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I guess.

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>>12101129

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>> No.12101246

>>12101221
fucking trash recipe, literally looks like fucking prison food. Complete shit.

>> No.12101256

>>12101129
It's good to know David Tennant is a monster in real life and doesn't just act like one on tv.

>> No.12101259

>>12101256
Who the fuck is David Tennant?

>> No.12101269

>>12101246
similar to frito lays sandwich that white trash eat in the deserts of southern california. yuk.

>> No.12101276

>>12101246
>shirt says "ConBody, do the time"
It literally is prison food, lad.

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>>12101256
>David Tennant
Face blindness is common amongst autists so I'll forgive you

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>>12101129

>> No.12101485

>>12101256
Jesus fuck m8.

That's Richard Hammond from Top Gear / Grand Tour.

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>> No.12101522

>>12101496
That motherfucker wants to eat your soul

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>> No.12101532

>>12101500
best part is when he licks his fingers. im sure he never washes between orders. spit seasoning makes it extra special.

>> No.12101539

>>12101522
It's my understanding that he prefers children's souls.

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>> No.12101578

>>12101557
Do Europeans actually eat this?

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>> No.12101596

>>12101578
I had to cut out the part where they fuck at the end because it's a blue board.

>> No.12101637

>>12101596
You can't say shit like that without providing a source, my man

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>> No.12101698

>>12101578
>chippo sandwitch
fucking English

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>>12101708

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>>12101500
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.12102230

>>12101221
look how much additional shit you can fit into that bag before adding water, what a ripoff

>> No.12102238

>>12101557
Dry Mouth: The Sandwich

Aren't other chip but ties supposed to have a bunch of other sauces slathered on? That much starch with that little sauce looks boring.

>> No.12102246

>>12102238
you can put HP sauce or whatever you like on it and you don't have to have gay buttsex afterwards like in the video

>> No.12102272

>>12101455
>its raw

fucking hell m8 got me good

>> No.12102297

>>12101455
What in the fuck got into people's minds to even think up this recipe? Seems like you're making straight up poison.

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>>12101129

>> No.12102336

>>12102331

>Canadian_PSA.webm

>> No.12102337

>>12102331
>tripping your children for youtube views
millenials were a mistake

>> No.12102367

>>12102297
>What in the fuck got into people's minds to even think up this recipe?
Cocaine

>> No.12102471

>>12101557
>The pretentious dollop of sauce on the board.

The chip butty is a favourite with children but jesus christ these guys can get fucked with that bland shit.

>> No.12102579

>>12102128
meth

>> No.12102587

>>12102297
Clever people who knew the chemical reactions necessary to refine cocaine, who then found commonly available products that contain some of those chemicals in order to do that process.

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>> No.12102657

>>12101500
coke heads crepes

>> No.12102669

>>12102633
>filename
Good job anon.

>> No.12102676

>>12102128
based

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>>12101545
>100 dollars per pound of wagyu beef
>next shot instantly dumps it in a deep fryer
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

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>> No.12102836

>>12101455
thought it was the coke recipe
welp

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>>12101129
this is murder

repent with some wholesome bread rising, you animal

>> No.12102911

>>12101455
did I miss something here
why is gordon ramsey making cocaine

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>>12102911
>Gordon on Cocaine
>Gordon Ramsay explores the global cocaine trade, observing police as they arrest users and dealers and visiting Colombia, the world's biggest producer of cocaine.
He's got a personal interest in it because his brother's heavily into it.

>> No.12103051

>>12101496
There's at least 20% orphaned children's hearts processed in that food from him to look that way.

>> No.12103055

>>12102331
Loli hate pizza.

>> No.12103056

>>12101524
When you reach the point where you're that needy for attention, it's time to seek professional help.

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>>12103039
Wait, I got that wrong. He's addicted to heroin, but Ramsay talked about it a bit on the show as part of why he's concerned about people in the restaurant industry getting into drugs.

>> No.12103073

>>12101590
Fuck you

>> No.12103078

>>12102297
It's just chemistry

>> No.12103088

>>12103057
The meat looks good but those are some thick fuckin' slices.

>> No.12103107

>>12103088
So?

>> No.12103131

>>12101496
when i close my eyes and think of the word "bugman" this is the first guy that pops into my head

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>>12103088
>but
?

