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How ya want your hashbrowns, sug

>> No.12097280

all the way babby

>> No.12097297

>>12097280
>all the way babby

Imagine being so fat you pay 9.20 for hashbrowns

>> No.12097307

>>12097297
You're the fatso that assumed it would just be a side item. What else would be on that plate, Obesitor?

>> No.12097313

>>12097297
I really cant and ive not been to waffle outhouse in over a decade, but it does sound pretty delicious

>> No.12097316

Covered and topped, just like my gay dad

>> No.12097319

>>12097274
covered and peppered, darling.

>> No.12097323

all the way. except no onions, yuck

>> No.12097326

>>12097274
Smothered, covered, and topped.

>> No.12097330

>>12097297
i had a fat ass pot head friend who made me pretty fat when we used to hang out, but not as fat as him. anyhow, hed get All The Way plus at least 2 waffles every time we went there stoned. pure fucking simple carbs. dude was fat as fuck

>> No.12097335

>>12097323
>no onions
tastelet detected

>> No.12097508

>>12097307
You're the fatass that thinks eating a triple scoop plate of carbs is healthy.

>> No.12097520

>>12097508
I said no such thing. I'd eat the fuck out of a "all the way"plate of hash browns, but no way in hell could I eat anything else, nor would I think I ate health food afterwards. This is a really bad strawman to have chosen.

>> No.12097535

>>12097297
At that point he is getting a big fat omelette without the eggs so 9.20 is a reasonable price for waffle house.

>> No.12097540

>>12097520
I didn't say I thought it would just be a side. You could eat the hash browns alone and still be a fatass.

>> No.12097555

>>12097274
All the Way with a couple over easy eggs on top. I haven't been to Waffle House in a couple years, I should go back and have an acceptable meal.

>> No.12097561

>>12097274
>double, smothered and chunked and drowned in maple syrup mam. and can i get a refill on my cuppa joe, its gettin kinda low!

>> No.12097564

TRIPLE ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12097565

>>12097508
Healthy and delicious are two separate things. Sometimes you just want to indulge yourself.

>> No.12097579

>>12097540
haha what a faggot

>> No.12097593

>>12097274
If I'm just eating hashbrowns, double, smothered, covered, capped, and topped; if the hashbrowns are a side, regular, smothered and capped, maybe covered. I'll also do the sausage gravy on occasion.

>> No.12097616
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>>12097274
Just give me a big ol slop o shit.

>> No.12097629

>>12097616
>slopped

>> No.12097635

>>12097540
So you came into a thread about carbs, to bitch about carbs to people who want to talk about carbs.
You are the vegan of /ck/ threads.

>> No.12097640

Do americans really add all that pepper on food? How the hell do you keep it down? Looks far to spicy for me, food shouldn't make your stomach hurt and asshole bleed

>> No.12097663

>>12097274
I hate shit like this. It's why I only go to fast food places that still have dollar menus. What fucking size is the "all the way"? I might not want everything, but if getting it all the way costs the same as putting two toppings on a large I have no fucking clue what I'm supposed to do and feel like I'm going to get scammed either way. It's like they know most people will figure out that "all the way" is the cheaper option if they want to add more than one or two toppings, but most people will ask for "all the way" and then remove half the items - because other than the drunk crowd nobody actually wants all that together, but then the drunk crowd will probably order 2/3 of the toppings individually and spend twice the price.

>> No.12097721

>>12097663
If you could read, you would have noticed "REGULAR, DOUBLE and TRIPLE" at the top followed by "Scattered on the grill AND...". Everything after that is topping options.

>> No.12097724

>>12097663
>>12097663
this is the most jewish post i've ever seen

>> No.12097732

smothered, covered, chunked, and topped

>> No.12097738

>>12097274
why is ordering each item separate cost less than if you ordered it all the way?

>> No.12097739

>>12097274

Smothered, covered, chunked, and capped. Any more than that is for superfluous retards.

>> No.12097754

Start with a triple order of real hash browns...yes, REAL hash browns, scattered. Extra crispy. Ask for them "All The Way"

"Tony..." you ask, "What is this 'All The Way' you speak of?"

I'll tell you what "All The Way" is...

Take above mentioned hash browns. And then...

...'Smother' them with sweet sauteed onions
...'Cover' them with a loving layer of melted cheese
...'Chunk' them with the smoky porcine goodness, known as ham
...'Dice' them with fresh, juicy, grilled tomatoes
...'Pepper' them with jalapeno peppers...duh!
...'Cap' them with earthy mushrooms (not to be confused with 'putting a cap in them'. that would be rude
...'Top' them with the chili of Bert (made from freshly ground Ernie's)
...'Country' them with the heart stopping sausage gravy
...go the extra mile and finish them with 3 sunny side up eggs and douse liberally with hot sauce.
...eat, sweat, be happy, wake up next day and run to bathroom to suffer the consequences of a big ole plate of happy.

