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>"Can I have my steak medium-rare please?"
>"Is well-done ok?"
>"O-ok..."

>> No.12100696
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12100696

>order steak well done
>its only mediocrely done

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>I'll have a soda thanks, no ice
>Is Coke ok?

>> No.12100702

>can I get a spoon?
>is a fork okay?
>s-sure

>> No.12100724
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12100724

>I'll have a McChicken™ please, the best fast food sandwich, for me
>"Is a Whopper® ok?"

>> No.12100731

>can I have some water
>is canned liquid product ok?

>> No.12100739
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12100739

>I’ll have some blue mountain oysters
>is blue oyster cult okay?

>> No.12100745

>see hot chick
>try to get pussy
>"Is penis ok?"

>> No.12100751
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>Can I get a pint of Lager?
>Is draught okay?

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>>12100745

>> No.12100760

ha-ha, wow you guys are so funny and clever!

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>>12100760
thanks man that was a nice thing to say to us

>> No.12100771

>>12100751
What kind of faggot asks for “lager”? And draught isnt an alternate to lager, they aren’t mutually exclusive

>> No.12100782

>>12100771
sorry not every beer is an IPA you stupid incel

>> No.12100935

>>12100771
>What kind of faggot asks for “lager”?
When you ask for a Pint, it's going to be out of the tap.
A lot of bars/pubs (in my country at least) only carry one Lager on tap, the other 4 or 5 taps are ales, draughts, some local thing and something sponsored to be there
So normally when you ask for a Pint of Lager they just pour you a Pint of Lager and aren't a faggot about it

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>>12100760
r-really?

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>>12100689
>>12100696
>>12100701
>>12100702
>>12100724
>>12100731
>>12100739
>>12100745
>>12100751

>> No.12101755

>>12100689
>i'd like one steak, please.
>Okay *turns around*
>wait
>Yes?
>could it be rare?
>*audibly sighs* Yes -doesn't ask what type of rare-
>-never refills water-
>-hands me medium cooked steak-
>-gives me the bill early to get me off her table-
>Thanks for coming! :)
the smile of a woman made up for it. tipped 50% :(

>> No.12102150

>>12100739
BÖC is kino desu

>> No.12102156

>>12100760
Thanks, I do my best.