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I guess.

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>> No.12101246

fucking trash recipe, literally looks like fucking prison food. Complete shit.

>> No.12101256

It's good to know David Tennant is a monster in real life and doesn't just act like one on tv.

>> No.12101259

Who the fuck is David Tennant?

>> No.12101269

similar to frito lays sandwich that white trash eat in the deserts of southern california. yuk.

>> No.12101276

>shirt says "ConBody, do the time"
It literally is prison food, lad.

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>David Tennant
Face blindness is common amongst autists so I'll forgive you

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>> No.12101485

Jesus fuck m8.

That's Richard Hammond from Top Gear / Grand Tour.

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>> No.12101522

That motherfucker wants to eat your soul

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>> No.12101532

best part is when he licks his fingers. im sure he never washes between orders. spit seasoning makes it extra special.

>> No.12101539

It's my understanding that he prefers children's souls.

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>> No.12101578

Do Europeans actually eat this?

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>> No.12101596

I had to cut out the part where they fuck at the end because it's a blue board.

>> No.12101637

You can't say shit like that without providing a source, my man

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>> No.12101698

>chippo sandwitch
fucking English

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.12102230

look how much additional shit you can fit into that bag before adding water, what a ripoff

>> No.12102238

Dry Mouth: The Sandwich

Aren't other chip but ties supposed to have a bunch of other sauces slathered on? That much starch with that little sauce looks boring.

>> No.12102246

you can put HP sauce or whatever you like on it and you don't have to have gay buttsex afterwards like in the video

>> No.12102272

>its raw

fucking hell m8 got me good

>> No.12102297

What in the fuck got into people's minds to even think up this recipe? Seems like you're making straight up poison.

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>> No.12102337

>tripping your children for youtube views
millenials were a mistake

>> No.12102367

>What in the fuck got into people's minds to even think up this recipe?

>> No.12102471

>The pretentious dollop of sauce on the board.

The chip butty is a favourite with children but jesus christ these guys can get fucked with that bland shit.

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>> No.12102587

Clever people who knew the chemical reactions necessary to refine cocaine, who then found commonly available products that contain some of those chemicals in order to do that process.

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>> No.12102657

coke heads crepes

>> No.12102669

Good job anon.

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>100 dollars per pound of wagyu beef
>next shot instantly dumps it in a deep fryer

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>> No.12102836

thought it was the coke recipe

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this is murder

repent with some wholesome bread rising, you animal

>> No.12102911

did I miss something here
why is gordon ramsey making cocaine

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>Gordon on Cocaine
>Gordon Ramsay explores the global cocaine trade, observing police as they arrest users and dealers and visiting Colombia, the world's biggest producer of cocaine.
He's got a personal interest in it because his brother's heavily into it.

>> No.12103051

There's at least 20% orphaned children's hearts processed in that food from him to look that way.

>> No.12103055

Loli hate pizza.

>> No.12103056

When you reach the point where you're that needy for attention, it's time to seek professional help.

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Wait, I got that wrong. He's addicted to heroin, but Ramsay talked about it a bit on the show as part of why he's concerned about people in the restaurant industry getting into drugs.

>> No.12103073

Fuck you

>> No.12103078

It's just chemistry

>> No.12103088

The meat looks good but those are some thick fuckin' slices.

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>> No.12103131

when i close my eyes and think of the word "bugman" this is the first guy that pops into my head

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Fucking Kay. Gotta love her.

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whoops wrong one

>> No.12103234

hope she likes shooting grease out of her ass

>> No.12103236

How do you keep a factory like this hygenic

>> No.12103246

Whatever it is, it looks cleaner than most kitchens I've seen. At least at the time they took the video, that is.

>> No.12103259

Most of the machines probably have automated cleaning steps as part of their production cycle.

