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i almost dropped a very small glob of butter onto the open flame under the pan while making pancakes this morning, it missed by a couple inches but what would have happened if it didnt? am i lucky to be alive?

>> No.12068824

>>12068814
>am i lucky to be alive?
No, none of us are

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>>12068824
/thread
Everybody go home.

>> No.12069268

>>12068814
My condolences, OP, you really dodged a bullet there

>> No.12069274

>>12068824
anon, it's illegal to own people

>> No.12069500

>>12068814
Mustard gas

>> No.12069538

You missed having some nice grilled butter, OP. GG

>> No.12069618

>>12068814
>2019
>stove

https://www.fastcompany.com/90313508/why-top-restaurants-are-getting-rid-of-stoves-and-why-you-might-too

>> No.12069668

>>12068814
The butter would have produced a small flame and most would have melted and dropped into the drip catch. Then the butter police would have kicked in your door for wating butter. After the handcuff you and take you to butterjail you would appear before the butterjudge and been sentenced to 12 years in Butterworths maximum security butter jail where you would be repeatedly butter sodomized for 12 years.Your prison bitch name would be Margarine.

>> No.12070384

>>12068824
Holy shit fuckin' based