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12021348 No.12021348 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine being this big of a pleb.

>> No.12021381

>>12021348
what even is a foodsniffer?

>> No.12021383

>>12021381
It sniffs your meat for you and tells you if it's fresh or rotten.

>> No.12021395

>>12021348
>stop wasting valuable food with this 80 dollar product

>> No.12021415

>>12021348

I'd say 80% of these we're invented for people with mobility/articulation issues, but of course that's not a big enough market share for most companies so they advertise it to everyone.

>> No.12021430

>>12021348
Spiralizers are neat tools, those cuts would be hard as fuck to make with a knife.

Those spoonless containers look kind of cool.

>> No.12021440

With the exception of the spiral cutter, all of those tools are completely useless to anybody who owns a knife and hasn't suffered a stroke. Who the fuck is slicing a banana and thinking "damn this sure is tough, if only I had a $20 claw to do it for me"?

>> No.12021454
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>pizza knife
>$100.22
my local restaurant store has a pie cutter that does the same thing for less than $5.

>> No.12021475

I literally design bs products like these for a living. Always amazes me how fast we get funded.

>> No.12021490

>>12021348
All trash except the avocado unitasker. A specialized tool legitimately makes it much easier.

>> No.12021494

>>12021454
And I bet it has a handle on the top because it was designed to be used

>> No.12021523

>>12021383
that's what you have a nose for

>> No.12021646
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>>12021348
>spoonless container
literally what

>> No.12021664

>>12021415
That's exactly it, actually. Same with a lot of the seen on TV products as well. They might seem silly for completely able people, but that's because they aren't the real target demographic.

>> No.12021688

>>12021348
how many of those have Ja/ck/ reviewed?

>> No.12021705

>>12021348
now let it sink in how many people worked on this shit
>someone designed it
>someone pitched it in a meeting
>someone had to make a diecut and schematics and whatnot
>somewhere a machine was pressing plastic and metal into shapes
>some other machine packed it up
>someone got one of this trash tools and had to make pretty photos
>someone had to retouch the photos
>someone had to put them up there

all these people were paid

god I cant fucking wait for the collapse of the west

>> No.12021709

My dad got a bread maker machine to knead dough for him, truly pleb tier. I'm gonna whoop his ass

>> No.12021713

>>12021348
Imagining having to clean all that grease off the pizza cutter every tume I make a quick freezer pizza gives me the shudders

>> No.12021721

>>12021709
you can't really blame him if he's trying to come off hetero

>> No.12021749

>>12021705
Kys you commie faggot or get off your ass and the government tit and quit being a loser

>> No.12021757

>>12021415
For some unitaskers I understand they can help people with issues but most of these are dumb. Why would wou be cutting grapes? If you're at the point where an entire grape is too much and you can't cut them either I doubt you're in shape to even use the tool. And what is the cookie oven even supposed to help with? I'd also argue the pizza cutter one makes it even harder.

>> No.12021761

>>12021709
He couldn't get a mixer with a dough hook?

>> No.12021769

Christ, some of those look like a really to bitch to even clean. Nevermind the dishwasher, gonna leave behind so much caked in gunk.

>> No.12021771

>>12021713
You just have soy poisoning from all that frozen 'pizza'

>> No.12021783

>>12021709
Your dad is smart I know because I did the same thing and you are a frail pussy who couldn't whoop a gnat pussy ass nigger

