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I've watched this video over 500 times because there is something not quite right about it, and I can't put my finger on why. There are about a dozen or so things in this video that are absolutely bizarre, and every time I watch it, I come away with new questions. Why does Gordon look like a PS2 character? Why is he cooking these burgers on a strange looking mountainside that looks like a nuclear test site? At several points in the video, objects move on their own across the table, and several new burgers appear in the grill almost miraculously. This video is strange as fuck and there's just something fishy about it.

>> No.11991868
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>> No.11991871

>>11991857
why are you reposting this and you didnt even include a link?

>> No.11991878

>>11991857
Ramsey doesn't know how to make the perfect burger. Isaw his video years ago and was not impressed.

Just look at it, it's half raw (a burger shouldn't be) and the thing is so big you need to break your jaw like nine tailed fox naruto to fit it in your mouth.

>> No.11991902

>>11991857
You're playing autist, but I'll entertain it.

He's a successful millionaire, thus he can afford some nice California mountain gated community.

He probably has a crew helping him set things up lighting/cuts.

The main thing that drove me crazy was that he didn't address the extra 3 burgers he's suddenly grilling. But I guess he's genuinely feeding the crew.

>> No.11992643

Weve had this thread a month ago. Amount of onions, patties and buns changing through the cuts.

>> No.11992650

>>11991902
>The main thing that drove me crazy was that he didn't address the extra 3 burgers he's suddenly grilling
It's a burger tutorial. Not burgers. You only get the process on the one.

>> No.11992652

>>11991857
Q predicted this

>> No.11992672

>>11991857
now that you mention it, it is kind of fucked

>> No.11992730

>>11991857
He seems like he's tired/coming down from a bender.

Also, what >>11991878 said

Gordon's burgers really aren't anything to write home about. I could probably defeat Gordon in a 1v1 burger-off.

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>>11992730
Remember to let the burger sit after basting it, give the juices time to settle.

>> No.11992855

He does a lot of weird, wrong shit desu. Mayonnaise and nothing else on a burger. White onions (grilled) on a burger instead of thinly sliced raw red onions. No ketchup whatsoever. Weird pale looking cheese. Idk man I think burgers are probably not this guy's forte though I respect the fuck out of his career

>> No.11992893

>>11992855
Onion preparation and sauces are purely a matter of taste so they're excusable, but he fucks up the patty by making it so fucking thick that the whole thing stands taller than Shaq. All else aside, that alone gives me no faith in his so-called "perfect burgah".

>Weird pale looking cheese
That's genuine cheddar.

>> No.11992902

What bothers me is that because he is super famous people genuinely think he is the jesus of the kitchen
Like he is the best chef ever
I mean, he is good but im pretty sure theres like a million grandmas better than him

>> No.11992903

Ramsay was coming down off a massive cocaine bender and the network needed to heavily edit and re-shoot much of the content.

>> No.11993018

>>11991857
What did he mean by this? Is this /ck/ino?

>> No.11993359

At 7:20 he breaks out into a cheerleader S A L T chant. Why?

>> No.11993399

>>11992893
Agree on the patty.

And call me scum if you like but I really think Kraft singles are the thing to go on a burger, health be damned I'm already eating a ton of carbs and bad fats in the burger.

He makes some weird argument about acidity with the onions though which is really just silly.

His patties are way too fucking big though you're definitely right, he's complained about huge inedible burgers on kitchen nightmares before so it seems quite hypocritical

>> No.11993428

>>11993399
>I really think Kraft singles are the thing to go on a burger
I agree with you on that one. I consider myself a huge cheese snob but singles really are the perfect texture for a cheeseburger. The problem with other cheeses is that they either melt poorly and thus have a substandard texture, or they have a nice soft texture but are too overpowering in flavor. Kraft singles are indeed perfect for a cheeseburger.

That said, I do think that blue cheeses are excellent in burgers too, but that's deviating a bit from the standard recipe.

