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11996856 No.11996856 [Reply] [Original]

Making a cake. Anyone want some?

>> No.11996868

>>11996856
Seriously were these things good?

>> No.11996893

>>11996856
Yeeah sign me up bro

>> No.11996895

>>11996868
no

>> No.11996897
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>>11996856
it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

>> No.11997266

>>11996856
>Despite the retrofit program, the problems persisted. According to data from the CPSC, an additional 249 reported incidents included 77 burns, 16 of which were second- or third-degree in nature. On July 19th 2007, Hasbro re-issued its voluntary recall of the Easy-Bake after learning that part of a 5-year-old girl's finger had to be amputated because of a severe burn

>> No.11997273

>>11997266
natural selection

>> No.11997281

>>11996856
Don't ask me this while I'm sober.

>> No.11997452

>>11996856
the newest models look weird

>> No.11997456

>>11997266
Never had this problem with Creepy Crawlers.
Just sayin.

>> No.11997518

>be me, 7 or 8 y/o little girl
>have an easy bake oven because I've always loved to cook and bake
>bake a 2-layer golden cake for my mom who is at work for an extra long shift
>frost it with chocolate frosting and assortment of sprinkles
>get dad to drive me ~30 minutes to mom's work (at a hospital) to deliver the shitty easy bake cake I made for her
>she complains about the chocolate frosting and won't eat it
>end up giving it to the secretary in her department
>soon after find my easy bake oven in a pile of garage sale things despite my avid love for it
>save it
>months later the oven won't work
>dad finds out the bulb is blown and gets the bulb (heat element) replaced
>when taking it apart to replace the bulb, we find my "lost" favorite stuffed animal toy INSIDE the easy bake oven ready to be roasted
my easy bake oven helped clue me in early in life to the fact that my mother hated having children and was ready to act like a petty bitch at any cost.
thanks easy bake for helping me grow up fast enough to outrun the bitch

>> No.11997758
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>>11996856
>tfw my parents were extremely religious and refused to get be one, even though I wanted it, because they were all in girly colors and they thought it'd turn me gay
at least I ended up joining the army, shooting brown people, and being divorced from my bitch wife at 21 like god intended though

>> No.11997776

>>11997518
>when taking it apart to replace the bulb, we find my "lost" favorite stuffed animal toy INSIDE the easy bake oven ready to be roasted
Christ. Some people just aren't fit to be parents.

>> No.11997784
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11997784

I remember when these things used a 100 watt incandescent light bulb as a heat source.
So did my Lite-Brite. I miss when toys were somewhat dangerous. Thats what makes them fun and a learning experience. Lawn darts were awesome. And taking the entire roll of caps and smashing it with a rock. See-saws at the park. Kids today are fucking lame.

>> No.11997888

>>11997784
Yeah I miss getting my nuts racked when the kid on the other side of the see-saw jumped off.

>> No.11997917

>>11997518
Oof

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>>11997784
>>11997888
They got dumbed down.

>> No.11998064
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11998064

These are the real deal.

>> No.11998750

>>11997758
>>11997518
Had to beg my folks to get one. All my life I've had a weird thing about saving shit, and so I could never figure a "special occasion" to use it, and I never ended up using all the best ones that I actually wanted to eat, I only used the ones that I didn't care about.
I also got that creepy crawler thing which was kindof like the boys version of the easy-bake-oven. I used the shit out of that thing that thing was so damn cool.

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>>11997518

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>>11997518

>> No.11999078

>>11997784
They even dumbed down the spring toys in playgrounds.
I miss the old ones that were made out of old truck springs that you could get trying to chuck you face first into the gravel.

>> No.12000638

Bump for later

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12000672

superior

>> No.12000684

>>11996868
it's literally just box cake mix in a child-proof toaster oven

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>>11997518

>> No.12000714

>>11997518
Sounds like your mum was a cunt and your dad was based as fuck living in a hellish marriage. I hope your still nice to him femanon

>> No.12000715

>>12000684
>child-proof

>> No.12000763

>>11997456
Lol based and gummy pilled

>> No.12000772

>>11997518
The jews made ur mom a bitch, anon

>> No.12001278
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>>11996856
I fucking loved this thing as a kid. Favorite thing to make was the cookies with contrasting flavor hearts. Thought it was the coolest thing to make food with a lightbulb.

>>11997266
I'm sorry, I had one from the 90s. If you got 3rd dregree burns that of because you were stupid as shit or you did it on purpose. Fuck, they give you a stick to move and grab the pans.

>>11997518
Do you want a hug?

>>11997784
Fucking wish I still had mine

>> No.12001657

>>12001278

Ayy that's the one I had. It was pretty decent. The Easy Bake brand mixes were way too expensive though -- my parents would just buy me Jiffy mixes and I'd portion them out.

>> No.12001663

>>11997456
Those taste terrible though.

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>>11997758
They should have picked you up a Queasy Bake Oven so you would devote your future life to Satan.

>> No.12001678

>>11996856
i always wanted one but my dad said i was a faggot for that

>> No.12001686

>>11997518
your dad sounds like a good guy tho

>> No.12003000

>>11997518

as a fellow anon that had to realize early one that mother doesn't equal love & care.
You matter and your cake was the sweetest gesture not many kids that age would even think of.

>> No.12003043

It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it.

>> No.12003096

>>12001663
>He didn't like the taste of his Creepy Crawlers.
Sheltered much?

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>>11997518

>> No.12004685

>>11997518
fugg I didn't expect to feel today

>> No.12004711

>>11997518
you mom is a psychopath. You're lucky she didn't kill you as an infant

>> No.12005474

"Hey anon can I make you a cake when I get out of the hospital"

Oh God Bros I never got to taste it. Still got the box in the basement. It made him so happy.