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>>12101590
Fucking Kay. Gotta love her.

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>> No.12103176

>>12103161
DAR

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>>12103206
whoops wrong one

>> No.12103234

>>12103161
hope she likes shooting grease out of her ass

>> No.12103236

>>12103167
How do you keep a factory like this hygenic

>> No.12103246

>>12103236
Whatever it is, it looks cleaner than most kitchens I've seen. At least at the time they took the video, that is.

>> No.12103259

>>12103236
Most of the machines probably have automated cleaning steps as part of their production cycle.

>> No.12103566

>>12102128
its supposed to be retarded not handicapped newfag

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hot off the presses

>> No.12103608

>>12103236
The machines for this kinda stuff operate really precise, so there's not much spillage.
Other than that, there's cleaning at the end of every shift

>> No.12103645

>>12103580
Looks more like cold of the presses

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>>12103645
it's steaming my dude, you'd have to fan your mouth while half wincing if you ate that meat as is

>> No.12103699

>>12103656
When will he die

>> No.12103710

>>12101557
i love this gay dudes

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>>12103699
his health is better than ever and his success hasn't slowed down. my guess? 2048

>> No.12103738

>>12101708
>>12101931
This "hobby" is fucking retarded but what do they even do? Do they just jam it in their mouth, wet it and swallow without chewing? I don't get competitive eating at all.

>> No.12103779

>>12103234
I'm sure she's used to pushing various viscous fluids out of her ass.

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>>12101129
look at these vegans!

>> No.12103816

>>12101500
>sees camera
>"oh shiet, I'm going to get me a place on these "super fast food workers" compilations on facebook
>ends up in a "inspirational people who don't let cerebral palsy stop them" compilation instead

>> No.12103832

>>12101545
what's the point? just looks like steak put in between two plain slices of bread

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>>12103236
I worked with similar machines. The "end" of every section has a cleaning shower section with warm chlorinated water underneath and after every shift the cleaning crew would wash everything with high pressure hot water with chlorine and other cleaning agents.

>> No.12103908

>>12103864
Truly a work of art, anon.

>> No.12103932

>>12101455
Considering Gordon's family issues with drugs I get the feeling he wouldn't do an episode showing how they're made

>> No.12103959

>>12103864
Teflon ? What about the maillard reaction !

>> No.12103964

>>12101132
How fagg?

>> No.12103989

>>12102685
>what is katsu

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>>12103722
his wife is fucking disgusting
inside and out
even in the videos she treats him like shes an 8/10 and has a serious attitude problem
fucking disgusting pig, really fucking disgusting
no wonder his son tried to kill her

>> No.12104146

>>12103566
do your research ass clown

>> No.12104187

>>12104130
>no wonder his son tried to kill her
Really? Whats the story here?

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>>12104187
big boy garrett got sick of this literal pig, this literal bucket of lard, this literal 8-ball, prancing around the house and took her down to the ground.

then jack threw him out and he became homeless because bacon grease is more important to him than his own son

>> No.12104313

>>12101129
I would actually try that.

>> No.12104336

>>12104235
kek

>> No.12104340

>>12101132
But how does he get out?

>> No.12104341

>>12104235
Thanks Anon.
I've just looked into it and Jacks on camera saying he choked Garrett so hard his nose started to bleed!

>> No.12104361

>>12103236
My dad used to work in a packing plant similar to this, but less fancy. He told me that the machines were on just a few hours, and at the end of that period everyone got a scrubbin. With bleach like products and most of the time they spent much more time cleaning the machines, than the machines being on themselves.

>> No.12104911

>>12104235
Jack Scalfani here
thats not true

>> No.12104953

>>12104911
Jack Scalfani here
youre not me

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>>12103932
It was an ITV series. The premise is that he's sick of how prominent cocaine use is in the restaurant industry, so he goes on a journey to learn how it's made and why it's so common.

>> No.12104978

>>12104953
Jack had like 3 strokes, he can't type

>> No.12104985

>>12104978
I had 2 strokes and my wife is typong this do you know how to type ok

>> No.12105225

>>12104978
Yeah, and his decision is to do keto which guarantees he'll suffer a massive stroke within the year, lol! And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.12105242

>>12102238
didn't you watch the video? the ketchup goes on the cutting board so you have to then wash the thing. however, you don't actually use the ketchup because you're very eager to get to the gay ass fucking afterwards.

