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Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:20:18 2019 No.12012691 [DELETED]

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You start watching him as a joke. You think he's really weird, and don't understand why he's so popular. You wonder how he's managed to gain so many subs. Why are his fingernails so long? You think to yourself. Why is he always wearing suits? Why does he review fast food products? You laugh at him. You think nothing of him................... but then you notice yourself returning to the channel, more and more. You find yourself watching the reviews. The rant videos. The update videos. You start delving into the background of Reviewbrah. His life, his hobbies, and why he always wears suits. You get to know him, all while becoming a regular viewer. You start speaking well of him. You start telling your friends about him. You start loving him. You start supporting him on Patreon. You start cherishing him, and his comfy reviews on the website YouTube, where everything else has started feeling so fake and lifeless. In a long dark hallway, Reviewbrah is the light. Reviewbrah is everything. And now all you want, is to watch Reviewbrah succeed in everything. You think of him smiling, after having told one of his tasteful jokes, and it warms your insides.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:37:56 2019 No.12012746 >>12012691 Not really

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:55:26 2019 No.12013055 >>12012691 Who is Reviewbrah?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:55:52 2019 No.12013059 pretty boring channel desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:57:57 2019 No.12013073 File: 30 KB, 610x444, Screenshot_20161203_195645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will never see the deleted vid

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:00:50 2019 No.12013085 Nice fan fiction you faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:05:13 2019 No.12013098 >>12013073 what was it about?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:08:55 2019 No.12013116 File: 279 KB, 812x526, Screenshot_20161203_194232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12013098 He got into some emotional stuff with his dad

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:11:02 2019 No.12013125 >>12013116 His dad looks slightly less dorky

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:14:48 2019 No.12013137 >>12013116 Did his father molest him when he was a child? That explains a lot, actually.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:27:55 2019 No.12013178

The only people who like reviewbrah are retarded teenage boys who are too young to recognize how pretentious both he is and themselves.

You little shits think you know everything and for some reason really want to rub it in peoples noses like it's some kind of sacred knowledge. Go eat a dick, little kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:32:25 2019 No.12013198 >>12012691 you're a new faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:33:17 2019 No.12013199 >>12013116 What kind of emotional stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:35:57 2019 No.12013205 File: 25 KB, 480x360, skin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12013137 >Did his father molest him when he was a child? That explains a lot, actually.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:37:52 2019 No.12013219
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This photo tells the story of reviewbrah better than any other. To the left is the image of youth, freedom, and friends. To the right... well...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:39:51 2019 No.12013227 >>12013178 >thinking reviewbrah is pretentious He has one of the most authentic channels on Youtube. He's just an eccentric kid who's fun to watch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:42:01 2019 No.12013232 >>12013227 you're clueless, kid. enjoy it.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:59:11 2019 No.12013277

>reviewbrah spotted IRL by former classmate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HutxPOZThQ&feature=youtu.be&list=PLocLC30Pq-Dmkxfxr8oxdeiAhAx78M89Q&t=491
Imagine the people who made fun of him in high school realizing years later that he became far more famous than they ever would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:01:17 2019 No.12013284 >>12013277 >assuming anyone wishes they were reviewbrah yeah I'm sure theres a ton of people out there who wish they were a creepy youtube goon

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Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:10:05 2019 No.12013317

>>12013116
>>12013098
It's nothing too crazy. He's posted about this.

>The "dad episode" was an energy drink review filmed in early 2012 in which my father co-hosted the show. He really liked the drink I was reviewing, as it appealed to his hobby, that being an outdoorsman and he requested to help me review it, and I gladly obliged. This review was up until mid 2013 because.. with more attention, all people did was insult both me (as they always do) and now my father. Understand that I can care less about myself but when people insult those whom I care about I drew the line. Immediately afterwards I made the video private, and it shall remain that way indefinitely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:22:22 2019 No.12013375 >>12013284 Mate that's where the £££ is. Zoomers would kill to be such a celebrated internet goon as reviewbrah

