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Only the most delicious and mouth watering webms allowed in this thread

>> No.11996795

>surly king of the egg fort webm not posted yet

>> No.11996813

That's what is stroked out cock looks like a few pumps after feeling Tammy with his seed. I wish I could gobble that shit up

>> No.11996830

this one pisses me off so much, watching the batter go everywhere. ugh

>> No.11996931

based ja/ck/

>> No.11996938

No eggs or egg forts edition

>> No.11997004

haha cold oil wtf jack

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>> No.11997024

God I want to have sex with this man.

Something about Turkish brownish white guys with a big jaw and smaller frame makes me want sex. He looks so happy and enjoying his life. I would versatilously have various sex with him and he would be on top then me and we could cuddle and smile all night until breakfast time came

>> No.11997031

How do you not get tired of reposting this every single day? It's been like a decade since I've been to /b/, but has it really gotten that much worse that you have to spam this garbage here instead?

>> No.11997034 [DELETED] 

Do Americans really ask this?

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i see what you did there

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>> No.11997424

>filled above max fill
>batter won't even stick
>it obviously is going to go all over the place
>goes all over the place
>right into the cold oil

it gets me every damn time

>> No.11997429 [DELETED] 

Do Americans really do this?

>> No.11997444

Imagine the taste of Garrett Scalfanis cum as you rawdog Tammy's anus while Jack watches from behind a secret curtain in the living room.. all while Jack Jr. practices his latest rap in his bedroom (no girls allowed with closed doors)

>> No.11997449

jack is fat as fuck my dude

>> No.11997457
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>jack jr is engaged
but in all seriousness should we just kill our selves

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>> No.11997479 [DELETED] 

Do Americans really ask how he gets out without breaking all the eggs

>> No.11997480

ow does he get out without breaking all the eggs

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>> No.11997544

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


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>> No.11997849

The fuck is wrong with you

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>> No.11997891

Last two digits of my post will be the age Jack dies from another stroke

>> No.11997897

He'll never be free

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a lifetime

>> No.11997947

im friends with him on facebook, ama

>> No.11997966

I never go past this webm because the way he extends his fat neck toward the food as opposed to just moving his hand to his mouth like a normal person is a funny reminder that he's so inept he can't even use his own body properly.

>> No.11998009

looks fucking nasty

>> No.11998039

does the egg thing work i love eggs

>> No.11998060

yes it works
they're kinda unpleasant though, don't know why. you can also hardboil more eggs in less time through normal methods, and save them for later.

>> No.11998072

how are you supposed to make corndog?

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>> No.11998091

This is probably the only webm of him not sticking his tongue out while eating tho.

>> No.11998095

Jack is truly a modern Archimedes

>> No.11998132

Obligatory post calling this guy a dumb fuck.

Dumb fuck.

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>> No.11998254

So he can move it a bit again now?

>> No.11998267

Yeah. Hopefully, he’s gonna have another stroke soon which will paralyze it completely.

>> No.11998386

i cant watch his shit and laugh anymore after the stroke. it's too sad. it was more fun when he was a bumbling idiot.

>> No.11998397

can i get a ja/ck/ here please
because two ja/cls/ are better then own

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>it was more fun when he was a bumbling idiot
He still is tho. Sadly the comments are disabled so I can’t read all the funny shit.

>> No.11998425

Well from what I've seen and how he thinks keto works I wouldn't be surprise.
>it's okay to eat an entire jar of mayonnaise it's keto

>> No.11998478

OK now I know they're trolling

>> No.11998540

>Max Fill
I'm sure Mr.Fill won't mind if I use his cup.

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too many people saying he was responsible for his cardiovascular issues, I don't blame the guy for shutting out the negativity

>> No.11998600

Wait a minute

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>> No.11999086

What a disgusting webm

>> No.11999177

One scoop was enough. Holy fuck

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>> No.11999393

im happy that you've found your place in this world

>> No.11999473

God imagine being this fat

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if this guy fucks the same way he decides an egg needs to cracked, I feel sorry for his wife

>> No.11999582

>*heart stops*

>> No.11999587

Sounds like you are convinced he wasn’t responsible for it.

