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>surly king of the egg fort webm not posted yet
>>11996787That's what is stroked out cock looks like a few pumps after feeling Tammy with his seed. I wish I could gobble that shit up
>>11996787this one pisses me off so much, watching the batter go everywhere. ugh
>>11996787No eggs or egg forts edition
>>11996787haha cold oil wtf jack
>>11997009God I want to have sex with this man.Something about Turkish brownish white guys with a big jaw and smaller frame makes me want sex. He looks so happy and enjoying his life. I would versatilously have various sex with him and he would be on top then me and we could cuddle and smile all night until breakfast time came
>>11996787How do you not get tired of reposting this every single day? It's been like a decade since I've been to /b/, but has it really gotten that much worse that you have to spam this garbage here instead?
>>11997031Do Americans really ask this?
>>11996813>stroked i see what you did there
>>11996787>filled above max fill>batter won't even stick>it obviously is going to go all over the place>goes all over the place>right into the cold oilit gets me every damn time
>>11997424Do Americans really do this?
>>11996787Imagine the taste of Garrett Scalfanis cum as you rawdog Tammy's anus while Jack watches from behind a secret curtain in the living room.. all while Jack Jr. practices his latest rap in his bedroom (no girls allowed with closed doors)
>>11997024jack is fat as fuck my dude
>>11997444>jack jr is engagedIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!but in all seriousness should we just kill our selves
>>11997467Do Americans really ask how he gets out without breaking all the eggs
>>11997467ow does he get out without breaking all the eggs
>>11997293There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>11997024The fuck is wrong with you
>>11997827W H Y
>>11997882Last two digits of my post will be the age Jack dies from another stroke
>>11997891He'll never be free
im friends with him on facebook, ama
>>11997882I never go past this webm because the way he extends his fat neck toward the food as opposed to just moving his hand to his mouth like a normal person is a funny reminder that he's so inept he can't even use his own body properly.
>>11997873looks fucking nasty
>>11997847does the egg thing work i love eggs
>>11998039yes it worksthey're kinda unpleasant though, don't know why. you can also hardboil more eggs in less time through normal methods, and save them for later.
>>11996787how are you supposed to make corndog?
>>11997966This is probably the only webm of him not sticking his tongue out while eating tho.
>>11996787Jack is truly a modern Archimedes
>>11997837Obligatory post calling this guy a dumb fuck.Dumb fuck.
>>11997837WHO THE FUCK CAN’T CRACK AN EGG FOR FUCK SAKE!
>>11997276So he can move it a bit again now?
>>11998254Yeah. Hopefully, he’s gonna have another stroke soon which will paralyze it completely.
>>11998267i cant watch his shit and laugh anymore after the stroke. it's too sad. it was more fun when he was a bumbling idiot.
can i get a ja/ck/ here pleasebecause two ja/cls/ are better then own
>>11998386>it was more fun when he was a bumbling idiotHe still is tho. Sadly the comments are disabled so I can’t read all the funny shit.
>>11998267Well from what I've seen and how he thinks keto works I wouldn't be surprise. >it's okay to eat an entire jar of mayonnaise it's keto
>>11997853OK now I know they're trolling
>>11996787>Max FillI'm sure Mr.Fill won't mind if I use his cup.
>>11998425too many people saying he was responsible for his cardiovascular issues, I don't blame the guy for shutting out the negativity
>>11997276Wait a minute
>>11997847What a disgusting webm
>>11997827One scoop was enough. Holy fuck
>>11997024im happy that you've found your place in this world
>>11997882God imagine being this fat
>>11997837if this guy fucks the same way he decides an egg needs to cracked, I feel sorry for his wife
>>11998594Sounds like you are convinced he wasn’t responsible for it.>>11998425>pork rinds - healthy keto friendly snack
>>11998091That is a more advanced technique after all
>>11999515>tfw you will never build elaborate BDSM torture chambers for your wife
>>11997009Subscribe to candito training at candito training HQ.
