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Webm thread - we need more webm threads

>> No.12060413

>>12060408
How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.12060416

>>12060408
:(
poor crab bro

>> No.12060417

>>12060413
wut? crab was dying of nerve gas and needed to end it

>> No.12060419

>>12060408
>we need more webm threads
Why? They're all the same

>> No.12060420

>>12060419
Because even jackposters are fun to watch.

>> No.12060421

>>12060417
Sorry. I got too excited to post it and forgot to wait for the right webm.

>> No.12060422

eggfort

>> No.12060434

>>12060421
egg fort man. i know of him and his deeds.

>> No.12060469

HOW

>> No.12060470

>>12060408
This fries the crab

>> No.12060488

requesting this one webm i think i saw here a long time ago. it was this indian man making fried egg sandwiches in a small booth on the side of a street. while he's making a sandwich, there's another indian man in the foreground eating boiled eggs. anyone know the one i'm talking about?

>> No.12060631

>>12060488
Jack?

>> No.12060686
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>> No.12060779

>>12060408
In his little crab processor he probably thought it was water

>> No.12060784

>>12060779
crabs r dum

>> No.12060797

>>12060686
Whoa! That's crazy! How does he get out?

>> No.12060837

>>12060797
he doesn't until all eggs are sold

>> No.12060860

>>12060408
this video never ceases to make me laugh my absolute ass off and I can't understand why

>> No.12060863

>>12060408
>shadman

>> No.12061002

>>12060837
commitment

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>>12060863
Kek

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DUMP

>> No.12061188

>>12061178
why would they ruin that grilled cheese?

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>> No.12061207

>>12061198
fat dumb retarded kike loving palestinian napalming child strangling stroke having retard

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>>12061207
get him outta here

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>> No.12061231

>>12060408
>we need more webm threads
Yes, what could possibly make /ck/ better than the already non-stop flood of the exact same webms posted daily other than even more threads posting the exact same webms.

>> No.12061236

>>12061156
That was physically painful to watch. All my muscles contracted really hard.

>> No.12061237

>>12061222
as awful as youtube comments are, if that's your platform of choice you need to read the comments and realize 75% of them are telling Jack to heat the fucking oil

>> No.12061270

>>12061230
>Salsa plops on top of the cube
>Goddamnit Jack
>Easy "Cheesecake" tub lands off center
>Goddamnit Jack
>Chocolate poured on cake
>Okay, that actually looks fine just as long as he doesn't add any more
>Cake is fucking drowned in chocolate
>GOD FUCKING DAMN

>> No.12061300

>>12060779
it is, but it wasn't what he was looking for

>> No.12061309

>>12061300
It is oil, not water.

>> No.12061315

>>12061156
I wish I was good enough to shoot Jack's ring into the video.

>> No.12061321

>>12061204
needs to be called retard.webm

>> No.12061328

>>12061309
looks like a hotpot soup base to me

>> No.12061346
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>> No.12061354

>>12061346
Did you compile those?

>> No.12061357

>>12060779
The video is backwards

>> No.12061361

>>12061230
That salsa and cream cheese was something my parents did. I sort of crave it now

>> No.12061374

>>12061354
Ya

>> No.12061378

>>12061374
Not bad.

>> No.12061383

>>12061378
Thank ya thank ya. You're not bad urself.

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>>12061354
>>12061374
>>12061378
>>12061383
KEK

>> No.12061396

>>12061389
But how do I make the sauce

>> No.12061397

>>12061389
So this is Asian American culture.

>> No.12061402

>>12061328
even if it was it's soup it's not water, despite being 90% water humans aren't water either

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>> No.12061410

>>12061403
Mmm cheese quiche, but I'd slip a little spinach in that fella.

>> No.12061411

>>12061409
Why does he always present his cuts that way?

>> No.12061416
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>> No.12061420

>>12061410
it's chess pie: the thinking man's pie (see Bobby Fischer)

>> No.12061425

>>12061416
Mommy

>> No.12061429

>>12060797
Some men build their houses out of bricks, others build them out of eggs,

>> No.12061450

>>12061420
Huh, I have never heard of this. I'm not from the South. It's lemon custard?

