/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12030930]

your opinion on Jewish cuisine?

[Anonymous No.12030936]

There's no such thing.

[Anonymous No.12030937]

>>12030930
a chef's greatest ally in the kitchen :^)

[Anonymous No.12030945]

daily reminder that everything bagels are an american invention

[Anonymous No.12030947]

>>12030930
Varies wildly by what exact flavor of Jew you’re talking. New England Jew food is fucking great, that’s the only one I have experience with.

[Anonymous No.12030950]

>>12030930
How do they consume the blood? Do they fry it like a black pudding or literally drink it straight

[Anonymous No.12030957]

>>12030950
We mix it into the dough.

[Anonymous No.12031092]

>>12030950
It’s called metzitzah b'peh
Google it yourself

[Anonymous No.12031119]

>>12030930
Ita just foods stolen from other cultures

[Anonymous No.12031122]

>>12030957
This is a national socialist anime forum website, why r u here? Subversion?

[Anonymous No.12031123]

>>12030937
Truly

[Anonymous No.12031125]

>Take a perfectly good bun
>Cut out a hole to save money
Truly a jewish invention

[Anonymous No.12031195]

>>12031125
But where do the holes go?

[Anonymous No.12031231]

>>12031125
i know this is bait but there's probably people on /ck/ who legitimately believe that is the process of making a bagel

[Anonymous No.12031521]

>>12030945
I refuse to call them "everything" bagels because they don't contain everything.

[Anonymous No.12031522]

>>12030930
>jewish
>cuisine

[Anonymous No.12031529]

I like Bagels and lox, and basically all jewish breads/pastries I've tried.

[Anonymous No.12031544]

>>12031521
>eat everything bagel
>there aren't any bike tires, dog nipples, bra straps, horseshoes, door knobs, light bulbs, grass clippings, nasty bugs, jujubes, cat fancy magazines, ancient Egyptian artifacts, glass eyes, or radiation hoses in it
>leave bakery in disgust

[Anonymous No.12031545]

>>12031119
kind of like almost all food everywhere

[Anonymous No.12031555]

Pretty good apart from the whitefish and kefilta fish.

I mean I'm not a fan of whitefish in general but yeah

[Anonymous No.12031557]

>>12031544

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[Anonymous No.12031560]

>>12031529
>eating carbohydrate jew

absolutley disgusting anon

[Anonymous No.12031575]

>>12030930
Don't shit on bagels. Those things are awesome with some lox and onion.

[Anonymous No.12031579]

>>12031119
like all foods.

[Anonymous No.12031581]

Everything bagels are good but that's American everything else is just stolen Arabs

[Anonymous No.12031589]

>>12030930
Das good

[Anonymous No.12031595]

>>12030936
This. As a Jew myself, I can say with absolute certainty that there's no such thing. I never even had a bagel until I was a teenager because Jews in my country aren't Ashkenazim therefore, we lack bagels.

[Anonymous No.12031596]

>>12031557
I tried to randomize it but I bet you could find a subconscious link in between each item I list.

[Anonymous No.12031600]

>>12031522
GEFILTE FISH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD9EZuGEaKs

[Anonymous No.12031652]

>>12030930
>Jewish cuisine
depends which kind you mean
Ashkenazi (Euro/US jews) cuisine is god awful shit like gefilte fish and pickled foreskins, but smoked salmon and bagels are pretty cool
Sephardi (north africa jews) cuisine is just a mix of shitty spanish and moroccan cuisines
Mizrahi (near eastern jews) is probably the only actual cuisine Jews can lay claim to, but its still a lot like other mediterranean cuisines

[Anonymous No.12031653]

>>12031595

>when your parents are so Jewish that they won't even buy you a proper bagel

oy vey.

[Anonymous No.12031728]

>Jewish cuisine.

[Anonymous No.12031813]

>>12031652
Italki/bene Roma and Romaniotes are, as always, unrepresented in wider Jewry. Shylock's "If you prick us, do we not bleed?" has never been more fitting.

