/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12044014]

This shit is fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.12044193]

>>12044014
you're a based guy

[Anonymous No.12044246]

>>12044014
So if I chug 5 of these first thing in the morning, that's 100% of my daily nutrition and I can focus on other things for the rest of my day?

[Anonymous No.12044248]

>>12044246
If you manage to drink 35 of them you won't have to eat for that whole week

[Anonymous No.12044259]

>>12044248
holy shit im gonna try this lifehack

[Anonymous No.12044274]

It's made from people! It's people!

[Anonymous No.12044279]

>>12044274
That’s soylent blue, though.

[Anonymous No.12044284]

>>12044279
Still made out of people, just no Asians.

[Anonymous No.12044552]

>>12044014
Post bobs

[Anonymous No.12044555]

>>12044014

[Anonymous No.12044622]

>>12044014

Or just get some diet powder like slim fast or cheap noname.
These things have existed for decades, why do they now get memed as if the concept was something totally new?

[Anonymous No.12045287]

>>12044014
seriously though, why do people drink this? interested in honest non-meme answers

[Anonymous No.12045296]

>>12044555
this video smells

[Anonymous No.12045311]

>>12045296
That man is from Israel and one of God’s chosen people.

[Anonymous No.12045324]

"""""men""" who drink soylent also inevitably have tech jobs and drive an electric car and are balding at 30

[Anonymous No.12045330]

>>12045287
Because they think preparing food or even picking food up is too much effort but would rather look trendy by drinking this instead of like a decrepit old fuck by drinking ensure.

[Anonymous No.12045373]

>>12045287
I make the powder up in a shaker and it means I can easily lie about how many calories I'm actually consuming and fatties can't bitch at me for """missing nutrients""".

idk why people without eating disorders would want to drink it though. Probably autism where they can't deal with the texture of real food or something.

[Anonymous No.12045413]

>>12045287
>>12045373
people who only view food as sustenance to stay alive like them. think engineers who want to make their day as efficient as possible. basically no one that would ever be on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.12045426]

>>12045330
>>12045413
tech autists live in a totally different world
they actively shit on people who leave the office exactly on time because they're not "dedicated" like them, and then they conspire to get them fired

[Anonymous No.12045428]

Why would any drink anything called Soylent? Have you not seen the documentary!?!

[Anonymous No.12045451]

>>12045287
lazy millennials want to feel like they're doing something good by drinking a "balanced" meal in a can.

[Anonymous No.12045483]

>>12044014
New World Order Kool-Aid to turn Western Men into passive feminine nancy boys who enjoy bubble baths

[Anonymous No.12045621]

>>12044014
>This shit
>shit

how apropos

[Anonymous No.12046149]

>>12044014

[Anonymous No.12046278]

>>12044284

[Anonymous No.12046280]

Liar it tastes gross

[Anonymous No.12046323]

>>12044555
I can say without hyperbole this is one of the worst things ever made and whoever this maximum soy boy is needs to be executed with extreme prejudice.

[Anonymous No.12046352]

>>12046323

[Anonymous No.12046411]

Isnt this an "influencer" product?

[Anonymous No.12046420]

>>12044284
audible chuckle

[Anonymous No.12046441]

>>12044248
>2019
>not drinking 9125 bottles on january 1st to be set for the whole year

Are you faggots even trying to make it?

[Anonymous No.12046478]

>>12045287
It has better macros and tastes better than anything marketed as a protein shake. Sometimes after a workout I can’t stomach a solid meal so I slam one of these and go about my day.

[Anonymous No.12046515]

>>12044014

[Anonymous No.12046850]

Still can't get this in England.

[Anonymous No.12046880]

>>12045373
yeah I used to have selective eating disorder which is like extreme picky eating and people on forums for it would always shill soylent as an anxiety-free meal replacement.
4 years ago I was picking between getting over my eating disorder or committing to soylent. when I was a kid I used to dream about a big pill you could take that nourished you so you never had to worry about food. suffice to say I almost did the soylent path

[Anonymous No.12046921]

>>12044014
It's way too expensive for what it is. Why not just eat bread, drink milk, and take a multi-vitamin?