>>11999383>>11999385>>11999387who the fuck puts this much energy into avocado toast? you literally mash it with some salt and pepper, maybe some hot sauce, spread it on the bread, and eat.
>>11999633>tattooThat's honestly more of a dealbreaker than the penis.
>>11999643That one has no penis though
>>11999650>he doesn't know ariel rebel
poor nigga meal....
...vs rich nigga meal
>>11999696Saved and going to try, love skirt/flank steak and that looks tasty.Also have a slight obsession with capers.>Salt packed from pantellaria, nearly nut every time I use em
>>11999711>trying a recipe from a video with bl*ck handsCringe and yikes
>>11999711>capers.>Salt packed from pantellaria>nearly nut every time I use emWow, did not expect to see an actual quality opinion about food on /ck/
>>11999725Once you let go of adolescent shit, you'll be a happier person with a wider variety of recipes.>>11999736Found capers a few years back and they were good, but then I heard about these. Costs about $40 plus shipping from Amazon for I want to say a pound.Can never go back to brined, they're just on another level or I have a mildly sensual attraction to them. Or both.
>>11999700>>11999696capers are over rated
>>11999647>>11999679I'm >>11999643 and I must admit I thought it was the same "girl" as >>11999778I remember Ariel Rebel, though. She must be in her mid thirties by now. I'd still rather do a trap with no ink, by the way.
>>11999900Well that chick isn't Ariel Rebel either, some younger streamer/camgirl type. I forget her name, I'll post it if I remember later.
>>11999725>Not taking advantage of subhumans' pathological pleasure seeking to reap the fruits of their labor occasionally, and perpetuating it while they die of heart attacks in their fifties from doing it daily. It's like you're not even racist.
>>11999587I understand that he does not want to read a bunch of kiwifags and 4channers shitting on him as he recovers. how this leads you to presume that I don't think a 400 pound 5'2" man is responsible for his impending death is curious.
>>11999700add butter early to get it nice and burnt.pan nice and hot (medium)pan type, non-stick. why tho
>>11997873>takes no preperation >except boiling eggs dicing 3 to 4 veggies and cooking the sauce for over 20 minutes>wouldnt you rather make this than scrambled eggs lol?What a fucking moron
You ever notice how when you start a thread with Jack webms you get noticeably less webms posted overall?Pretty interesting...
>>12000393>its just a vegetable rollw0w so innovative and informative!
>>11999931shit cosplay, cute slut.
>>12000028>spring onion pancake>the secret is just covering it with lard and pork fatok
>>11999515reminder to everyone that someone wanted to marry jack and he had kids. You know how to cook, arent retarded, not fat, and never had a stroke, but you'll never have a wife and children.
>>12000956Daily reminder that TWO women wanted to marry him and have his kids while no one ever wants to sit next to you on a packed bus/train during rush hour
>>12000976Id have to hang an iphone around my neck to get women to even pay attention to me. I seriously dont think I could get a girl to text me back within the next 3 months even if my life depended on it. Ill bet jacks wives are normal looking too.
>>12000837>Wash melanin off>>>/pol/
>>11997853yum. boiled salmon
>>11997853>How to get your coffee to taste like salmon, your clothes to smell like steak, and your car to smell like cookies
>>11997869>Not even heating up the hotdogs
>>11999696>>11999700the skirt steak take looks better than the ribeye
>>11997873>>11998009It's the turmeric.Turmeric is a total meme. It's quite bitter and yet has a mild aroma at best- the purpose it really serves is to add that yellow color.That color does a great job on making those eggs look good, but that yellow coloring turns into an awful sickly color when mixed with everything else (as with essentially every 'dish' that uses turmeric), especially when it gets mixed with those greens and the red onions (another meme their culture is stuck on) and diluted with the coconut milk. If they dropped the turmeric, it would have a clean brown color instead, and it could skip the sugar (less need for sweet to fight the bitterness of the turmeric) and use the pungent, less-sweet, white onion (and in lesser amount) over the red onion. (saving our color, too)Despite that I guarantee that tastes killer, especially for the prep time. That was l o t s of coconut milk he added, rich, but full of heat from the ginger and chili, and all those wonderful flavors easily seep through the hard boiled egg white.I was going to make several variations of this through the next couple of days, but I don't have enough coconut milk.
