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Herro! Wha you wan prease?
>wonton soup!
>orange chicken!
Okay, now tha chiren ordah wha adarut wan prease?

>> No.12001539

Racism is not tolerated on 4channel. Apologize.

>> No.12001542
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12001542

HOT AN SOWAH
POHK FRAI RICE
RANGOON

>> No.12001548

>>12001539
Fuck off false-flagging /pol/dditor

>> No.12001549

this is funny because its accurate

t. worked at a chink restaurant for 7 years

>> No.12001561

>>12001534
Crab Ragus
Chicken Fingers
Beef Teriyakis
Egg Rolls
Spare Ribs
Lobster Sauce
Fried Rice
Extra duck sauce, hot mustard, and sweet and sour sauce

>> No.12001577

>>12001534
condidate yang will have heck of time barancing his 15 min of fame wit da 15 min it take to cook ordah.

>> No.12001587

>>12001534
Mongolian Beef, what else? And I better see lots of peppers in that bitch, and the onion/beef ratio better be a good one! Oh and a shrimp sauce or 2 for my rice.

>> No.12001589

>>12001549
Stories?

>> No.12001593

>>12001534
How yall not ordering that godly sweet and sour pork that is literally identical at every take out chinese place on the planet?

>> No.12001612

>>12001593
Because it's boring as fuck.

>> No.12001638
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>>12001612
fuck you

>> No.12001640

>>12001534
Fucking based.

>> No.12001641

>>12001593
My place puts too much batter on it, makes me sick every time I try eating it. It's the worst thing on the menu.

>> No.12001646

>>12001534
I’m going to have the $9 buffet and get about two pounds of salmon and some crab legs, thanks

>> No.12001664

>>12001534
Mongolian Beef with fried rice and a side of Crab Rangoon please.

>> No.12001681
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>>12001534
>implying all american chink food isnt designed for a childs taste buds

kek.

>> No.12001685

>>12001534
Sesame Chicken and General's Chicken seem to be ok at most restaurants
Orange Chicken an Sweet and Sour pork often too cloying
Mu Shu Pork is alright
>>12001681
This tbqh

>> No.12001775

Imagine actually liking orange chicken.

>> No.12001784

>>12001775
Imagine giving a fuck about how hard your girlfriend cums from mere prostate manipulation alone

>> No.12001792

>>12001784
was this supposed to be an elaborate tranny joke?

>> No.12001795

>>12001784
You mean stimulation?

>> No.12001893

>>12001542
WTF they made nick fuentes pepe style?

>> No.12001912
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>>12001534

Sweet pork fried rice, sweet pork buns, beef dumpling, beef hotpot

>> No.12001926

>>12001561
Flyover detected

>> No.12001951

>>12001795
>he doesn't manipulate his prostate

>> No.12001962

>>12001784
Is it gay if she has a feminine peenuwass?

>> No.12001964

>>12001534
Hunan beef, Mongolian beef, or duck.

>> No.12002034
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12002034

If you dont eat Mongolian beef you're a fucking faggot. Yes I enjoy eating cats.

>> No.12002153

Double cooked pork is the true true.

>> No.12002187

I noticed no one talks about the salt and pepper fish or any fish related food from chinese takeout whenever I'm in these threads. Any thoughts on the salt and pepper fish?

>> No.12002194

>>12001534
>Sesame Chicken
>Young Chow Fried Rice
>Roast Pork Mei Fun
I'll be at the usual place for delivery, Wong.

>> No.12002206

>>12002187
i like the salt and pepper shrimp, i like the pepper steak which is green bell pepper, but i've never had a chinese food takeout have fish that wasn't shellfish

>> No.12002212

>>12002206
Weird all the chinese takeout places I go to always have salt and pepper fish and like 15 other fish options.

>> No.12002277
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>>12001534
Sweet and sour chicken with egg fried rice please

>> No.12002278

>>12001587
>not mongolian lamb
pleb detected

>> No.12002316

>>12001542
>>12001542
Hi my name is xavier from the netherlands. i REALLY REALLY like this meme , may i please have it??

>> No.12002431

>>12001534
Beijing Beef and Grilled chicken with Chow Mein Noodles, teriyaki on the side.