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What is the general consensus on Golden Corral?

>> No.12092380
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>>12092373

>> No.12092389

>>12092373
The fuck is this, dinner at the old folks home? Golden Corral is a good name for place that rounds up the ‘golden aged’ old bastards I suppose.

>> No.12092412
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>>12092380
>judges you in low quality

>> No.12092417

I keep getting it mixed up with Cracker Barrel.

>> No.12092644

>>12092373
boomer tier

>> No.12092669

>>12092373
You'd have to ask BBQ KING, but he hasn't posted in half a decade.

>> No.12092685

golden corral, long john silver's, apple bees, olive garden: all restaurants ive never been to but i see many of their commercials

>> No.12092714

>>12092685
You're missing out.

>>12092380
Imagine eating out the asshole of the old man second in line

>> No.12092725

>>12092373
the dregs of america
the absolute bottom of the barrel
I have more respect for mcdonalds customers

>> No.12092729

Depends on the location. Its honestly not bad if you want to pig out on a variety of basic American foods. Also unlimited steaks, their bourbon chicken is pretty good. Desserts are also pretty good and unlimited.


I also tried long John silvers for the first time since I was a kid, they have an all you can eat deal for 9$. Non stop fresh fish and chicken and sides, can't be beat.

It's not gourmet but both are decent, /ck/ likes to hate on anything that isn't Michelin starred or homemade with farmers market ingredients

>> No.12092730

It's the meeting place of the fattest people from around

>> No.12092734

Hell on earth. It's seriously bad.

>> No.12092741
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>>12092380
I raise you with a high def version.

>> No.12092753

I always think I'm gonna go there and smash, but then I get there and am so grossed out by all the dirties and niggers I end up only having a couple rolls and couple bites of chicken.

>> No.12092759

>>12092741
With the size of that granddads shoes, you just know he's packing serious heat between those legs.

>> No.12092764

>>12092741
That chick looks like she does anal on the first date.

>> No.12092770

its alright, all you can eat steak is good. like any buffet its full of disgusting people so if you just head to a distant corner youre good. their bread with honey butter is goat

>> No.12092775

>>12092759
There's no correlation between footsize and dick, I wear only a size 11 but my cock is nearly 8 inches and pretty thicc.

>> No.12092780

>>12092764
Ä keeper.

>> No.12092785

>>12092373
American hedonism at its worst, avoid at all costs.

>> No.12092788

what the fuck is the point of buffets, are restaurant portions not enough?

>> No.12092792
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>>12092764
>looks like she does anal on the first date

>overweight
>overage
>probably married multiple times
>trying to pick up guys at golden corral
Checks out.

>> No.12092799

>>12092788
its nice sometimes being to pick and choose whatever you want from a large variety and have as much as you like, i usually dont eat a ton when i go to buffets, just try small amounts of lots of different things.

>> No.12092801

>>12092788
>the point of buffets
You can eat small portions of a large variety of foods, and go back for seconds on the things you liked. There's nothing good at cheap buffets, though expensive buffets are amazing; you can get a little of everything, in whatever order you feel like without judgement.

>> No.12092812

>>12092788
I'm pretty tall and most restaurant portions aren't enough, so I kind of like buffets for that, but the big variety of food is nice too.

>> No.12092818

>>12092792
Based.
I wonder if she's into watersports, I'd love a brown shower from her.

>> No.12092864

>>12092792
I was talking about the girl in pink at the bottom.

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>>12092864

>> No.12092921

>>12092741
me in the black shirt

>> No.12092926

>>12092373
11 of 20 really ok overpriced buffet

>> No.12092935
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>>12092741

>> No.12092940

>>12092935
His parents need to sort that behavior out.

>> No.12092943

>>12092373
oh fuck look its Waldo

>> No.12092951

>>12092943
>flyover waldo has tens of thousands of cornfields to hide in
>still manages to be so iced out that he shows up front and center in the pic

>> No.12092973

>>12092669
Miss that boomer bastard

>> No.12092979

>>12092940
You can't beat out that kind of big dick energy.

>> No.12093002

>>12092759
I swear I've read this comment before when the same pic was posted.

