/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12054425]

>white people can't handle spi-

[Anonymous No.12054435]

>>12054425
What's wrong with his chickens? I'm an egg lover, don't get me wrong, but those look too uh wet

[Anonymous No.12054438]

>>12054425
-cs!

[Anonymous No.12054442]

Joe Rogan is incapable of cooking eggs
All of his chicken produce pictures look like this.
>This thread is %1,000 x times better than any ReviewBrah thread
THANK YOU CHINK M00T

[Anonymous No.12054443]

>>12054435
>cooked poorly
>blames the chicken
Are you just pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.12054510]

>>12054425
How is it possible for someone to fuck up cooking eggs on such a regular basis?

[Anonymous No.12054542]

>>12054510
Picture a retarded ape slamming some pots and pans around, add in some eggs and wala

[Anonymous No.12054549]

>>12054425
>ywn share an egg sandwich with Joe Rogan and discuss weed strains and elk hunting while an entire pint of liquid egg yolk runs down the front of your shirt

[Anonymous No.12054550]

>pickled jalapenos from a can
>'cha
>spice

[Anonymous No.12054553]

>>12054425
>huy fong sriracha
>not huy fong chili garlic sauce
joe rogan is pleb as fuck

[Anonymous No.12054652]

Are Italians white?

[Anonymous No.12054685]

>intentionally turn your daily shits into battery acid.
i like spice but why would anyone do this regularly?

[Anonymous No.12054713]

>>12054685
I don't have it saved but he posted a pic of some... thing that a plumber pulled out of his toilet, real fuckin eldrich unknowable horror looking root thing, then bragged to the plumber that it grew in there because he has such a healthy diet.

[Anonymous No.12054735]

>>12054425
>pickled jalapenos
>sriracha
so, when does the spicy stuff come on the plate?

[Anonymous No.12054747]

>>12054713

[Anonymous No.12054767]

fucking idiot.white People enslaved fucking CONTINENTS and ereased whole tribes for spices. without us there wouldnt even be spices nigger

[Anonymous No.12054784]

>>12054435

Yeah that chicken is too raw. The chicken yolk needs to be firmer

[Anonymous No.12054789]

>>12054767
No they did that to plunder major natural resources. Spices were just a minor afterthought.

[Anonymous No.12054791]

>>12054747
>>12054713

>American plumbing

[Anonymous No.12054796]

>>12054747
oh no no no no no no

[Anonymous No.12054799]

>17 posts and no ones points out that toe Rogan is only partially caucasian.
One drop rule you normalfag plebs.

[Anonymous No.12054801]

>>12054549
you just improved my day

[Anonymous No.12054814]

>>12054791
If trees exists where ever you are from then this is happening there too.

[Anonymous No.12054873]

>>12054799
Go back

[Anonymous No.12055276]

>>12054425
>>white people can't handle spi-
Wasnt that guy on... Survivor or fear factory or something..?

[Anonymous No.12055325]

>>12054425
is being able to handle spicy food some sort of contest?

[Anonymous No.12055376]

>>12054442
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>okay.

[Anonymous No.12055386]

>>12055325
Everything is a contest and I'm winning. I win so much I get sick of winning.

[Anonymous No.12055422]

>>12054747
imagine the high off of joe's shit fertilized toilet weed

[Anonymous No.12055437]

>>12055422
This is the funniest post I've read in weeks
(You)

[Anonymous No.12055443]

Yikes, who knew Joe Rogan's podcast was the 2nd most cringiest thing about him

[Anonymous No.12055445]

>>12055386
based
https://youtu.be/MNy5h3yC8pI?t=418

[Anonymous No.12055478]

>>12054435
Maybe he did the steaming method. You need to use just the exact amount of water so that it cooks the eggs without leaving them watery.

[Anonymous No.12055495]

>>12054747
Where does he live that his place looks like such a shit hole and is literally falling apart? Doesn't he make a lot of money?