>>11997853why couldn't the steak one work?
>>11999614kek at how much he warped his siding by having his grill/smokers too close
>>11997276poor man, i cant hate him for being a fucking mongoloid
>>11997812I had a gross beer nit long ago that had an aftertaste that reminded me of ramenI'd try this.
>>12001595it ain't easy being juicy
>>12001521>>12001527>tfw no asian mommy to teach me how to cook
>>11996787kek what the fuck.
>>11996787it's funny how poorly thought out this was
>>11997853god I hate women
>>11997807How the fuck does that 805 get poured straight into the glass and there's no head, that's fucking bullshit.
>>11997827>milk chocolateThis implies that there are also dark and white chocolate buckets
>>11999938I seriously hate how fucking retarded he is but I never commented on his video and 50% of the comments were actually only negative criticism of how he fucked up and how something should be done for better results. People tried to help him improve his skills or expand his knowledge yet he was the ignorant moron. Look at the screenshot of his comment I posted few posts back.>>11998401It’s from video about his keto (((healthy))) snacks and some guy tried to explain what’s an actual healthier snack and that was his response.
>>11997807>wtf this is terrible cooking adviceI feel extra retarded
>>12001861>avocados>spending 30+ minutes to make like 200 kcal worth of foodNo wonder vegans are all malnourished skeletons.
>>11997812Just realized it's not actually beer
>>12001861I'm actually more disgusted by this than most of the beheading videos.
>>11997812So what is the "foam" made of, because the quote marks make me nervous
>>11999633is this from a porno
>>12001995No, the pornstar in the webm actually delivers pizza as a side job
>>12001992Are you stupid or something? Foam is made of foam.
>>12001998But what is foam made of
>>12001952in a video from jack like 7 years ago when he first tried to (common fatboy tactic) publicly commit to weight loss he comes out and says that he's a fatty because he likes to eat and doesn't exercise. in the past year or so when people implied he was fat as shit because he ate poorly and didn't exercise he'd both delete comments and get pissy about how we're making assumptions and don't know how he lives. once he claimed his doctor said he was doing perfectly, I think... odd lies, but when you have literal brain damage behaviors can change.I don't have actuarial tables in front of me but from cursory investigation I think Jack's got like a 15% chance to see his 60's. It's sad to a point, but Jack's not as dumb as he comes off as, he knows he's waddling to the grave
>>12001992Probably a frothed egg white
>>12001995not porno. fake news. there's no dick through the pizza when she opens it.
>>11999614Looks incredibly dry. Lower temperature for longer.
>>11999931i was that sandwich was my penis
>>11998478All three will actually work. They just won't be very good.
>>12002001Do you remember the video when he said he’s gonna try the weight loss thing? I remember the times when he released a video, shitloads of negative comments appeared and in a few hours they were gone. Only the good comments of burned out fat wifes/single mothers stayed there. Good times.Serious question. How old is Ja/ck/?
>>11999650Girls have started acting cute again, get with the program.
>>11999700>>11999696While I would not cook this way, I can tell that this sort of cooking is -exactly- the way the person cooking it likes it. This is someone's long refined personal cooking tastes and I can respect that.
>>12001861that's nasty and cold.
>>12001527best tasting thing in this thread
>>12002050Not that old, 40-ish.
>>12002092No chance he is in his 40s because Garrett, his oldest son, is 32.
>>12002092Holy shit, I thought he’s like 50 or something. His voice reminds me my grandfather. How many strokes can human possibly survive? I mean, can he reach 80 with like 10 strokes?