[Anonymous No.12047076]

>>12046850
I guess England doesn't quite have the concentrated critical mass of turbofaggots like the US does in places like San Francisco.

[Anonymous No.12047101]

>>12047076
Actually they haven't ironed out all the loicense issues yet

[Anonymous No.12047104]

>>12046149
What exactly are you trying to say here

[Anonymous No.12047117]

[Anonymous No.12047123]

>>12046323
he is a gay jew programmer living in israel, not even kidding, he ticks all the boxes

[Anonymous No.12047125]

>>12044014
Should chew some gum from time to time if you only drink soylent

[Anonymous No.12047184]

>>12044555
I want to crush this person's face with a block of ice

[Anonymous No.12047510]

>>12046149
what did op mean by this?

[Anonymous No.12047607]

>>12047076
Checked and they actually have it on UK Amazon. 39 for a pack of 12. That's £3.025 per bottle, wtf. How are these faggots buying this.

No way I'm paying that much when I have a tasty homemade work lunch for the same price. Just for convenience.

[Anonymous No.12047626]

I prefer the original flavor, vanilla is a little too spicy for me.

[Anonymous No.12047861]

>>12047626
Vanilli is not spice wtf

[Anonymous No.12047899]

>>12047626
lel soyboi

[Anonymous No.12047971]

>>12044555
>>12046323
>>12046352
>>12047123
>>12047184
Why are incels so triggered by chubby guys with beards?

[Anonymous No.12047979]

>>12045426
We're not all bootlickers.

https://www.reddit.com/r/socialistprogrammers/

[Anonymous No.12047995]

I tried one bottle out of curiosity to see if I could use it as a snack late in the day since I'm typically not hungry enough to eat diner.

It tasted like soggy cherrio water that someone peed in. I dumped it out and never touched it again since. I wasn't expecting it to be the best thing I ever tasted, but I was expecting a more neutral taste. Fuck it was bad.

[Anonymous No.12048013]

Do not attempt a 100% Soylent diet. You need stuff that's in plants besides the stuff listed in the Nutrition Facts label. It's likely why that one speedrunner had joint problems.

[Anonymous No.12048024]

>>12044555
die

[Anonymous No.12048026]

>>12045413
I'm one of those engineering autists. These things offer almost zero micronutrients and if you eat them for a significant amount of your calories, you are going to be nutrient deficient.

They're better than a soda, but still not "good". You would be much better off drinking milk (any fat %), kefir, nut milks, etc

[Anonymous No.12048034]

>>12048026
Soylent does have all the official vitamins and minerals, just not the less researched stuff you should still be having. It's better than the white flour + oil + corn syrup shit many eat. Nigerians eat much better than us on average. Capitalism has failed.

[Anonymous No.12048039]

>>12048026
MILK HURTS MY TUMMY, FUCKFACE

[Anonymous No.12048042]

>willingly injesting soy instead of having it secretly shoved in your food like everyone else
shiggy diggy, op is a tranny

[Anonymous No.12048077]

>>12048034
Well like I said, better than soda but still not good. If you did 5 bottles a day (2000kcal) you would be getting the bare minimum of a few vitamins and minerals (C, D, K)...and it would cost you $16+ per day.

I'd rather eat a few balanced meals with tons of veggies, even if it takes a bit longer to make

[Anonymous No.12048122]

>>12047971
Projection of insecurities because they too are chubby guys with beards.

But while incels blame their looks for their shortcomings in life the soyboys are able to lead normal, well adjusted lives with a decent career and healthy relationships with friends, family and love interests. If they didn't put soyboys down then they would have to admit it's themselves that are the problem and not everyone else.

[Anonymous No.12048161]

>>12048122
Most incels are actually slim and cute, but too socially unskilled to get with women.

[Anonymous No.12048169]

>>12044014
Care to explain why?
Of course not, because you've never had it and only made this thread to circlejerk about soyboys or whatever the new buzzword of the month is.
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12048254]

>>12048169
And you leave this comment to save humankind, right? kys cunt.

[Anonymous No.12048493]

>>12047979
>Its called the hacker philosphy and its been around since the 70's why are they making shit up?

[Anonymous No.12048502]

>>12044555
reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/B0AX81gv5aM

[Anonymous No.12048503]

>>12046478
Thats understandable. Brotein can contain some pretty weird shit, from what i heard, too.

