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I don't know if it's the fats I'm cooking with, or the vegetables I've been using, but the amount of gas I've been passing lately has completely fucked me. I'm afraid to go to work, my panties are like 90% stained, and guys are starting to notice.

Are there any particular oils to avoid cooking with? Should I boil everything?

>> No.12070019

>>12070009
Maybe try doing a 24 or 48 hour fast if you don't think you've changed any of your eating habits. It'll reset your system a bit, and give it a rest for sure.

>> No.12070022

>>12070009
>my panties are like 90% stained
Whut? It's not normal to shit yourself when you fart

>> No.12070025

>>12070009
Onset of IBS perhaps

>> No.12070027

>>12070009
Let’s see those stained panties

>> No.12070030

>>12070022
Not normal, but preferable.
Non-brap fags on suicide watch.

>> No.12070042

why didn't u mention anything about meat, sweaty?

>> No.12070122

>>12070009
Have you tried Beano? Are you eating too many protein bars?

>> No.12070183

>>12070009
Eat less meat fatso

>> No.12070531

>>12070009
Avoid sauce, oils, greasy foods, beans and dairy. Chances are the toots will cease.

>> No.12070601

>>12070042
>>12070183
based vegtard

>> No.12071090

ya it does actually sound like the onset of IBS, OP. thats what happened to me. buy metamucil and mix like 2 and a half tablespoons in your water every day. it fixed like 95% of my gas and diarrhea and watery shitstains on underwear. it has a lotof fiber and psyllium husk in it and it's good for you. good luck friend

>> No.12071109

>>12070009
Stop taking it up the ass you faggot

>> No.12071841

>>12070009
It's probably the vegetables. Polysaccharides (fiber, complex carbohydrates) are usually what cause gas in most people. It is possible to give yourself horrible diarrhea shits with oils, but you have to pretty much drink a big cup of it. Good luck with your shitstains, disgusting frogposter.

>> No.12072271

>>12070009
>panties
Please ma'am may I hear your braps

>> No.12072285

>>12070009
Post a picture of your panties, I doubt it was that bad.

>> No.12072288
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12072288

>>12070009
>>my panties are like 90% stained,
>mfw americans really are shart-mutts

>> No.12072376

>>12070009
pics or didn't happen

>> No.12072413

>>12070009
>not enjoying the smell of your own delicious braps and sharing them with the world

fuck off roastie

>> No.12072461
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12072461

>Be a dumb tranny
>Fuck your ass with dildos
>Wonder why you keep sharting yourself

>> No.12072469

I bought a bag of sugar free jelly beans recently because I've got a sweet tooth but want to lose weight. They tasted a little worse than the usual jelly bellies but still OK. Ended up polishing off the last third of the bag or so in one sitting.

Jesus fucking Christ. Worse gas I ever had in my life. Felt like I was infested with those shitweasels from that Stephen King novel. It was fucking amazing.

If you ever want the worst gas you've ever had your entire life, eat a bunch of sugar free candy.

>> No.12072485

>>12070009
Depends what you are eliminating, but yes. The bacteria that usually feeds off the elminated food's sugars (assuming you're eliminating all of those types of sugars) is dying off. It should only last a couple days though. Assuming you are very strict with your diet and know what you're doing.

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i have noticed that garlic, onions and processed meat tend to give me frequent and pretty rancid gas. i think it's genetic or something. you can try cutting back on these foods