>>12002100>>12002092His FB page says he left high school in 1985.
>>12002101He is around 50 and it's very very unlikely he'll get to 80. Unless he radically changes his lifestyle and diet I doubt he'll reach 70. Even that will probably be painful and dire for the last 5 years.
>>12002092>>12002100>>12002101>>12002119Definitely in his fifties.And you can live a long time even with several strokes, but it's very unlikely. The strokes themselves can vary in severity of course, but a man who has had two strokes before, let's say, age 55 obviously has some underlying causes that will cause more health issues and almost certainly an early death. Just looking at Jack you can guess he probably has high blood pressure and probably some clogged arteries. Those can both cause strokes and heart problems. The heart problems can also cause strokes. And so on.
>>12002134But what we are going to do when he die? I want him to stay with us for next 20 years even if that means he’s gonna be paralyzed and sitting in a wheelchair. I just can’t get enough of his arrogant shit.
>>12000654respect ur veges faggot
>>11999931i wanna kick that hat off her head
>>11999900>>11999679That's not Ariel Rebel you mongoloids
>>12002190Someone else already said that, you stupid faggot.
>>12000883is he wrong though?
>>12000883>lard and pork fatThose two go so nicely together
>>12001513>the purpose it really serves is to add that yellow color.Dumbest thing I've heard since Fee said paprika is only for colour.Turmeric has a delicious earthy flavour that goes amazingly with eggs and rice both.
>>11997847I don't understand the point of the pizza one. You literally now have a pan to clean after you cook it wheras most oven pizzas go just straight on the rack.Is it supposed to taste better that way or something?
>>12002261Turmeric is a lowly bitter spice with minimal aroma. It's inferior and the appeal is mostly psychological, connected to its color. It should be pulled from most of these recipes.
>>11997882God jack makes me laugh so hard, why does he move his face into the food instead of moving food to his mouth, lolAlso why do the mods delete the egg fort? I really think they hate themselves or something imagine being ass blasted about egg fort webm
>>12001861why do vegans refuse to eat animal products but want their food to look like animal products
>>12000393Hmm i might make this for my sisters family, they are vegatarians, be a nice gesture next time i go over there.
What video does jack talk about his stroke, i never saw it and i looked last night but couldn't find anything. Or how long ago and i can narrow it down, poor guy is suicidal with food.
>>12002366Heres a recent one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGuhhGBGdYHe has an older one from the stroke he had years ago as well
>>12002210Do you think I actually read the whole thread before shitposting, you special Olympian?
>>12001861>all that work to recreate a single ingredient
>>12001861Even as a vegetarian, this looks absurd
>>11999515>>12000956Face it, anyone can get a wife. You just have to settle for less than a 8 unless you are making 100,000 monthly in which case you can upgrade to anything.
>>11999696>>11999700Capers ruined the poor mealCapers and milk ruined the rich mealSorry, I don't want milk on my steak you fucking savages.
>>12001861>Requires several exotic ingredients necessitating global supply chain>To create an unsatisfactory fake of something that's considered a perfectly fine vegetarian food that can be had by keeping a few birds in your backyard
>>12001274Do you reall think any of those things sound bad?
>>12002050Jakatack69 is either 49 or 50 presently.
>>12002050>Do you remember the video when he said he’s gonna try the weight loss thing? HEALTHY EATING TIPS... 2010 back in his salad days
>>12003417He even said he was going to tweet his weight every day, lmfao
>>12003425I'm pretty sure that did not happen
>>12003435He might have tweeted it a few times but it was 8 years ago
>>12001595Thank you so much for pointing that out. Gave me a hearty laugh.
>>12002946It was cream, not milk.
>>11998983>filenamegood job, anon
>>12003751I hate the faggots that make this. Always coming up with some retarded over the top recipe. God that looks foul.