>> No.12103566

its supposed to be retarded not handicapped newfag

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hot off the presses

>> No.12103608

The machines for this kinda stuff operate really precise, so there's not much spillage.
Other than that, there's cleaning at the end of every shift

>> No.12103645

Looks more like cold of the presses

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it's steaming my dude, you'd have to fan your mouth while half wincing if you ate that meat as is

>> No.12103699

When will he die

>> No.12103710

i love this gay dudes

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his health is better than ever and his success hasn't slowed down. my guess? 2048

>> No.12103738

This "hobby" is fucking retarded but what do they even do? Do they just jam it in their mouth, wet it and swallow without chewing? I don't get competitive eating at all.

>> No.12103779

I'm sure she's used to pushing various viscous fluids out of her ass.

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look at these vegans!

>> No.12103816

>sees camera
>"oh shiet, I'm going to get me a place on these "super fast food workers" compilations on facebook
>ends up in a "inspirational people who don't let cerebral palsy stop them" compilation instead

>> No.12103832

what's the point? just looks like steak put in between two plain slices of bread

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I worked with similar machines. The "end" of every section has a cleaning shower section with warm chlorinated water underneath and after every shift the cleaning crew would wash everything with high pressure hot water with chlorine and other cleaning agents.

>> No.12103908

Truly a work of art, anon.

>> No.12103932

Considering Gordon's family issues with drugs I get the feeling he wouldn't do an episode showing how they're made

>> No.12103959

Teflon ? What about the maillard reaction !

>> No.12103964

How fagg?

>> No.12103989

>what is katsu

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his wife is fucking disgusting
inside and out
even in the videos she treats him like shes an 8/10 and has a serious attitude problem
fucking disgusting pig, really fucking disgusting
no wonder his son tried to kill her

>> No.12104146

do your research ass clown

>> No.12104187

>no wonder his son tried to kill her
Really? Whats the story here?

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big boy garrett got sick of this literal pig, this literal bucket of lard, this literal 8-ball, prancing around the house and took her down to the ground.

then jack threw him out and he became homeless because bacon grease is more important to him than his own son

>> No.12104313

I would actually try that.

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>> No.12104340

But how does he get out?

>> No.12104341

Thanks Anon.
I've just looked into it and Jacks on camera saying he choked Garrett so hard his nose started to bleed!

>> No.12104361

My dad used to work in a packing plant similar to this, but less fancy. He told me that the machines were on just a few hours, and at the end of that period everyone got a scrubbin. With bleach like products and most of the time they spent much more time cleaning the machines, than the machines being on themselves.

>> No.12104911

Jack Scalfani here
thats not true

>> No.12104953

Jack Scalfani here
youre not me

>> No.12104976
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It was an ITV series. The premise is that he's sick of how prominent cocaine use is in the restaurant industry, so he goes on a journey to learn how it's made and why it's so common.

>> No.12104978

Jack had like 3 strokes, he can't type

>> No.12104985

I had 2 strokes and my wife is typong this do you know how to type ok

>> No.12105225

Yeah, and his decision is to do keto which guarantees he'll suffer a massive stroke within the year, lol! And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.12105242

didn't you watch the video? the ketchup goes on the cutting board so you have to then wash the thing. however, you don't actually use the ketchup because you're very eager to get to the gay ass fucking afterwards.

>> No.12105449

I get that reference

>> No.12105690

imagine being able to livestream yourself doing this, and fat sweaty fucking disgusting losers PAY YOU to do it

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that was probably a side effect of all the weed he was smoking

>> No.12105848

>eats your fort

>> No.12105854

You take that back right now

>> No.12105856

One of the guys who helped ruin Doctor Who

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>> No.12105866

You know, before watching that webm I never put together the two facts that "McDonald" is a Scottish name and Scottish food is the absolute worst unhealthy shit in them world. Interesting.

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>> No.12106280

where does he hide those children bodies?

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>> No.12106955

>licks his fingers
i got some bad news for you bois, that's a quick-pick booger-flick, not a sick finger-lick

>> No.12107237

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose

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>file name
Very nice
Also checked

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>food is just how it looks

>> No.12107678

I always fucking hate those facebook videos where they have no sound and it's about people presenting food and they always make these god damned faces..


