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premium cider my ass.

>> No.12098044

These are fucking awful especially the 7% ones.

>> No.12098063

>>12098044
I'm hoping that I can get smashed enough to the stage that I won't care about the taste, but you're right, these are pretty foul.

>> No.12098075
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>>12098014
Step aside!

>> No.12098093

>>12098075
still doesn't beat my mum's homemade hard apple cider.

>> No.12098143

>tfw there will never be an English international cider brand because only farmers make it
>>12098075
Botanical is better

>> No.12098151

>>12098093
I thought we are talking about commercially produced ciders. Of course you can make “better” at home.

>>12098143
Rekordelig botanical is not available in my location so I never had it.

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12098269

hope you get cancer

>> No.12098319

fuck it tastes like I'm drinking nail polish remover.

>> No.12098332

>>12098014
i wish i could find dry cider but it's all as sweet as the unfermented juice

>> No.12098398
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>>12098014
We mixed them with vodka because they already taste bad so just go with it...

>> No.12098408

>>12098075
>54 grams of sugar per bottle

>> No.12098839

>>12098014
I'll get in cider your ass fag

>> No.12098876

>>12098143
>>tfw there will never be an English international cider brand because only farmers make it

What about Westons

>> No.12098925
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12098925

"premium" is a meaningless label used to trick retards like op into overpaying for garbage.

>> No.12098956

>>12098876
i mean selling around the world

>> No.12098978

>>12098956

I drink it in Finland so that's international enough.

How many countries in the world even drink cider?

>> No.12098983

>>12098978
Plenty. But most of it is probably Somersby. The drink of the 12 year olds.

>> No.12099023

Actual good cider never makes it more than 50 miles from it's origin.

>> No.12099032

>>12098983
>Somersby
As an american that actively looks for hard ciders to drink when I eat out, I have literally never seen this on a menu.

>> No.12099041

>>12098925
It's a very low status beverage in Sweden, pretty much just what university students use to get wasted. Same with >>12098075 to an extent.

>> No.12099086

>>12098075
had two of the strawberry

>> No.12099091

>>12098075
had two of the strawberry flavour tonight. not bad.

>> No.12099325

>>12098014
>>12098075
This >>12099041
They are both considered absolute trash tier cider in Sweden.

>> No.12099340

>>12099325
Is it true that a bottle is cheaper than a coke can?

>> No.12099352

ciderkaraktär > cider

>> No.12099365

>>12098978
I mean cider is mostly a bong thing

>> No.12099373

>>12099352
Tips elk-cap

>> No.12099378
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12099378

i realize we got a lot of euros in this thread but what do you americans think about the most basic bitch cider we have, Angry Orchard

>> No.12099394 [DELETED] 

>>12099075
I had two strawberrys this night

>> No.12099424
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12099424

For me, it's pic related

>> No.12099427

>>12098014
I'm guessing if you drink cider you already take it in the ass

>> No.12099723

>>12098093
homemade cider gives the worst hangovers

>> No.12100361
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I cant understand how things like Kopparberg or Strongbow are allowed to be called ciders, especially when they are carbonated and add a gazilion tons of sugar essentially making some kind of hard apple juice.
t. lived 3 years in Kent the orchard of England

>> No.12100371

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BfF77Pvio

>> No.12100509

>>12099340
a can of rekorderlig is, yes

>> No.12100525
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>>12099378
horrible
take the scrump pill

>> No.12100547
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>>12098143
>an English international cider brand

>> No.12100614

>>12098014
Hard cider is shit anyway. You haven't lived until you've had fresh apple cider from a farm.

>> No.12100642

>>12100614
Nigga that's just juice

>> No.12100647

>>12100642
>>12100371

>> No.12100650

>>12100642
Apple "juice" is heavily filtered.

