Water Sucks

[Anonymous No.12055336]

For me, it's Gatorade. Scientifically proven superior to water. Tastes great too (lemon-lime best flavor).

[Anonymous No.12055342]

>>12055336
It's what plants crave

[Anonymous No.12055347]

Yeah yellow is best, but I remember All Sport being better

[Anonymous No.12055348]

What's the best flavor and why is it cucumber?

[Anonymous No.12055351]

>>12055342
brawndo is real and nothing like Gatorade

[Anonymous No.12055355]

>>12055351
Okay sport.

[Anonymous No.12055359]

>>12055348
It's orange and it's not.

[Anonymous No.12055360]

>>12055351
That was made after the movie came out. It's like the Duff beer you can buy now.

[Anonymous No.12055373]

>>12055348
Cucumber's pretty great, forgot about it. Used to buy it all the time when I lived next to a hispanic owned convenience store.

[Anonymous No.12055409]

>any amount of sugar whatsoever in your drink
>superior to water

[Anonymous No.12055425]

>>12055409
Yes. Not everyone goes into a diabetic coma from contact with sugar. Deal with it, fatty.

[Anonymous No.12055427]

For me it's Powerade and it's cheaper.

They also have 5 for 1 deals at my grocery store

[Anonymous No.12055449]

>>12055425
>drinking sugar water
>calling others fatty
do ********* really?

[Anonymous No.12055456]

>>12055409
>Being this afraid of something

[Anonymous No.12055522]

When i learned powerade tasted like koolaid and salt i could never pallet the stuff again

[Anonymous No.12055558]

who /electrolit/ here

[Anonymous No.12055573]

>>12055360
I won a contest from the movie studio they sent me a case of it

[Anonymous No.12055575]

>>12055347
All Sport is legit disgusting

[Anonymous No.12055605]

>tfw when all you drink is sugar water

How's the acne, anon? If you don't drink water at least go for gatorade zero so you aren't filling yourself with sugar you fat fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.12055651]

>>12055605

>tfw drink nothing but water and black coffee and still have acne at 32

[Anonymous No.12055657]

>>12055605
I actually exercise, fatty. Maybe you should try it once you can open your soylent bottles

[Anonymous No.12055707]

>>12055449
It's the truth. Skinny people don't give a fuck about sugar in their drinks. That's a fat person concern, and usually a horribly misplaced concern at that when you compare the amount of calories in a drink to the amount of calories the fat person is eating each day. It's mostly an excuse to continue eating way too much while still feeling "healthy" because you drink water. The 140 lb anon who drinks soda but has never been overweight in his life is ten times healthier than the 300 lb anon who eats salads and never drinks soda.

[Anonymous No.12055716]

>he fell for the sugar Jew
Blows my mind how lardasses like you consume 100+ grams of sugar a day on drinks alone

[Anonymous No.12055758]

insufferable health freaks ruin every goddamn thread
just because you cannot moderate a good thing doesn't mean others can't

[Anonymous No.12055958]

>>12055716
>lardass
I 100% guarantee you weigh more than I do. I might have the lowest BMI out of any male anon on /ck/. I need to keep a blanket between my body and my laptop when in bed so it doesn't hurt my skelly rib cage. And every person I see at work drinking actual soda is skinny too. Fat people are the ones on diet coke or water, probably because they tricked themselves into thinking that couple hundred calories was their real problem and not the three thousand calories of fat person cuisine they're still eating along with their water and salads.

[Anonymous No.12055977]

>>12055958
Post ribcage, pls.

[Anonymous No.12055993]

>>12055958
rachitic cripple

[Anonymous No.12056058]

>>12055651
iktfb

>tfw when 31 and drink nothing but water and tea for years and still get horrible, cystic acne bumps every few days

[Anonymous No.12056071]

>>12055336
H-H2O!!!!

[Anonymous No.12056097]

>>12055707
now this is serious projection

[Anonymous No.12056125]

>>12055336
>water suck

I am legitimately wondering what kind of upbringing you had? Was it the fact that your city water tastes like a chlorine swimming pool? I had nephews come to our house from the city and they loved our water, because they said it tastes different than the stuff in the city/town. What do your parents drink? Do they hold the same opinion of water? I find people that hate water so bizarre.

