.

[Anonymous No.12115089]

>>12115076
>What difference do you think this makes?
I'd literally ask the same thing about the salt on the shells then?

[Anonymous No.12115103]

>>12115089
>I'd literally ask the same thing about the salt on the shells then?
After I already pointed out that it does nothing because you don't eat the shells. Holy fuck, think before you post.

[Anonymous No.12115105]

Food<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F360;</div>

[Anonymous No.12115107]

>>12115076
>What difference do you think this makes?
It establishes the fact that the meat within the shell has already been seasoned because it has absorbed the cooking liquid.

>salt has been added after plating.
That's not salt, it's some kind of spice blend. Cajun seasoning.

>but but you can't taste it when it's on the outside of the shell
Sure you can. You never sucked a crawfish before?

[Anonymous No.12115117]

>>12114997
fucking heathens
i saw a bunch of swampniggers pour these fucking shits from a pool into a cooker then onto a table and they ate them like african niggers who hadnt eaten in weeks.
disgusting
>PINCH HEAD
>SUCK TAIL
hahahahah every fuckin toby and tasha thinks theyre hot shit saying this with a mouth full of green sliime as you eat mudfiltering waterbugs
KYS
>LIKE FOR ABITA PURPLE HAZE
>LIKE FOR AVERY ISLAND

[Anonymous No.12115119]

>>12115107
>taste = eat
>seasoning blend doesn't have salt
>"has already been seasoned," even though i pointed out that it was seasoned after boiling it, making it completely irrelevant to bring up how it was cooked
Haha April Fool's, right? Ready for both of you to tell me you were only pretending.

[Anonymous No.12115133]

>>12115103
>After I already pointed out that it does nothing because you don't eat the shells

Nonsense. You taste the seasoning by licking it off the shell while you suck out the meat inside, either deliberately with your tongue, or passively with your lips. Think about what you do with Tryone's BBC and it should become more clear to you.

[Anonymous No.12115141]

>>12115119
Sure is damage control in here, spergie.

[Anonymous No.12115142]

>>12115133
>You taste
>>12115103
>you don't eat
You're reading nonsense, but I'm not posting it.

>>12115141
If basic literacy is Asperger's then it should be the baseline standard.

[Anonymous No.12115145]

[Anonymous No.12115181]

>>12115142
You've been posting nonsense since the beginning, as well as being enormously pedantic.
But go ahead, keep willfully being an idiot.

[Anonymous No.12115260]

>>12115076
>>12115089
kys if you eat these

[Anonymous No.12115306]

>>12114997
They're in season down here in MS. My neighbor had a boil a couple weeks ago. Add a shitload of Louisiana crawfish boil spice, a bottle of the liquid Zatarains, halved lemons, garlic bulbs, cayenne pepper snd let simmer a bit then dump in the live crawfish and when it comes back to a boil turn off the burner and let sit for 5 minutes. He used a 15 gal pot with 8 gallons of water. He did 2 batches of 30lbs of crawfish each and added whole corn on the cob (frozen because it's out of season) and mushrooms after the last batch. Plenty of beer, tail and head sucking (if you get my drift) and the obligatory Zydeco blasting from the speakers.

[Anonymous No.12115351]

>>12114997
fugg, I'm gonna make this

[Anonymous No.12115368]

Oh boy I love eating food that gets cold because you spend more time shelling than actually eating

[Anonymous No.12115502]

ah yes i love sucking a thimble of meat out of a river bug like some kind of fucking asshole

[Anonymous No.12115593]

So many haters ITT. I bet you have no friends and have never been invited to a boil lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.12115618]

>>12115593
Yes thank you Cletus, I'm sure it's very fun when the moonshine is flowing and the jug band is playing and all your highschool dropout methhead friends are gathered around the traditional jumbled pile of various arthropods served on traditional old newspaper, but it's not exactly haute cuisine you swampcreature schmuck.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F44C;</div>

[Anonymous No.12115635]

>>12114997
I went crawfishing for 6 hours yesterday with 4 traps not a single crawfish

[Anonymous No.12115658]

the crawfish house in south seattle is great

[Anonymous No.12115668]

>>12115635
you gotta put em in the water senpai

[Anonymous No.12116230]

>we have the pinnacle of cooking culture!
>Really? What do you do?
>We take literally anything that lives or grows near us and boil the fuck out of it!
>mfw

[Anonymous No.12116238]

newspaper

[Anonymous No.12116248]

>>12114997
ohmygodohmygod i want it bruhs

[Anonymous No.12116270]

>>12114997
This picture makes me so glad that I'm several thousand miles away from Louisiana.

[Anonymous No.12116286]

>>12115145
>no oldbay
and fucking dropped

[Anonymous No.12116288]

>>12116286
Here's your old bay you faggot.

[Anonymous No.12116344]

>>12115618
I hate a lot of things about the inbred cuckservative deep south but crawfish boils aren't one of them. Fuck off Nancy dirty panties.

[Anonymous No.12116397]

>>12114997
Shut up, just shut up ok? I really can't stand you, why are you like this, and why are you being like this? You're really stupid man... a real fucking idiot, why did you come here to display your stupid, autistic shit, like some prolapse pornstar... oh God whether or not you're there does not matter, no what matters is that you take me away from this earth, oh Lord, what sins have I committed to have to interact with human filth like this? Oh God, even if I was born into sin I should not have to suffer, I should not be beaten like I am, I know i'm not the peak, but I am above average, is that not enough? What must I be then God? Should I attempt and devote everything in imitating you? But God, where does the kindness in your heart come from? How do you have enough kindness to forgive men like OP? He does not deserve it, if every man deserves hell God, OP deserves something worse... the seven circles of hell? Not the lowest pit, nor the hottest flame, nor the coldest thing is enough, no God he deserves something to out do my rage, and it is not as finite as others God, God you must agree this man deserves nothing but pure metaphysical suffering, something that transcends the idea of "pain" and "suffering" you see God it has to be a pain so deep, that you could barely call it pain... you see god it will be a word like "nothing" a word with no true meaning, something that cannot be described by words, it has to transcend the very human mind, it has to transcend our very logical being, it has to invade the world which you have made, and it has to be gastly in unexplainable being. You see God that is the only thing that someone like OP should receive.