>pork rinds - healthy keto friendly snack

>> No.11999604

That is a more advanced technique after all

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>> No.11999618

>tfw you will never build elaborate BDSM torture chambers for your wife

>> No.11999623

Subscribe to candito training at candito training HQ.

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>> No.11999635

who the fuck puts this much energy into avocado toast? you literally mash it with some salt and pepper, maybe some hot sauce, spread it on the bread, and eat.

>> No.11999643

That's honestly more of a dealbreaker than the penis.

>> No.11999647

That one has no penis though

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>> No.11999654

It's true

>> No.11999679

>he doesn't know ariel rebel

>> No.11999696
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poor nigga meal....

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...vs rich nigga meal

>> No.11999711

Saved and going to try, love skirt/flank steak and that looks tasty.

Also have a slight obsession with capers.
>Salt packed from pantellaria, nearly nut every time I use em

>> No.11999725

>trying a recipe from a video with bl*ck hands
Cringe and yikes

>> No.11999736

>Salt packed from pantellaria
>nearly nut every time I use em

Wow, did not expect to see an actual quality opinion about food on /ck/

>> No.11999770

Once you let go of adolescent shit, you'll be a happier person with a wider variety of recipes.

Found capers a few years back and they were good, but then I heard about these. Costs about $40 plus shipping from Amazon for I want to say a pound.

Can never go back to brined, they're just on another level or I have a mildly sensual attraction to them. Or both.

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>> No.11999807

capers are over rated

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I'm >>11999643 and I must admit I thought it was the same "girl" as >>11999778
I remember Ariel Rebel, though. She must be in her mid thirties by now.
I'd still rather do a trap with no ink, by the way.

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>> No.11999910

Well that chick isn't Ariel Rebel either, some younger streamer/camgirl type. I forget her name, I'll post it if I remember later.

>> No.11999929

>Not taking advantage of subhumans' pathological pleasure seeking to reap the fruits of their labor occasionally, and perpetuating it while they die of heart attacks in their fifties from doing it daily. It's like you're not even racist.

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>> No.11999938

I understand that he does not want to read a bunch of kiwifags and 4channers shitting on him as he recovers. how this leads you to presume that I don't think a 400 pound 5'2" man is responsible for his impending death is curious.

>> No.12000002

add butter early to get it nice and burnt.
pan nice and hot (medium)
pan type, non-stick. why tho

>> No.12000009

>takes no preperation
>except boiling eggs dicing 3 to 4 veggies and cooking the sauce for over 20 minutes
>wouldnt you rather make this than scrambled eggs lol?
What a fucking moron

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>> No.12000649

You ever notice how when you start a thread with Jack webms you get noticeably less webms posted overall?
Pretty interesting...

>> No.12000654

>its just a vegetable roll
w0w so innovative and informative!

>> No.12000678


>> No.12000720

shit cosplay, cute slut.

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>> No.12000837

Wash hands

>> No.12000883

>spring onion pancake
>the secret is just covering it with lard and pork fat

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reminder to everyone that someone wanted to marry jack and he had kids. You know how to cook, arent retarded, not fat, and never had a stroke, but you'll never have a wife and children.

>> No.12000976

Daily reminder that TWO women wanted to marry him and have his kids while no one ever wants to sit next to you on a packed bus/train during rush hour

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Id have to hang an iphone around my neck to get women to even pay attention to me. I seriously dont think I could get a girl to text me back within the next 3 months even if my life depended on it.
Ill bet jacks wives are normal looking too.

>> No.12001185

>Wash melanin off

>> No.12001252


yum. boiled salmon

>> No.12001274

>How to get your coffee to taste like salmon, your clothes to smell like steak, and your car to smell like cookies

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>Not even heating up the hotdogs

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>> No.12001412

the skirt steak take looks better than the ribeye

>> No.12001513
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It's the turmeric.
Turmeric is a total meme. It's quite bitter and yet has a mild aroma at best- the purpose it really serves is to add that yellow color.
That color does a great job on making those eggs look good, but that yellow coloring turns into an awful sickly color when mixed with everything else (as with essentially every 'dish' that uses turmeric), especially when it gets mixed with those greens and the red onions (another meme their culture is stuck on) and diluted with the coconut milk. If they dropped the turmeric, it would have a clean brown color instead, and it could skip the sugar (less need for sweet to fight the bitterness of the turmeric) and use the pungent, less-sweet, white onion (and in lesser amount) over the red onion. (saving our color, too)

Despite that I guarantee that tastes killer, especially for the prep time. That was l o t s of coconut milk he added, rich, but full of heat from the ginger and chili, and all those wonderful flavors easily seep through the hard boiled egg white.