>> No.12093007

>>12092669
I forgot about that retard

>> No.12093010

>>12092373
Trough of the masses, emphasis on "mass". Lots of fatties and old people. No redeeming qualities, and you WILL hate yourself and America after you eat there.

>> No.12093019

>>12092741
the pictures of veggies and shit on the wall kill me

>> No.12093057

Its a dinner and a show.

>> No.12093062

>>12093057
http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

>> No.12093097

>>12092741
that girl in the pink is so beautiful, i want to love her for a little while until i get bored and she starts cheating on me.

>> No.12093137

>>12093097
Dude, she's 7 years old at most.

>> No.12093154

>>12093137
huh... i thought she was like 37 years old.

>> No.12093181

>>12093097
I find her strangely attractive even though she looks like a meth head with too much makeup.

>> No.12093228

>>12092759
Why are you people like this

>> No.12093255

>>12092741
I don't understand how women are still getting that hair color. It's been the de facto trashy dye for decades, by now they must know.

>> No.12093262

>>12092373
been there twice, once that I remember. it was pretty good. short lines, and they had some guys making 4oz ribeyes. i had three of them before eating anything else

>> No.12093290

>>12092373
Somehow smaller than expected selection, sometimes plates not cleaned properly
It's pretty ok besides that. I wish I could stomach more food though.

>> No.12093298

>>12092685
Apple bees has good chicken tenders, olive garden has infinite bread and decent nonseafood pasta, long John got good seaw

>> No.12093299
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>>12092373
>>12092741
This is why I hate eating out

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>>12092935

>> No.12093323

>>12093062
I came here to post this

>> No.12093356
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>>12092741
>employees wearing chef costumes
>those pictures on the walls

>> No.12093403

>>12093356
Precisely why I hate the US and my braindead veteran coworkers.

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>>12093356

>> No.12093427

>>12093417
You mean Shenanigans?

>> No.12093487
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12093487

What state would have the best entertainment experience? They don't have these in my state but I've seen various stories over the years and have always been fascinated by this place.

>> No.12093632

>>12093487
Anywhere in the deep south but most entertaining would be MS or AL.

>> No.12094445

Went a few times when I lived in North Carolina and it was always good, tbf tho everything is good when you compare it to the base chow hall, it was always full of obese white trash and obese blacks is church clothes

>> No.12094456

>>12092373
niggers and boomers and shit food

i really dont like it. also theres a lot of tongans in my area, 500 lb motherfuckers roll in to every buffet in town and eat literally everything. so fucking annoying

>> No.12094469

>>12092373

I went once on veteran's day with my two military roommates when I lived in the states. We queued up for an hour to get a free all you can eat buffet, and I tried explaining that I'm a non-military bong but the greeter had a learning disability or something and gave me the eat free for veterans sticker anyway.

Can't complain for all you can eat free food. It was exactly what youd expect from a buffet style chain restaurant.

Entertainment was top tier though. Invited a legless guy to come eat at our table as space was limited, and he proceeded to spend the dinner going full pink wojack about how his grandkids are mulatto. Tip top kek.

>> No.12094478

>>12093487
>fascinated
>by a shitty buffet filled with below-average humans who are still leagues above any native african

Why don't you get an interesting hobby like watching paint dry?

>> No.12094479

>>12092940
at least his father is there
based black dad

>> No.12094492

>>12094478
t. self hating Golden Corral regular

>> No.12094494

>>12092373
Ate there once recently. Never again.
Everything tasted like hot garbage.

>> No.12094837

How nasty is the chocolate waterfall?

>> No.12095350

>>12094837
You routinely see kids sticking their filthy hands in it, licking them off and sticking them back in so I guess it depends on your definition of "nasty."

>> No.12095453

Boomer central. Would love it if some basedboy went all Christchurch on one some day

>> No.12095467

>>12092935
SUP COOGE

>> No.12095468

I'm not white or black so I haven't given it a try yet, what the fuck do i expect?

>> No.12095477

>>12094479
Yeah that's not baby daddy

>> No.12095481

>>12092373
Does anyone have that greentext of the guy who just goes to Golden Corral to people watch?

>> No.12095488

never been to one and judging by that picture i'm glad i haven't

>> No.12095496

>>12092812
>tall
Nice try, fatty.