>> No.12097759

>>12097274
I like 'em like the libs I own.
salty and greasy.

>> No.12097761

none because they are dehydrated crap

>> No.12097772

>>12097738
because you can't into math

>> No.12097790

>>12097721
If you could read you'd see that every topping says, "add" before the price, except for the "all the way", which, along with the formatting, very clearly means it's its own item and not the price of adding all the toppings on top of whatever size you order.

>> No.12097841

>>12097754

So basically, how to ruin a perfectly good hash brown.

>> No.12097889

>>12097274
Do Southern ladies actually call you sug/sugar?

>> No.12097890

>>12097889
yes

source: live in oklahoma

>> No.12097897

Regular, please.
Can I have a water with that?
Thanks.

>> No.12097905

>>12097738
all the way is the same price as a regular with everything. Just checked

>> No.12098137
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>>12097508
I bet you can barely hold up your wrists

>> No.12098142

>>12097663
I hope to god you have a caretaker.

>> No.12098149

>>12097889
it's their way of coping with rampant diabetes

>> No.12098299

>>12097319
I've always admired people who can make small talk like this. It seems so scary.

>> No.12098372

>>12097274
smothered and capped

>> No.12098621

I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns :^)

>> No.12098693

>>12097790
Illiterate retard confirmed.

>> No.12098702

Squirted, trashed, smashed, spewed and spunked.

>> No.12098710

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>> No.12098886

>>12097889
they used to call people "honey" in Baltimore. now, they call you "honkey" or "cracker"

>> No.12098892

>>12097890
Oklahoma is not a Southern state, it’s a midwestern flyover state.

>> No.12098914

>>12097274
Smothered and diced, then I douse them in hot sauce.

>> No.12098960

>>12097274
who the fuck is bert

>> No.12098972

>>12097754
I actually enjoyed reading this.

>> No.12099044

>>12097274

All the way except peppered and topped, honey.

>> No.12099060

>>12097663

If you could do math you would recognise that "all the way" is everything ($4) added to a regular one ($1.50). Science.

>> No.12099064

>>12099060
That's even more dishonest.

>> No.12099083

>>12097274
triple, onions, ham, tomato. thanks love. I'll take a iced coffee if you have it, or coke if you don't.

>> No.12099237

Don't forget the Gummy Bear and the ketchup packet.

>> No.12099242

>>12097274
Covered and peppered my man.

>> No.12099281
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12099281

I went into a WaHo at 3am the other week. Couldn't sleep and hadn't eaten in a couple days. Brought a P.G. Wodehouse book to read, because it was the most my brain could handle. The waitress asked me what I wanted, I replied hashbrowns all the way. She recoiled in horror, but quickly composed herself. "D-do you mean chili AND gravy?" I nodded, and the cook laughed knowingly. She giggled nervously, "Wow, uh.. we don't get that very often." I told her it was one of those nights, and she gave me a free cherry Coke.

>> No.12099302

>>12097640
Stop making the ethnics think we can't eat spicy food, we have to live with them over here

>> No.12100010
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>>12098892

>> No.12100084

>>12097616
That's vile.

>> No.12100117

>>12100010
That map's wrong, LA belongs with MS and AL not TX and OK.

>> No.12100282

Closest waffle house is half hour away. Worth the drive?

>> No.12100362

>>12097297
Imagine being so poor that you can’t afford roadside diner hashbrowns.

>> No.12102067
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>>12100010
Kentucky isn't south just because they where woodland camo hunting gear and talk like trailer trash. that's just a sterotype of the majority. Kentucky is more north than it is south, if not (mid)west.
>>12097274
double - smothered, covered, and capped

>> No.12102169

>>12097326
This guy gets it. I just hope Bert's chili is all it's cracked up to be.

>> No.12102198

>>12100117
Who dat nation remains with Texas, get fucked kiddo.

>> No.12102219

>>12097297
>9.20
That's only for the triple. Normal size portion is only $7 and it's still a massive plate of food more than enough for a full meal or a side for two.

>>12097274
I say "with mushrooms, onions, cheese, and gravy" and they always try to correct me to whatever retarded words are on the menu.
You work here. I do not work here. I don't want to have to order in a made up waffle house language.

>> No.12102555

>>12099281
Kek

>> No.12102734

>>12097297
If you work hard you need this kind of food to stay strong you nigger

>> No.12103203

>>12097274
Even if you order every topping it's cheaper to do it individually.

I'd do everything except capped and smothered anyway.