>>12003766It's just a fresh take on the classic cheese steak that people love
How do I make webms smaller? It's saying all of mine are too large even though I downloaded them all from here.35 year old boomer here.
>>12003772download Webm For Bakas and use that to change the dimensions, making them smaller.Boards have different filesize limits, so if you got them elsewhere it might be that
>>11997276He had a third stroke?
>>12003799Second but he is going for a third by all accounts
>>11997276feel like I could whip this guy's ass at arm wrestling
>>12003804>proudly proclaiming that you can best a man who has had multiple strokes at a physical contestwow
>>12003848yes that's the joke
>>12000002mixing butter with oil increases the smoking/burning point of the butter. And for the non-stick, couldn't tell ya. Looks like they got a decent sear from it anyways.
>>11998983No webm thread can be complete without this one.
>>12001274who wouldnt want a car smelling like cookies?
>>12002946>Kvetching about mixing meat and dairy
>>11996787>max fill>goes above max>surprised when its spills over
>>12004122Saved that pic yesterday, I'll check for updates though.
>>11997853>why does my coffee taste like Salmon and Cauliflower AGAIN Bob?? You fucking dickhole why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?
>>11998983How does he get out of there without breaking FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES all of the eggs?
poor white man meal....
....vs rich white man meal
>>12004158Are you sure it's not Indian cuisine we're looking at?
>>12001274You didn't think this post through.
Jack scallfani herestop posting my videos they are copyrighted
>>12002289>>12001513You're an idiot and don't know how to cook.
>>12004446file a DMCA report with hiro, he may or may not know what the fuck you are going on about
>>12004453>finds a recipe for a foreign staple>doesn't find a picture of it>"wow! I did it! look at that it's perfect omgawwwed"I know a lot of people suspect CWC of being a fake but I think Ja/ck/ probably does this on purpose to try and get views engagement and shares.
>>12001735I know what you mean, the smell of Pilsner Urquell reminds me of soba noodles.
>>12004470This one got so much backlash he made a second video making them properly. He knows what he's doing
>>12004480yeah I mean he isn't faking being fat or mediocre to poor at cooking but he knows the youtube game well enough to run gimmicks
>>11999643Anon, you'd be lucky to have a woman like that. Quit having stupid standards and get laid already. also, tattoos are sexy
>>12004451More likely he's just buying the McCormick powdered turmeric in which case he's right. Fresh turmeric is a game changer in terms of flavor and even a xenophobic knuckledragger like him should be able to detect that. I grow my own in zone 7.
>>12004497>zone 7Fuck off Surreyfag
>>12004470I do not agree with your opinion, I think Jack is a very talented person who puts a lot of effort in his videos and always tries to give something back to the community. All this negativity is simply jealousy or childish man children who don't want to grow up and prefer to harass successful people online due to there own shortcomings
>>12004501blessed are the bait makers as they shall be called sons of ja/ck/
this board have the same tranny janny as /vr/?
>>12004391That is objectively the best way to cook a good steak.>>12004497Even powdered tumeric can be delicious. Ever add a bit to your rice before cooking it? Throw in some chopped cilantro, butter, and lemon zest and you'll have an amazing yet simple rice side.
>>12004519shit's getting deleted in here
>>12004523One thing got deleted and it looks like it was a guy doing something gross with a pig carcass so I'm glad
>>12004538archive nigger, and he was butchering the pig, where you think your chops come from?
>>12004388REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STEAK IS ALREADY EASY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>11996787average walmart shopper right there
>>12004517yes, I had a >niceresponse to jack's 91 year age get deleted because ???? honk pill reaction frog is offensivejust lol at their pathetic life and move on>>12004521tuRmeric is shit, it's added to all sorts of stuff for its color and you either don't taste it cause it's so weak or it's powder brick of the stuff thrown included in all that eastern jungle cuisine and they have to compensate.It's the equivalent to americans putting everything in jello.
>>12000883>lard>fatty pork>spring onionsWhat part of this isn't supposed to be delicious?
