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12093098 No.12093098 [Reply] [Original]

I fucking hate New Yorkers.

>> No.12093103

>>12093098
Do New Yorkers really do this?

>> No.12093106

>>12093098
There's literally nothing "New York" about the East Village. It's basically just a year long carnival for retarded trust fund babies at this point.

>> No.12093109

>>12093098
How long until muslims start whining?

>> No.12093113

>>12093098
What's wrong with taking an experimental approach to food? The combination seems sound - pork/pork belly is often served with sweet sauces, so this is in the same vein but provides a different texture. I looked up the article and it's $3. I would definitely try it.

>> No.12093130

>>12093098
>pork
Haram

>> No.12093183

>>12093113
As much as I should care about the hipsters, at least they're doing something new. Pork belly in cotton candy is funny as fuck, and don't you dare lie and tell me people wouldn't find it novel if foreigners did it.

>>12093130
All the better.

>> No.12093192
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12093192

>>12093098

Thanks.

>> No.12093201

>>12093098
i'd eat it, pork goes well with sweet stuff

>> No.12093220
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12093220

>>12093098
>takes a bread bowl, dumps a bunch of cheese inside then butters it with tomato sauce
>calls it a pizza and not lasagna
I fucking hate Chigacoers

>> No.12093221
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12093221

>>12093192
Gross

>> No.12093719

>>12093098
>puffs

>> No.12093730

>>12093221
this is so true

I went to manhatten for a rave and all I could smell is trash

the people who live there must be immune to the smell like how those who work at sewage plants

>> No.12093734

>>12093730
Glad I live in the Midwest. You can actually afford to buy a nice house and raise a family in a crime free neighborhood.

>> No.12093742

>>12093221
Must be a fake tweet; it doesn't mention that she carries.

>> No.12093757

>>12093742
You can’t carry in NYC

>> No.12093764

>>12093757
Did they change CCW laws? I can't say I've been keeping up with it, but I remember Anthony Cumia saying he had a license. I think Trump did too.

>> No.12093767

Ehh stop hating man it sounds good. softly crunchy /sweet but airy so barely their texture sounds great with pork.

ever had boneless spare ribs? just imagine that sticky sauce in cotton candy form its the shame shit
flyovers complain about everything. Hey buddy let me know what you think of how sashimi tastes in the 5 years where you try sushi for the first time. Baby steps though dont wanna go to crazy with the seasoning, we all know how white people get with that

>> No.12093772

We hate you too

>> No.12093773

>>12093764
Oops maybe I’m wrong. I said that because I took the op screenshot and thought I remembered her writing other tweets about not being able to carry in the city. Maybe I was wrong.

>> No.12093774

>>12093773
Maybe she just doesn't have a license for NYC because she doesn't live there.
I do also remember Ant complaining that it's a total hassle to get one.

>> No.12093786

>>12093734
yea, I'd love to live anywhere except the places the celebs enjoy. I live near NY but once you get in city all you smell is trash. Upstate must be nice, but those city folk must love the smell of trash

>> No.12093796

>>12093098
sounds creative, dunno how it tastes.

>> No.12093948

>>12093757
You need a license but you can.

>> No.12093968

>>12093109
>halal van's broken down, i'm starving in a sea of bacon-eating kuffar
>ah, cotton candy, at least it's better than nothing PTTTHHHFFFF

>> No.12094017

>>12093098
Imagine living in such abundance.

>> No.12094025
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>>12093098
Imagine the pitiful life you'd have to live to let something like this rustle your jimmies.

>> No.12094032

>>12093098
I'd unironically enjoy this if it were at a fair or something

>> No.12094040

>>12093220
>Calls bread, cheese and sauce, lasagna instead of pasta cheese and sauce

>> No.12094055

>>12093774
NYC has a separate license from the rest of the state.

>> No.12094066

>>12093106
>year long carnival for retarded trust fund babies
Sounds like new york to me.

>> No.12094262

>>12093192
DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.12094273

>>12093220
What you describe is not true go za. There is a layer of crust between the cheeze and sauce.

>> No.12094295

>>12093767
Actual triggered coastie. Cotton candy is gross.

>> No.12094302

>>12093098
I think the real question is why southerns didn't come up with this.

>> No.12094326

>>12094302
That's...actually not a bad point. Like why haven't they made this obvious carnival food option.

>> No.12094463

>>12093764
Ccs in NYC are basically restricted to a very select few people that are usually public figures and have reason to believe their life is much more in danger than a regular person due to their notoriety.

>> No.12094481

>>12094302
Because cotton candy is for children and women, aka the people who don't cook or invent things.

>> No.12094497

>>12093113
>What's wrong with taking an experimental approach to food?

If you can't work out why you're part of the problem

>> No.12094502

>Talk about a bagel ever
>Suddenly a NEW YORKER comes out of nowhere to inform me that I have never had a real bagel

Ok?

>> No.12094514

>>12094497
Why does new things trigger your lot? No one is forcing you to try it.

>> No.12094528

>>12094497
You're right, anon. No human being should ever experiment with new food. We should all just drink tittymillk until the day we die.

>> No.12094531

HEY I’M WALKIN’ HERE

>> No.12094598

>>12094502
>things that I only saw on tv
Everyone there is mostly going to dunkin donuts or starbucks just like everyone else.