[Anonymous No.12056168]

For me, it’s Hydralyte

[Anonymous No.12056177]

>>12055758
The hedonic treadmill is very real, and junk isn't even more enjoyable, just lower effort.

[Anonymous No.12056263]

>>12055336
where's /teamlucozade/?

[Anonymous No.12056282]

>>12056125
>I am legitimately wondering what kind of upbringing you had?
The kind where you're not underage b&. Why are you even George-posting when you weren't born yet at the time Seinfeld was on the air?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I2-14y6-jM

[Anonymous No.12056327]

>>12055336
I don't care about fat, but the damage to your teeth. Gatorade is nearly the same as drinking a can of coke. I only drink them when I'm sick and still I dilute them with water.

[Anonymous No.12056608]

Is pedialite good?

[Anonymous No.12056668]

>>12055336
Cool blue is the pinnacle of human liquid creation. Nothing beats this nectar.
Also does anyone miss the old gatroade bottles with the green and orange gatorade logo. Looked way more cool and refreshing than the current gray and white boring one.

[Anonymous No.12056694]

>>12055707
holy shit. And I know you’re not skinny

[Anonymous No.12056707]

>>12055977
sure thing
my body fat is a single # just fyi

[Anonymous No.12056711]

>>12055348
Based and red pilled

>>12055373
Never got why it seemed to be marketed at Latinos.

[Anonymous No.12057391]

>>12055409
Gatorade has another drink with no sugar.

[Anonymous No.12057393]

>>12055573
Did you have to prove you were the biggest idiot?

[Anonymous No.12057578]

>>12056097
>now this is serious projection
You think I'm a 300 lb person who somehow mistakenly believes he's 140 lb and projects being fat on others? I don't think you understand how to use that word.
>>12056694
>And I know you’re not skinny
>Fat people literally can't even conceptualize the existence of thin people who drink soda
Just stop eating so much. Soda doesn't make you fat, even a large amount like 40 oz of Coke is still less than the calories in a single Big Mac. If soda were really driving the obesity epidemic everyone would just switch to zero calorie diet soda and solve their weight problem without needing to give up on anything they enjoy. That's clearly not the case in reality, many fat people drink diet soda or water while continuing to be fat. I've never seen anyone drinking a diet soda who wasn't overweight.
>>12056707
That joke-post doesn't even make sense. I just said I was underweight, not that I'm a bodybuilder or anything like that. How did being underweight turn into some hard to believe fantasy story for you?

[Anonymous No.12057579]

>>12056707
Nice time stamp, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12057586]

>>12057579
I can't tell if you're doing some sort of double reverse trolling or if you think that other anon was serious about being me. I said I was skinny, that's obviously not a skinny body.

[Anonymous No.12058177]

>>12056327
That's why you drink sugar free gatorade

[Anonymous No.12058211]

>>12055605
>le sugar is bad 4 u xD
Yes goy avoid sugar at all cost and have some splenda instead!

[Anonymous No.12058481]

>water sucks
>still everything you drink literally has water in it
water wins every time

[Anonymous No.12058498]

>>12058177
>>12058211
It's weird how terrified everyone is of sugar now. Before it used to be people were afraid fat. Don't know why everyone always wants to believe the obesity problem is caused by anything except its obvious real cause which is eating too many calories.

[Anonymous No.12058516]

>>12058481
That's like arguing a slice of bread is a better meal than a sandwich because the sandwich includes bread.

[Anonymous No.12058599]

>>12058516
No it's not. It's like seeing some retard go "I CANT STAND BREAD ITS SO FUCKING NASTY" even though all he eats are sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.12058682]

>>12058211
>>12058498
Literally mounds of scientific evidence sugar is bad for you, soy goy. People are terrified of sugar bevause of how much it exists in our food and drink. You are hard pressed to find a meal that doesn't break down into a fuckton of glucose in your body nowadays. Seems like low carb/sugar food is becoming the rarity. Bad for your teeth too.

[Anonymous No.12058711]

>>12058599
> "I CANT STAND BREAD ITS SO FUCKING NASTY"
Who has said that about water here? You sound like you're replying to your own imagination rather than to anyone in this thread. What was said in reality is that gatorade is better than water. Which corresponds to the bread and sandwiches analogy way more than it does to your weird imaginary strawman about water "tasting nasty."