>> No.12061465

>>12061450
just plain/vanilla custard I think, it's not supposed to be that runny. I assume it's yellow from yolk but I haven't seen it in quite a spell

>> No.12061493

i wish we could have a webm thread without anons shitting it up with jack memes

>> No.12061501

>>12061493
How does he get out though?

>> No.12061538
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>>12061493
>me me me
if you can't enjoy jacking with the rest of us maybe you don't belong here

>> No.12061603

>>12061156
oh god

>> No.12061624
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>> No.12061648

>>12061156
What part of this seemed like a good idea?

>> No.12061663

>>12061237
whats your point?

>> No.12061676

>>12061156
so wait, his big brain plan was to flip the fish directly on to the bed of coals?

>> No.12061696

>>12061624
how can he?

>> No.12061699

>>12061676
he certainly smashes it onto a flat surface, cant you see?

>> No.12061706

>>12061699
oh, i see now, sorry

>> No.12061786

>>12061416
Ngl I'd have a slice of that
Might even be good

>> No.12061803

>>12061178
>>12061389
>>12061392
lots of people exaggerate, but if you held a gun up to me and told me to do any of these i'd take the bullet because i really would just like to die any day now.

>> No.12061810

>>12061538
How’s this video called? I just want to see what the fuck is he doin’.

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>>12061389

>> No.12061929

>>12060408
Fug. This kills the crab.

>> No.12062418
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>> No.12062519

>>12061222
>>12061394
>>12061403
Jack seems like kind of a shit cook.
Is that the meme or are there people on this site that assert he's actually tapped into some sort of talent?

>> No.12062556

>>12061374
Shut the fuck up plagarist
Vid is called adventures in imagination by m&s

>> No.12062559

>>12061394
Is that pork even cooked through? It's still rubbery as shit and doesn't even pull apart well.

>> No.12062562

>>12061416
Nacho bake?

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>> No.12062674

>>12061819
I HATE IT

>> No.12062711
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>> No.12062751

>>12061195
And that's how you lose a finger

>> No.12062787

>>12062571
I would do a suki suki to eat this. if you know what i mean

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>>12061156

>> No.12062804

>>12061208
>just flick it on the ham wall

>> No.12062807

>>12061826
Did she die?

>> No.12062819

>>12062566
i came

>> No.12062824

>>12062559
Knowing Jack, it's probably not.

>> No.12062836

Please, people, never again Jack vids here. Ever...

>> No.12062847

>>12062787
suck 30 dicks?

>> No.12062848
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>>12061156

>> No.12062865

>>12062571
Two people I know have tried this and swear by it. The heat/oil on the meat cooks the egg in your mouth while you eat. Fuck I'm starving

>> No.12062880

>>12060408
Please stop posting this OP.

This makes the white liberal beta vegan fukboys cry. Do you want to see white vegans cry? Is that your goal?

>> No.12062885

>>12062880
t. crabperson

>> No.12062886

>>12062880
Pfft. Its just funny.
Dumbass crab.

>> No.12062892

>>12060797
He's an eggscape artist.

>> No.12062906

>>12061198
And that is how you earn a stroke.

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>> No.12062916

>>12062909
p-put your dick on it

>> No.12062929

>>12062563
>>12062566
>>12062571
finally, some good fucking food

>> No.12062931
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>> No.12062933

>>12061230
this man legitimately can't do ANYTHING right

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>> No.12062940

>>12062880
i'm a vegan and i lauged at that webm

>> No.12062956

>>12061195
Isn't he using it the wrong way? It seems like the teeth looking edge should go in first

>> No.12062964
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>>12061222
>that fucking splosh of oil

>> No.12062973

>>12061389

The cookie dough one seems like a bad idea because all the spiders in my car would get in it while I was waiting

>> No.12062981
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>>12062909
NEAT.

>> No.12062991

>>12061819
like an alien from a horror movie

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>> No.12063028

>>12062931
What's the red stuff at 1:06 and the yellow sauce at 1:44?

>> No.12063036

>>12060408
I hope crabby wrote his death poem before committing sudoku.

>> No.12063071

>>12061156

did it died?

>> No.12063086

>>12062847
I'll make you number 1 :O

>> No.12063116

>>12063028
Red stuff is fermented tofu, the colour comes from this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_yeast_rice
Yellow stuff is abalone sauce I think.