[Anonymous No.12048650]

>>12044014
It's official. /ck/ is cesspool for disgusting vegan commie gayboys

[Anonymous No.12048654]

>>12048650

[Anonymous No.12050070]

>>12044014
>>12044193
>>12044246
>>12044248
>>12044259
Samefag

[Anonymous No.12050290]

>>12046352
What mode is this?

[Anonymous No.12050299]

>>12050290
think it's more of a glitch

[Anonymous No.12050307]

>>12046352
how the fuck can his face so god damn bloated?

[Anonymous No.12050311]

>>12047971

[Anonymous No.12050315]

>>12044014
Obvious shill is obvious

[Anonymous No.12050332]

>>12050290
Trans man with a history of bulimia.

[Anonymous No.12050333]

>>12050290
I think that's is a female to male tranny or something.

[Anonymous No.12050336]

>>12048122
Look at those trotters. (((Americans))) are truly repellent

[Anonymous No.12050385]

>>12045287
I know someone who drinks it for the nutrients because almost everything else they eat is junk food. So, laziness and a childish palate are the reasons.

[Anonymous No.12050547]

>>12048493
>why is reddit full of unfunny lying faggots?
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.12050645]

>>12044555

[Anonymous No.12050651]

I hate how the younger crowd from shittier boards like tv/ and v/ are slowly starting to ink their way in here. I just want an eternity of comfy food threads and homecooked meals :(

[Anonymous No.12050689]

>>12048122
>>12050336

[Anonymous No.12050693]

do you shit liquid with this one

[Anonymous No.12050724]

>>12044014

[Anonymous No.12051668]

>>12050724
why won't god take poor cosmo already?

[Anonymous No.12051691]

>>12044555
I had a friend who would posts shit like this to his snapchat DAILY. He was the most immature 20 something I've ever met, and literally unfriended me because I told him his idea for a party wasn't exactly doable.

[Anonymous No.12051696]

>>12045287
It's not hard to see why they'd want a meal replacement drink. What's baffling to me is how Soylent markets itself as something "new and exciting", when it's LITERALLY just Slimfast or Ensure in a new package.

[Anonymous No.12051707]

>>12050290
ET

[Anonymous No.12051712]

>>12046411
Probably. I remember when I chipped my tooth on a "Kind" bar, only to realize it was one of those. Loads of athletes were posting them, too. They owe me some new enamel dude.

[Anonymous No.12051716]

>>12044014
peak postmodern nightmare

[Anonymous No.12051743]

>>12051696
not really. soylent is much more comprehensive. compare the ingredients

[Anonymous No.12051779]

>>12048161
this legitimately unironically

[Anonymous No.12051929]

>>12044555
I know exactly how this guy smells just based on this video.

[Anonymous No.12052479]

>>12048026
>>12048077
Hey man, you are either confused about what is being discussed or uninformed. Soylent has 100% daily value of all 26 vitamins and minerals that are essential for humans.

That is literally the reason it was created. It has perfect micros.

[Anonymous No.12052486]

>>12048169
Not really sure where you created that from. I just had soylent for the first time. I've had other meal replacement things like huel and jimmy joy as well. Get out of your head for a bit and enjoy a nice conversation.

[Anonymous No.12052566]

>>12052479
You're the confused one.

If the RDA is 50-100mg, you get 100% of 50mg. Given that RDAs are too low as it is, this is subpar at best.

[Anonymous No.12052951]

>>12046149
>reviewing soylent

[Anonymous No.12052976]

>>12045287
It's a decent breakfast-on-the-go. I like a light breakfast too, so half a bottle (a whole bottle is 400 calories) gets me two days of breakfasts that take all of ten seconds to get through.

[Anonymous No.12052995]

>shilling soylent on /ck/ of all boards

This is the cooking board, we want FOOD here. Even if it's "just" a burger from McD or a pizza, lightyears ahead of some liquid slop.