I was going to make several variations of this through the next couple of days, but I don't have enough coconut milk.

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>> No.12001570

why couldn't the steak one work?

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kek at how much he warped his siding by having his grill/smokers too close

>> No.12001624

poor man, i cant hate him for being a fucking mongoloid

>> No.12001735

I had a gross beer nit long ago that had an aftertaste that reminded me of ramen

I'd try this.

>> No.12001752

it ain't easy being juicy

>> No.12001793

>tfw no asian mommy to teach me how to cook

>> No.12001807

kek what the fuck.

>> No.12001826

it's funny how poorly thought out this was

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>> No.12001892

god I hate women

>> No.12001933

How the fuck does that 805 get poured straight into the glass and there's no head, that's fucking bullshit.

>> No.12001938

>milk chocolate

This implies that there are also dark and white chocolate buckets

>> No.12001952

I seriously hate how fucking retarded he is but I never commented on his video and 50% of the comments were actually only negative criticism of how he fucked up and how something should be done for better results. People tried to help him improve his skills or expand his knowledge yet he was the ignorant moron. Look at the screenshot of his comment I posted few posts back.>>11998401
It’s from video about his keto (((healthy))) snacks and some guy tried to explain what’s an actual healthier snack and that was his response.

>> No.12001963

>wtf this is terrible cooking advice
I feel extra retarded

>> No.12001966

>spending 30+ minutes to make like 200 kcal worth of food
No wonder vegans are all malnourished skeletons.

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Just realized it's not actually beer

>> No.12001989

I'm actually more disgusted by this than most of the beheading videos.

>> No.12001992

So what is the "foam" made of, because the quote marks make me nervous

>> No.12001995

is this from a porno

>> No.12001997

No, the pornstar in the webm actually delivers pizza as a side job

>> No.12001998

Are you stupid or something? Foam is made of foam.

>> No.12001999

But what is foam made of

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>> No.12002001

in a video from jack like 7 years ago when he first tried to (common fatboy tactic) publicly commit to weight loss he comes out and says that he's a fatty because he likes to eat and doesn't exercise. in the past year or so when people implied he was fat as shit because he ate poorly and didn't exercise he'd both delete comments and get pissy about how we're making assumptions and don't know how he lives. once he claimed his doctor said he was doing perfectly, I think... odd lies, but when you have literal brain damage behaviors can change.
I don't have actuarial tables in front of me but from cursory investigation I think Jack's got like a 15% chance to see his 60's. It's sad to a point, but Jack's not as dumb as he comes off as, he knows he's waddling to the grave

>> No.12002002

Probably a frothed egg white

>> No.12002004

not porno. fake news. there's no dick through the pizza when she opens it.

>> No.12002006

Looks incredibly dry. Lower temperature for longer.

>> No.12002012

i was that sandwich was my penis

>> No.12002045

All three will actually work. They just won't be very good.

>> No.12002050
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Do you remember the video when he said he’s gonna try the weight loss thing?
I remember the times when he released a video, shitloads of negative comments appeared and in a few hours they were gone. Only the good comments of burned out fat wifes/single mothers stayed there. Good times.
Serious question. How old is Ja/ck/?

>> No.12002054

Girls have started acting cute again, get with the program.

>> No.12002064

While I would not cook this way, I can tell that this sort of cooking is -exactly- the way the person cooking it likes it. This is someone's long refined personal cooking tastes and I can respect that.

>> No.12002075

that's nasty and cold.

>> No.12002083

best tasting thing in this thread

>> No.12002092

Not that old, 40-ish.

>> No.12002100

No chance he is in his 40s because Garrett, his oldest son, is 32.