>> No.12105449

>>12102336
>Canadian_PSA.webm
I get that reference

>> No.12105690

>>12103192
imagine being able to livestream yourself doing this, and fat sweaty fucking disgusting losers PAY YOU to do it

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>>12104341
that was probably a side effect of all the weed he was smoking

>> No.12105848

>>12103168
>eats your fort

>> No.12105854

>>12101132
You take that back right now

>> No.12105856

>>12101256
One of the guys who helped ruin Doctor Who

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>>12105854

>> No.12105866

>>12101129
You know, before watching that webm I never put together the two facts that "McDonald" is a Scottish name and Scottish food is the absolute worst unhealthy shit in them world. Interesting.

>> No.12106276

>>12101190
moar

>> No.12106280

>>12101496
where does he hide those children bodies?

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>>12103816

>> No.12106955

>>12101500
>licks his fingers
i got some bad news for you bois, that's a quick-pick booger-flick, not a sick finger-lick

>> No.12107237

>>12106955
you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose

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>>12102633
>file name
Very nice
Also checked

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>>12103832
>food is just how it looks

>> No.12107678

>>12101496
I always fucking hate those facebook videos where they have no sound and it's about people presenting food and they always make these god damned faces..

CAN'T YOU HAVE A NORMAL HUMAN REACTION YOU DAFT CUNT?

>> No.12107712

>>12103989
>why did you ruin it?
>cuz the recipe calls for it to be ruined, duh!
You're not very smart, are you.

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>> No.12107726

>>12105690
K A L I
Y U G A

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>>12107678
>facebook

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>>12107869
>uses something I don't use

>> No.12108021

>>12103813
theres grass in africa?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>> No.12108031

>>12102911
he smuggles cocaine on the side.

>> No.12108039

>>12103177
fat fetishists need to be rounded up and killed.

>> No.12108052

>>12102297
Probably an educated chemist who figured out a way to make it with more easily available ingredients after learning how to do it properly

>> No.12108053

>>12102888
isn't that just a roast at that point?

>> No.12108063

>>12106280
WHAT BODIES?

>> No.12108091

>>12101557
no thanks. i'd rather a sausage roll, pleazse

>> No.12108098

>>12101708
what is she eating here?

>> No.12108108

>>12103167
i wish i could design stuff like this. fascinating, really

>> No.12108121

>>12101557
this is the most homoerotic cooking video i've ever seen, it's hilarious

>> No.12108133

>>12103234
Perfect preparation for anal.

>> No.12108143

>>12108053
Interesting question, where is the boundary of the steak-roast continuum?

>> No.12108145

>>12103566
It's always been handicapped. Just like you.

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>>12107917
>uses facebook

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>>12101557
God i wish i could make french fries sandwich with my bf

>> No.12108816

>>12102230
its by design. The bag is inflated with an inert gas to protect the chips during shipping. The weight of the contents are written on the bag.

>> No.12108823

>>12103168
The retarded kid that eats anything for 2 dolars has grow up

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>>12103167
can you remember

>> No.12109175

>>12103177
well, to be fair. They are already rounding themselfs up

>> No.12109475

>>12103192
Soft like a pillow.

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>>12101545

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>> No.12109502

>>12109491
just give me the fucking burger instead, this is stupid

>> No.12109532

>>12103177
and yet, this is illegal to do with geese

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>>12109534

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>> No.12109548

>>12101557
>You will never have a gay boyfriend that cooks fries with you.
Why even live?

>> No.12109552

>>12103039
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>> No.12109558

>>12109539
>>12109534
Why do I want to fuck this lady so badly?

>> No.12109572

>>12109558
Because she's unattractive and your brain is telling you that means she'd be an easy lay

>> No.12109644

>>12101259
Doctor Who with Converse & glasses.

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>> No.12109720

>>12109673
this is pretty cool desu

>> No.12109767

>>12109720
if you've never seen chocolate or fire before, I guess

>> No.12109783

>>12102888
those fries are so fuckin undercooked. gross

>> No.12109784

>>12103056
It's a parody of other attention seeking women on YouTube.

