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I ate two medium pizzas

>> No.12054114

>>12054099
You've got to stop doing this to yourself Tyrell

>> No.12054119
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>>12054099
You're killing yourself, I want you to stick to the diet I gave you

>> No.12054138

>>12054099
>>12054119
memes aside if you did this like once every few months is there any harm?

>> No.12054153

>>12054138
Yeah 1 time doing this the body takes minimum 1 year to recover and detox

>> No.12054157

>>12054138
You're probably gonna have to take a massive shit so being around social situations is not recommended.

I remember destroying two Family XXL pizza's with two other guys about a year back. Didn't help that they had a creme fraiche sauce instead of tomato either.

Shit was cash but unfortunately i had to quit, it cranked up my weight by 5KG in less thn a year, fuck that.

>> No.12054351

>>12054099
Are you looking for a medal or something? Fuck off.

>> No.12054471

In a single sitting?

Glutton

>> No.12054621

>>12054099
How did you feel afterwards?

>> No.12054641

You realize we can see your address and phone number on the boxes, right?

>> No.12054663

>>12054138
Depends on your diet during the rest of the month but I'd bet you are a fatass all around

>> No.12054696

bumping so i can send another reply later in the comfort of my own home

>> No.12054706

>>12054099
Post your hands

>> No.12054721
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>>12054099
My fucking mark wiens thread died for this shit!

>> No.12054745

>>12054099
I was really drunk one night and ordered a large meatlovers from pizza hut...then about 10 minutes later i forgot I had already ordered, so I got another meatlovers sent out...I decided to fuck it and eat both anyway...I got about 6 slices in before tapping out

>> No.12054840

>>12054099
/ck/ can't into math
two medium pizzas is about the same size as a large pizza at most places.

>> No.12054906

>>12054138
Binge eating like this won't hurt you unless you do it commonly (more than once every week)

>> No.12055850

>>12054157
>social situations
Like that's going to happen, ever.

>> No.12055878

Sausage and mushrooms are the shittiest toppings you can put on a pie,

>> No.12055881

>>12054099
but those look like two large pizzas anon!

>> No.12055890

>>12055878
and ham sucks too

>> No.12055896

>>12054721
I can't watch his videos because his bulging eyes and sinewy neck terrifies me

>> No.12055901

>>12054099
why does the right one look small?

>> No.12056358

>>12055901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0

>> No.12056361

>>12054099
what's in the plastic tub?

>> No.12056384

I can't even eat more than two slices unless I'm really hungry what the hell dude?

>> No.12056395

>>12056384
not op but seems like you're a faggot.

>> No.12056409

>>12056395
You'd be right

>> No.12056442

>>12056409
faggot

>> No.12056450

>>12054153
lol

>> No.12056535

>>12054138
I eat a large dominos five nights a week, pick one up on my way home from work, im fine.

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>>12054745
>I decided to fuck it and eat both anyway...I got about 6 slices in before tapping out
>i decided to fuck it and eat both anyway
>i decided to fuck it

>> No.12056810

>>12056535
I know you aren't serious but please tell me you're joking. I need to hear you say it.

>> No.12056832

>>12056810
Im not, i live alone and its nextdoor to my work, i dont need to cook or clean any dishes and its affordable. I recently had a full work up done and am healthy as an ox.

>> No.12056884

>>12056832
you're going to ruin your heart
please stop anon

>> No.12056897

>>12056884
Doc says im fine, cardioligist says im fine, had a full work up done and my checked out real close after recovering from a blood infection that spread to my heart.

>> No.12056913

>>12056897
How could a blood infection not spread to the heart? I didn't even know there was such a thing as a blood infection. Fuck, do I have a blood infection? wtf?

>> No.12056936

>>12056913
It did spread to my heart, i was fucked up for about two years. Yes blood infections are a thing and will just fuck your shit up.

>> No.12056939

>>12056358
but the box is right next to it and it's smaller

>> No.12056954

>>12056936
i get it. i'm saying how could it not?
i'm also saying you gave me a brand new thing to be a hypochondriac about so thanks for that.

>> No.12056992

>>12056832
>healthy as an ox.
Sorry about your penis.

>> No.12057039

>>12056954
I had an infection, it spread to my blood, yes the blood goes through the heart but i guess it takes time and some work for it to colonize? Im not really sure how it works but it fucking sucks.

>> No.12057042

>>12056992
You leave my penis out of it.

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>>12056832
>am healthy as an ox.
Yeah I doubt it. Go ahead and get a full physical+bloodwork done.

>> No.12057061

>>12057048
go get a full reading comprehensionwork done

>> No.12057067

>>12057061
I'm high as fuck, this chamomile sleeptime tea is kicking in and I'm listening to this Ron White JRE, my bad.

I still don't believe you, take a pic/scan of your bloodwork printout and upload it.

>> No.12057070

>>12054641
What are you gonna do? Order him another pizza?

>> No.12057072

>>12054099
That's still less than 1 large pizza.

>> No.12057083

>>12054099
>posting your address and phone number on 4chan
You're real bright, fella. I'd delete it.

>> No.12057087

>>12057083
I wan't people to come to my house and try to mess with me. I pray for it, in fact.

>> No.12057093

>>12057070
kek

>> No.12057099

>>12057070
If he had a camera worth a shit so i could actually see his number id call him and whisper sweet nothings into his ear as he fell asleep.

>> No.12057105

>>12057067
Why would i go through all that that just to prove something to some anon?

>> No.12057107

>>12057105
You're full of shit.

>> No.12057109

>>12057105
why lie online in the first place?

>> No.12057112

>>12057105
If youre dumb enough to eat Dominos then youre a big enough smuck to do anything.

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>>12054099