>> No.12063138

>>12062563
GIMME THE SOURCE

>> No.12063144

>>12060408
Stupid frog, deserve to die/fry

>> No.12063221
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>>12063144
>frog

>> No.12063253

>>12061819
>the katsup placenta

>> No.12063266

>>12061198
>not today satan

>> No.12063280

>>12061396
It's just maple syrup

>> No.12063288

>>12061538
OwO

>> No.12063294

>>12061819
Now THIS is neat!!!

>> No.12063304
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>>12062519
>he seems like a shit cook
but he makes the best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste

>>12061810
hair dryer chicken experiment, april 2018

>> No.12063305

>>12063253
>katsup

>> No.12063324

>>12060421
>>12060421
We have all been there bro.

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>>12063138
I'm afraid I can't remember, I think it came up in the recommendations when I was looking for wakako zake videos to webm. It was some sort of food / mangaka drama, later in the episode two guys working on inking a manga take a break to make fried rice.

>> No.12063463

>>12060408
I see water! That means freedom! If I could just get to the wa--

>> No.12063502

>>12063144
this made me burst out laughing, well done anon

>> No.12063514

>>12062563
I'm gently hurting inside.

>> No.12063518

>>12062571
Disgusting. Poorfags eat better.

>> No.12063520

>>12062909
A machine would never replace a noodle cook they said

>> No.12063558

>>12061819
Lifehackpilled as fuck

>> No.12063562

>>12061826
What happened to the full sequence?

>> No.12063570

tell the devil go away
tell the devil not today

>> No.12063573

>>12062931
Batony chop chop

>> No.12063578

>>12061204
he literally looks like a downie

>> No.12063611

>>12062981
yeeting noodles

>> No.12063612

>>12061208
I lost

>> No.12063643

>>12063578
a-anon...

>> No.12063648

>>12061195
>RIP Jack's Right Arm

>> No.12063688

>>12063455
>>12063138
I fuckin' found it, it only took me a goddamn hour. It's called 本棚食堂 or "Bookshelf Dining Room". I knew it was something like "library cafe", but that didn't help much, I ended up remembering which frame of the webm the video thumbnail looked like and reverse image searching that.

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>>12061389

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>>12061389

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>>12062571
i love goro-san

>> No.12063949

>>12061389
should have made the salmon with authentic home ground coffee

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>> No.12064033

>>12064022
>cheese maker's mac
>doesn't actually make cheese

>> No.12064091

>>12061409
>hmm, that doesn't even look that b-
>oh, no

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>>12064033
It's a cheesemaker's recipe

>> No.12064220

>>12064022
>baking crackers
Not impressed

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>> No.12064268

>>12061156
A fish died for this

>> No.12064288

>>12064200
That looks beautiful

>> No.12064297

>>12062566
Ahh, nigger tacos

>> No.12064314

>>12060408
>shadman

>> No.12064330

>>12061389
on what fucking planet does a cofee maker heat the bottom at more than 40-50 for a mildly hot coffee?
And you can forget about the water dripping being hot enough to cook anything it's not even boiling anymore when it touches the vegetables

>> No.12064339

>>12062973
it's also bullshit because your car never reaches a quarter of the temperature needed to cook anything. and the glass DOESN'T create a green house effect, modern cars are made to keep the inside fresh.

>> No.12064352

>>12064268
wow no one cares

>> No.12064354

>>12061816
upside down a potato chips bag is the only good way of open it

>> No.12064357

>>12061819
chin zit.webm

>> No.12064362

>>12064200
>people being retarded enough to not being able to crack an egg is told as a positive.

>> No.12064383

>>12063648
It's not like he's using it anyway

>> No.12064452

>>12062556
You clearly didn't watch you insufferable faggot

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>> No.12064502

>>12061696
How can he what? Finish your sentence anon.

>> No.12064519

>>12064502
Get out.

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>> No.12064528

>>12064521
lol

>> No.12064533

>>12061409
>here world, let me display my incompetence

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>> No.12064646

Can someone post the virgin egg fort one please? I need it for a bud

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>> No.12064754

>>12061178
Ban white people

>> No.12064777

>>12061810
drying the skin to help it get crispier when it starts roasting. it's a legit method, but sticking it into the hole was kind of unnecessary and just contaminated the hair dryer.