>> No.12109808

>>12104340
He moves the eggs

>> No.12109829

>>12109558
She looks like a baby factory but shes ugly and you know you shouldn't but you still want to.

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>>12101129

>> No.12109863
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My personal Irish twist on classic scrambled

>> No.12109868

>>12109829
>she's not a useless instagram thot so she shouldn't have children
lmao

>> No.12109885

>>12101221
why the FUCK would anybody want to eat that shit, even in prison? why not just eat all that garbage separately like every other law abiding citizen?

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>>12109829

>> No.12109942

>>12103135
context? i thought this was a fucking joke at first

>> No.12109946

>>12103197
this cannot be real

>> No.12109979

>>12109885
When you only have the same small selection of items to eat for multiple years, you do anything to try to add variety to your day.

>> No.12109994
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12109994

>> No.12110005

>>12108823
It's the la beast fuck nut

>> No.12110060

>>12109946
It isn't real
german scripted reality tv

>> No.12110096

>>12103192
No. Just no.

>> No.12110105
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12110105

>>12101129

>> No.12110107

>>12110005
That's not what he meant. It was more like "[that kid archetype] really grew up like this."

>> No.12110218

>>12102128
faggot

>> No.12110224

>>12108133
Probably just easier to send it up the other chute

>> No.12110231

>>12101190
Why did I just watch some Joyzee goomba stuff his fat face full of burgers?

>> No.12110242
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>>12103656
>that dead hand

>> No.12110301

>>12104976
I hate drugs yet this webm still hurts

>> No.12110346

>>12101455
they don't do it like this anymore
t. bolivian

>> No.12110354

>>12101496
i want >>12101496 to prove >>12101455

>> No.12110462

>>12110346
How do they do it now?

>> No.12110463

>>12110231
Nah, he's a SoCal beaner.

>> No.12110506

>>12110462
the heisenberg treatment
lot of machines and automatization
some years ago there was a lot of people buying washing machines and microwave ovens in bulk, supposedly they used them for "urban" laboratories

>> No.12110526

>>12110506
Which method do you use?

>> No.12110548

>>12110526
I just chew coca leaves as a good citizen

>> No.12110640

>>12101129
What's Scottish about this?

>> No.12110853

>>12101132
how do the eggs get out?

>> No.12110915

>>12103168
Anybody who does these videos has a scientific responsibility to record their next bowel movements and make them free for public viewing.

>> No.12110932

>>12104976
is he holding a fucking mouse at the beginning?

>> No.12110989

>>12101132
that looks fun

>> No.12111022

>>12110640
He took something normal and completely ruined it. It's what those kilt wearing faggots do.

>> No.12111031

>>12103197
MY GOD!

Do Americans really do this!?

>> No.12111050

>>12101545
>We take the best beef in the world, bread it, fry it, and stick it between buttered bread.

And you autists think we Americans can't cook.

>> No.12111074

>>12103656
>A guy who would fuck up boiling a pot of water

>> No.12111082

>>12110932
Plastic bag.

>> No.12111094

>>12108098
>she
>beard
circus food

>> No.12111366

>>12110346
Maybe you don't, but this is the Gordon Ramsey Michelin approved way, not the Bolivian family restaurant way.

>>12110506
>microwaves
See what I mean? It's fucking frozen in the middle!

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>>12111074
Now that he has his Pioneer Woman cooking set that will not be a problem.
God is great, love you all.

>> No.12111484

>>12101221
FUCK THIS WEAK SHIT
https://youtu.be/jyZ3Of23xCg is a much better version of that. More authentic too.

>> No.12111485

>>12110346
el boliviANO jaksjaskajskjaksjaskjasjakjsak

>> No.12111508

>>12102297
It's really not as bad as they make it sound. "battery acid" is just sulfuric acid, not poisonous. "Concrete mix" is just calcium, it's good for your bones. All of the gasoline and most of the other stuff is filtered out. If cocaine wasn't safe, people would be dying all the time.

>> No.12111517

>>12103055
it's haet you mong

>> No.12111534

>>12109488
recipe for dull knives

>> No.12111601

>>12111050
This is some next level b8.

>> No.12111612

>>12103813
Why are they doing that?

>> No.12111644
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12111644

like and subscribe

>> No.12111734

>>12109868
Too close to home?