>> No.12021793

>>12021783
>t. Dad

>> No.12021922
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>>12021430
I switched out my spiralizer for a gadget similar to pic related. Instead of making endless "zoodles" or whatever, the julienne slicer makes manageable sized ones from cucumber, zucchini, carrots, and whatever else. Plus it's smaller than a spiralizer, better quality, and has several functions. All the sliced, shredded, or julienned stuff stays contained instead of making a mess.
>>12021395
Yes goy, buy these Chinese gadgets for only $99.99!
>>12021415
That's an interesting perspective, but I'm pretty sure they were invented for people who are retarded in the kitchen. I'm sure a bunch of them could be great for people with arthritis and other mobility issues though. Growing up my mom, who was cooking illiterate, had all kinds of stupid kitchen gadgets that could easily replaced by a simple chef knife and basic knife skills.
>>12021475
Good on you. If people are stupid enough to pay out the ass for this crap then go for it.
>>12021490
I still don't get the point. I just cut the avocado, take out the pit, then scoop out the meat with a spoon.
>>12021523
You shouldn't even have to smell it. You can tell if it's good just by how long you've had it, how it looks, and how it feels.
>>12021646
This one mystifies me. Why would I pour drinks using a spoon?
>>12021757
I can't figure out the cookie oven at all. Even if you live in a 300 sq. ft. NYC closet, it makes more sense to buy a toaster oven or, as these closet living NYC faggots do, just eat a raw diet. As for the pizza cutter, it assumes that the pizza will always be the same size as the cutter. I don't see how that tool is easier than cutting it up with a chef knife or scissors as I've seen some people do.

>> No.12021939
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Obviously you need pic related.

>> No.12021977

these are all retarded products but i'm guilty of spending thousands of dollars on kitchen gadgets so i can """"save money""""
no regerts tho my kitchen kit is on point

>> No.12022103

I use 1 knife for everything. Cutting meat then vegetables all in one go.

>> No.12022134
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I really don't know how I got by before I bought a Flatev.

>> No.12022147

>>12021490
If you've ever found cutting and pitting an avocado remotely difficult or laborious then you're either clinically retarded, or your avocados aren't ripe. Or maybe you've confused avocado with coconut.

>> No.12022148

My roommate bought the "All-in-one Avocado Tool" he was so proud of it.

All the clutter in our kitchen is him buying worthless crap and never using it.

>> No.12022165

>>12022103
>I use 1 knife for everything. Cutting meat then vegetables all in one go.
>meat then vegetables
Think you could just sneak that one by me you crafty little shit. I'm on to you.

>> No.12022172

why the fuck are they all so expensive, its literally just chinkshit from taobao

>> No.12022180
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Buy

>> No.12022190

>>12022180
You can achieve this in 10 seconds with a mortar and pestle which you can use for other stuff in the same dish and is also a lot easier to clean.

>> No.12022196
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>>12022190
That would crush them, not chop them.

>> No.12022200

>>12021440
old people and handicapped people. Like who most of these gadgets are designed people

>> No.12022219

Some people are just gear fags

>> No.12022232

The main thing I hate about most of these aside from how useless it is is how they're always a bitch to clean. A million parts or whatever and takes forever to disassemble and wipe down. At least a kitchen knife and cutting board are easy to wipe and clean.

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>> No.12022251

>>12022196
Am I retarded for considering the merits of that device?

>> No.12022284

>>12022134
Lol is your mom a nigger?

>> No.12022294

>>12022180
Wow! It's not like a knife or a ziplock and something heavy could do that!

>> No.12022301
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>> No.12022310

>>12022234
Holy shit! I really need this one!

>> No.12022399

>>12021771
kill yourself

>> No.12022437
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12022437

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s

This is the ultimate juicer.

>> No.12022483

>>12022180
God I wish she'd chop my nuts

>> No.12022520

>>12022437
This is how you know people have run out of ideas for appliances

>> No.12022530

>>12022234
While stupid and worthless, this at least offers something a knife can't accomplish.

>> No.12022930

>>12021939
honestly not that bad if you love hotdogs and east like one a day or something.

>>12021348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Ud5oZE0Uk
I can see this being useful if you're lazy and need to spend 30 minutes stirring a sauce or something.

>> No.12023192

>>12022251
If i found it under a tenner, id buy and try at least.

looks good desu

>> No.12023201

who the fuck slices grapes

>> No.12023202

>>12023201
you eat full grapes in your salad?

>> No.12023205

>>12023202
you eat grapes in your salad?

>> No.12023211

>>12023205
fruit salad? mix that shit with cream, and honey, fuckin delish. read up on chaat uncultured swine

>> No.12023270

>>12022251
You can do the same with a 50 cent syringe.

