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australian snacks Anonymous Thu Mar 21 22:30:08 2019 No.12065114 [Reply] [Original]

why do we have the shittest snacks on earth?
where do i buy cheap american snacks in bulk?

>go to america
>buy chips
>the flavor particles are actually visible on the chip
>lots of flavor and spice
>flamin hot cheetos actually burn my tongue like real chilli does
>only eat a few chips because they are so satisfying

>return to australia
>buy every type of chips at woolies and coles (australian supermarkets)
>try them all
>ALL of them (even the so called 'spicy') ones have ZERO visible flavor on the chip
>can barely taste anything, let alone judge what flavor the chip is supposed to be
>every brand and flavor of chip just tastes mildly salty with no discernible flavor
>eat 2000 chips expecting to get one with some actual flavor
>still not satisfied

the shit quality of our snacks is actually forcing me to consume much more than i normally would.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 22:31:41 2019 No.12065121 File: 63 KB, 283x283, Australian-Milk-Chocolate-Coated-Honeycomb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12065114 Did Australians actually invent these? I like em

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 22:35:09 2019 No.12065136 >>12065121 Got some of those the other day from a farmers market. Was not a fan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 22:36:36 2019 No.12065141 andy capp hot fries > flamin cheetos

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 22:37:56 2019 No.12065144 >>12065114 https://www.joysdelights.com.au/collections/usa-candy My pleasure

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 22:40:44 2019 No.12065152 >>12065114 >>12065144 No joke, lads, but shit it must be suffering not to be an American. This sounds sad as fuck, you guys don't get delicious food?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 22:43:18 2019 No.12065160 File: 121 KB, 640x477, ED684AE0-AD54-406C-A717-E9DCDD900A08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12065141

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 22:52:00 2019 No.12065187 >>12065114 oz is like a bizarro world shit version of america you drive on the wrong side of the road you cant have guns your food is all shit and your brown people are polys

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 22:52:26 2019 No.12065188 File: 300 KB, 1079x653, Screenshot_20190320-191052_Mimi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12065152 I'm Mexican so I get the best snacks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 23:39:38 2019 No.12065361 >>12065188 Takis. Hopefully will go to Tijuana soon to pick up snacks, drinks, and cheese.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 23:47:02 2019 No.12065381 Tim Tams are pretty good!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 21 23:53:58 2019 No.12065397 >>12065114 I don't know. I stopped eating chips when I grew up, so I never really noticed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 00:10:01 2019 No.12065429 >>12065121 In upstate New York people claim they're a local invention, but I have no idea if it's true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 02:25:53 2019 No.12065830 >>12065114 Australia is basically what happens when you take anglo cuisine and remove fresh food from the equation. >>12065188 As if. Unless you're counting street food I've found Mexican street food to be generally lousy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 05:14:52 2019 No.12066188 >>12065830 What snacks are you imagining to be fresh food? Carrot sticks and celery? OP was talking about chips bought from a supermarket. Fresh food doesn't figure into it anywhere in the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 05:17:21 2019 No.12066191 we got cheesey puffs now faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 05:26:59 2019 No.12066208 Pasties and meat pies are all you need, cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 05:30:25 2019 No.12066213 >>12066208 Australians can't into pasties. You'll never find a good pastie anywhere within its borders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 06:00:06 2019 No.12066270 >>12065830 This further reinforces the idea that Australia is just Britain but scalding hot and with insects that want to kill you.

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Anonymous Fri Mar 22 06:05:17 2019 No.12066275

>>12066270
There are no insects that will kill you. Not even with malaria. Maybe you might count ticks, but I wouldn't. There are two types of spider that might kill you. There are a few snakes which can kill you, a couple of which will go looking for a fight instead of trying to stay away and only attacking when they feel threatened. There are no mammals which will kill you unless you are a baby.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 06:07:26 2019 No.12066280 >>12066275 ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 06:09:06 2019 No.12066282 US here, u guys have great licorice though!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 06:10:52 2019 No.12066288 >>12066282 die

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 06:13:57 2019 No.12066292 >>12066282 It's good liquorice, but not good enough. Darrel Lea was going bankrupt and had to be bought out by a pet food company to stay in business.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 06:32:51 2019 No.12066318 >>12066275 Meanwhile the US has literal bears, mountain lions, and wolves which regularly devour the unwary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 06:40:03 2019 No.12066332 >>12065121 They have been here for years so yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 06:49:49 2019 No.12066349 >>12065121 Isn't that just a Crunchie bar?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 07:02:03 2019 No.12066367 >>12065429 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet_Crumble Do they have anything older than 1913?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 07:40:02 2019 No.12066444 >>12066275 Not all of Australia even has ticks. In him qld and never seen a tick or leech in my life

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 08:46:17 2019 No.12066600 >>12066444 We have leeches in qld >got one once. Salted that bitch. (Didn’t eat it).

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 22 09:25:34 2019 No.12066701 >>12065114 >VB trying to viral market their vile, disgusting excrement on /ck/ of all places die