>> No.12002101

Holy shit, I thought he’s like 50 or something. His voice reminds me my grandfather.
How many strokes can human possibly survive? I mean, can he reach 80 with like 10 strokes?

>> No.12002109

His FB page says he left high school in 1985.

>> No.12002119

He is around 50 and it's very very unlikely he'll get to 80. Unless he radically changes his lifestyle and diet I doubt he'll reach 70. Even that will probably be painful and dire for the last 5 years.

>> No.12002134

Definitely in his fifties.
And you can live a long time even with several strokes, but it's very unlikely. The strokes themselves can vary in severity of course, but a man who has had two strokes before, let's say, age 55 obviously has some underlying causes that will cause more health issues and almost certainly an early death.
Just looking at Jack you can guess he probably has high blood pressure and probably some clogged arteries. Those can both cause strokes and heart problems. The heart problems can also cause strokes.
And so on.

>> No.12002175

But what we are going to do when he die? I want him to stay with us for next 20 years even if that means he’s gonna be paralyzed and sitting in a wheelchair. I just can’t get enough of his arrogant shit.

>> No.12002181

respect ur veges faggot

>> No.12002184

i wanna kick that hat off her head

>> No.12002190

That's not Ariel Rebel you mongoloids

>> No.12002210

Someone else already said that, you stupid faggot.

>> No.12002248

is he wrong though?

>> No.12002256

>lard and pork fat
Those two go so nicely together

>> No.12002261

>the purpose it really serves is to add that yellow color.
Dumbest thing I've heard since Fee said paprika is only for colour.
Turmeric has a delicious earthy flavour that goes amazingly with eggs and rice both.

>> No.12002267

I don't understand the point of the pizza one. You literally now have a pan to clean after you cook it wheras most oven pizzas go just straight on the rack.
Is it supposed to taste better that way or something?

>> No.12002289

Turmeric is a lowly bitter spice with minimal aroma. It's inferior and the appeal is mostly psychological, connected to its color. It should be pulled from most of these recipes.

>> No.12002310

God jack makes me laugh so hard, why does he move his face into the food instead of moving food to his mouth, lol
Also why do the mods delete the egg fort? I really think they hate themselves or something imagine being ass blasted about egg fort webm

>> No.12002312

why do vegans refuse to eat animal products but want their food to look like animal products

>> No.12002334

Hmm i might make this for my sisters family, they are vegatarians, be a nice gesture next time i go over there.

>> No.12002366

What video does jack talk about his stroke, i never saw it and i looked last night but couldn't find anything. Or how long ago and i can narrow it down, poor guy is suicidal with food.

>> No.12002373

Heres a recent one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGuhhGBGdY

He has an older one from the stroke he had years ago as well

>> No.12002382

Do you think I actually read the whole thread before shitposting, you special Olympian?

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>all that work to recreate a single ingredient

>> No.12002410

Even as a vegetarian, this looks absurd

>> No.12002931

Face it, anyone can get a wife. You just have to settle for less than a 8 unless you are making 100,000 monthly in which case you can upgrade to anything.

>> No.12002946

Capers ruined the poor meal
Capers and milk ruined the rich meal
Sorry, I don't want milk on my steak you fucking savages.

>> No.12002948

>Requires several exotic ingredients necessitating global supply chain
>To create an unsatisfactory fake of something that's considered a perfectly fine vegetarian food that can be had by keeping a few birds in your backyard

>> No.12003207

Do you reall think any of those things sound bad?

>> No.12003405

Jakatack69 is either 49 or 50 presently.

>> No.12003417

>Do you remember the video when he said he’s gonna try the weight loss thing?
HEALTHY EATING TIPS... 2010 back in his salad days

>> No.12003425

He even said he was going to tweet his weight every day, lmfao

>> No.12003435

I'm pretty sure that did not happen

>> No.12003443

He might have tweeted it a few times but it was 8 years ago

>> No.12003572

Thank you so much for pointing that out. Gave me a hearty laugh.

>> No.12003751
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It was cream, not milk.

>> No.12003762

good job, anon

>> No.12003766

I hate the faggots that make this. Always coming up with some retarded over the top recipe. God that looks foul.

