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Post pictures of cursed food here.

>> No.12090155
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>> No.12090157

>>12090155
Are you a vegan?

>> No.12090162

>>12090155
Small limpdicked pussy twink.

>> No.12090173

>>12090088
I think Amazon tribes and shit roast tarantulas because the hairs will stick in your throat if you eat them. I saw some tribal kids do that shit on a nature doc.

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>>12090176

>> No.12090212

>>12090155
this is giving me a cross-contamination conniption so I'll pretend you aren't a vegan

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>> No.12090233

>>12090226
Looks bretty based to me desu

>> No.12090243

>>12090176
God, I bet it's like eating sandpaper.

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>> No.12090445

>>12090176
poor anon, he though it looked good

>> No.12090685

>>12090245
Besides looking like a mangled up piece of shit it looks like it was once a nice blue rare steak

inb4 hurr durr blue rare bad

>> No.12090733

>>12090685
thats the point I think

>> No.12090757

>>12090162
I bet the fag gets plastered off 2 beers. Fucking twink faggot.

>> No.12091138

>>12090757
I bet he would enjoy sucking my dick, fuckin homo.

>> No.12091272

Rip torantulabro. All he wanted to do was keep the insects/mice away from your house. I hate when people in my state (Az) kill them because they hate spiders and one happened to wander into their yard.

>> No.12091284

>>12090685
ur the one hurr durring and stop making up synonyms for 'uncooked'

>> No.12091302
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...

>> No.12091336

>>12091302
every day we stray further from God's light

>> No.12091478

>>12090226
Looks like a cheap steak — not pretty, but good for what it is.

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>>12091302
there is a strange potential there.
I don't know what it might be.
spread them out, and call it a bagel sampler platter.
charge $24.95

>> No.12091546

>>12091302
i cut them like this for bagel french toast.

>> No.12092082

>>12090088
thats pretty badass actually
not the fact that hes eating a spider in smoothie form
but the fact that hes like the ultimate villain and this is the game over sequence for the hero spider

>> No.12092163

>>12091495
Must...resist...using...the J word

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>> No.12093410

>>12090173
nutribullet literally shatters the ionic bonds and matches the harmonic frequency of the nutritional density, I wouldn't worry, just enjoy the extra protein

>> No.12093419

>>12092163
JIGGERS

>> No.12093422
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The ultimate drink

>> No.12093438

>>12090685
Lmao. That is straight up full retard maximum heat burning up steak and raw inside.

>> No.12093445

Does anyone have a cross-section of a meatball with spaghetti stuck into it?

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>>12090155

>> No.12093894

>>12090088
:(

>> No.12093994

>>12090088
But...why? Wouldn't the hairs still irritate the everything as you drink it?

>> No.12093997

>>12090176
Kek, you just ruined this anon's day

>> No.12094013

>>12090176
don't get what's so bad about this. is it the skin not cooked enough?

>> No.12094023

>>12092163
jews would never cut a bagel like that. you can thank wasps for this shit

>> No.12094038

>>12093410
Thanks, will upload it to r/iamverysmart for free karma!

>> No.12094396

>>12090176
Looks bad, Todd.

>> No.12094407

>>12094038
go back to fucking Reddit you retarded nigger
absolute cringe

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>>12094038
“I’m a dumb Reddit fag who doesn’t get what satire is”
>t. (You)

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>>12094407
>>12094412
You know when people don't get something, then screech on and on about it in some drawl or dialect that just tells you immediately that you should feel bad, not only for laughing at what's going down, but for not even making the attempt at correcting anyone? I feel like I'm part of that now.

>> No.12097471

>>12090088
uh...that's probly the best way to eat a spider

>> No.12098728

>>12093422
kek

>>12094580
get the bitter tasting piece of shit rucola off of that plate and we can be friends.