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[Anonymous No.12001856]

I bought a carton of 10 eggs and each one had a double yolk

what did (((they))) mean by this

[Anonymous No.12001862]

Pics or it didn’t happen

[Anonymous No.12001864]

>>12001862
i didnt open all of them at once and didnt take pics otherwise i wouldve put it in op obviously

[Anonymous No.12001878]

Mytharc a shit.

[Anonymous No.12001880]

>>12001856
>carton of 10 eggs
what?

[Anonymous No.12001896]

>>12001880
no hablo ingles?

[Anonymous No.12001915]

>>12001880
metric system
>>12001878
I'm still in love with Dana Scully

[Anonymous No.12001941]

>having fish and chips on the beach
>Turn to look at the ocean
>Look back
>Potato fritter gone
>Suspicious Seagull nearby
>Fucking ((seagulls))

Every time

[Anonymous No.12001968]

>>12001941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTgXp1fhR0Q

[Anonymous No.12001973]

>>12001941
If you ordered chips as well as potato fritters, you are clearly kiwi or aussie and based as fuck.
How can something so similar be so different and delicious?

[Anonymous No.12002197]

Thats an actual thing you can buy. Mom accidentally bought a carton of eggs with two yolks inside. It said so on the bxo too lol

[Anonymous No.12002236]

>>12002197
didnt know that
never seen that here though, my box was just regular

[Anonymous No.12002246]

>>12001968

[Anonymous No.12002318]

>>12001941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E

[Anonymous No.12002376]

>>12002246
Is that an ibis? Why would anybody hate those?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-29HEpdpYA&list=PL7CE65E16B050C578

[Anonymous No.12002381]

>>12002376
I believe it is. In some cultures, they're revered.

[Anonymous No.12002399]

I was telling my friend a story about my sink. It was a funny story involving me having a problem with the sink draining slowly. The important detail from the story is that the sink was filled with cloudy water and thusly I could not see the reason for the slow drainage was because the stopper was in the sink. Now, of course, the sink was cloudy because I poured boiling water and drano in it to unblock it. At some point, the stopper entered the mix and because I could not see it and did not think it was odd the sink was draining slowly, nothing aroused my suspicions.

Now this story is notable because I relayed it to another by text(it is funny for someone to not realize their sink does not drain because of the stopper). I had written proof of the fact I removed the sink stopper.

None of this is notable until I go to bed, wake up later and go to get a glass of water. There I see the stopper in the sink. I live alone. I tried my best to bat the stopper around the sink but I could not get it to randomly become slotted in it's space. Sure, it can roll into the hole on it's side or crooked or somesuch, but only digital manipulation placed it firmly in the slot like I found it.

I recall that in many ghost stories the kitchen stopper is found in strange places. This is not a fact found by googling, one of those tidbits found only in books. Google only brings you to plumbing repair sites.

I cannot find a reason for that stopper to have found it's way to the sink. I have placed the stopper out of the sink, and observed it to try discover how it rolled into place on it's own, but nothing transpired. So, I reasoned that I should try placing the stoppers in a seperate room to guarantee if they end up in the sink again, it could only be done by an entity. But if something is here, it likely will not continue this stopper game once I am aware of it.

[Anonymous No.12002407]

>>12002246
I fucking hate pelicans and their big beakers something about them is creapy as fuck

[Anonymous No.12002417]

>>12002399
what drugs are you on friend

[Anonymous No.12002425]

>>12002399
tl;dr

>>12002407
pic related, 10x scarier.

[Anonymous No.12002453]

>making tea
>get a single bag of ceylon tea out of my fridge
>I inspect my teapot to make sure I didn't leave my teabag from last time in there
>use my finger to feel around the inside, don't notice any teabag
>Now, what I thought I did next was put the teabag in the teapot
>However, after I poured the hot water from my kettle into the teapot, I looked down at my mug and teapot beside eachother
>in the mug was a fresh and dry bag of ceylon tea
>in the teapot was a bag of ceylon tea floating at the top

Did the kitchen ghost get me again? I distinctly recall looking in my teapot and feeling the inside to make sure it was empty. Where did the second teabag come from, and why would the dry teabag be in my mug? Also, I found a package of earl grey tea on my bedroom floor this morning when I was moving my bed to a warmer room, don't know where that came from.

[Anonymous No.12002460]

>>12002453
definitely a murder hobo in your house

[Anonymous No.12002468]

>>12002453
I fucking hate tea ghosts.
How about when you make bacon and eggs and there's only like 3 bacon's, a short after a while and your not even full.
And you can't blame keto diet because your not aloud bread

[Anonymous No.12002479]

>>12002468
wtf does this mean

[Anonymous No.12002483]

>>12002376
Aussie thing. Urban aussie thing to be precise.
Their natural habitats have been bisturbed so they have started migrating into the cities. They root around in bins and trash so they smell like shit. And they're not bothered by people really so they just steal food off of your plate or peck at you if you try to make them fuck off, all the while smelling like shit.

Simply put, they're cunts. That might be the fault of human intervention, but they're still cunts.

[Anonymous No.12002487]

>>12002483
Between the giant bird thieves, coconut crabs, swooping season, sunburns, wtf is good about being an aussie?

[Anonymous No.12002489]

>>12002483
Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE

[Anonymous No.12002502]

>>12002487
Not the women, that's for sure.
They're shallower than American's, have the most atrocious accents and usually small tits.

[Anonymous No.12002641]

>>12002483
Oh and it’s illegal to kill them because they’re native birds too.
I once rode a motorcycle at night through what looked like a snowstorm on the M4 in Sydney. What it was, was a huge cloud of feathers from an ibis that had been hit by a car and exploded. Stinking greasy garbage scented feathers.
Fuck ibises.

[Trashy the Incontinent No.12002684]

>>12001856

It's the Epoch-Eclipse.

[Anonymous No.12002712]

>>12002502
Now that I think of it, I've never even seen an aussie woman. What do they look like? Do they have that same distorted and warped bong accent like the men?