[Anonymous No.12055913]

>>12054425
>babyshit ketchup-tier "hot" sauce
>spicy

[Anonymous No.12055979]

>>12054685
not everybody feels it in their asshole though.
I ate a carolina reaper on a dare and my shits felt pretty regular (even though my stomach was burning for like an hour after eating it)
also the green sriracha is ketchup-tier babby hot sauce and pickled jalapenos are even milder, if your asshole burns after that there's sonethi g wrong with you

[Anonymous No.12056231]

>>12055495
He’s apparently worth about 25m but I think that’s a super low estimate.

[Anonymous No.12056244]

>>12054789
>Only way to preserve food
>Afterthought
Stop rewriting history to your level of understanding, nigger.

[Anonymous No.12056259]

>>12056244
>Only way to preserve food
Spices are the only way to preserve food? Salt, sugar, smoking, drying, fermenting, and more primitive forms of pasteurization were all utilized long before the spice trade to preserve food.

[Anonymous No.12056268]

siracha isnt hot
its luke warm at best. Looks like a tasty meal though

[Anonymous No.12056289]

>>12054735
>>12055913
>>12056268
>LE SRICHACHA ISNT HOT xD I'M SUCH A BADASS LOL SRIRACHA IS KETCHUP :P

[Anonymous No.12056296]

All of these nerds saying the eggs are undercooked, that runny yolk is the best part

[Anonymous No.12056297]

black pepper is as hot as i'll go

[Anonymous No.12056299]

>>12054652
'white' apparently encompasses
Lighter Mediterraneans
Phoenicians
Balkans
and I even heard someone lump Spaniards in with Caucasians.

[Anonymous No.12056301]

>>12056299
which is correct

[Anonymous No.12056306]

>>12056301
If it includes all of those ethnic groups, why do cunts suggest 'white' people have no culture?

[Anonymous No.12056311]

>>12056306
i would never suggest that bro

[Anonymous No.12056312]

>>12056299
>>12056301
People are quick to be labelled white when it's seen as a strength and even quicker to distance themselves from them when they're being criticized... which is always.

[Anonymous No.12056315]

>>12056311
Congratulations, you are not a cunt.

[Anonymous No.12056424]

>>12054425
why is he eating bread with jalapenos and sriacha as toppings?

[Anonymous No.12056550]

>>12056289
It's not that spicy you semen hoovering shitbath.

[Anonymous No.12057701]

>>12056315
>>12056306
Because there is no "white" culture
people aren't (besides random retards) talking about the individual white cultures when they say that, they mean there's no collective white culture.
Which I agree with.

[Anonymous No.12057703]

>>12056424
I think he plans on smooshing those two together to make some kind of bastard sandwich

[Anonymous No.12057721]

>>12054789
spices are natural resources

[Anonymous No.12057723]

>>12054425
COOK YOUR FUCKING FOOD

[Anonymous No.12057808]

>niggers can‘t handle being called niggers

[Anonymous No.12057855]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv5_ARwINi8

goofy is white and can handle spicy foods like a champ. He also fucks his neighbors wife after she makes food for him.

[Anonymous No.12057869]

>>12054747
similar thing happened to me, but it was in our water pipe living off our well water. Our pump was fine but no water was coming out, so we called a guy and he pulled this long shit-like root out.

[Anonymous No.12057932]

>>12054435
He boils them in CBD oil or some shit

[Anonymous No.12057998]

>>12054425
Fried egg and jalapeno sandwich

[Anonymous No.12058163]

>>12057701
not them but in america when people say that they mean all white people, they generalize big time. i think they look at american whites and assume all whites are like that.