>> No.12023347

>>12021705
And those jobs wouldn't exist unless people bought dumb shit.

>> No.12023356

>>12023201
People who buy grapes with seeds in them

>> No.12023684

>>12022930
Why not just grill or pan fry or boil?

>> No.12023687

>>12023356
Is it so hard to just slice them with a knife?

>> No.12023690

>>12023684
presumably because it's faster and all in one? if you only eat 2 hot dogs a day, then just pop the buns and dogs in and it'll be done in a few minutes. i mean i don't even use my normal toaster more than once a month nowadays but i still have it.

>> No.12023702

>>12023690
My brother insisted on giving me a toaster oven even though I told hime that the regular oven was fine. To be honest, I do make some good use of it, but it just seems silly to buy a whole extra oven when I already have one. On the same note, my mother in law insisted on gifting us a keuring, slow cooker, and instapot, but I don't use any of them.

>> No.12023730

>>12022180
I want to nutzoom in her pussy until she's full of cum if you know what I mean

>> No.12023811

>>12023702
i only use my instapot for yogurt. 1/2 gallon every weekend. once you have that the slow cooker would also be useless.

>> No.12023935

>>12022180
i'd zoom on her nuts

>> No.12023940

>>12023270
or a fork and a bowl filed with your favorite flavor juice

>> No.12024033

>>12021348
The banana sliver is nice for restaurant work
>serve a banana foster
>have to chop 2 pounds of bananas every day

>> No.12024209

>>12022180
>specific goofy-looking tool for chopping nuts
>slower and more complicated than just using a knife or putting them in a plastic bag and smashing them with a rolling pin
>can only do like five nuts at time
>7000 parts to lose/break and have to clean

Why. Just why. It's a job you could do in less time with less cleanup with tools you already have. Why buy that.

>> No.12024214

>>12022180
>wedding ring
*sigh* every time

>> No.12024221

>>12021348
The “food sniffer” thing is intriguing, though. Maybe 4chan can have its own spinoff, the brap sniffer, which tells you if a brap is safe to sniff. It’d be a lot cheaper too, since it would be just hardwired to “safe”.

>> No.12024223
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>>12021922
>look mom, I replied to everyone

>> No.12024234

>>12021348
the auto-stir thing sounds nice if you want to prep other stuff and not worry about burning whatever's in the pan

>> No.12024238

>>12022437
>>12022520
Not only was this incredibly stupid, when used properly, each unit generated INSANE amounts of waste. It's actually a good thing they went out of business.

>> No.12024265

>>12022234
this is legit, its used in some cafes because theres only like 3 easy latte arts and it gets repetative

>> No.12024269

>>12024265
Why don't the baristas practice the harder ones? It's not like they have anything better to do.

>> No.12024274

>>12021348
How come nobody posted this beauty yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2e1x5IaO7k

>> No.12024277

>>12024269
its a shit job, and theres 0 real value to yourself learning them at least here in bongland where u rarely get tips

>> No.12024291

>>12024277
exactly
if cunts want more than a fern or zigzag then they can pay me more than 7 quid an hour

>> No.12024299

>>12024277
>>12024291
I think I'd just do it for my own entertainment. Dunno.

>> No.12024337

>>12021383
I'll let you sniffe my meat if you know what i mean

>> No.12024370

>>12024291
What a commie shithole

>> No.12024664

>>12022437
>>12024238
it was faster to just hand press the bags. they claimed no waste because youre meant to cut the bags open, compost the fibre and ships the bags bck to them

>> No.12024684

>>12022200
I saw a review of that stirrer and it doesn't even work, and if you aren't too disabled to operate the (((smart cookie oven))) surely you can still operate a regular oven. Just because some gimicky garbage might have a use for some people with impaired functions doesn't mean that all gimicky garbage has such uses. Some of it is just shit for people too dumb to hold their cash.

>> No.12024700

>>12024684
>Some of it is just shit for people too dumb to hold their cash.
not some, anon. Most. Nearly All. The overwhelming majority.