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How do you make it palatable?

>> No.11999363

>>11999359
Microwave it for 2 minutes and enjoy?
Though, I prefer Beefaroni.

>> No.11999384

>>11999359
Hot sauce and parmesan cheese

>> No.11999533

>>11999359
get drunk/high before eating

>> No.11999556
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11999556

Invade iraq before consumption. Pic related

>> No.11999574

>>11999359
Throw it in the fucking trash

>> No.11999577

>>11999359
Eat it right out of the can

>> No.11999738

>>11999359
be hungry, use a spoon. I'd eat them out of the can my favorite were the giant meatballs and overstuffed Italian raviolis. Cooking them made it worse because the time invested and effort to clean weren't worth it. Where they excel is in my backpack to smash on two cans after the gym

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11999849

Roleplay like your in the post-apocalypse and it’s your only ration for the day. Turn off all the lights, put on a dingy jacket/beanie, if you own a firearm just have it nearby. And of course you gotta eat it cold out of the can.

>> No.11999922

>>11999849
I unironically enjoy eating this cold out of the can

>> No.11999942

>>11999359
eat it straight out of the can cold

>> No.11999946

>>11999922
There's something strangely soothing about it

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>>11999359
find some poor child that will appreciate it, give it to them. Then cook and eat the child

>> No.12000228 [DELETED] 

>>11999359
Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.12000284

>>11999359
>Eat it straight out of the can cold
>Get drunk as fuck and eat nine cans, burn the first two with the blowtorch, make the third pretty good along with the fourth, be still hungry by the fifth, then just keep eating
>Smother the shit in hot sauce and parmesan

>> No.12000285

>>12000228
Not really, we assimilate bioavailable nutrients and discard the remainder

>> No.12000299

>>12000284
>nine cans
>4,032 calories
Anon please I worry for your health

>> No.12000303

>>12000299
It was only 7 cause i burned the first two with the blowtorch, plus I was drunk as fuck

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>>12000284

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>>12000299
I've literally consumed that many calories in less than 30 minutes

>> No.12000324

>>12000316
how the fuck

>> No.12000332

>>12000324
Because otherwise I'd have to pay $50

>> No.12000340

>>11999359
Best way I found was to make a casserole or trailer park lasagne from it.
Alternate between layers of boyadee, meat and cheese in a dish and put it on the oven

>> No.12000348

Cold out the can, like men. Bonus points if you use the lid as a spoon.

>> No.12000355

>>12000348
I can only imagine cutting cup your mouth and hands doing that shit

>> No.12000407

>>12000228
Americans eat everything. Pork, beef, chicken, moose, duck, crow, vegetables, fruits, cheeses, grains, rocks, Girl Scouts, Europeans, you name it. Feels good being on top.

>> No.12001654

if they sold cans of only meatballs no pasta, i would probably eat a can or two of that for dinner every night.

>> No.12001668

>>12000299
>not knowing he's referencing Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

>> No.12001669

>>11999359
add a fried egg and scallions.

>> No.12001675

>>11999574
incredibly original comment

>> No.12001680

Just bought provisions today. My lunch everyday on work travel. One can, one bag of chips, one plastic spoon and a couple scoops of peanut butter.

>> No.12001689

>>12000303
way to burn down ray’s trailer you idiot. so know flames were golfing but still

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>>12001680
Forgot pic....

>> No.12001698

>>12001689
He couldn’t take the blame, because Bubbles already took it. Besides, it’s all just water under the fridge now.

>> No.12001713

>>11999384
This

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>>11999359
i used to eat beefaroni every night at work cold out of the can because i treat myself like a fucking animal as long as it costs me less money. I used to call them "food units". Then I saw this bullshit and even if it was one can out of a million i can never eat chef boyardee again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Zav5zFXTM

>> No.12001760

>>11999849
>>11999946
this

>> No.12001767

>>12001749
That's gross and all but you probably consume that much insect matter by weight every week. Look how much the glowing FDA niggers allow in everyday foods, and assume what you're actually getting is double that.

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>>12001767
Technically there isn't anything wrong with eating insects, it's just really fucking gross. The real problem is if there are bugs in the food and there aren't supposed to be then it means that their entire operation is hugely lax and allows any kind of contaminants into it. People are not in agreement that the things in the video are even bugs but still it killed my appetite entirely.

Like the time I found out that there is an acceptable amount of pus allowed to be in milk 10 years ago and it ruined milk forever for me. I get it, but it's gross and not something I need to be thinking about. I haven't looked at a carton of milk since then without it brushing past my brain, and now I can't even eat cereal anymore.

>> No.12002008

>>11999359
Years ago I was in an area with a week and a half long power outage. I was making car payments at the time and I was poor.

I developed a thing for these. But always cold. They always taste better cold to me. And if you can find the throwback versions go for it! Or not. Depends on your tastes really.

>> No.12002044

>>12002008
The sauce unironically tastes pretty good to me, the"pasta" is far too mushy for me though. I usually try to eat around it like reverse lucky charms. If they sold cans of just the sauce I would probably go in for that. Nothing wrong with canned food, especially now that they're made of aluminum and not tin. I'm not a doomsday psycho or anything but I have a fairly substantial pantry of canned vegetables and whatnot, good for rainy days.

>> No.12002068

I worked in home health. Overnight shift one time, I ate a can of the clients' cheese ravioli. First Chef Boyardee in like 20 years. It was super decent.

>> No.12002081
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Honestly not that bad to me. Cooking it in a skillet so the sauce reduces and thickens up helps a lot.

>> No.12002091

>not downing a handle of Tito's and eating cold 'dee 'volis out of the can naked in your dirty, dark kitchen

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>>12002091
boyardee'd and raviolipilled

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>>12000284
based

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>>12000284

>> No.12002133

>>11999849
Strangely comfy

>> No.12002430

>>12002044
The throwback has a slightly firmer consistency going for it at least.

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>>11999359

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>>11999359
Put it in your pocket and eat on the go whenever you feel hungry.

>> No.12002525

>>11999849
>if you own a firearm
2019
not owning a firearm

>> No.12004079

>>12001749
Video was debunked years ago come the fuck on

>> No.12004083

>>11999363
beefaroni rules!

>> No.12004293

>>11999922
i enjoy the metallic undertone

>> No.12004660

>>12001692
>ABCs and 123s with Meatballs

the patricians choice

>> No.12006350

>>11999556
I fear for...
>yasmeen

>> No.12006359

>>12000407
Woah woah woah
>crow
You leave my favorite birds alone

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>>11999359
This stuff and a shit ton of parm

>> No.12006609

>>11999359
microwave it until the sauce boils.

>> No.12006731

>>11999849
I like tearing the labels off cans and pretending this.

>> No.12006800

>>11999359
Black pepper, garlic powder and hot sauce. Cheese optional.

>> No.12007053

>>11999359
I eat it straight out of the can.

>> No.12007056

>>11999849
This isn’t the only way to do it.

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>>12000284

>> No.12007456

>>11999359
>Grab can
>Open can
>Eat cold
Wala

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>>12007452
I rofled