>>12004604I've had that turmeric cauliflower salad and it is nasty, but that doesn't mean those ingredients can't be put to good use
>>11997865One time I was in the shared kitchen in my dormitory and there was this Chinese student in there making himself a "sandwich". His English was some of the worst I've ever heard considering the situation. I have no idea how people like that are able to get their degree. He had bought that square ham with the rounded corners, American cheese slices, and white bread. He had a tower about five slices of bread high. Bread, cheese and ham, bread, cheese and ham, bread, cheese and ham, and so on. He asked me how to turn on the oven -- which was more like grunts and pointing than an actual question -- so he could bake it. I set it to 350F so he wouldn't burn the place down (too quickly, anyways), and I watched him directly place it on the rack. I left before I got to watch him eat it. One of the strangest things I've ever seen.
>>11997882Tammy sure is one lucky woman
>>12004604>you either don't taste it cause it's so weakTumeric is strong and very easily overpowers a dish. You haven't used it. Your opinion is shit and you probably don't cook.
>>11999696>pan frying skirt steak>cutting skirt steak with the grainWHY
>>12004613Chinaman lost in english speaking countriesas if he was just airdropped in with a vague plan to "fit in"is some of the funniest real-life shit I've ever seen too
>>12004613My calculus instructor at uni fit that description. His lectures were worthless because they were incomprehensible but I still got an A because I just studied the book.
>>12001861isn't yeast alive?checkmatevegans
>>12003769there is neither enough oil nor enough heat in that wok. shame
>>12004831You can't really cook with Woks without gas stoves. Not sure why people don't get that.
>>12004840They see videos like this and assume that chinese restaurants are doing the same thing in the back. Little do they know that Chang has a massive set of propane burners lit up constantly to 10, and reuses the same gallon of oil for the whole day
>>12004629Turmeric sucks. Difference between me and you is that I've applied some critical thinking and started pulling turmeric from my dishes for the better. You've never tried.
>>12004896No. The difference between you and I is that I can actually cook.
>>12004410India doesn't use toilets dumb ass
>>11999696>>11999700cast iron only for cow or gtfoalso, is capers and dijon a regioanl thing, if so for where? I like a bit of mustard powder in a bbq rub for meat, or in a pot roast. but actual liquid mustard? Too vinegary for my palette. Plus capers, ick. I think I only like them in a chicken piccata.
>>11999931Imagine if she ate that the same way Jack eats anything. Fucking diamonds.
>>11999635these basic bitch instagram type meals, mostly for visual aestheitcs than tastes, Foodporn tier type healthy foods. Also, "avocado spread"?? its guacamole
>>12002931of course. just aim for low vaginal equity entirely so it'll cost you slightly less. Ugly, obese, etc.
>>12000028man I feel like these sorts of vendors that make traditional simple snacks are the ideal fast food methods. Not an industrialized corporate franchise, that does everything terribly for sake of profit. I like food trucks for the same reason. Just a little snack not a full meal, of something simple, quick, tasty, and better quality ingredients. No surprise these street vendors and this type of fast food eating is so common in areas where there are less obese people.
>>12000393I've had a raw vegan version of this that had marinated riced cauliflower, and so many fresh delicious julienned veggies. With a fruity tropical type dipping sauce. It was pretty good, and I love meat.
>>12000649He's is circlejerk prime material
>>12001000is it due to autism?
>>12001521man I'm stoned but was it's head moving a bit in the first few seconds???
>>12003769>Sriracha>Not hot oil
>>12004388>Half a bottle of soy sauce
>>12004416>No yogurt or coconut milkMeh.
>>12005382Half a cup dingus
>>12004604>It's the equivalent to americans putting everything in jello.We haven't done that since the 50s, and aspic is actually popular in Europe.
>>12004613>>12004649>>12004697Sounds like Nevil from the Random [insert game here] Bullshittery series.>He even types in broken English
>>12000002>pan type, non-stick. why thoGotta piss with the cock ya got.