>> No.12100671

>>12100650
Fresh pressed juice is still just juice nigga
Y'all out here squeezin' oranges and calling it orange cider baka

>> No.12100750

>>12098014
kopp is the worst cider there is
we are all laughing at your misfortune

>> No.12100902

>>12100509
I fucking love rekorderlig
I need to move to Sweden right now, I'm sick of paying $10 a Litre.

>> No.12102458

Speaking for all of Sweden we would like to apologize for this and any other future "Cider" that we export.

>> No.12102504
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>>12102458
Same. It's regrettable.

>> No.12102549

>>12102458
>>12102504
Do you even have a suitable area for Apple Orchards that far North?

>> No.12102590

>>12102549
Yeah apple trees grow all over Sweden, last year was a huge bumper crop, we had something like a 700% larger harvest than normal for some reason.

>> No.12102619

>>12098014
>>12098075
Tastes like nail polish remover,disgusting.

>> No.12102625

>>12100547
>strongbow actually gets advertised to yanks as a decent cider and not chav swill on par with carling
https://youtu.be/t0u-6Qg9aU0

Kekking mate

>> No.12102683

>>12098014
do trannies really drink this?

>> No.12102717

>>12102683
I'm no tranny, but I bought it because it was only $30AUD for 2 six-packs.

>> No.12102727

>>12102717
literally only trannies drink that but im pretty sure they do it cause they think thats what girls do.

>> No.12102761

>>12098014
Who ever told you that was a premium cider? Lmao that’s what underage girls that don’t like beer drink in Sweden.

>> No.12102763

>>12098093
Or her unwashed pussy.

>> No.12102767

>>12098269
Bit rude

>> No.12102772

>>12098332
Try Cornish Scrumpy. Strong as balls and drier than a nun’s snatch.

>> No.12102773

>>12102761
It does make that claim on the can

>> No.12102775

>>12098839
Based

>> No.12102779

>>12102761
>>12102590
>>12102458
>>12099325
Alcohol is Haram, so don’t get too invested in it over there in Sweden.

>> No.12102782

>>12102772
sounds great! thanks for the suggestion

>> No.12102788

>>12102773
Holy shit
I had to check if it said the same on the Swedish can and it does
Yikes

>> No.12102794

>>12102788
Yeah I was under the impression that Sweden had strict laws against making false advertisements.

>> No.12102914

>Cider? I hardly know her!

>> No.12102976
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>>12100525
This is the king of cider afaic. Gwynty Draig Gold Medal, must have the red shitty cartoon dragon, the update isn't as good.

Tastes like sucking a goat udder.

>> No.12102993

I have only had kopparberg cider and I like it, what is a better cider?

>> No.12103028

I'd only ever drank cheap cider from markets here in the balkans. 5% alcohol.
Then I went to England and I cant drink this sweetened piss anymore, 8% midway between the ciders here and wine.
Holy fuck I miss that overpriced alcohol, id bankrupt myself willingly if I had to give 5 pounds every drink

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>>12102993

>> No.12103232
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12103232

O'arrr, lass.

>> No.12103253

>>12103232
Can recommend, very good cider.

>> No.12103285

>>12103253
It'll fuck your arse right up but it'll be kind to you while it does. Make sure you give it a swirl.

Do love that it doesn't have to be fizzy, either. Only cunts drink fizzy cider willingly IMO.

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>tfw move down south from MA
>tfw no downeast cider
At least the local stores have Woodchuck, although it's still more sweet than I like cider to be

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12105313

Here's another example of "premium" cider.
Drank plenty of it just to get fucked up when I was 16 and didn't know any different, I figured it was normal to puke every time you drank.

>> No.12105343

>>12102727
Mike's Hard Lemonade is not cider.

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Best /sip/

>> No.12106150

>>12105377
looks expensive.

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*blocks your path*

>> No.12106178

>>12098014
Sven here. These are used to get them girls drunk and enjoy the party. They fill no other function.

>> No.12106189

>>12106150
Only a couple of quid my friend. Like £2

>> No.12106215
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good stuff