>>12031653
Nah. We're just not Yids so we don't eat the foods originating from lands they once called home. And since we ain't Yids, we don't speak Yid, so we don't say 'oy vey,' either.

[Anonymous No.12032150]

>>12031596
what is that, evidence that you aren't as random as the penguin of doom?

[Anonymous No.12032166]

>>12030930
You posted literally the only good thing they make.
That's unless you listen to BORIS FISHMAN who thinks jewish food is the best food in the world.

[Anonymous No.12032192]

>>12031557
Hive mind at work

[Anonymous No.12032250]

>>12032150
yes

[Anonymous No.12034037]

>>12030930
Carciofi alla giuria and abbacchio fritto are GOAT. Change my mind.

[Anonymous No.12034172]

>>12031579
Not everyone is Jewish, American or Jewish-American, some cultures actually have a soil to claim

[Anonymous No.12034193]

>>12030930
there is no "Jewish cuisine". Everything they have was stolen either from Germans, Eastern Europeans or Lebanese cuisines.

[Anonymous No.12034256]

>>12030930
well, it varies from chidren to children, not all foreskins taste the same

[Anonymous No.12034261]

>>12034172
So what's your non "stolen" food that is totally rightful soil?

[Anonymous No.12034747]

I get severely triggered when I hear a kike call cucumber tomato salad as "Israeli Salad". Who the fuck do they think they are to take credit for such am easy combination that has existed way before their false state did.

[Anonymous No.12034835]

>>12034747
>The name Israeli Salad is used mainly outside of Israel.[1] In Israel, it is commonly referred to as salat katzutz (Hebrew: סָלָט קָצוּץ, "chopped salad"), as well as salat aravi (Hebrew: סָלָט עֲרָבִי, "Arab salad")

[Anonymous No.12034848]

>>12034835
Wow, they can just claim that cucumber and tomato salad is Israeli/Arab Salad, huh? Well then, I'm claiming cheese on bread for us, that's an American Sandwich now.

[Anonymous No.12034856]

>>12034256
Ah fug some kike ate my foreskin

[Anonymous No.12034866]

>>12034848
Are you daft? No on in israel calls it an israeli salad. They call it an arab salad because that's how the arabs make it.

[Anonymous No.12034871]

>>12034848

[Anonymous No.12034875]

>>12034866
That's how Arabs make it? Cucumber and tomato? Well let me tell you a secret, that's also how Swedes and Canadians and Nicaraguans make it.

[Anonymous No.12034893]

>>12030930
Gives me gas and a need to shower

[Anonymous No.12034896]

>>12034875
What about the rest of the defining ingredients like mint and sumac?

[Anonymous No.12034903]

>>12034866
Jews and Lebanese have been eating that food thousands of years before there was such thing as an "Arab". Arabs aren't indigenous to the Levant and "arab" food is just stolen Lebanese,Egyptian and ancient Israelite food.

[Anonymous No.12034921]

>>12034903
>Jews and Lebanese have been eating that food thousands of years before the tomato even started being cultivated outside of the americas

[Anonymous No.12035197]

i feel sorry for the retards slagging off gefilte fish based on nasty jarred stuff. fresh or fresh-frozen gefilte is a totally different animal. absolutely delicious with some chrayn.

[Anonymous No.12035205]

It makes me gassy.

[Anonymous No.12035542]

>>12030930
>Jewish cuisines
as an ruski Israeli they don't exist it's mostly general middle eastern food

[Anonymous No.12035598]

Only ever saw hints of it on Seinfeld

What little there was seemed pretty unappetizing desu

[Anonymous No.12036880]

>>12030930
Kosher

[Anonymous No.12036931]

>>12030930
It belongs in an oven.

[Anonymous No.12036936]

I really like their beef stew. That's about it. Even bagels are kind of boring.