>> No.12107712

>why did you ruin it?
>cuz the recipe calls for it to be ruined, duh!
You're not very smart, are you.

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>uses something I don't use

>> No.12108021

theres grass in africa?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>> No.12108031

he smuggles cocaine on the side.

>> No.12108039

fat fetishists need to be rounded up and killed.

>> No.12108052

Probably an educated chemist who figured out a way to make it with more easily available ingredients after learning how to do it properly

>> No.12108053

isn't that just a roast at that point?

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>> No.12108091

no thanks. i'd rather a sausage roll, pleazse

>> No.12108098

what is she eating here?

>> No.12108108

i wish i could design stuff like this. fascinating, really

>> No.12108121

this is the most homoerotic cooking video i've ever seen, it's hilarious

>> No.12108133

Perfect preparation for anal.

>> No.12108143

Interesting question, where is the boundary of the steak-roast continuum?

>> No.12108145

It's always been handicapped. Just like you.

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>uses facebook

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God i wish i could make french fries sandwich with my bf

>> No.12108816

its by design. The bag is inflated with an inert gas to protect the chips during shipping. The weight of the contents are written on the bag.

>> No.12108823

The retarded kid that eats anything for 2 dolars has grow up

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can you remember

>> No.12109175

well, to be fair. They are already rounding themselfs up

>> No.12109475

Soft like a pillow.

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>> No.12109502

just give me the fucking burger instead, this is stupid

>> No.12109532

and yet, this is illegal to do with geese

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>> No.12109548

>You will never have a gay boyfriend that cooks fries with you.
Why even live?

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>> No.12109558

Why do I want to fuck this lady so badly?

>> No.12109572

Because she's unattractive and your brain is telling you that means she'd be an easy lay

>> No.12109644

Doctor Who with Converse & glasses.

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>> No.12109720

this is pretty cool desu

>> No.12109767

if you've never seen chocolate or fire before, I guess

>> No.12109783

those fries are so fuckin undercooked. gross

>> No.12109784

It's a parody of other attention seeking women on YouTube.

>> No.12109808

He moves the eggs

>> No.12109829

She looks like a baby factory but shes ugly and you know you shouldn't but you still want to.

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My personal Irish twist on classic scrambled

>> No.12109868

>she's not a useless instagram thot so she shouldn't have children

>> No.12109885

why the FUCK would anybody want to eat that shit, even in prison? why not just eat all that garbage separately like every other law abiding citizen?

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>> No.12109942

context? i thought this was a fucking joke at first

>> No.12109946

this cannot be real

>> No.12109979

When you only have the same small selection of items to eat for multiple years, you do anything to try to add variety to your day.

>> No.12109994
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>> No.12110005

It's the la beast fuck nut

>> No.12110060

It isn't real
german scripted reality tv

>> No.12110096

No. Just no.

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>> No.12110107

That's not what he meant. It was more like "[that kid archetype] really grew up like this."

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>> No.12110224

Probably just easier to send it up the other chute

>> No.12110231

Why did I just watch some Joyzee goomba stuff his fat face full of burgers?

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>that dead hand

>> No.12110301

I hate drugs yet this webm still hurts

>> No.12110346

they don't do it like this anymore
t. bolivian

>> No.12110354

i want >>12101496 to prove >>12101455

>> No.12110462

How do they do it now?

>> No.12110463

Nah, he's a SoCal beaner.

>> No.12110506

the heisenberg treatment
lot of machines and automatization
some years ago there was a lot of people buying washing machines and microwave ovens in bulk, supposedly they used them for "urban" laboratories

>> No.12110526

Which method do you use?

>> No.12110548

I just chew coca leaves as a good citizen

>> No.12110640

What's Scottish about this?

>> No.12110853

how do the eggs get out?

>> No.12110915

Anybody who does these videos has a scientific responsibility to record their next bowel movements and make them free for public viewing.

>> No.12110932

is he holding a fucking mouse at the beginning?