>> No.12094604

>>12094598
I grew up in South Florida.
It happened all the time from boomers who moved down there.

>> No.12094619

>>12094604
>give America to the corporations
>yearn for the good old times before that
yea that tracks

>> No.12094630

>>12094302
Cotton candy doesnt deep fry too well.

>> No.12094638

>>12094531
HEY I'M DRIVIN HERE

>> No.12094663

>>12093098
>I fucking hate New Yorkers.
So does everyone else.

>> No.12095152
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12095152

>>12094630
No no, you wrap the cotton candy around the deep fried food. Then put the bits on a stick.

>> No.12095666

>>12094025
I like this guy so much for his silly honest expression

>> No.12095694
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12095694

>>12093098
Say what you will about New Yorkers, but they make some mighty fine BBQ.

>> No.12095700

>>12093098
Sweet and savory. Whats the fucking problem?

>> No.12095713

>>12095700
Whatever the problem is you're clearly part of it.

>> No.12095720
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12095720

>>12095694
>beer in a jar
DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE

>> No.12095733

>>12095720
Only the most patrician joints serve the finest craft IPAs in mason jars, you philistine.

>> No.12095758

>>12093221
>live in NYC
>this is a total exaggeration/lie
stay mad flyovers

>> No.12095762

>>12093098
I doubt wherever you’re from will ever be as culturally relevant as my city. Stay mad flyover boi

>> No.12095763

>>12093098
How is this functionally any different than, say, a maple syrup glaze?

>> No.12095764

>>12095763
Texture, but OP will likely scream something about soyboys or something.

>> No.12095771

>>12095764
Cotton candy melts in your mouth anyway

>> No.12095798
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12095798

>>12095720
Triggered?

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>>12095798
I AM FUCKING LIVID

>> No.12095973

>>12095798
Nothing wrong with it. It would be stupid for me to buy glasses when I have 300+ canning jars used for tomatoes and stock. Unless you have feminine hands like most of the men on 4chan, a quart canning jar is very comfy.

>> No.12096049

>>12095694
>mighty fine bbq
>Non sliced pickles
>Store bought rolls
>Dark Beer (Yeungling?) in a small jar
>Brisket looks like it was lathered with sauce, smoked in a shitty smoker to comply with NYC laws, stored more than one day, and thrown in an air fryer to warm it up
>No Smoked Sausage, or Smoked Chicken/turkey
>No fixings
>No sides

It looks like something a shitheel who worked a few months in a Kansas or Texas BBQ place as a teenager came up with
>NYC has decent access to brisket (which used to be considered a cheap cut because not appropriate for steaks, and more appropriate for preservation) because of all the kikes

>> No.12096069
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12096069

>>12095694

>> No.12096077

>>12096049
What the hell are "fixings" ? Do you mean "fixin's"?

>> No.12096086

>>12093098
Everybody does.

>> No.12096117

>>12096069
>cruz
Seppuku immediately, senpai

>> No.12096160

>>12095973
I don't even buy drinking glasses. Mason's are cheaper, and more multifunctional. I can use them as jars for shit, and if I slip a cover on them as a mug for hot liquids.

>> No.12096316

>>12094502
to be fair montreal bagels are better. it's like the only good thing in french canada

>> No.12096332

>>12096117
Oh no, someone's feelings got hit by Cruzmissile

>> No.12096346

>>12093098
I would try this. It doesn't sound bad, assuming the cotton candy isn't flavored something gross, like berries or...cotton candy flavor.

>> No.12096680

>>12094531
HEY JOE PATOOIE HOW YA DOIN'?

>> No.12096819

>>12095758
No it isn't everyone even newyorks says this.

>> No.12096833

>>12093764

Unless you qualify for leosa or are very connected you won't get a permit.

And if you carry under leosa you better not ever print or some faggot rookie cop is going to try and reenact some scene from blue bloods about it

>> No.12096940

>>12093098
>one restaurant is all of new york
get outta here

>> No.12096987

>>12096940
the east village and much of brooklyn are full of twats that love this shit, though

your family may have lived in astoria in the same house for the last 80 years but most people's perception of NYC revolves around under-35 shitheels who all moved from Minnesota to "make it" and "do art"

>> No.12097166

>>12093221
isn't that a photo of some trash on the ground?

>> No.12098152

>>12094497
Your /pol/ is showing

>> No.12098192

>>12096987
yeah well i grew up south brooklyn and some other anons and i will save this city from the hoards of mid-westerners shitting up our communities.
i've never bought avocado toast and never will!

>> No.12098197

>>12093113
No, this is 4chan. We are #based #maga and NYC is a lil liberal, therefore we have to hate it. Don't you know thats how it works?

>> No.12098198

>>12098152
rent free

>> No.12098285

>>12093757
NY has been may-issue for a long ass time anon

>> No.12098412

>>12098152
Kys you reddit cocksucker

>> No.12098542

>>12095758
C O P E
O
P
E

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>>12098197

>> No.12098561

>>12095694
Get that garbage outta here

>> No.12098679

>>12093113
Imagine praising New York on a pro-Republican Party website

>> No.12098784

>>12096069
>yeah bro that'll be 69.99+tip

>> No.12098806

>>12095694
Oh look it’s that joke of a bbq platter again.