[Anonymous No.12053019]

>>12044014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeRc7zuyhHo

[Anonymous No.12053400]

>>12051929
You must smell a lot of men, I'm gay but not that gay

[Anonymous No.12053458]

>>12051929
Oh look, a fucking anti-Semitic scumbag. Figures

[Anonymous No.12053466]

>>12047971
they're obnoxious
>why are you so triggered that I'm screaming in your face is it the way i look

[Anonymous No.12053509]

>>12045287
why do people drink slim-fast or eat energy bars?
same fucking shit
it's for either dieting or no effort meals on the go that aren't junk food/fast food

[Anonymous No.12053528]

Fuckin soyboy

[Anonymous No.12053993]

>>12051668
Cosmo is dead.
Long live The Beast.

[Anonymous No.12054583]

>>12044014
Do you not get wet runny shits if you only drink this?

[Anonymous No.12054820]

>>12047861
>>12047899
>The joke vent over your heads

[Anonymous No.12054930]

>>12050724
except soy milk doesn't contain true estrogen. But milk and beer does. Dude who drink beer everyday take in more estrogen than that dude.

[Anonymous No.12054938]

>20g protein
Can I bulk on Soylent?

[Anonymous No.12054951]

>>12054938
20g of protein for 400 calories isn't a particularly good ratio

[Anonymous No.12055933]

>>12044555
>Premiere in the background
I work as a video/audio editor, and the fact these are the people I'm competing with in the job market makes me want to strap on a bomb run into a congressional session in DC.

[Anonymous No.12055951]

>>12044014


>little fat rolls where wrist is
>sausage fingers
>unironically drinks soylent
>wears a fucking fitbit or the likes of one
>brags to people about the amount of steps he takes per day, can't look away from it for more than a minute
>"haha yeah this is really progressive for health! I feel rejuvenated!"

Get the fuck off my board you rosy-cheeked, fear grimacing reprobate.

[Anonymous No.12055952]

>>12050724
I think he is kinda...cute

[Anonymous No.12055984]

>>12045373
The problem with soylent, beyond the obvious, is that the regular whole foods you eat everyday have things in them that are good for your body that they don't add to soylent. There are certain compounds in whole vegetables that they don't have in soylent. You hear about the new compounds, in XYZ vegetable that may help you better stave off chronic disease.

Not to mention the added
>sucralose
mmmmmmmmm.

[Anonymous No.12056066]

>>12044248
And you won't have balls getting in the way any more.

[Anonymous No.12056106]

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21353476

>We present the case of a 19-y-old type 1 diabetic but otherwise healthy man with sudden onset of loss of libido and erectile dysfunction after the ingestion of large quantities of soy-based products in a vegan-style diet. Blood levels of free and total testosterone and dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA) were taken at the initial presentation for examination and continuously monitored up to 2 y after discontinuation of the vegan diet. Blood concentrations of free and total testosterone were initially decreased, whereas DHEA was increased. These parameters normalized within 1 y after cessation of the vegan diet. Normalization of testosterone and DHEA levels was paralleled by a constant improvement of symptoms; full sexual function was regained 1 y after cessation of the vegan diet. This case indicates that soy product consumption is related to hypogonadism and erectile dysfunction.

It was Soylent, he was doing the meal replacement thing. It's interesting that he's a type 1 (genetic) diabetic because other studies I've run into there's a weird connection with high BMI and the isoflavones actually affecting things like sperm count and erection quality and I'm wondering if a lot of those high BMI subjects had type 2 diabetes or more likely a marginal level of insulin resistance from what's come to be called pre-diabetes. What's the connection between isoflavones and pancreatic function, I wonder?

tl;dr if soy is some kind of weaponized biocontrol as the meme suggests it's target profile is fat people, or in a sense, citizens of the first world

[Anonymous No.12056119]

>>12056106

Oh and here's one of the sperm studies that connects strong isoflavone effects to high BMI

https://academic.oup.com/humrep/article/23/11/2584/2913898

[Anonymous No.12056122]

>>12050307
>his face
because that's a female with female face fat

[Anonymous No.12057868]

>>12056106
losing libido is the absolute heaven though, isn't it.

[Anonymous No.12057894]

>>12050724
holy fuck is that cosmo
my friend adrian is the girl who dated him and broke up with him and ruined his life lol
what the fuck. what a cuck

[Anonymous No.12058266]

>>12054951
Muscle Milk has a better ratio, in one case 25g of protein for 160 calories.