[Anonymous No.12116404]

>>12115067
Did you not realize Louisiana is in America you absolute idiot

[Anonymous No.12116495]

>>12116404
Naw cuh, Louisiana is prime nigga land, real African shit no what im talkin' bout?

[Anonymous No.12116509]

Mmm pond scum bugs cooked in 50 lbs of salt and cayenne pepper so you can pretend it doesn't taste like sewage. The pinnacle of bayou cuisine

[Anonymous No.12116513]

>>12116404
I thought it was a french colony which is why they have superior food to the rest of america.

[Anonymous No.12116555]

>>12114997
Houston does it better.

[Anonymous No.12116573]

>>12116513
The French people there are Canadians exported from the Atlantic coast because they had no loyalty to the British crown but also didn’t pose a huge threat so they didn’t have to be killed, just moved

[Anonymous No.12116587]

>>12116286
oldbay is fucking awful

[Anonymous No.12116589]

Anyone live in Northern Virginia that knows where I can get an authentic crawfish experience?

[Anonymous No.12116801]

>>12116589
Yea, the local bridge, jump of and you'll be greeted with fresh crawfish, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12116807]

>>12114997
>no oldbay

When will white trash southerners finally learn?

[Anonymous No.12116818]

What's the deal with crawfish? Are there just a billion of them so it got popular to eat a ton of them, or what? Are they actually good or are they more poor people nostalgia food?

[Anonymous No.12116832]

>>12116818
The latter<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Tails</b></div>

[Anonymous No.12116869]

>>12116818
Personally I really like the seasoning. Even just shrumps would suffice for me, but crawfish just cause the-right-wai I guess. They do taste like lobster, just not as chewy.

If you're in the South, shit is pretty much year round; of course when it's season then it gets cheaper, but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.12116894]

>>12114997
Crawfish are kinda shit desu but if you do this with shrimp and crab it’s redpilled, also using a sauce rather than literal seasonings is better because it permeates everything better than steaming/boiling everything in literally water

[Anonymous No.12116909]

[Anonymous No.12116913]

>>12116869
Samefag here,

Idea just hit me; why not make mashed potatoes out of those seasoned-outside-bland-inside fucks? Also, need to time the corn later; dropping them early make them all soggy shit.

[Anonymous No.12116917]

>>12116913
Taters? What are taters precious?

[Anonymous No.12116930]

>>12116917
This post convinced me that the south is retarded

[Anonymous No.12116952]

>>12115181
Fucking flavorlets

[Anonymous No.12117866]

>>12114997
Seafood boils aren’t exclusive to LA though

[Anonymous No.12118179]

>>12116288
why the fuck is this marshmellow faggot trying to be cool and trendy and hip and entertaining to the children in a fucking cooking video I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW TO MAKE THE FOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.12118189]

>>12114997
Not nearly enough 'dads. Those have very little mat. You need a good 40 of them at least.

[Anonymous No.12118262]

I’m in Texas and we actually do that exact same thing.

[Anonymous No.12118286]

>>12118179
I miss jamies day cooking show with his chopping board bench

[Anonymous No.12118376]

>>12116404
>Louisiana
>American

Maybe the fake new one

[Anonymous No.12118388]

>>12115063
you're a fucking idiot.
people in the northeast do that with old bay, but i bet you don't know why, you poor ass bitch.
i'll clue you in. it's because when you open the shell the seasonings from your fingers get all over the meat and season it further.
this isn't a southern thing. you're just a hateful fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.12118394]

>>12114997
As a Yuropoor I’ve always wanted to try this lobster feast with corn, taters and shitload of butter.

[Anonymous No.12118399]

>>12116555
Are those the Viet version? I'd like to try that but I live in the upper midwest

[Anonymous No.12118400]

Gulf Coast reporting in

Everyone thinks they know how to boil fucking crawfish and honestly? They all aren't that great.

[Anonymous No.12118405]

Lobster is cheap enough now for a lobster boil to be within the price range of someone with a job to do once a year. Just do a lobster boil.

[Anonymous No.12118407]

>>12118394
crawfish lol

[Anonymous No.12118413]

>>12118394
The crawfish is 100% a meme. You could swap large shrimp into the pot and it would taste exactly the same. It's all in the seasoning.

[Anonymous No.12118417]

>>12118413
bs

[Anonymous No.12118422]

>>12118400
It's a really primitive dish. Throw a bunch of stuff in a pot, add seasoning and boil. Then pour away all the broth lol. I'm sure there are a dozen ways it could be improved through various preparation and cooking techniques.

[Anonymous No.12118423]

>>12118417
Well, the shrimp would taste better since they have nicer texture so I suppose you're right there.

[Anonymous No.12118539]

>>12115145
how about the odd chance I want to taste the lobster?

[Anonymous No.12118553]

>>12118262
>>12116555
I'm glad a hurricane hit houston

[Anonymous No.12118957]

>>12116913
just make a separate melted butter gravyboat to dip them

[Anonymous No.12118962]

>>12118422
Pretty much this.
The point of it is that it's a simple dish to do for a social gathering. It's not meant to be high cuisine, it's meant to be a cheap simple way to feed a party. It's a social event.

[Anonymous No.12120143]

>>12115635
Fag