>> No.12110989

that looks fun

>> No.12111022

He took something normal and completely ruined it. It's what those kilt wearing faggots do.

>> No.12111031


Do Americans really do this!?

>> No.12111050

>We take the best beef in the world, bread it, fry it, and stick it between buttered bread.

And you autists think we Americans can't cook.

>> No.12111074

>A guy who would fuck up boiling a pot of water

>> No.12111082

Plastic bag.

>> No.12111094

circus food

>> No.12111366

Maybe you don't, but this is the Gordon Ramsey Michelin approved way, not the Bolivian family restaurant way.

See what I mean? It's fucking frozen in the middle!

>> No.12111372
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Now that he has his Pioneer Woman cooking set that will not be a problem.
God is great, love you all.

>> No.12111484

https://youtu.be/jyZ3Of23xCg is a much better version of that. More authentic too.

>> No.12111485

el boliviANO jaksjaskajskjaksjaskjasjakjsak

>> No.12111508

It's really not as bad as they make it sound. "battery acid" is just sulfuric acid, not poisonous. "Concrete mix" is just calcium, it's good for your bones. All of the gasoline and most of the other stuff is filtered out. If cocaine wasn't safe, people would be dying all the time.

>> No.12111517

it's haet you mong

>> No.12111534

recipe for dull knives

>> No.12111601

This is some next level b8.

>> No.12111612

Why are they doing that?

>> No.12111644
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like and subscribe

>> No.12111734

Too close to home?

>> No.12111925

Came here to like this webm, but I can't because of the shitty name.<div class="like-perk-cnt">🙁</div>

>> No.12112072

That doesn't look fancy at all. In fact, it looks pretty damn pathetic, like even cheaper than regular fast food burger.

>> No.12112125

I ate one of these in Lisbon, was breddy gud

>> No.12112652

You have some serious autism, anon. Not even joking.

>> No.12112664

What's the point?

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>> No.12112745

They kinda do though, not heroin numbers of deaths, but still.

>> No.12112747

I'm not clicking on any links to fucking Kali Muscle.

>> No.12112797

It's brits that eat that. Don't ask me why

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>> No.12112930

did he just chop a fucking onion with a plastic knife?

>> No.12112947

Bullshit, he totally went over there to score some coke himself

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>> No.12113055

How new are you?

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>rounded up
Well well what have we here?

>> No.12113096

What is with the European obsession with cheese? Its just stinky fat, next time try making sandwich with no cheese, thx.

>> No.12113452

I know a guy that had a stroke from doing coke and sitting all day

>> No.12113593

Live in your bubble then, virgin

>> No.12113838

>removes the crust

>> No.12113891

look at the shit stain he's smearing around with his tail
imagine the smell

>> No.12113906

If I had to guess they are emulating this story in the bible:


Still fucking retarded

>> No.12113926

i wish gordon ramsay would do a video of him reacting to jack's biggest fuckups

>> No.12113929

>thinks it's fine to not be a crustcutter<div class="like-perk-cnt">👌</div>

>> No.12113935

he probably had high blood pressure and other risk factors to begin with. never take stimulants or at least not huge amounts of them if you're a fatty with high BP

>> No.12114037

those lines are terrible. so thick. you'd have a hard time doing that.
there must be several grams on that phone.

>> No.12114109

you cunt

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>> No.12114667

>food that only exists because of instagram

I hate the world

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<div class="like-perk-cnt">😃</div>

>> No.12114928

Yeah. All those guys eating Raclette in the 13th century were only doing it for likes on Instagram.

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See it's effects before you lob it in some cunts face on Tottenham high Street.

>> No.12115373

We need a dislike button for shit like this

>> No.12115423

Typical nobles eating weird shit

>> No.12115437

We need it for newfags like yourself.

>> No.12115447

Yeah, there's no point in doing that.

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>> No.12115919

animals died for this

>> No.12115930

Nah, they just hacked off a leg. It's still alive.

>> No.12115966

You'll get no likes from me you ego lifting retard.

