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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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how much of a literal retard do you have to be to not know you can't sorr spray those cans of compressed air upsidedown?
she should have used the air in her fucking head

>> No.12000436

>>12000376
So, where are the nudes?

>> No.12000485

>>12000376
I want to fuck her doggystyle

>> No.12000493

Oh look, it's the daily ba shill waifu thread.

>> No.12000597

>>12000493
based retard

>> No.12000624

>>12000485
>>12000436
Guys, she's fat.

>> No.12000631

>>12000624
imagine the humidity between her thighs.

>> No.12000641

>>12000631
*fermentation intensifies*

>> No.12000667

>>12000631
She's fucking lovely, faggot.

>> No.12000668

I want her to make a two part glue or epoxy all over my face.

>> No.12000776

>>12000668
This is some weird shit

>> No.12000791

>>12000624
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>> No.12000866

>>12000376
she wanted to pretend that she's never cleaned pubes out of her computer keyboard

>> No.12000905

>Claire will never sit on your face
>ywn drown as her pussy juice and thigh sweat smothers you
why even live at this point

>> No.12000979
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>>12000624
imagine the smell

>> No.12000981

post them nudes

>> No.12001017

>>12000376
>This entire episode
>Know they have an airbrush compressor
>Watch her be retarded instead
Are they faking it for the views and fun of the video or what?

>> No.12001155

>>12000376
>implying this wasn't a calculated goof to make virgin incels on a Mongolian basket weaving forum mad

>> No.12001263
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12001263

>>12001155
>using the term incel

>> No.12001305

>>12000376
Only pc nerds know about canned air.
>>12001017
They did end up going to get the compressor at least.

>> No.12001351

>>12000376
me and my brother would turn cans of compressed air upside down, and use them to freeze bugs. My younger brother sprayed it on his arm and said it didn't hurt (probably because it was numb) and kept spraying until he had two big blisters that puffed up. He tried to hide them but eventually the skin just slid off his arm, my mom found out and my brother blamed me, got my ass wooped so hard I swore I'd never forget but the next day I was playing pokemon crystal, content af like nothing happened

>> No.12001403

>>12000376
>literal retard
>sorr spray
wat

>> No.12001427

I know there are nudes somewhere and she's got a hairy asshole.

>> No.12001444

>>12001427
do you not?

>> No.12001460

>>12000376
O Claire,
How I long to Whiff
Thy derrière;
Thy ass cheeks
Had better not be wiped clean;
For aroma's aphrodisiac,
and 'disiac I seek;

Claire, O Claire,
your Anus calls to me;
'Cross mountains,
cross Boat,
your Anus do I seek

Fart once inside my Mouth
and I will be in Heaven;
Part once, you fiendish Hound,
and I will turn a Devil

Claire,
O, dearest Claire!

Won't you flatulate
into my mouth?
Thy flatulence is Holy,
a candle shall not hold to Thou.

>> No.12001494

>>12001263
>t. incel

>> No.12001604
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>>12000376
How do you not know that shit is toxic, did she think it was literally plain air?

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12001731

claire ass

>> No.12001739

>>12001731
I think I can work with that, YUP

>> No.12001747

>>12001731
I bet when she wipes her ass the shit just fills all the blank spaces instead of smudging onto the toilet paper

>> No.12001751

>>12001747
as long as "blank spaces" means "my (me, anon poster's) tongue and mouth and also face" then that's okay

>> No.12002433

When will she make an actually gourmet version of anything? Instead of simply doing a homemade snack? All she ever does is watch 'How it's made' videos and basically just redo the factory procedure on a small scale.

>> No.12002482

>>12000376
>you can't sorr spray those cans of compressed air upsidedown?

Some of them you can, but not the cheap air-dusters like she has.

>> No.12002497

>>12001739
YUUUUUUUUUUP

>> No.12002597

Someone redpill me on this Claire nude/asshole pics story. Is it real? Or is it some epic ruse to troll BA shills?

>> No.12002599

>>12000376
It' s a woman.

>> No.12002647

wtf is ‘sorr spray’?
is this just some stupid typo?

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12002658

ARE THERE NUDES OR NOT I HAVE TO KNOW AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12002699

>>12001604
It's just some butane or propane ... turning your gas stove on unlit for a couple of seconds is more toxic.

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>>12001460
the fuck

>> No.12002866

>>12002658
There was some censored pic posted on /ck/ like a couple weeks ago and it did kinda look like her but it was kind of impossible to truly tell.

>> No.12002885

>>12002658
ask brad

>> No.12004382

Molly would never do this

>> No.12004418

>>12000624
I've fucked worse, now where's the nudes?

>> No.12006041

>>12001351
Clearly, your mom was right or you wouldn’t be recalling the story here now.

>> No.12006049

>>12002433
It’s “gourmet” because it uses fewer ingredients, more real/natural/wholesome ingredients, and isn’t bogged down with sugar in attempt to mask the cardboard flavor of the original product.

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>>12000376

>> No.12006199

>>12000376
Claire is a cute girl who doesn't know about tools like compressed air canisters. As it should be.

>> No.12006203

>>12001731
She has more of an hourglass shape than I thought at first. Her waist is actually pretty small.

>> No.12006302

>>12006174
Easily faked, proves nothing. Background does not match very well with Claire's economic class.

>> No.12006325

>>12001351
Sounds like you never forgot to me.

>> No.12006387

>>12000376
she's not a nerd who spent her teenage years taking apart computers and cleaning the lint from her epic gaming keyboard

>> No.12006449

>>12006174
completely wrong nose shape, browridge, and eyebrows

>> No.12006542

>>12000376
She was more worried about the chemicals in the can you retard then the actually spread alright.

>> No.12006547

>>12006174
Fake I have seen that pornstar before cause ain't many short hair ones in porn

>> No.12006548

>>12006387
Why is it nerdy to blow dust out of heatsinks and fans to prevent hardware failure? Surely it's more nerdy to keep buying the latest shit than it is to try to keep the same system for as long as possible.

>> No.12006570

>>12006203
>Her waist is actually pretty small.

No it isn't. That's just the illusion that the light apron gives.

>> No.12006667

>>12006174
>Strive for excellence
>Gordon Ramsey
LMOA