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It's just a fresh take on the classic cheese steak that people love

>> No.12003772

How do I make webms smaller? It's saying all of mine are too large even though I downloaded them all from here.

35 year old boomer here.

>> No.12003777

download Webm For Bakas and use that to change the dimensions, making them smaller.

Boards have different filesize limits, so if you got them elsewhere it might be that

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>> No.12003799

He had a third stroke?

>> No.12003803

Second but he is going for a third by all accounts

>> No.12003804

feel like I could whip this guy's ass at arm wrestling

>> No.12003848

>proudly proclaiming that you can best a man who has had multiple strokes at a physical contest


>> No.12003854

yes that's the joke

>> No.12003968

mixing butter with oil increases the smoking/burning point of the butter.
And for the non-stick, couldn't tell ya. Looks like they got a decent sear from it anyways.

>> No.12004007

No webm thread can be complete without this one.

>> No.12004032

who wouldnt want a car smelling like cookies?

>> No.12004111

>Kvetching about mixing meat and dairy

>> No.12004120
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>max fill
>goes above max
>surprised when its spills over

>> No.12004122

Wrong thread


>> No.12004126

Saved that pic yesterday, I'll check for updates though.

>> No.12004149

>why does my coffee taste like Salmon and Cauliflower AGAIN Bob?? You fucking dickhole why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?

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>> No.12004174

How does he get out of there without breaking FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES all of the eggs?

>> No.12004388
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poor white man meal....

>> No.12004391
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....vs rich white man meal

>> No.12004410

Are you sure it's not Indian cuisine we're looking at?

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>> No.12004439

You didn't think this post through.

>> No.12004446

Jack scallfani here
stop posting my videos
they are copyrighted

>> No.12004451

You're an idiot and don't know how to cook.

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file a DMCA report with hiro, he may or may not know what the fuck you are going on about

>> No.12004470

>finds a recipe for a foreign staple
>doesn't find a picture of it
>"wow! I did it! look at that it's perfect omgawwwed"
I know a lot of people suspect CWC of being a fake but I think Ja/ck/ probably does this on purpose to try and get views engagement and shares.

>> No.12004471

I know what you mean, the smell of Pilsner Urquell reminds me of soba noodles.

>> No.12004480

This one got so much backlash he made a second video making them properly. He knows what he's doing

>> No.12004484

yeah I mean he isn't faking being fat or mediocre to poor at cooking but he knows the youtube game well enough to run gimmicks

>> No.12004488

Anon, you'd be lucky to have a woman like that. Quit having stupid standards and get laid already.

also, tattoos are sexy

>> No.12004497

More likely he's just buying the McCormick powdered turmeric in which case he's right. Fresh turmeric is a game changer in terms of flavor and even a xenophobic knuckledragger like him should be able to detect that. I grow my own in zone 7.

>> No.12004499

>zone 7

Fuck off Surreyfag

>> No.12004501

I do not agree with your opinion, I think Jack is a very talented person who puts a lot of effort in his videos and always tries to give something back to the community. All this negativity is simply jealousy or childish man children who don't want to grow up and prefer to harass successful people online due to there own shortcomings

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blessed are the bait makers as they shall be called sons of ja/ck/

>> No.12004517

this board have the same tranny janny as /vr/?

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>> No.12004521

That is objectively the best way to cook a good steak.

Even powdered tumeric can be delicious. Ever add a bit to your rice before cooking it? Throw in some chopped cilantro, butter, and lemon zest and you'll have an amazing yet simple rice side.

>> No.12004523

shit's getting deleted in here

>> No.12004538

One thing got deleted and it looks like it was a guy doing something gross with a pig carcass so I'm glad

>> No.12004554

archive nigger, and he was butchering the pig, where you think your chops come from?

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>> No.12004567

average walmart shopper right there

>> No.12004604
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yes, I had a
response to jack's 91 year age get deleted because ???? honk pill reaction frog is offensive
just lol at their pathetic life and move on

tuRmeric is shit, it's added to all sorts of stuff for its color and you either don't taste it cause it's so weak or it's powder brick of the stuff thrown included in all that eastern jungle cuisine and they have to compensate.
It's the equivalent to americans putting everything in jello.