>> No.12064805

>>12061538
>botulism.webm

>> No.12064813

>>12060408
is he gonna be ok?

>> No.12064897

>>12064521

if i worked there i'd have a picture of my penis on the ipad to surprise the pretty ladies with, drink my coffee dick you stupid bitch.

>> No.12064992

>>12061222
nice little handle-gard he's got on that skillet

>> No.12065012

>>12060686
one of my favourite webms of all time. don't even think i'd enjoy the food, just really entertaining to watch.

>> No.12065034

>>12064897
Guess thats the small coffee i take it.

>> No.12065043

>>12065034
well the ladies do call me espresso

>> No.12065059

>>12065043
Least they call you anon

>> No.12065065

>>12061346
A daring synthesis.

>> No.12065107

>>12061389
We will eventually miss the days of Hitler

>> No.12065119

>>12065107
>eventually

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>> No.12065142

>>12065130
Did he deep fry pasgetti?

>> No.12065181

>>12062711
Gee Bill

>> No.12065183

>>12060408
If crabs can feel pain....

>> No.12065194

I was hungry until I saw this

>> No.12065197

>>12062519
Lurk moar

>> No.12065198

>>12062563
Those pot stickers are even better when deep fried.

>> No.12065200

>>12063138
I think it's a show on netflix.
It's about a small hole in the wall eatery with various people coming and going

>> No.12065203

>>12061816
only the bun is a real fail. everything else is just plain stupidity.

>> No.12065211
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>>12065142
Everything is better deep fried.

>> No.12065233

>>12065198
panfried is better

>> No.12065234

>>12061208
that fucking ham flick got me crying

>> No.12065240

>>12064469
is this supposed to arouse me

because it's kinda working not gonna lie

>> No.12065284

>>12065233
Nope

>> No.12065352

>>12061819
>taking a shit after a night of partying

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>> No.12065406

>>12065107
>eventually

>> No.12065412

>>12063867
Man, onion rings sure take a lot of work. Are they one of those things were it's really just better to just buy instead of make?

>> No.12065431

>>12061803
Good to know the threat of death is what it takes to make some people eat shit. I can die with my dignity at least.

>> No.12065441

>>12064813
yes, delicious in fact

>> No.12065445

>>12064469
There's no way this woman hasn't done porn.
This is clearly fetish material

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>>12065445
>>12065240

>> No.12065453

>>12065043
>>12065034
>>12064897
I like my ladies like I like my coffee
full of my semen.

>> No.12065467

>>12065374
what's G.M.Q.?

>> No.12065469

>>12062563
Wow, an Asian chewing with her mouth closed. It's a miracle.

>> No.12065506

>>12061156
kek'd hard

>> No.12065511

>>12065467
Grand Marnier Quintessence, about $800 a bottle.

>> No.12065520

>>12061207
He's an effeminate goomba not a jew

>> No.12065565

>>12065511
I'm always too poor to justify even regular grand marnier.

>> No.12065679

>>12063017
Are they putting jelly and cream on top of a fucking biscuit?

>> No.12065726

>>12061198
Okay can someone tell me who this guy is and is he serious, or is this an attempt at humor? Is he a you tube celeb?

>> No.12065729

>>12063518
Not everyone eat just tendies, fag.

>> No.12065801

>>12064540
Why is each eye two dicks and a nutsack?

>> No.12065821

>>12065726
The young one is the creator of the classic song, "Tell The Devil Not Today." The other guy is his father.

>> No.12065832

>>12065821
Is that... Is that true?

>> No.12065833

>>12061409
>now i know this is gonna freak some of you out, but this is what rare looks like, thats how i like it.

>> No.12065869

>>12062566
:3

>> No.12065888

>>12061819
Finally I have a use for those condoms I bought for the prom.

>> No.12065923

>>12061416
Why do white people think tacos and nachos and shit need sour cream.

Looks good though.

>> No.12065929

>>12060686
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.12065930

>>12061156
Isn't the fish already cooked to doneness if it falls apart that easily. Yuck he just wanted to serve overcooked fish.