>> No.11993433

>>11991857
patty too thick.
Shit burger

>> No.11993480

>>11993399
>And call me scum if you like but I really think Kraft singles are the thing to go on a burger
It shouldn't be so but I agree. Something about cheap plastic cheese just works perfectly on a burger, I've tried virtually every "real" cheese I can get my hands on and nothing compares to singles.

>> No.11993994

>>11993428
>>11993480
Glad you guys agree. Its the perfect mixture of melting ability, trashy taste and satisfying texture. Other cheeses can be really nice on a burger, but none scratch the itch in quite the same way.

>> No.11994174

Gordon Ramsey clearly didn't prep for the segment and had been advised to do it for whatever reasaon, maybe a contractual obligation to do so in exchange for funding for his Vegas restaurant.

Listen to the dialogue. He is just making it up on the spot with filler sentences and word. He has form for this. Watch Boiling Point and you see him basically doing shitty demos in order to fund his restaurant. I think he said something like "Easiest 10k I ever made" following a demo and then he ditched the demo as soon as he could and went back to cooking at thius restaurant as soon as possible.

>> No.11994280

Anyone have the list of all the bizarre edits done to this video? Like the number of patties on the grill changing whenever he lifts the lid?

>> No.11994427

>>11993994
All this means is you're conditioned to enjoy eating trash, dumbass.

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>> No.11994460

>>11994450
Zez.

>> No.11995885

>>11994450
why is he making his patties so fucking massive

>> No.11995897

>>11991857
It's called bad editing you mong

>> No.11995934

>>11991857
the burger is twice as thick as it ought to be, idk how you would go about eating it. It's a shame they didn't show Gordon having a crack at it

>> No.11995939

>>11991857
I wonder does real Gordon Ramsey even alive anymore or maybe did he ever?

>> No.11995951

>>11993480
kraft singles are cheese like meatloaf is meat

>> No.11995957

>>11995885
that makes it "gourmet"

>> No.11996031 [DELETED] 

>>11994450
>Haha, get a load of that chucklefuck in the last clip.

>> No.11996041

>>11994450
Lol @ Ramsay acting like a chucklefuck in the last clip.

>> No.11996050

>>11995939
He's a CGI CIA psyop.

>> No.11996061

>>11995951
That's a bit generous of a comparison

>> No.11996065

>>11994450

I mean not that the burgers he made aren't extremely tall and large, even to the point where he acknowledges "if you cant eat a whole one cut it in half", but the other burger's circumference is almost double the bun

>> No.11996108

>>11994450
ngl it would still be significantly easier to eat ramsay's burger, second one has zero proportional balance and looks unappetizing

>> No.11996557

>>11992902
Yeah nobody is the best at everything.

>> No.11997171

>>11992902

lol, no. there's no one that's 'clearly' better than him at cooking. and no grandmas that come close.

>> No.11997260

>>11996061
it's cheese with extra shit in it

>> No.11997280

>>11997171
I've sucked cocks that are better than his food, and I don't even like cock.

>> No.11997287

Thanks for making this exact thread the 500th time. Burn in hell, faggot

>> No.11997302

>>11994174
Clip please

>> No.11997403

>>11994460
Zozzal

>> No.11997415

>no link yet
HOLY SHIT NECK YOURSELVES (angryemoji)

Sent From My iPhone

>> No.11997809

>>11996065
Yeah that, and ones for a restaurant were you are eating in front of other people, and the restaurant is trying to make money.
His you eat with family or friends round the barbie

>> No.11997815

Its a weird video, count how many times he says on, on, on, on, on.
Dudes a weirdo, it looks like all the salt he uses goes on the pan, then he like rolls it around the pan, then put his buns on the pan. Imdont like thcik ass burgers either.

>> No.11997834

>>11997415
Posting retarded shit ironically doesn't make it any less retarded. You're just reinforcing the retarded shit you wish to ridicule.