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Angry goat shows up at your door, what do you feed it?

>> No.11993764

>>11993658
Butter.

>> No.11993768

Kale, what else?

>> No.11993786

A bullet.

>> No.11993882

>>11993658
better question, what does it feed me? goat milk for cheese? maybe one of it's legs for braising?

>> No.11993894

>>11993658
I'm only feeding it some feed corn ot oats, and only to fatten it up. It's going to be vindaloo in a day or 2.

>> No.11993923

>>11993658
Angry goat food

>> No.11993954

Whatever is in the trashbin. I've been around goats; they're not picky.
And he'll be a roast a few hours hence anyway.

>> No.11993955

>>11993658
I CAST FIST!

>> No.11994001

>>11993658
i had a goat farm i used to feed them bran, fodder, vegetables, and a bit of corn never feed goats only corn or too much corn because they dont digest it very well. i remember a goat managed to escape, and break in a corn container, we found the animal dead with super inflated tum
also goat meat has a very strong flavor

>> No.11994033

I would bathe the goat and then fuck it

>> No.11994104

something goat

>> No.11994127

My cock.

>> No.11994129

>>11993658
My soul

>> No.11994204

>>11993786
I like you

>> No.11995211
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11995211

Good answers

>> No.11995253
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11995253

>>11993658
some cigarette butts and a can of VB

>> No.11995257

>>11993882
This. I bet it would make a good kebab.

>> No.11995512

>>11993658
Flesh.

>> No.11995740

>>11993658
is that Black Phillip?

>> No.11996987

>>11993658
a bullet

>> No.11997002

>>11993658
It doesn't have to say why it's angry, but it does have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.11997017

>>11995740
Ram Jam "Black Betty"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>> No.11997053

>>11994127
Do American's really fuck animals like this?

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11997057

I would feed it dynamite and mayhem would ensue

>> No.11997061

Beer.

>> No.11997062

>>11997053
Only sometimes. Usually it's the animal that does top.

>> No.11997063

>>11993894
Goat vindaloo is what I came in here for

bless you anon

>> No.11997068

>>11997057
Dynamite is quite stable. I'm thinking the goat would probably just go into shock and die.

>> No.11998143

>>11997017
lol i remember when that was on FM radio

>> No.11998151

>>11994001
Its weird they cant digest a lot of things but they fucking EAT everything