>> No.12111925

>>12101132
Came here to like this webm, but I can't because of the shitty name.<div class="like-perk-cnt">🙁</div>

>> No.12112072

>>12109491
That doesn't look fancy at all. In fact, it looks pretty damn pathetic, like even cheaper than regular fast food burger.

>> No.12112125

>>12108225
I ate one of these in Lisbon, was breddy gud

>> No.12112652

>>12107360
You have some serious autism, anon. Not even joking.

>> No.12112664

>>12109545
What's the point?

>> No.12112693

>>12111925
>>12102633

>> No.12112745

>>12111508
They kinda do though, not heroin numbers of deaths, but still.

>> No.12112747

>>12111484
I'm not clicking on any links to fucking Kali Muscle.

>> No.12112797

>>12101578
It's brits that eat that. Don't ask me why

>> No.12112917

>>12101190
56%

>> No.12112930

>>12101221
did he just chop a fucking onion with a plastic knife?

>> No.12112947

>>12104976
Bullshit, he totally went over there to score some coke himself

>> No.12113037
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>> No.12113055

>>12107360
How new are you?

>> No.12113068
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>>12108039
>rounded up
Well well what have we here?

>> No.12113096

>>12108225
What is with the European obsession with cheese? Its just stinky fat, next time try making sandwich with no cheese, thx.

>> No.12113452

>>12111508
I know a guy that had a stroke from doing coke and sitting all day

>> No.12113593

>>12112747
Live in your bubble then, virgin

>> No.12113838

>>12101545
>removes the crust
yikes

>> No.12113891

>>12103039
look at the shit stain he's smearing around with his tail
imagine the smell

>> No.12113906

>>12111612
If I had to guess they are emulating this story in the bible:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_4

Still fucking retarded

>> No.12113926

>>12111372
i wish gordon ramsay would do a video of him reacting to jack's biggest fuckups

>> No.12113929

>>12113838
>2019
>thinks it's fine to not be a crustcutter<div class="like-perk-cnt">👌</div>

>> No.12113935

>>12113452
he probably had high blood pressure and other risk factors to begin with. never take stimulants or at least not huge amounts of them if you're a fatty with high BP

>> No.12114037

>>12104976
those lines are terrible. so thick. you'd have a hard time doing that.
there must be several grams on that phone.

>> No.12114109

>>12113037
you cunt

>> No.12114590
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>> No.12114667

>>12103208
>food that only exists because of instagram

I hate the world

>> No.12114914
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<div class="like-perk-cnt">😃</div>

>> No.12114928

>>12114667
Yeah. All those guys eating Raclette in the 13th century were only doing it for likes on Instagram.

>> No.12114940

>>12114914
Perfekt!

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>>12101496

>> No.12115008

>>12111485
qepd....

>> No.12115278
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12115278

>>12109545
See it's effects before you lob it in some cunts face on Tottenham high Street.

>> No.12115373

>>12101590
We need a dislike button for shit like this

>> No.12115423

>>12114928
Typical nobles eating weird shit

>> No.12115437

>>12115373
We need it for newfags like yourself.

>> No.12115447

>>12113906
Yeah, there's no point in doing that.

>> No.12115466

>>12115278
SMASHED
L
A
M
M
E
D

>> No.12115919

>>12101590
animals died for this

>> No.12115930

>>12115919
Nah, they just hacked off a leg. It's still alive.

>> No.12115966

>>12113593
You'll get no likes from me you ego lifting retard.

>> No.12115986
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>>12103710

>> No.12116062

>>12103722
Isn't that Pierce Brosnan's wife?

>> No.12116226

>>12101132
HOW DO EGGS BREAK?

>> No.12116274

>>12101545
I swear the restaurants in NYC are run by genuine autists

>> No.12116281

>>12101590
Mmm big macs

>> No.12116290

>>12103208
this looks fucking disgusting

>> No.12116303
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12116303

>>12101129
Why are the Scotts trying to be more American than me?
Everyone knows flavortown is in the USeh.

>> No.12116327

>>12107724
Fucking HOW?!

>> No.12116353

>>12115278
Too much SMASH, not enough SLAM

>> No.12116364

>>12114914
100% English

>> No.12116373

>>12116327
He has to sell all the eggs.

>> No.12116715

>>12107724
I don't remember seeing this before, but I know is Jack.

