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>Good morning, Anon. Thank you for drinking your daily cuppa. You now have exactly 48.3 minutes until you shit your brains out. Have a nice day.

>> No.12109153

A cup of coffee doesn't make me "shit my brains out" as I'm not a digestionlet.

>> No.12109161
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>>12109128
Jokes on you, that's what I want.

>> No.12109172

>>12109128
Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime

that's why I shit on company time

>> No.12109210

>>12109128
Good, I need that

>> No.12109220

Main reason I drink it anymore. Never got the shits from it until I turned 35. Now it's like clockwork

>> No.12109225

>>12109128
>48.3
Kinda generous don't ya think? It hits me about 10min after

>> No.12109428

>>12109128
Usually I am so dehydrated, and unhealthy, that the case mostly is that I am drinking to get over how bad I feel for the same reason that I continue not to shit, fyi.