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12107632 No.12107632 [Reply] [Original]

>go to macdonalds drivethru at midnight
>ask for a cup of tea
>there's a line-up of four carloads of fools ahead of me
>when I finally get to the window, my tea is sitting on top of the coffee machine and they hand it to me

no no no I'm sick of this shit. People with big orders should go behind people with small orders. my tea takes no time and doesn't need to sit there getting cold.

>> No.12107644

why would you go to mcdonalds JUST for tea? their tea tastes like chemicals anyway

>> No.12107648

>>12107632
Maybe you should just make your own tea instead of getting it from a fucking drive thru

>> No.12107651
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12107651

Dear lord man. You don't own a microwave, a kettle, or a single pan at home? Is your drug dealer one of the McD's employees and "tea" code for something?

Buy some fucking teabags and find one of the million access points to hot water. Jesus christ gas stations have free boiling water dispensers.

>> No.12107658
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>>12107651
>macdonalds tea is bad
>you should microwave it instead

>> No.12107673

>>12107658
This just confirms you're fried. Tea is not a magical process that McDonalds can do better and SURPRISE YOUR MICROWAVE CAN HEAT WATER before steeping your tea.

Stop trying to microwave teabags, going to McDonalds just for a cup of tea, and seek a counselor.

>> No.12107687

>>12107673
microwaved water tastes like chemicals

>> No.12107694

>>12107632
>People with big orders should go behind people with small orders
I can understand that, but how the fuck are they gonna go behind you when they're lined up in the drive through?

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>>12107694
that's for the servants to figure out

>> No.12107702

>>12107687
everything we eat and drink is chemicals. usually they taste good

>> No.12107707
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>>12107687
That's because you haven't lined your microwave with the awesomeness of copper power! This real copper sheet slows the ions of radiation, yes there's radiation inside a microwave! From influencing the flavor of food and even your water!

Buy now and get extra sheets to wrap your food in during barbecues! You use sun lotion. Why leave your food unprotected from solar radiation!? Leave your water as H2O today!

>> No.12107720

>>12107707
>I use sun lotion
>I own a microwave

what is with you people? I don't do these things.

>> No.12107749

>>12107707
Anyone dumb enough to do this deserves the consequences

>> No.12107762

>>12107707
>tfw lining my microwave with aluminium foil rn to save money and prevent deadly radiation

>> No.12107789

>>12107632
>goes through a drivethru with 4 cards in front
>wonders why his order wasn't delivered to him straight away.

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>>12107632
1.Take a small pot or kettle and fill with water.
2.Bring water to boil.
3.Remove from heat.
4.Add tea leaves/powered tea in water and mix
5.After 5 minutes strain the tea.
6.Add sugar or milk if you're a faggot.

You know have a large quantity of good tea. Enjoy.