>> No.12103205

what the fuck is wrong with americans

>> No.12103210

>>12098299
not him but thats not exactly small talk lol thats just ordering. do you not go out at all? just curious no hate

>> No.12103213
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>>12102219
Nigger it's a diner, the language they're speaking is American, deal with it or go back to iraq

>> No.12103215

>>12103213
I'm embarrassed how stupid you are

>> No.12103221

>>12097274
All the way, pillow tits

>> No.12103224

>>12097274
I'll have a double smothered covered and peppered

>> No.12103247

>>12103215
Assimilate or gtfo abdul. MELT in the POT

>> No.12105039

>>12100282
Nah, it's only good when you're eating there out of circumstance

>> No.12105053

chunk me up famalam

>> No.12105057

>>12097274
Double-triple topped and peppered.

>> No.12105065

>>12097274
Smothered, covered, peppered & capped.

>> No.12105112

I'll get a double. Covered, chunked, and diced, please.

>> No.12105150

>>12097274
Smothered.
Possibly smothered and topped if I'm drunk, which I almost undoubtedly will be.
If I'm having them alongside a regular breakfast I usually just get them plain.

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12105158

>>12098960

>> No.12105170

>>12097274
Double, smothered, diced, and capped, every time.

And I better have some eggs over-easy and city ham to go with them! And a large glass of orange juice, too!

>> No.12105173

Double smothered, covered and scattered. 2 sunny side up eggs. Cover the plate in their shitty but somehow amazing salsa

>> No.12105213

>>12098299
Just try it sometime. It's fun.

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>>12102067
Associating KY with faggot ass yankees, nah, go fuck yourself faggot. You must be a louisville nigger or a covington homo, either way you're a cocksucker and most likely a nigger or a woman.

>> No.12105357

>>12105236
Damn, Mitch, relax!

>> No.12105385

>>12097274
smothered want you covered like my waffle house hasbrowns fed ex discovery channel

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>>12105236
I am neither any of those things you just said.
Suck my wiener.

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>>12105236
>>12105357
>>12105454
How did this become a Kentucky thread, and why aren't we discussing burgoo?

>> No.12105492

>>12105462
>chili soup

>> No.12105538

>>12105462
Burgoo is a good stew especially if made with squirrel. Squirrel season is over here, but it would be great if someone did an OC when they're in season. Although turtle head can fuck right off.

>> No.12105717
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>> No.12105934

>>12097274
>>12097280
>>12097297
$.35+.35+.75+.35+.60+.70+.90=$4.00

All The Way = $5.50???

Am I missing something?

>> No.12106024

>>12105934
It has some more shit on it

>> No.12106054

>>12097754
why would someone type all that

>> No.12106061

>>12105158
Thinkin about them beans...

>> No.12106074

>>12097274
Smothered covered and capped is the only correct choice

>> No.12106085

Do people really have waffle houses where you live? Where the fuck in the US are you people? The South? Do you have minorities or something?

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>>12105934
No Anon, you are smart like me. A local Italian restaurant I frequent sells à la carte meatballs and cheesy garlic bread $.75 cheaper than their meatball hoagie. Be ever vigilant of the restaurant Jew. You'll find shit like this all the time. Pic related

>> No.12106517

>>12106024
>>12106207
Shame on you two for not realizing >>12105934 was only adding up the ingredients and not the hashbrowns. The ingredients + normal size hashbrown = $4.50.

>> No.12106520

>>12106517
$5.50* the price of All The Way

>> No.12106531

>>12097274
wait wut? the 'all the way' option is more expensive then ordering each side on its own?

>> No.12106605

>>12097274
triple, smothered, covered, chunked and peppered

>> No.12106737

>>12106207
Side B&G is probably just 1, while the main is 2

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>>12098137
HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST

>> No.12107883

>>12097274
smothered, covered and peppered please and thank you.
Oh and make that a triple

>> No.12107887

fuck now i want hash browns
I think im gonna make hash browns

>> No.12107892

>>12097274
Plain please.

>> No.12107894

>>12098137
>elaborately staged set piece for "how NOT to eat pizza"
>flyovers somehow think it's real
Every time

>> No.12107903

>>12098710
We serve food here, sir.

>> No.12108712

>>12100117
Culturally yeah, but regionally.

>> No.12108717

>>12100010
Mountain West is best West.

>> No.12108719

>>12097274
Dicked.

Thats ham and tomato

>> No.12109949

>>12105717
BASED icp poster
serve that up with a side of faygo

>> No.12110316

>>12097330
>made me pretty fat
this is really how fat tards think. always shifting the blame. god you people make me sick

>> No.12110324

>>12097663
If only restaurants had a paid professional who could answer such questions, maybe even coming right to your table and offering to do so.

>> No.12110349

>>12108717
You misspelled Mid, but yes, Midwest is best West

>> No.12110360

>>12097330
My old roommate would order two X-Large pizzas from a local place once to twice a week as his meals. I would occasionally grab a large pizza in his order. Eating a lot carbs fucks you up quick.

>> No.12110362

>>12103247
based melting pot poster