>> No.12065931

>>12065412
that's not that much work
>cut onions
>separate layers
>chill
>make batter with your choice of seasonings
>flourate and batter up
>fry
>cool down
>eat

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>>12061819
So this is how hotdogs are born.

>> No.12066090

>>12065565
Unless you want to impress a girl by making a crèpe flambée au grand marnier, that stuff is too sweet to drink by itself.
t. French

>> No.12066096

>>12060408

STOP crab abuse on /ck/!

They are unfairly treated. Worse than any other beast.

>> No.12066103

>>12066090
Nothing is too sweet to drink by itself.
t. American

>> No.12066126

>>12065374
Why does it have to be expensive? 500 dollar for half a glass? Seems highly inefficient.

>> No.12066137

>>12062566
>>12063455
Far better reaction face than Mark Wiens!

>> No.12066232

>>12065679
it's a scone

fucking yanks

>> No.12066237

>>12060413
there's a passage on the right isn't there

>> No.12066254

>>12064777
why not just throw it into the oven at low temps?

>> No.12066258

>>12066254
Or pat it dry and baste it with oil? Because he's stupid, that's why.

>> No.12066365

>>12062711
how is he going to close the bun?
how is anybody supposed to eat this heaping pile of food, with a spoon?

>> No.12066368

>>12066365
What? How tiny is your mouth?
D-do you wanna meet up sometime?

>> No.12066416

>>12061156
Instead of flipping the fish why don't I flip the grill?

This is why I hired you man.

>> No.12066417

>>12065374
Do liberals use blacks like Werner Herzog uses exotic animals in his films?

>> No.12066421

>>12066417
>vice
>liberals
It was started by a neo nazi though

>> No.12066422

>>12061195
Why does he have a Super Bowl wedding ring?

>> No.12066442

>>12064521
soy face

>> No.12066448

>>12066421
huh?

>> No.12066461

>>12065412
it seems like alot of work but you can make so many on the cheap it just evens out

>> No.12066505

>>12060421
Lol, that makes no sense. How could a webm even be related to getting out of somewhere without breaking eggs? I'm kind of a meme expert from my time on reddit, so you should probably just admit you are wrong :^)

>> No.12066517

>>12065933
where did you think balloons came from
just a useful by-product

>> No.12066547

>>12064339
>your car never reaches a quarter of the temperature needed to cook anything

I bake my cookies at 350 Fahrenheit. A quarter of that is 87.5 degrees. A car can easily reach that temp.

>> No.12066552

>>12062562
It was supposed to be enchiladas.

>> No.12066565

>>12060686
Someone post the egg fort guy webm in the football vidya

>> No.12066566

>>12062418
Is this the same guy that throws his cardboard trash into his woodburning oven?

>> No.12066576

>>12065284
Sorry, you are wrong :^)

>> No.12066625

>>12061389
Then your coffe stinks of salmon, and your salmon has coffe aftertaste. Great idea. And if you have separate coffe maker for boiling food, you are retarded, just buy some electric pot.

>> No.12066631

>>12066547
>baking
>at 176,667 Celcius
Hi Jack!

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>>12066565

>> No.12066669

>>12066631
For cookies that is a pretty normal temperature

http://dish.allrecipes.com/perfect-cookies/

>> No.12066706

>>12061204
>>12061198
>>12061195
I can't find it in myself to laugh at jack anymore, his condition is just depressing at this point.

>> No.12066752

>>12062909
wow thats a new one

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>>12061389

>> No.12066790

>>12062973
those spiders are keeping your car safe from all sorts of insects who would cause you more trouble, a bit of your cookies isn't unreasonable

>> No.12066797

>>12061156
that's real fuckin disgusting kiddo

>> No.12066800

>>12066774
Based Peteposter

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>>12065211
>YAAASSS

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>>12066774
fishe

>> No.12066916

>>12066126
Because they like to rub their wealth in everyone's face. Make people who can't afford it buttmad.

>> No.12066963

>>12062563
Luv me some 'gyo 'za

>> No.12067004

>>12064540
No gold leaf and black truffles clearly he doesn't know enough about stupid expensive food items

>> No.12067005

>>12066879
is he actually this retarded or is it all a carefully planned act

>> No.12067007

>>12061236
I watched this while shitting and cut my turd with my sphincter. Oh well. More cleanup for your mom I guess.