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>> No.12116062

Isn't that Pierce Brosnan's wife?

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>> No.12116274

I swear the restaurants in NYC are run by genuine autists

>> No.12116281

Mmm big macs

>> No.12116290

this looks fucking disgusting

>> No.12116303
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Why are the Scotts trying to be more American than me?
Everyone knows flavortown is in the USeh.

>> No.12116327

Fucking HOW?!

>> No.12116353

Too much SMASH, not enough SLAM

>> No.12116364

100% English

>> No.12116373

He has to sell all the eggs.

>> No.12116715

I don't remember seeing this before, but I know is Jack.

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>> No.12116833

>no signet ring
guess what? WRONG<div class="like-perk-cnt">♨️</div>

>> No.12117065

\cuckjack\ when?

>> No.12117080

his ex-wife allegedly was 'abusive' towards him. while it is not much to go on I don't think it is beyond the realm of possibility that Jack already has been cuckolded.
Tammy won't do it though because she's a good gal.

>> No.12117116

Only children have the crust cut out.

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>> No.12118122

I don't get people who think this way. The net content is literally on the bag, you aren't getting less than what you pay for. Not a ripoff.

>> No.12118149

Here's your (you).

>> No.12118150

>Food should only be prepared one way
Wtf are you so smug about anon, the other guy is completely right. Dumb fuck.

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>take the mrs out for a nice dinner after a long work week
>just looking to relax and enjoy a good meal
>get to dessert
>see menu has hot fudge sundae, figure why the hell not
>see the waiter's face light up
>few minutes later, a series of loud clangs comes out of the kitchen
>they bring out a giant fucking rock to the table
>think "what the fuck is this, I just wanted a simple hot fudge sundae"
>they fucking pour fire on it
>rock starts melting
>I think I'm about to be murdered and served to some billionaire and this is just their way of signifying that
>start to see it open up
>oh god it's got something in it, what horrors await me
>my fucking face when it's my dessert

>> No.12118186

Dumb reaction.

>> No.12118190

god damn, this actually pisses me off
i hope that's straight fucking baking soda or something

>> No.12118207

still prefer a fried ice cream

>> No.12118281

h---hhhwh-w-w--wowoowioowoowww lwitearylllw how? haha

>> No.12118285

Low effort anon

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>people would be dying all the time

>> No.12118450

imagine the handjobs

>> No.12118663

Fucking feeders I swear...

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Is that Natty achievable Bros?

>> No.12118769

>45 seconds to separate a fucking egg yolk

>> No.12118774

>no seasoning apart from the extremely small amount of badly distributed salt at the end of the cooking process

>> No.12118939

stick to mcdonalds dumb flyover

>> No.12118964

fake and gay

>> No.12119231

>Pures Leben logo

Congratulation you are wrong and also obsessed.

>> No.12119538

Requesting the webm of some Bolivian(?) Guy making food in his small cramped room. He had a bucket of carrots and used potatoes

>> No.12119583

The Beast has done that a couple of times

>> No.12119646

Based Dino finally teaching Yoghurt how to cook.

>> No.12119671

>putting batter in the basket


>> No.12119741

This is the weirdest timeline

>> No.12119744

I don't understand. Who is subscribing and watching these videos. I fucking HATE his face. It's such an irrational hatred, but boy is it strong.

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>> No.12119885

Cuz fuck vegetables

>> No.12120019

This is from German TV

>> No.12120025

Is it really scripted if she's that fat? I mean probably half of that is what she actually eats

>> No.12120248

Is he eating raw eggs, shell and all ?

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I don't like facebook either, but you're a retarded faggot.
>Stop liking what I don't like !

>> No.12120342

Where are the bodies Mark ?

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>> No.12120542

>chip butty
Literally the greatest, except you need to slather the bread with butter

>> No.12120596

isn't pork haram?

>> No.12121013

That would be a waste of seasoning

>> No.12121129

my bet would be HAAAAA PEEEPAAAA

>> No.12121336

F for pizza

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