[Anonymous No.12058167]

>eating sriracha

congratulations, you have the palette of a dirt poor asian rice farmer

[Anonymous No.12058256]

>>12058167

[Anonymous No.12058426]

>>12054747
imagine having a giant gash on your leg or something and then rubbing that thing right into the wound

[Anonymous No.12058438]

>>12057808
fuck off /v/eddit

[Anonymous No.12058457]

I FUCKING HATE JOE ROGANS EGGS.
Why doesn't he toast his bread?
What a fucking soggy mess. His eggs would be like eating fucking loogies that smell and taste like wet dog.
Even ja/ck/s cooking is not this abysmal. At least his shit is so bad it's entertaining.
This just pisses me off

[Anonymous No.12058491]

>>12058438
nobody wants you here nigger

[Anonymous No.12058817]

>joe rogan
>white
hes middle eastern or something

[Anonymous No.12058847]

>>12055495
If you’re talking about the wall, that’s where the toilet tank was removed from. Plant roots are invasive and can penetrate plumbing even in the Beverly Hills.

[Anonymous No.12058946]

>>12058491
Where the fuck do you think you are, cuckboi?

[Anonymous No.12058969]

>>12056289
That's the truth though. On scale of 1-10 (not sttrictly linear) it's like 3 along with Tabasco. Jalapenos is 1 and Texas Pete is 2.

[Anonymous No.12058987]

>>12054435
They got mauled by coyotes

[Anonymous No.12059163]

I LOVE spicy foods, I put the taco bell mild sauce on, like, everything. I just honestly really hate the taste of jalapeno, desu, y'know?

[Anonymous No.12059191]

>>12058969
penos are hotter than siracha on average

[Anonymous No.12059245]

>>12059191
pshhh u woud know faggot

[Anonymous No.12059246]

>I love it when my mouth hurts while I eat!
>A burning sensation! Just like the chylamdia I got from that corner hooker in Thailand!
>Spicccceey!!!
Spicey food is for the uber-poor and poor-paleted plebs who have literally no idea how to properly cook food, and mask their shit-tier taste with literal pain. I have yet to eaten a single shred of evidence that has come close to convincing me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.12059260]

>>12059246
RETARD

[Anonymous No.12059267]

Sweet baby jesus. Is this what he comes up with when his chef takes a vacation?

>untoasted bread
>undercooked eggs
>Pickled jalapenos
>bragging about sriracha in current year

How does one even assemble that sandwich without dumping either jalapenos or runny eggs all over the place. Fucking stoners.

[Anonymous No.12059280]

>>12059191
I mean the green pickled kind, like in op picture. There are various heat levels of those, but the regular type. I cannot even name a chili sauce that mild if the "sweet thais" are excluded.

[Anonymous No.12059282]

>>12059267
this pic is like 3 years old it should be noted
sriracha was dying back then too but this pic isn’t current year

[Anonymous No.12059288]

>>12059246
spicelet cope, sorry you have to rush for a gallon of milk whenever you eat anything with barbecue sauce on it

[Anonymous No.12059300]

>Only posting one of them

[Anonymous No.12059301]

>>12059288
Yeah, no. Fuck you spicey food addicted retards. You faggots are the reason I can't even eat a fucking McRib anymore without reaching for a fucking handfull of icecubes.

[Anonymous No.12059305]

who even eats raw toast?

[Anonymous No.12059309]

He might be fucking with people, it's entirely possible

[Anonymous No.12059314]

>>12059305
ezekiel bread is already dry as fuck without tossing

[Anonymous No.12059315]

[Anonymous No.12059357]

>>12059309
>>12059315
man what the hell is wrong with him

[Anonymous No.12059375]

>>12059357
He's high off Alpha Brain and HGH

[Anonymous No.12059437]

>>12059282
Good to know. I saw "1hr" in the corner and assumed op wasn't being a faggot. My mistake.
>>12059300
Much better. Those eggs just seem way to undercooked
>>12059315
>Cherry pepper hoagie spread
Ok now this is epic

[Anonymous No.12059950]

>>12055422

[Anonymous No.12059956]

Wasn't sriracha last year's fad? What is even Rogan doing?

[Anonymous No.12059957]

>>12055422
dude
weed
lmao

[Anonymous No.12060058]

>hot fried eggs and cheese sandwiches

My all time favourite. What a based stoner. His eggs are a tad undercooked though, the yellow should be soft but not runny.

[Anonymous No.12060310]

>>12054425
>Joe Rogan can't handle tranny co-