/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11998160]

where I come from
it's cornbread and chicken
where I come from a lotta front porch pickin
where I come from, tryin' to make a livin
and workin hard to get to heaven
Where I come from.

[Anonymous No.11998169]

Yikes

[Anonymous No.11998180]

>>11998169
faggot out

[Anonymous No.11998324]

nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMyCvGCUZLA

[Anonymous No.11998427]

>>11998160
9/11 was a goldmine.

[Anonymous No.11998430]

>>11998160
Based Southern OP

[Anonymous No.11999482]

>>11998324
back when country singers were actually country.

[Anonymous No.11999487]

>>11998160
your taste in music sickens me

[Anonymous No.11999493]

>>11998160
Based and countrypilled

[Anonymous No.11999496]

>>11999482
And they didn't just say fuck it all and start making country rap

[Anonymous No.11999555]

>>11999487
>still thinking all country music is bad
zoomer spotted

[Anonymous No.11999568]

>>11999555
Very little of it is good, especially the newer shit.

[Anonymous No.11999592]

>>11999496
Country Rap, or CRap as we like to call it. That and Stadium country seem to be the only things being produced these days outside of Kacey Musgraves or Chris Stapleton.

[Anonymous No.11999646]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZRA-Dwv86E

[Anonymous No.11999656]

>>11999568
>>11999555
Tried modern country and holy shit is it terrible.

Now some Hank Locklin and Tennessee Ford, that's a different story.
>I guess a zoomer? I don't pay attention to memes

[Anonymous No.11999667]

>>11999646
milf. I'm a zoomer, I guess? and aside from her, garth brooks, and trisha yearwood, the whole genre can die.

[Anonymous No.11999672]

>>11999667
>>11999656
>Hank Locklin and Tennessee Ford, that's a different story.
>aside from her, garth brooks, and trisha yearwood,

what part of ALL did you not understand?

[Anonymous No.11999677]

>>11999672
fite me you boomer bitch

[Anonymous No.12000204]

>>11999667
David Alan Coe would tag team your mother and grandma while doing lines off your sister's back and making you call him by his name anon, that is a fact.

[Anonymous No.12000214]

>>12000204
he looks like if gandalf was a biker. also was that meant to be intimidating? bc half the dudes on here would probably jerk it to that.

[Anonymous No.12000218]

>>11998160
Do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.12000235]

>>12000218
Not this fucker again. Don't you have something european to do, like smelling cheese and being sad?

[Anonymous No.12000246]

>>12000235
Do Americans really get buttblasted about this?

[Anonymous No.12000258]

>>11999656
After Willie Nelson, Cash, and Hank Williams, country went to shit. Young country is as much an abomination as rap.

[Anonymous No.12000261]

>>12000246
Are europeans really that uncreative with their comebacks?

[Anonymous No.12000278]

>>12000261
Do Americans really ask this?

[Anonymous No.12000280]

>>12000258
>Young country is as much an abomination as rap.

I agree with you there, old man.

[Anonymous No.12000292]

>>12000204
He took it up the ass in prison

[Anonymous No.12000307]

>>12000292
Yeah prison sucks, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.12000309]

>>11999568
There still is good country music. It just gets no airplay.

[Anonymous No.12000369]

>>11998160
>>11999482
>>11998430
fun fact: Alan jackson was allegedly fucking a married and in-her-prime faith hill; thus cucking tim mcgraw

[Anonymous No.12000372]

>>12000204
you don't have to call me mister, mister

[Anonymous No.12000375]

>>12000292
Johnny Cash was in prison and never stooped to being a twink.

Young country fags btfo!

[Anonymous No.12000386]

>>12000375
you have to be attractive to be a twink

[Anonymous No.12000391]

Anyone here tried corn pone?

[Anonymous No.12000437]

>>12000386
True fact: I was in the walmart in Branson, MO buying trout fishing supplies in January and the Man in Black (yep he was dressed that way) walked past me and said in that gravelly voice, "How you do'in, son? Go'in fish'in?" He had no entourage, just himself unlike today's overinflated pompous asses with crowds of security. I fell in love with him instantly, no homo!
>Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire

[Anonymous No.12000447]

Error

Cornbread and Chilli

Hushpuppies and fried things.

Dumplings for soups

Biscuit everything else

[Anonymous No.12000450]

>>12000437
johnny cash died in 2003 you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.12000489]

>>12000450
Your point?

[Anonymous No.12000680]

>>12000307
It didn't suck for Coe, he enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.12000827]

>>12000450
This was in the 90's you absolute waste of breath. You will not take away that experience I had just by being retarded.

>I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire

[Verse 2]
The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild

[Anonymous No.12001084]

I've got The Simple Things;
I've got the rain in spring,
Got spicy chicken wings,
and French-fried onion rings

[Anonymous No.12001112]

>>12000827

[Anonymous No.12001139]

>>12000437
my grandfather worked with his brother. apparently his family was super embarrassed of him and wouldn't talk about him but his mom still kept pictures of him in her house from him on the road.
also johnny cash mom apparently made the best sandwiches and would sometimes pack an extra one for my grandfather. this was as a lineman for aep swepco.

[Anonymous No.12001171]

The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself
For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath
She finally drank her pain away a little at a time
But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind
Until the night

She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away his memory
Life is short, but this time it was bigger
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clinging to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby

[Anonymous No.12001179]

>>12001171
Do Americans really shoot themselves?

