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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Cringe Thread

>> No.12044364

>>12044326

>> No.12044411

>t. Great Value pasta manufacturer

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>>12044326

>> No.12044559

>>12044432
This isn't gaia online anon, nobody cares about your life story

>> No.12044931

>>12044432
Chris Chan has that same shirt.

>> No.12045215

>>12044326
that sounds good

>> No.12045436

>>12044326
>340 grams
>dinner for 6

>> No.12045444

>>12044326
>12 oz
>$2.29 value
>$1.99
wtf?

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>>12045475
based italy guy

>> No.12045517

>>12045475
What a monster. Why isn't he pandering to guys who like the taste of mens assholes?

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>>12045475
cringe and lgbtpilled

>> No.12045523

>>12045444
Stores don't like to say the words "price" or "cost." Don't say X costs $10.00, but instead say X is a $10.00 value.

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>>12044326

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>>12045475
Absolutely fucking based.

>> No.12046580

>>12044931
no he had the "mount and dew me" shirt

>> No.12046654

>>12046580
He also wore that "enjoy vagina" shirt out in public. It was at a family event too.

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>>12044326
>no boil

>> No.12046998

>>12046939
The fuck does that even mean no boil

>> No.12047014

>>12046998
They're probably precooked, a lot of pasta companies are starting to make precooked versions.

>> No.12047025

>>12045475
>>12045517
Full story is great if I remember right. He believed that heterosexually raised was better than homosexually raised for the child's developement. People were upset. Then he told homosexuals that they could eat someone else's pasta if they didn't like it.

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>> No.12047035

>>12045475
store brand is fine

>> No.12047041

>>12046939
are you dumb or just stupid?

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>>12047041
No, I'm confused too. Does that mean it's so fucking cooked you can just soak it in water? I've never come across such a product, sounds nasty.

>> No.12047116

>>12047025
Actually he said that he thought women were major purchasers of food and he wanted to appeal to them, and that he didn't have a particular problem with gay people. Then they ended up putting lesbians on a pasta box or something as an apology.

It's a little weird that you need a pasta maker to validate your personal beliefs and that some people would be willing to throw money at him for doing so. You're just setting yourself up to be scammed and taken advantage of if all you need a little bit of pandering to fork over your cash.

>> No.12047121

>>12047116
>women were major purchasers of food
women in traditional families*

>> No.12047219

>>12045475
Holy shit no wonder i’ve bought barilla for years now.

>> No.12047634

>>12044326
How fucking lazy are you that you can’t cut your own pasta in half?

>> No.12048292

>>12047634
I'm busy

>> No.12048560

>>12047026
y?

>> No.12048581

>>12047026
this makes me deeply uncomfortable

>> No.12048659

>>12045475
I see nothing wrong with this.

>> No.12048681

>>12045475
>80% of /ck/ $oyboys stops buying pasta

>> No.12048869

>>12044326
My sister cuts the crust off cookies

>> No.12048879

https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY
Posting a classic

>> No.12048889

>>12048879
Holy fuck I can’t stop laughing. This is a classic? How did I missed this.

>> No.12048950

>>12046939
>>12047050
>The company's promotional video for the pasta shows that it only requires a few easy steps to prepare:
1) Pour pasta into a large pot.
2) Pour three cups of cold water into that same pot.
3) Turn your burner to high and set a timer for 10 minutes.
4) Stir occasionally, until all of the water is absorbed into the pasta.
5) Add sauce and keeping cooking until it's hot and ready to eat.
>BONUS: no draining required either!

>> No.12049090

>>12044326
Cringe was dinner with mom. Mom provided for us and raised us but holllly shit... Eventually we more or less took over cooking duties willfully.

Dunno if this shit happened in any other households but we had spaghetti nights with a sinister twist. When mom cooked spaghetti her idea was to leave the noodles just in the pot of water and then bon ape tit. We were supposed to fish out the noodles and add the marinara. Of course, not being drained the watery noodles completely broke down the marinara and we just had noodles with 'pink dye' you tried to make taste like something by piling on that wood pulp cheese powder shit.

>> No.12050378

>>12049090
I am so sorry.

>> No.12051000

>>12049090
That’s weird af