>>12004840I've got a cast iron one you can get hot enough on a western stove. You have to work fast in it, and can't back it down and race it up, but if you get some practice it's amazing.
>>12005331I want to kill you
>>12005770This is how I wanna die, head first though.
I unironically miss jack
>>12004446Post a selfie and have a time stamp.
>>12002931>jack only got married because he settledau contraire
>>12002175i second this, we need more jack shit, he is our insolent retard
>>12005770I work in an office and it always makes me smile to see stuff like this and think that it was someone's job to come up with this, to design it and to build it. Imagine the professional satisfaction of seeing this and knowing that it is because of you
>>11997847>use a garment steamer>instead of... just... regular steam???
>>11997869this is worse than mayo and mustard bologna cake
>>12003405Holy shit. Never payed attention to the number in his username. >>12003417Thanks anon, I am gonna make some popcorn and watch this shit.
>>12000393She's really cute, imagine her farts
>>11997424There really is something elemental about this one
>>12003769That looks good as hell, but way too many different ingredients for what is basically fried rice
>>12006372It's called the hurgin you fuck
>>12005331Markets are eating the world bro read ribbonfarms post
>>12001861So how is this not worse for the environment than using the real thing?All that electricity and the fuel used by the cars, trucks and planes delivering the spices and ingredients...Meanwhile, some farmer uses his grown wheat to feed a chicken which pops out an egg in its life.
>>12002373>>11996787Have you sent your prayers to Jack?
>>12006870How is Jack gonna pray with only one hand?
>>12005301mashed up avocado is not guacamole
>>11999696what the fuck I usually do my porkchops like this
>>12006870Chef Ja/ck/.. easy on the prayers.
>>11999635Aug I can see you're an Aries then
>>11999700>drying the steaks then flippinig them right back onto the wet spotretard
>>11999931>those deliberate "i'm eating" mannerismsshit actress 0/10 would not bang
>>11997840That is a fucking pizza you just rolled aroundthat doesn't make it into a burrito
>>12006514I know that feel
>>12004174why would a cooking board need spoilers you fucking idiot
>>12006870Is Ja/ck/ really a christfag?
>>12008298Hardcore Evangelical yeah
>>11997837>thinking this should be taken seriouslywew lad
>>12004613Chinese students are routinely dumbfucks who have no place in higher education, especially in the US. Colleges cater to them because they (read: their parents) pay really high tuition. I've seen Chinese students openly cheating on tests and professors don't give a shit. It's fucking appalling.
>>11997878This one upsets me. Like, just move it around slowly. It only becomes hard and difficult to mix when you use too much force.
>>12008479His primitive brain cannot comprehend non-Newtonian fluid dynamics
>>11997853You know the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming
>>11996787>thread starts with JackFucking based
>>11997840God I fucking hate white women.
>>11999614>trying to hide the ringI know its you jacky boy.
>>12002312They are trying to recruit people who are on the fence.
>>12005770post the crab machine
>>11997847you gotta be an asshole to do any of these
>>12008474there's a whole group in my physics class that all sit together in a clump and talk amongst themselves in chinese during tests while passing their tests around themselves, it's weird as fuck but the professor and TA just pretend it isn't happening.
>>12008298he converted so his current wife would marry him. you could say he has the zeal of the converted but my personal theory is that he's a latent homosexual who suppresses his subconscious desire for dick through a proportionate enthusiasm for jesus and for eating. that he's a christian is as much proof of his heterosexuality to himself as is his marriage to tammy. I'm not fully convinced of this, but it seems weird that somebody would be converted in the 2000's for the soul purpose ( ;P) of getting that tammy puss.
>>12009846Guy I knew from high school converted to jehovas witnesses to marry his girlfriend. She was really weird and borderline crazy but hey to each his own.
>>12008777his square jaw disturbs me
>>12010252i meant chin