>> No.12004607

>fatty pork
>spring onions

What part of this isn't supposed to be delicious?

>> No.12004611

I've had that turmeric cauliflower salad and it is nasty, but that doesn't mean those ingredients can't be put to good use

>> No.12004613

One time I was in the shared kitchen in my dormitory and there was this Chinese student in there making himself a "sandwich". His English was some of the worst I've ever heard considering the situation. I have no idea how people like that are able to get their degree. He had bought that square ham with the rounded corners, American cheese slices, and white bread. He had a tower about five slices of bread high. Bread, cheese and ham, bread, cheese and ham, bread, cheese and ham, and so on. He asked me how to turn on the oven -- which was more like grunts and pointing than an actual question -- so he could bake it. I set it to 350F so he wouldn't burn the place down (too quickly, anyways), and I watched him directly place it on the rack. I left before I got to watch him eat it. One of the strangest things I've ever seen.

>> No.12004618

Tammy sure is one lucky woman

>> No.12004629

>you either don't taste it cause it's so weak
Tumeric is strong and very easily overpowers a dish. You haven't used it. Your opinion is shit and you probably don't cook.

>> No.12004647

>pan frying skirt steak
>cutting skirt steak with the grain

>> No.12004649

Chinaman lost in english speaking countries
as if he was just airdropped in with a vague plan to "fit in"
is some of the funniest real-life shit I've ever seen too

>> No.12004697

My calculus instructor at uni fit that description. His lectures were worthless because they were incomprehensible but I still got an A because I just studied the book.

>> No.12004821

isn't yeast alive?checkmatevegans

>> No.12004831

there is neither enough oil nor enough heat in that wok. shame

>> No.12004840

You can't really cook with Woks without gas stoves. Not sure why people don't get that.

>> No.12004864

They see videos like this and assume that chinese restaurants are doing the same thing in the back. Little do they know that Chang has a massive set of propane burners lit up constantly to 10, and reuses the same gallon of oil for the whole day

>> No.12004896

Turmeric sucks. Difference between me and you is that I've applied some critical thinking and started pulling turmeric from my dishes for the better. You've never tried.

>> No.12004918

No. The difference between you and I is that I can actually cook.

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>> No.12005063

India doesn't use toilets dumb ass

>> No.12005251

cast iron only for cow or gtfo
also, is capers and dijon a regioanl thing, if so for where? I like a bit of mustard powder in a bbq rub for meat, or in a pot roast. but actual liquid mustard? Too vinegary for my palette. Plus capers, ick. I think I only like them in a chicken piccata.

>> No.12005260

Imagine if she ate that the same way Jack eats anything. Fucking diamonds.

>> No.12005301

these basic bitch instagram type meals, mostly for visual aestheitcs than tastes, Foodporn tier type healthy foods. Also, "avocado spread"?? its guacamole

>> No.12005310

of course. just aim for low vaginal equity entirely so it'll cost you slightly less. Ugly, obese, etc.

>> No.12005331

man I feel like these sorts of vendors that make traditional simple snacks are the ideal fast food methods. Not an industrialized corporate franchise, that does everything terribly for sake of profit. I like food trucks for the same reason. Just a little snack not a full meal, of something simple, quick, tasty, and better quality ingredients. No surprise these street vendors and this type of fast food eating is so common in areas where there are less obese people.

>> No.12005350

I've had a raw vegan version of this that had marinated riced cauliflower, and so many fresh delicious julienned veggies. With a fruity tropical type dipping sauce. It was pretty good, and I love meat.

>> No.12005356

He's is circlejerk prime material

>> No.12005363

is it due to autism?

>> No.12005371

man I'm stoned but was it's head moving a bit in the first few seconds???

>> No.12005373

>Not hot oil

>> No.12005382

>Half a bottle of soy sauce

>> No.12005392

>No yogurt or coconut milk

>> No.12005402

Half a cup dingus

>> No.12005403

>It's the equivalent to americans putting everything in jello.
We haven't done that since the 50s, and aspic is actually popular in Europe.

>> No.12005437

Sounds like Nevil from the Random [insert game here] Bullshittery series.
>He even types in broken English

>> No.12005438

>pan type, non-stick. why tho
Gotta piss with the cock ya got.