>> No.12067013

>>12061156
I refuse to believe this isn't Jack

>> No.12067028

>>12066625
Not to mention the same was drowned in vegetable water

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>>12066774
Coffee?

>> No.12067099

>>12067038
why couldn't she just eat the eggs?

>> No.12067106

>>12060797
Frontflip

>> No.12067115

>>12061231
There's not a lot of new innovation in the culinary world. Most of what can be done, has been done.

>> No.12067119

>>12067089
why is sora serving coffee

>> No.12067133

>>12061346

These are like those horrifying single frame insertions in The Exorcist

>> No.12067137

>>12067119
He spent how long doing nothing with his life be glad he even got a job.

>> No.12067152

>>12061826
Hahahaha sauce plz. Need to send the full video to some parents I know

>> No.12067167

>>12061195
This made me so anxious

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>>12066422
Jack is Einhorn, Einhorn is Jack!

>> No.12067330

>>12065449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY

>> No.12067339

>>12066871
I fucking despise this shit.

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>>12061195

>> No.12067355

>>12064752
He should have put it all in the microwave in the end

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>>12066774
too late Perte

>> No.12067359

>>12067342
Is this supposed to be impressive?

>> No.12067360

>>12065130
What an asshole

>> No.12067391

>>12060408
"That's right sir, all of our seafood is vegan. How you ask? We only serve animals that committed suicide."

>> No.12067419

>>12067359
Doing food prep at home is a low priority skill nowadays since you can buy everything pre-setup , so yes it is impressive to normal people just like when people dice onions without cutting the root so they can pick it up before chopping it even tho that is basic as shit

>> No.12067421

How big do you think jacks dick is? Surely he has something going for him right?

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>>12063144

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>>12067419
I mean you at least need a real knife to cut through an onion, you can dice a watermelon with a butter knife so there's no risk of cutting your hand.

>> No.12067430

>>12067421
I figure no he seems like the kinda guy that lets his wife walk all over him and thats why he is always eating raw meat and calling it rare because other men wont and he can hold it over them like some sort of semblance of his castrated manhood

>> No.12067434

>>12067427
small kek

>> No.12067438

>>12067427
You gotta remember idiots think all cuts should be with kitchen knifes and they probably have serated ones cause they cant be bothered to worry about any kind of maitenance. I mean i cant think of a single person that is under 30 and is "average" in the kitchen meaning one shitty dip for parties that could identify even a honing rod.

>> No.12067463

>>12066126
it's a meme drink to bilk money out of rappers and athletes who get nigger rich

>> No.12067477

>>12067038
Eat. Your. Eggs.

>> No.12067493

>>12066126
you could make the same drink with $30 worth of liquor and a bottle of freixinet brut.

Putting stupid expensive cognac into a cocktail is retarded, it's all just for a laugh

>> No.12067527

>>12061409
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP MEATLOAF

>> No.12067540

>>12066421
>gavin mcinnes
>neo nazi
lmfao

>> No.12067544

>>12061416
Kind of a mexican lasagna. I'd eat it if I was drunk.

>> No.12067566

>>12067419
>normal people

Uhhh....

>> No.12067622

>>12066790

Thanks spiderbros

>> No.12067713

>>12061178
and once again a webm thread is ruined.

i would like for once to see a good thread but instead its always the same ugly shit.

>> No.12067757

>>12061178
this is a prank, right?

>> No.12067767

>>12061208
>cut this onion with a knife
>no, fuck it, use SLAP CHOP

>> No.12067807

>>12061826
my buddy was prepping jalapenos for pizzas and took a leak without washing his hands first

>> No.12067835

>>12063648
>I am Jack's disabled right arm

>> No.12068059

>>12067342
the last watermelon bender

>> No.12068417 [DELETED] 

>>12062931
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>> No.12068454

>>12062847
>in a row?

>> No.12068627

>>12065679
Kill yourself

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>>12063144

>> No.12068778

>>12061392
I like how the end says well don't
makes me feel good to know nobody made this unironically

>> No.12068802

>>12061270
And there's water in the chocolate.

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>> No.12068932

>>12061816
The paper towels and the ketchup water were the only ones that gave me displeasure. The others were just blatant

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