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>"can i have some of your marinara sauce?"

>> No.11975933

I recognize this cat from reddit :^)

>> No.11975940

Why marinara sauce?
It's not particularity rich.

>> No.11975949

>>11975922
Reminder that redditors see cats like this and think "big heckin chonker living his chonk life look out!" when in reality letting ur cat get that fat is animal abuse and it's probably suffering

>> No.11975954

>>11975949
>whiteknighting a cat

>> No.11975970
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>>11975954
>whiteknighting Reddit bugmen

>> No.11975977

>>11975949
>knowing reddit lingo or how reddit fags think

>> No.11975985

>>11975977
First of all retard, knowledge is power. Ever heard of a little phrase that goes like... "Know Your Enemy?".. dumbass?

>> No.11976002

>>11975949
yeah it must be really depressing for a cat to be immobile like that. they were meant to roam around and hunt.
it seems like overfeeding your cat like that takes away the inherent freedom they're meant to have.

>> No.11976004

>>11975985
Go back

>> No.11976033

>>11976002
Cats eat on their own schedule though, they're not like dogs who will eat and keep eating even when they're full.

>> No.11976050

>>11976033
My cat literally yells at me in the morning to feed her. And I'm talking full on screams and wails.

This cat is like 17 years old, only recently has she started to have health problems and she's 5.8lbs (thyroid issue and we're on the mend!!)

It's just funny as fuck to me to get yelled at by a cat at breakfast and dinner time. We're talking headbutting into the food and me while scooping and running around the counter lol.

>> No.11976056

>>11975985
loool
kys

>> No.11976059

>>11976050
That's really cute, and annoying

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>>11976059
Peekaboo

>> No.11976189

>>11976050
Dude. I got our hellion an automatic pet feeder. I programmed it to feed at 0630 and 1830. Little shit knows how time works. Exactly 30 minutes before the robot chooches, she's yelling her little fuzzy head off at me.

What's funny is that if she's up in my office still yelling at me when the machine goes, she'll stop in mid-yell and race off downstairs.

Fuckin' cats, man. Funny as hell.

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>>11975954
Confirmed this influx of cat haters recently came from fucking Reddit. What a surprise, a bunch of vocal idiots screeching about something that was never a problem are Redditors, like always.

You realize this site has a history of "whiteknighting" animals, cats in particular?

>> No.11976228

>>11976169
Wow I hate it and wish it was dead.

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>>11976059
>>11976189
Other cat. Big as fuck

>> No.11976257

>>11976249
>>11976189

The pad is from work, I'm supplied them for the work I do. He loves them so it's legit there so he can lay on lol.

>> No.11976285

>>11976257
Ours just got back from having 5 teeth pulled (she's 14, we think) and she's high as a kite. Eyes like fucking dinner plates, man. I wonder what kind of bitch she's gonna pitch at 30 minutes before suppertime. Doesn't matter, because she's on wet food for 2 weeks. Sent the robot on vacation.

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>>11975922

>> No.11976298

>>11976257
my cats have been conditioned to lay on a towel i set up on the counter so they can lay there and not bother us when we cooked.
>>11976033
yeah but we're still the ones taking care of them and putting the food in front of them. it's 100% the owner's fault for becoming obese. when my cats keep bugging us for treats, we put them outside so they play and tire out.

>> No.11976303

>>11976285
Lmao I feel for you and her. You should record it.

Smokey the male cat, the bigger one I posted, has to eat special dry food. We nursed him back from almost death about 6 years ago.

Peekaboo, the screamer, eats wet food and loves the gravy.

So I have to have both wet and dry.. My animals live long because I treat them like a child. My longest cat was 19.

I also have 2 dogs. Cocker/Poodle mix, and an Australian Shepard

>> No.11976304

>>11975949
So is letting yourself or child get that fat. Your nephew, your mother, anyone.

>> No.11976307

>>11975922
ABSOLUTE CHONKER

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>>11976292

>> No.11976368

>>11976307
>>11975949
absolutely based

>> No.11976443

Dumb cat posters

>> No.11976468

>>11975922
Garfield you already at 2 lasagnas.

>> No.11976490

>>11976304
Letting your kids get fat is definitely just as bad. Letting yourself get fat isn't directly hurting anyone else, but does show poor character. As for nephews/parents/others, it isn't reasonable to expect someone to control the lives of other independent people.