>> No.12005445

I've got a cast iron one you can get hot enough on a western stove. You have to work fast in it, and can't back it down and race it up, but if you get some practice it's amazing.

>> No.12005567

I want to kill you

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>> No.12005774

This is how I wanna die, head first though.

>> No.12005775

I unironically miss jack

>> No.12005831

Post a selfie and have a time stamp.

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>jack only got married because he settled
au contraire

>> No.12005904

i second this, we need more jack shit, he is our insolent retard

>> No.12006093

I work in an office and it always makes me smile to see stuff like this and think that it was someone's job to come up with this, to design it and to build it. Imagine the professional satisfaction of seeing this and knowing that it is because of you

>> No.12006365

>use a garment steamer
>instead of... just... regular steam

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this is worse than mayo and mustard bologna cake

>> No.12006385

Holy shit. Never payed attention to the number in his username.

Thanks anon, I am gonna make some popcorn and watch this shit.

>> No.12006514

She's really cute, imagine her farts

>> No.12006544

There really is something elemental about this one

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>> No.12006715

That looks good as hell, but way too many different ingredients for what is basically fried rice

>> No.12006737

It's called the hurgin you fuck

>> No.12006806

Markets are eating the world bro read ribbonfarms post

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>> No.12006845

So how is this not worse for the environment than using the real thing?
All that electricity and the fuel used by the cars, trucks and planes delivering the spices and ingredients...
Meanwhile, some farmer uses his grown wheat to feed a chicken which pops out an egg in its life.

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Have you sent your prayers to Jack?

>> No.12006872

How is Jack gonna pray with only one hand?

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>> No.12006981

mashed up avocado is not guacamole

>> No.12007039

what the fuck I usually do my porkchops like this

>> No.12007096

Chef Ja/ck/.. easy on the prayers.

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>> No.12007990

Aug I can see you're an Aries then

>> No.12007997

>drying the steaks then flippinig them right back onto the wet spot

>> No.12008003

>those deliberate "i'm eating" mannerisms
shit actress 0/10 would not bang

>> No.12008123

That is a fucking pizza you just rolled around
that doesn't make it into a burrito

>> No.12008204
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I know that feel

>> No.12008266

why would a cooking board need spoilers you fucking idiot

>> No.12008298

Is Ja/ck/ really a christfag?

>> No.12008303

Hardcore Evangelical yeah

>> No.12008452

>thinking this should be taken seriously

wew lad

>> No.12008474

Chinese students are routinely dumbfucks who have no place in higher education, especially in the US. Colleges cater to them because they (read: their parents) pay really high tuition. I've seen Chinese students openly cheating on tests and professors don't give a shit. It's fucking appalling.

>> No.12008479

This one upsets me. Like, just move it around slowly. It only becomes hard and difficult to mix when you use too much force.

>> No.12008508

His primitive brain cannot comprehend non-Newtonian fluid dynamics

>> No.12008730

You know the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming

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>thread starts with Jack
Fucking based

>> No.12008796

God I fucking hate white women.

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>> No.12008817

>trying to hide the ring

I know its you jacky boy.

>> No.12008827

They are trying to recruit people who are on the fence.

>> No.12008897

post the crab machine

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>> No.12009341

you gotta be an asshole to do any of these

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>> No.12009703

there's a whole group in my physics class that all sit together in a clump and talk amongst themselves in chinese during tests while passing their tests around themselves, it's weird as fuck but the professor and TA just pretend it isn't happening.

>> No.12009846

he converted so his current wife would marry him. you could say he has the zeal of the converted but my personal theory is that he's a latent homosexual who suppresses his subconscious desire for dick through a proportionate enthusiasm for jesus and for eating. that he's a christian is as much proof of his heterosexuality to himself as is his marriage to tammy.
I'm not fully convinced of this, but it seems weird that somebody would be converted in the 2000's for the soul purpose ( ;P) of getting that tammy puss.

>> No.12009887

Guy I knew from high school converted to jehovas witnesses to marry his girlfriend. She was really weird and borderline crazy but hey to each his own.

>> No.12010252

his square jaw disturbs me

>> No.12010256

i meant chin

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