/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11979836]

>be professional chef
>have not washed my hands in 5 years

[Anonymous No.11979845]

i also avoid letting the soap touch my hands while in the shower

[Anonymous No.11979891]

>>11979836
that IS a tasty burger

[Anonymous No.11979895]

>>11979845
I don't use soap in the shower

[Anonymous No.11979900]

>>11979836
This picture is supposed to be accompanied by an air force copypasta.

[Anonymous No.11979982]

i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches. got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters. sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me. the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

[Anonymous No.11980021]

>>11979836
Based 3rd world booger

[Anonymous No.11980503]

i appreciate well-seasoned hands preparing my food

[Anonymous No.11981277]

>>11979836
This picture reminds me of when I was 23 and just home from the air force...

[Anonymous No.11981307]

>>11979836
I don't work in the food industry, but honestly I never wash my hands. The feeling it leaves my hands is so terrible that it's worth it to fake wash (turn on the sink and let it run to produce noise, take out paper towels from the dispenser also for the noise, etc.).