>> No.12095507

>>12092373
Never been there, but I assume the average patron is any combination of overweight, poor and trashy. I've had this impression that Applebee's is a step up from it, which is... yeah.

>> No.12095521

>>12095507
>Applebee's is a step up from it
fuck me is it really that bad?

>> No.12095579

>>12092373
it's like a slop trough for people

>> No.12095594

Old Country Buffet > Golden Corral

>> No.12095637

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/DeQccPY2hTE

>> No.12095677

>>12092373
Low quality food, too many unsavory people, and don't look in the kitchen area if you ever want to eat there again

>> No.12095685

>>12095637
is this guy like severely retarded or something

>> No.12095725

Most of the meat is dry and overcooked. Most of the veggies are mushy and overcooked. Most of the junk food like fried food and mac n cheese aren't bad. Bread pudding is fucking great for some reason. It's overpriced ultimately and haven't went there in years.

>> No.12095736

>>12092764
Sold.

>> No.12095749

>>12093299
Same face he makes when he’s shoving all those cocks in his mouth.

>> No.12095765

>>12092373
Shit food, fat and poor/old people, everything in there is FULL of salt.

Not worth it/10

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>come see our band
>we got a gig at the open mic
>grange hall 4:30 pm

>> No.12095900

>>12092373
Golden Corral? More like OK Corral.

>> No.12095930

>>12095685
>he doesn't know about the sith lord Janoy Cresva

>> No.12096005

>>12092741
>inb4 two bums blowing each other

>> No.12096598

>>12092373
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12096636

https://youtu.be/3EZmULeL34Y

>> No.12096663
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>>12095637
Holy fuck

>> No.12096813

>>12092373
chinese buffets are better.
>less selection of food, low quality.

chinks buffets pwn it.

>> No.12096846

Good thread.

Everyone unanimously making fun of a single picture

>> No.12096869

>>12095861
Kek
Accurate

>> No.12096897

You can meet some real trough hogs at the Corral. Every single chick I've picked up there has been at a minimum 80 pounds overweight. Most had tramp stamps and did anal. I can't tell you how many barnyard blow hogs I've taken back to my house and fucked stupid.

>> No.12097035

>>12093062
This is worth the read.

>> No.12097050

>>12093487
Probably a real Deep South state like Alabama or Mississippi but I bet a good happening could go on in Florida or Alaska as well.

>> No.12097062

>>12095594
When I was a kid I used to have my mom take me to old country buffet for my birthdays. Being a kid was great.

>> No.12097075

>>12096897
>minimum 80 pounds overweight
>did anal
Are you sure you weren't just hotdogging those buns?

>> No.12097361

>>12092729
>nonstop fresh fish

lol'ing @ u

>> No.12097412

>>12093062
Haven’t read this in a while. Good stuff.

>> No.12097455

>>12093002
You got me. I'm the granddad. I just love my dick

>> No.12097493

>>12097050
ive been multiple times as a florida fag and every time its been fairly orderly and normal unfortunately, lots of fat/old people but lots of "normal" people as well

>> No.12097515

>>12092373
If only Mcdicks had their ice cream machines, sucks getting a mcchicken with no flurry

>> No.12097636

>>12093062
never seen this before and laughed until i cried
thanks dude

>> No.12097641

>>12092685
Lot of places will still run commercials in your area if they have even one store within a city or two's distance away. You know, just in case your work is someplace else.

>> No.12097655

>>12093062
The audio version is way better

>> No.12098165

>>12092373
It's a magical place. You get dinner and a show. Half the fun of going there is people watching. You will see some of the most disgusting individuals on the planet try and kill themselves in one sitting with food. I try and go at least twice a year.

>> No.12098403

>>12095685
Dorian Yates Barn Door Back, it's sickening it's pissening

>> No.12098709

>>12092935
the filename kills me

>> No.12098900

>>12097493
You're not in central Florida are you? The parts with the rednecks?

>> No.12099013
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>mfw closest Golden Corral is 50 miles away

>> No.12100605

>>12097655
sauce?

>> No.12101486

>>12096897
Braphogs ftw

>> No.12101940

>>12095637
enjoy the ment

>> No.12102305

>>12093062
This is one of those things you wished there was more of like empire of dust

>> No.12102615

>>12095685
1% autism bro, barely noticeable