>> No.12116789

>>12101496
WHERE ARE THE KIDS, MARK?

>> No.12116833

>>12116715
>no signet ring
guess what? WRONG<div class="like-perk-cnt">♨️</div>

>> No.12117065

>>12104130
\cuckjack\ when?

>> No.12117080

>>12117065
his ex-wife allegedly was 'abusive' towards him. while it is not much to go on I don't think it is beyond the realm of possibility that Jack already has been cuckolded.
Tammy won't do it though because she's a good gal.

>> No.12117116

>>12113929
Only children have the crust cut out.

>> No.12117174

>>12103580
Based

>> No.12118122

>>12102230
I don't get people who think this way. The net content is literally on the bag, you aren't getting less than what you pay for. Not a ripoff.

>> No.12118149

>>12103738
Here's your (you).

>> No.12118150

>>12107712
>Food should only be prepared one way
Wtf are you so smug about anon, the other guy is completely right. Dumb fuck.

>> No.12118173
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12118173

>>12109673
>take the mrs out for a nice dinner after a long work week
>just looking to relax and enjoy a good meal
>get to dessert
>see menu has hot fudge sundae, figure why the hell not
>see the waiter's face light up
>few minutes later, a series of loud clangs comes out of the kitchen
>they bring out a giant fucking rock to the table
>think "what the fuck is this, I just wanted a simple hot fudge sundae"
>they fucking pour fire on it
>rock starts melting
>I think I'm about to be murdered and served to some billionaire and this is just their way of signifying that
>start to see it open up
>oh god it's got something in it, what horrors await me
>my fucking face when it's my dessert

>> No.12118186

>>12118173
Dumb reaction.

>> No.12118190

>>12104976
god damn, this actually pisses me off
i hope that's straight fucking baking soda or something

>> No.12118207

>>12109673
still prefer a fried ice cream

>> No.12118281

>>12101132
h---hhhwh-w-w--wowoowioowoowww lwitearylllw how? haha

>> No.12118285

>>12118173
Low effort anon

>> No.12118287
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12118287

>>12111508
>people would be dying all the time

>> No.12118450

>>12103192
imagine the handjobs

>> No.12118663

>>12103177
Fucking feeders I swear...

>> No.12118754
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>>12103177
Is that Natty achievable Bros?

>> No.12118769

>>12111372
>45 seconds to separate a fucking egg yolk

>> No.12118774

>>12114590
>no seasoning apart from the extremely small amount of badly distributed salt at the end of the cooking process
Disgusting.

>> No.12118939

>>12107712
stick to mcdonalds dumb flyover

>> No.12118964

>>12104976
fake and gay

>> No.12119231

>>12111031
>Pures Leben logo
>American

Congratulation you are wrong and also obsessed.

>> No.12119538

Requesting the webm of some Bolivian(?) Guy making food in his small cramped room. He had a bucket of carrots and used potatoes

>> No.12119583

>>12110915
The Beast has done that a couple of times

>> No.12119646

>>12103150
Based Dino finally teaching Yoghurt how to cook.

>> No.12119671

>>12101129
>putting batter in the basket

NO

>> No.12119741

>>12111644
This is the weirdest timeline

>> No.12119744

>>12101496
I don't understand. Who is subscribing and watching these videos. I fucking HATE his face. It's such an irrational hatred, but boy is it strong.

>> No.12119880

>>12103197
OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12119885

>>12103197
Cuz fuck vegetables

>> No.12120019

>>12119880
This is from German TV

>> No.12120025

>>12110060
Is it really scripted if she's that fat? I mean probably half of that is what she actually eats

>> No.12120248

>>12103168
Is he eating raw eggs, shell and all ?

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>>12108685
I don't like facebook either, but you're a retarded faggot.
>Stop liking what I don't like !

>> No.12120342

>>12101496
Where are the bodies Mark ?

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>>12103816

>> No.12120542

>>12101557
>chip butty
Literally the greatest, except you need to slather the bread with butter

>> No.12120596

>>12114590
isn't pork haram?

>> No.12121013

>>12103864
That would be a waste of seasoning

>> No.12121129

>>12116715
my bet would be HAAAAA PEEEPAAAA

>> No.12121336

>>12102331
F for pizza

>>
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