[Anonymous No.12058714]

>>12058711
>water with sugar is better than water
Enjoy your cancer.

[Anonymous No.12058746]

I quite like these mixed with a 5hour or preworkout during a workout

[Anonymous No.12058784]

>>12058682
Low carb isn't better for you if you're talking about weight anyway. It's calories that matter either way.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19246357
>Comparison of weight-loss diets with different compositions of fat, protein, and carbohydrates.
>CONCLUSIONS: Reduced-calorie diets result in clinically meaningful weight loss regardless of which macronutrients they emphasize.
>>12058714
>Being so afraid of cancer you won't drink a glass of orange juice.
You're probably getting cancer or heart problems no matter what you eat or drink, that's just how most people die eventually. And cancer feeds on sugar because everything feeds on sugar. Oxygen's a carcinogen too by that standard. No sane modern physician is going to recommend you eat zero carbs for that reason (or for any reason really).

[Anonymous No.12058791]

>>12058784
>making men out of straw
The very foundation of your argument is fallacious and I'm not gonna reply to you anymore.

[Anonymous No.12058799]

>>12058784
I'm not talking about weight loss. I am talking about general health. Carbohydrates are in excess in most of our foods nowadays, this is not good for the body.

[Anonymous No.12058805]

>>12058791
>>12058799
That's why I qualified my post with "if you're talking about weight." Not a strawman.

[Anonymous No.12058838]

>>12055336
It's also nearly as bad as soda on sugar, and just as bad as cokecola in calories.

[Anonymous No.12058859]

>>12058838
Coke and Gatorade aren't bad in calories. Again, you could drink an insane amount like 40 oz of Coca-Cola in one sitting and it still wouldn't even amount to the calories in a single big mac. The idea Coke has tons of calories is a self-deluding fat person meme.

[Anonymous No.12058866]

>>12056711
Because its mimicking agua fresca which come in a variety of weirder flavors. Wh*te flyovers can't handle any other flavors besides BLUE and RED

[Anonymous No.12058877]

>>12058859
yeah just keep ignoring all of the sugar in it

[Anonymous No.12058980]

i've tried a lot of flavors and lemon lime is still the best.
the one i really want to try they only sell in 8 packs around here. riptide rush? i thought i got it once but it was a different flavor, pineapple and i can't stand pineapple

[Anonymous No.12058986]

>>12055575
as opposed to illegitimately disgusting?
think before you post
>>12056177
it is more enjoyable, otherwise they wouldn't do it

[Anonymous No.12059022]

>>12058859

Your hormones are definitely going to be fine processing fake sugar all the time, your insulin will be COMPLETELY unaffected.

[Anonymous No.12059034]

>>12055336
>Water Sucks
hold up

[Anonymous No.12059048]

>>12059022
Being overweight causes type 2 diabetes, not sugar. You're confusing what diabetes makes a person unable to handle with what causes that inability to handle it. You won't prevent diabetes just because you got overweight using bacon instead of cupcakes.

[Nicollet Avenue Kmart !0J4ewmjU/I No.12059069]

>>12058986
No, it's just lower effort.

[Anonymous No.12059071]

>>12059048
That's strange anon, for the longest time I'd always believed type 2 diabetes was caused by insulin resistance

[Anonymous No.12059103]

>>12059071
It's more like type 2 diabetes IS insulin resistance (past a certain degree of measured severity), but yes. And again, weight is the risk factor, not sugar.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23880355

[Anonymous No.12059112]

>>12059071
Here you go, little anon.
https://kidshealth.org/en/teens/diabetes-true-false.html
>Does eating too much sugar cause diabetes?
>Sugar doesn't cause diabetes. But there is one way that sugar can influence whether a person gets type 2 diabetes. Consuming too much sugar (or sugary foods and drinks) can make people put on weight. Gaining too much weight leads to type 2 diabetes in some people. Of course, eating too much sugar isn't the only cause of weight gain. Weight gain from eating too much of any food can make a person's chance of getting diabetes greater.

[Anonymous No.12059691]

>>12055348
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS FLAVOR FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.12060986]

>>12055558
Absolutely based