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:23:07 2019 No.12013378 File: 5 KB, 194x259, 389592b6e8e229cc5fd7b1f81bba4f283976d0d8d4a7d1f384871646d03e6a7a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12013277 review brah is secretly a chad

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:32:34 2019 No.12013415 >>12013219 Makes me think of Rimmer from Red Dwarf for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:39:18 2019 No.12013436 File: 271 KB, 594x334, reviewbrah3d.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:40:19 2019 No.12013443 File: 222 KB, 590x671, taytweet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12013219 tay tay is a fan

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:44:08 2019 No.12013453 >>12013443 She literally calls him an animal. That's not what friends do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:50:23 2019 No.12013492 >>12013443 Fake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 19:54:44 2019 No.12013506 >>12012691 He is so precious, I want to give him my energy!

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Anonymous Sat Mar 9 21:02:16 2019 No.12013748

does anyone remember a video about some asshole and friends being at a diner with a body camera trying to order off the kids menu and the police were called cause he refused to pay for something at full price?

something autistic surveillance was his tag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 21:52:39 2019 No.12013911 File: 385 KB, 732x603, Screenshot_20190309_215120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he's doing a live show right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVpllUaY9EI

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 22:37:14 2019 No.12014100 His content is fucking garbage. People only watch to mock him, even the ones deluded enough to think otherwise. No one actually enjoys it. Literally no one (you're not an exception)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 23:23:33 2019 No.12014286 >>12012691 Then you grow up and realize he's just another dumb autistic faggot on youtube and move on with your life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 00:09:11 2019 No.12014523 He’s a weirdo for sure but he’s got a certain charm that is appealing. I rarely eat fast food and don’t even care what he rates anything but I still watch just cuz it’s entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 00:10:54 2019 No.12014532 >>12012691 I get more tingles from this guy's reviews than from any of those shitty tryhard ASMR videos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 00:51:29 2019 No.12014683 File: 445 KB, 664x551, 1549479612687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12012691 >You start watching him as a joke. stopped right there

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 01:01:43 2019 No.12014709 Rumor goes that he positively screams as he nuts in the vaginas of a Negress'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 01:05:05 2019 No.12014716 >>12014709 Sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 01:08:06 2019 No.12014720 >>12013317 That's really sad people would do that. Reviewbrah seems like a really good person and even more so that he cares about his family like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 01:17:26 2019 No.12014752 >>12013178 Absolutely the opposite of pretentious. He reviews FAST FOOD you fucking retard. The height of pretension is eating fucking Burger King. God, I hate 80 IQ downsy faggots who learn big words but have no idea what they mean

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 01:18:55 2019 No.12014760 >>12014752 It's weird how people don't recognise he wears shitty suits on purpose, just like vaudeville comedians would do to disparage themselves. Good on you for standing up for him, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 01:26:20 2019 No.12014787 >>12014709 I appreciate that he has something to be that passionate about. I hope he gets it 4 nights a week.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 01:31:44 2019 No.12014815 >>12014752 Pretentious:attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed. What we are saying is he thinks that his reviews mean more than just an autist making fast food reviews.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 01:34:09 2019 No.12014824 >>12014815 He dresses ironically and names his channel ironically. How many more hints do you need?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 01:36:08 2019 No.12014831 >>12014824 Tbf I don't think he dresses ironically. He's said he likes suits and has a fondness for old fashion, he just recognizes that it's eccentric.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 03:30:45 2019 No.12015007 his podcast style vids are comfy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 03:38:43 2019 No.12015026 File: 82 KB, 640x619, 1530014716416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12013378 It is no secret, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 06:55:37 2019 No.12015463 >>12013277 he hated that

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 06:57:36 2019 No.12015466 >>12013436 what in the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 07:00:02 2019 No.12015471 >>12014100 >telling people what their opinion is Found the screaming red faced autist

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 08:01:31 2019 No.12015550 I love this Lovecraft-looking motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 09:55:41 2019 No.12015722 >>12012691 I really like him. Does he still do that AM radio thingy?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 11:42:51 2019 No.12015997 >>12013506 Do people still doubt that reviewbrah is really some ancient vampire lord?