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>Gordon crouched down in the corner of the kitchen, buried his head in his hands and started sobbing. 'I don't care what you do to me,' he said as he wept. 'Hit me. I don't care. Sack me. I don't care.'

>> No.12032343

>Claims he adds olive oil to pasta because his mother is italian
https://youtu.be/RcNrFW6tuSg?t=66

>Claims he never adds olive oil to pasta
https://youtu.be/l-P9G3s3kb0?t=31

>> No.12032603

>>12032343
Gordon, plz go

>> No.12032902

>>12032313
>Scoops up Gordon tears and mixes with stock pot

>> No.12032909

>>12032343
how much does this dude get paid by knorr lmao

>> No.12033013

>>12032343
Wait so do I add oil to pasta or not? Asking for a friend.

>> No.12033027

>>12033013
I never do. The sauce won't stick properly if I do.

>> No.12033036

>>12032909

Don’t knorr-k it until you’ve tried it.

>> No.12033054

>>12032313
Gordon is a pussy. I would've smashed his head in

>> No.12033109

Knorr. Stock pot. Mix it in. Delish

>> No.12033192
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12033192

>>12033036
2/10 - Id take your fucking balls for that shit

>> No.12033215
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12033215

lmaoooo you can just imagine him raping gordie's hole to shreds since he was a kid until he got traumatized
do you think white still faps to the memories?

lmaooo

>> No.12033218

This guy is incredibly cringe worthy. Almost Steven seagal levels of lack of self awareness

>> No.12033221

>>12032343
What a sad bastard.

>> No.12033273

>>12033221
Sup Gordon? How are the kids?

>> No.12033283

>>12033273
you see how his daughter flirts with him?
literally couldn't release his fantasies on anyone but his daughter
showing affection towards him after years of abuse
lmaoooooooooooo

>> No.12034400

>>12032343
>Claims he adds olive oil to pasta because his mother is italian
It's a carbonara, needs oil

>Claims he never adds olive oil to pasta
It's a red sauce, if you add oil it won't stick to the past

fuck off fag

>> No.12034449

>>12033218
he's fully aware, just gives no fucks

>> No.12034473 [DELETED] 

>>12032313
what is is about french people...they look like they haven't showered even if they do shower? like a permanent layer of dirt.

>> No.12034496

>>12032313
>Work hard
>Gets his stars very young
>"fuck what do now"
>gives the stars back
>starts selling stock pots
pretty based desu

>> No.12034623

>>12034496
Marco is based. Gave his stars back because he realized he didn't care to impress people who knew less about food than him. He worked his way to the top and earned the right to say fuck it.

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12034636

for me, it is the knorr rich beef stock pot, the best rich beef stock pot out there on the market

>> No.12034687

Most people sear their steak in oil and butter. I don't. I use a knorr stock pot, and for seasoning I use a knorr stock cube. On the side I serve with roasted stock cubes, topped with a sauce made of reduced stock pot.

>> No.12034690

>>12034636
fuck off Gordon

>> No.12034695

How was he Gordon's "mentor"? They are the same age.

>> No.12034707

>>12034695
Gordon came to Harvey's shortly after opening and very early in his career. He worked under Marco for a couple of years and then when he fucked up Marco looked at him and said "You're like shit in the middle of the road, always in the way"

Gordon quit that night after crying in the corner for 10 minutes or so.