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11981625 No.11981625[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

walk into diner
see this
what do

>> No.11981641

Take the last empty seat on the left, order the cheeseburger platter and a coke.

>> No.11981643
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>>11981625
would you fine gentlemen care for a slice of warm bread?

>> No.11981651

>>11981641
60 cents!

>> No.11981661

>>11981625
Ummmm.....where are the people of color?

This is NOT OKAY.

>> No.11981677

>>11981625
>No black
At least I'm in the right section

>> No.11981681

>>11981651
That's fine, I have a dollar. I can still get a slice of pumpkin pie.

>> No.11981684

>>11981625
Wonder what drugs I took that everything is in black and white and run out screaming

>> No.11981688

>>11981681
and a nice tip, too!
arent white people the best?

>> No.11981710

>>11981688
I'd leave a nickel. Still have two dimes burning a hole in my pocket

>> No.11981733
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I might see what their cold cereal selection is. Assuming it's morning.

>> No.11981738

>>11981625
Christ, you already have one /pol/tard thread going >>11980876, are you really that insecure?

>> No.11981745

>>11981738
Yes, obviously. He's probably losing a debate there so he made this thread

>> No.11981782

strike up a conversation with one of them, learn all about his life. befriend them all. buy them all coffee. imagine the stories, even from boring white guys. the immense sadness they all carry, and hid. what a treasure trove of humanity, even if they are all racist sexist pricks

>> No.11981811
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>YFW all these people are inevitably dead, and everything they fought and died for is handed over to some morbidly obese SJWs with pink and blue hair who will hate them for it

>> No.11981823
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>>11981811
EXCUSE ME?!

>> No.11981834

>>11981625
Why are they all over 60? Is this the old people restaurant?

>> No.11981835

>>11981738
How is it "poltard" to show a picture from 70 years ago?

>> No.11981836
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I'm sad that art-deco automats aren't a thing anymore

Seems cozy as fuck for an autist to go somewhere for hot food and coffee without ever needing to directly interact with a human.

>> No.11981844

>>11981823
>Tranny socialist
>Fighting on behalf of North Korea

The really funny part is that he's probably mad as hell that Trump was attempting to negotiate peace with them

>> No.11981852

>>11981738
>calls OP insecure while sperging off about """/pol/tard""" threads on /ck/
you sound like /pol/ when they talk about the joos

>> No.11981855

>>11981625
Say hello, smile, sit down, and order the usual

>> No.11981858

>>11981625
Probably get kicked out for being underdressed and the wrong race.

>> No.11981904

>>11981625
Chill out with my mom, we used to go to those places in stores in Manhatten, once or twice a year when she could afford it. It was pretty cool. All the big stores had big places like that on floors and it was kind of fun. Nobody does that anymore, and that's sad.

>> No.11981923

>>11981855
That would be a reuben with a side of split pea soup

>> No.11982021

>>11981844
So many screamed out cursemehamehas

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>>11981858

>> No.11982166

>>11981904
My local Macy's does it.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/lakeshore-grill-southland-mall-taylor
There's one in Manhattan too.

>> No.11982198

>>11981625
Thank every diety I can think of that I've been transported to a better time.
Then order a burger and a shake.

>> No.11982202

>>11981625
Wonder how time travel got invented.

>> No.11982206

>>11981625
I turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>11981836
that whole cubby food dispenser shit I've seen a lot in dutch snack shops

knowing that I am missing out on convenient and cheap rundvleeskroket genuinely makes me bummed to be american

>> No.11982398

enjoy a meal not hearing loud and rude afro americans

>> No.11982412

>>11981625
Apply for disability. I am colorblind as fuck.