[Anonymous No.12001187]

>>11998160
based

i actually kinda like that song

[Anonymous No.12001192]

le epic boomer larp

[Anonymous No.12001202]

>>11999487
>EEECK! THIS SONG BY THIS GENERA OF MUSIC WHICH HAS BEEN CATEGORIZED BY A VAGUE GROUP OF MY PEERS AS LAME DOESNT FIT INTO MY CAREFULLY CRAFTED IDENTITY I MADE FOR MYSELF MOLDED AFTER POP CULTURE MEDIA I CONSUME!!!

lighten up faggot its a simple catchy song youd here once every 8 months by chance on the radio

[Anonymous No.12001205]

Whiskey's supposed to drown the memory
I've gone from one to one too many
And the thing that really gets me
Is how your memory drowns the whiskey

[op No.12001208]

>>12001192
I am older and wiser than you boy.

[Anonymous No.12001216]

>>11998160
Cornbread and chicken are alright. Alan Jackson is not... but he doesn't need to TRY to make a living, he just has to do a quick run of the festival circuit.

Country cooking thread? Country cooking thread. I've got some belated pancake nonsense happening right now, but give me your best grits.

[Anonymous No.12001244]

>>12001208
X

[Anonymous No.12001250]

>>12001216

>grits

One of the few parts of Southern cooking I haven't ever been able to get into. I've tried just about everything from salt to cheese to butter and onions and I can't get into grits. Same goes for okra, fried or otherwise

[Anonymous No.12001273]

>>12001202
Or, I grew up hearing it and realized most of it was garbage.

[Anonymous No.12001281]

>>12001250
I've always wanted to try grits. Everyone around me says they're nasty tho.

[Anonymous No.12001293]

>>12001250
>>12001281
they're a vehicle, not a destination. I've found they need reasonably heavy seasoning, and even a polenta-like fry.

As for okra, it's better at thickening things than it is at being a vegetable, but sliced, tempura'd, fried, and served with tzatziki or some soya-based monstrosity, it's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.12001340]

>>11998160
The virgin country singer vs THE WESTERN GOLD RUSH GUITAR MASTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzICMIu5zFY

[Anonymous No.12001355]

>>12001293
No, I get that. Same thing with potatoes. But I'm far enough north that everyone goes "they taste okay, but the texture.... blehh" But then, I like cornbread and that's kinda gritty.

[Anonymous No.12001367]

>>12001340
that is fedora meme garbage

[Anonymous No.12001459]

>>12001355
If I think of it as corn porridge/congee, then I'm ok with it. I originally went in expecting something other than heavy, al dente cream of wheat and I nearly hurled.

[Anonymous No.12001476]

>>12001340
lol based marty
>>12001367
unironically kill yourself

[Anonymous No.12001533]

>>12001476
nah brah, kill yourself ironically. Like, off your shit, but like, do it for a god you don't believe in, then come back and haunt that synagogue or whatever, and be all like "Yo Jews. I just trolled your god. Jesus died, so I could die, and prove your entire religion false. What you think about them kosher-for-passover appelles?"

[Anonymous No.12001574]

>>11998160
based

[Anonymous No.12001578]

>>12001273
Lol what do you listen to that's so great?

[Anonymous No.12001620]

>>12000204
Is that the man who sang the perfect country and western song?

[Anonymous No.12001621]

>>12001340

[Anonymous No.12001637]

>>12001250
Try butter and jam/preserves. It's the only way I'll eat the stuff.

[Anonymous No.12001714]

>>12001250
I followed a recipe for grits. called for stuffing enough white cheddar into it to equal half the volume. it was obviously delicious.
>they're a vehicle, not a destination

[Anonymous No.12003633]

bumpn

[Anonymous No.12003707]

>>12001620
Nah, it was a good song but if I remember it didn't touch on the most important aspects of country music, like trains, pickup trucks, the rain, going to prison, or a single verse about his momma or getting drunk.

[Anonymous No.12003711]

>>12000204
based and coepilled

[Anonymous No.12003750]

>>12003707
But he got his friend to write an additional verse that included all those vital elements.

[Anonymous No.12003753]

>>12001714
>>they're a vehicle, not a destination
Stop buying shitty grits.

[Anonymous No.12004937]

>>12001340
omg i played fallout too this song is epic

[Anonymous No.12004993]

>>11999482
It’s normies’ fault that it went to shit.
Everything normies consume is political propaganda and with the rise of faux nerd culture they've been conditioned to revolve their entire lives around the consumption of said propaganda. Their whole lives consist of "omg did you see the new capeshit movie? have you heard the latest nigger music? did you see the season premiere of walking racemixers?" It's all they think about and they don't realize it is all propaganda but that doesn't keep it from affecting them on a subconscious level. They've been conditioned to view EVERYTHING as political. If you think WE live in clown world imagine seeing things from a brainwashed normies perspective. Imagine buying into every bullshit lie that propaganda machine pushes out and really believing that's how the world works. There's literally Nazis running the government. Every 10 out of 7 women are raped and the rapists are regarded as heros. Millions of innocent black people are being gunned down in the streets just because of their skin color. So on and so forth. It's fucking madness.

[Anonymous No.12005007]

>>12004993
>Every 10 out of 7 women are raped
What's that figure when expressed as a fraction?

[Anonymous No.12005064]

>>12000292
no, he fucked dudes in prison and stabbed a nigger that tried to fuck him. Theres a difference.

[Anonymous No.12005115]

>>11998160
is this /ck/?
why with all the faggoty off-topic threads?

[Anonymous No.12005121]

>>12005115
Alan jackson threads have been here for years

[Anonymous No.12005910]

>>12005064
Still gay and homosexual

[Anonymous No.12006610]

>>11998160
You know the last honky tonks in my area closed when I was still a kid. What kind of bar food did they serve? Was it just truck stop fare or something a little more traditional?