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>go to Starbucks
>barista looks like this

w-wat do?

>> No.12112257

>>12112250
hi I'd like a grande latte with an extra shot, and breve please

>> No.12112258

Ask for your sissy bitch frappacino like normal you big homo

>> No.12112260

>>12112250
Leave Starbucks and make coffee myself

>> No.12112265

>>12112257
uprooted

>> No.12112268

>>12112250
Fuck him in the ass in front of everyone to assert dominance, then leave without buying anything.

>> No.12112270

Wonder what the fuck I went to a Starbucks for and go to the liquor store.

>> No.12112274

>>12112268
Based

>> No.12112288
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12112288

>>12112268

>> No.12112294

>>12112268
this unironically

>> No.12112323
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12112323

>Guy: welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you?
>*mirin biceps*
>Me: I-I-I w-want a...uhm...
>*mirin beard*
>Guy: what?
>*have a diamond-tier erection*
>Me: I GOTTA GO!!!
>*get home*
>*cry in bathroom*
>*still want my extra foam pumpkin spice latte*

>> No.12112566

>tfw no ferret barista

>> No.12112606

>>12112268
>spread my buttcheeks like a massive homo
ftfy

>> No.12112651

>>12112250
Call NSA and report suspicion of Terrorism

>> No.12112658

>>12112257
upvoted haha :)

>> No.12112818

Try to get him to play the mirror game cuz we look exactly alike. Except I'm not a wage slave.

>> No.12114028
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12114028

What kind of loser works at a Starbucks at his age

Hi, medium black coffee please, thanks

>> No.12114203

>>12112651
What are they gonna do? Tie him to a rocket and send him to Mars?

>> No.12114220

Like if you would let him fuck you

>> No.12114708

>>12112250
Isn't he just a regular fridge blob? Don't look too good to me.

>> No.12114901

>>12112250
Order my coffee and wonder how a 10/10 dude like that is making roughly a quarter of what i make annually.

>> No.12114911

I'll have a grande mocha frappucinOwO<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F308;</div>

>> No.12114922

>>12112250
Ask him how that acting career is coming along.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

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12115015

God, I wanna suck his dick